I can’t go out on my own or with my friends unless Heidi comes with me……….just in case……….the Thingy burrows his or her way out through the love tunnel and says hi to the world. So………I resorted to murder.
Last night, I killed seven men. I slaughtered the first couple of chaps by blowing their heads clean from their bodies with a good old-fashioned double barrelled pump action shotgun, and then for the third one, who was nine-feet high and wearing body armor that was bristling with alien technology, I had to use a pulse cannon. The remaining four I used a mixture of knives, axes and a crossbow.
That’s the thing with console games: they offer perfect escapism. This weekend I have travelled to distant lands, driven a Lamborghini at 150 mph over a cliff, looked for the lost tribe of Ugabuga in an Amazon jungle emptied all manner of artillery into the bastard French and become a Shaolin Kung Fu master fighting alongside a fat panda. Yep ……. I quite like my Ninentostationplaybox360 thingy
Then yesterday, Alan my ugly friend came over and brought his Wii Wee game. I have I admit never seen the point of the Wee Wii
Now, after playing on an Alan’s one, I’ve changed my mind. ………….It is, in fact ……….. bollocks. For a start the graphics are childlike and wrong. It’s too “Disney” bright and the graphics are as flat as Kate Moss’s chest.
Here’s the real reason not to like it, though……………..it’s the games.
Wii Wee baseball, Wii Wee Tennis and Wii Wee bowling appear to be the most popular according to Alan, but what the hell sort of computer game are they? ……………I don’t get.
You can play tennis in real life, so what’s the point of replicating it on a bloody computer? You want to play golf? Then go outside and pick up a golfing stick, you lazy bugger. Proper computer games are the ones that let you do things you can’t actually do. I want to behead an ugly alien monster creature using my Samurai sword but I can hardly nip down to the shopping mall to have a go at that, can I? Okay, granted, I could go to where they film Judge Judy and find something not dissimilar, but you see my point.
I want to indulge myself in pure fantasy on a game console………….who the hell wants to do Wii Wee Aerobics? I want patrol the planet Youpayforsteakhere (or Uranus as its sometimes known) and using my phaser cannon kick some serious Royal Champion butt. Yes, I’m beyond terrible and wouldn’t even get as far as the first stage before being thrown to my death from the top of the climbing wall, but, hey, rather that than a Wii Wee game of tennis. I want to take control of a Splendormagicdream space warbird and go up against those bastards from the planet Epic who are the ugliest aliens in the universe. I want to use stealth technology and a huge photon torpedo in my quest to destroy the strange alien vessels known only by their mark………………..an X
And what did Alan suggest we play on his Wii Wee game? ………… Duck shooting.
“But the Wii keeps you fit,” said my mate.
You want exercise? Okay, what you need to do is this. Take the Wii to an actual, real-life bowling alley. Line yourself up carefully, with the Wii gripped firmly in your hand. Now, when you’re comfy, run full pelt down the lane as fast as you can. Then, when you get to the pins, use them to smash up the Wii. And then take the bits to the park and throw them at a duck………….Wii my arse.
Here come today’s questions.
Phil & Liz Asked:
Hello John & the gang,
John-please respond:
With the swine flu thing creating havoc with items, it occurred to me there is an issue with the sailings from Long Beach California to San Diego to Catalina and then to Ensenada. If you can’t go to Ensenada, what will be the non US port so that you don’t go amiss of the Jones Act?
Phil & Liz
John Says:
Hello Phil and Liz
The change in our Mexican calls is certainly something out of the ordinary and in some instances we have been making a service call only in a Mexican port with no one getting on or off and in other instances, such as the case you reference above, we will expect to be issued a notice of violation and will request mitigation based on these unusual circumstances. For ships such as the Carnival Splendor, which sails to three ports along Mexican Riviera, we’ve switched the calls for the May 3 voyage to San Francisco, Seattle and Victoria (the May 10 cruise will call at Victoria and Vancouver)………I like the sound of those itineraries by the way. Some people have asked here on the blog if we could take the Carnival Splendor to Hawaii which would be brilliant but this would turn a seven-day cruise into a 14-day voyage. So, at times like these there are many variables that do come into play but we are trying our best to find the best cruise for everyone under unusual circumstances. Thanks for the excellent question and if you need anything else I shall be here for you.
Best wishes
John
PennyB Asked:
Hi John, Heidi, and baby,
Heidi, hurry up if you want the April baby and diamonds! We still have a few more hours left! Good luck.
John, please reply. On the Freedom last fall (Med) we had a wonderful asst. maitre de whom we called “Chubbie” – real name was similar but spelled much differently. He did such a wonderful job. I’m wondering if he stayed on Freedom or has gone to another ship. He shared pictures of his family with us and took good care of our table. Please let me know where he is.
Thanks,
PennyB
PS – next year you’ll be showing pictures of your baby!
John Says:
Hello Penny B
It’s too late for an April Thingy so we are aiming for Mother’s Day….May 10. I am not sure who Chubbie is but please let me check and see if anyone currently onboard the Carnival Freedom knows who this person is and which ship he is currently on. He obviously made a wonderful impression on you and that’s great to hear. Thanks for the kind words and I will be back to you shortly with any information.
Best wishes
John
PENNY – just received the news that his real name is Csaba from Hungry and he is currently serving on the Carnival Triumph.
Cheers
John
Wendy Asked:
“Please Reply”
Dear John,
I e-mailed you a few weeks ago with a please reply but you missed it. That’s OK, because it was about our cruise on May 3rd on the Carnival Splendor. Guess what? We won’t be able to go, the virus is near us and if we get it we don’t want to infect the rest of the ship and crew. The change is just what I thought Carnival would plan and fine with me. I am proud of Carnival. As a stock holder I realise the lost financially but the health and well being of the crew and passengers has to be the priority. We will be rescheduling our trip. We are a little disappointed but this will be our 14th cruise 6th on Carnival and prefer to go and have fun rather than worrying about what if’s. We would have gone on May 3rd with the new schedule but because we are close to a possible victim have decided not to go.
Thank You Carnival!
Wendy
P.S. Max D. is the best personal reservationist!
John Says:
Hello Wendy
I was sorry to learn that you decided to postpone your cruise due to the current swine flu situation. I am sure you and the family were really looking forward to sailing on your sixth Carnival cruise. However, I was delighted to read of your praise for Carnival management and their handling of this difficult situation. As a share holder I am sure you realize the timing of this along with the credit crunch is proving to make challenging times even more so. Yet, as always Carnival decided to look after their passengers by giving them a choice to cruise now……or later and that as you said is something to stand up and applaud about.
I am sorry I missed your question last week and if it was one you would still like an answer for I remain here at your service.
I hope it’s not too long before you sail with us again
Best wishes
John
Mark Asked:
John please reply
I know you are soon going to be a very busy Dad. I’m sure you and Heidi are getting more excited with each day the big event gets closer. You will remember every minute and treasure the moment forever.
My question for you is this: We are sailing on the Liberty on May 23. It is a celebration cruise bringing two of our three sons and their girlfriends for a college graduation celebration trip. One graduated a year ago in May, and the other graduates next week. It is also my wife’s birthday on the 24th. This is the first time I can surprise her with a cake, since in some previous cruises we have cruised on my birthday. As you can see, we have a lot to celebrate.
If all that isn’t enough, my son is planning to propose to his girlfriend at some point on this cruise. I can’t think of a greater place for us to all enjoy that moment. She is a great girl, and we are really happy he wants to pop the question in our presence, much less on a Carnival cruise.
Which brings me to the question? I know in previous blogs you said Butch may be the cruise director soon on the Liberty. I see on the cd schedule that Steve is going off the day we get on. Will Butch be the cd, and how does my son or I go about arranging a chance at him doing a public proposal? My son has asked me if I could look into this. His girlfriend has always said if she was ever to get engaged, she would hope that it would be in public, around people so they could all enjoy it. What better place to do that, than in front of a shipful of cruisers. I have seen you and other cd’s arrange that on your ships on past cruises. It is always such a great highlight for the couple.
If you could point me in the right direction, or have a suggestion or two about how to go about this, I would truly be grateful.
Thanks for all you do to brighten everyone’s day with your blog. Even on a bad day, it almost always brings me to smile when reading your refreshing humorous take on the world. And believe me; I don’t ever want to be one of those guest complaint cards on your cruise.
Good luck over the next days. I hope you and Heidi don’t have to wait much longer.
John Says:
Hello Mark
How wonderful that all those special celebrations will be enjoyed as a family on the Carnival Liberty. I absolutely love it when I read about families coming together like yours is to enjoy the fun of a Carnival cruise.
You asked about Butch who is indeed going to be the cruise director for your family vacation. I am sure we can find the right time and place for a very public proposal.
So, what I need you to do is send me your cabin number and I will make sure you are contacted. You can then pass the information on to your son. This is in case we call and his girlfriend answers the phone. So, let me know your full name and cabin number and I will put the plan into motion.
I am glad you are enjoying the blog and I hope it brings a smile to your face each day. I look forward to hearing from you and I send my best wishes to you and all the family
John
Fraser Asked:
John,
Please Reply,
If 80 people gather on a street and yell and curse it usually involves the police and people getting arrested, its called disorderly conduct. I realize Carnival is a business but how much do the wonderful people on board have to put up with. They work tirelessly to make sure we have a wonderful time on our vacation and only deserve praise. If I had been there I would have told these people to “Bugger off” and be happy that Carnival cares enough to make the tough decision to suspend a port. Better to enjoy your vacation then to get sick
John you need to wear that white outfit for your bedtime story, imagine the laughs you would get with that. I have never cruised with you but have heard about your bedtime story, do you have this on video.
John give Brad a pat on the back, I work in customer service and there is never a reason to be treated that way and I am sure he handled it well.
Hopefully by the time you read this the thingy will no longer be the thingy but a Healthy Beautiful baby
My best to Heidi and the Thingy
Good Night,
Fraser
John Says:
Hello Fraser
Thanks for the fantastic words of support. I think you will agree with me that Brad and the staff of the Carnival Splendor handled this small group of unhappy people brilliantly and I am sure that at the end of the cruise the vast majority of guests disembarked with a happy and content feeling that comes from taking a Carnival cruise.
The bedtime story is something I guess that has become a trademark thingy of mine. I have never put the whole thing on the blog as it is different every time but due to the many requests I get for this to happen I promise that when I rejoin the Carnival Freedom in June I will put some of the highlights on the blog thingy. I hope one day you can cruise with me and see it live and in person.
Once again I thank you for the kind support of the crew and for the best wishes to Heidi and the Thingy.
I send my best wishes to you and the family
John
Luther Miller Asked:
John, I have been reading your blog for a few months now and have become an avid fan of yours and Carnival. I have been on 2 cruises (Carnival Sensation and Carnival Inspiration). We are due to sail on the Carnival Freedom on 5/23/09 and are getting really excited but are a little disappointed that you won’t be the CD. My question is this: My wife (Dang) is also a diabetic and as you know, needs to test her blood-sugar several times a day and she is worried about what to do with the needles. Do you have any suggestions? Our best to you, Heidi and Thingy.
John Says:
Hello Luther
I am so glad that you have discovered the blog and I am sorry though that I will not be the cruise director for your May 23 voyage. I see that your wife is, like me, diabetic and I want to assure you that she will be absolutely fine during the voyage. Please can you send me another post marked “John, please reply” a week before you sail including your state room number and I will make sure a “sharps container” is placed in the cabin for her to deposit her lancets in. The stateroom steward will then dispose of them accordingly. This is something that we do all the time so please don’t worry at all. If she has any other concerns I will be happy to help in any way I can.
Have a fantastic cruise and don’t forget to remind me before you sail
Best wishes
John
Randi Asked:
John – please reply:
It appears each Carnival ship is now doing a Walk for the Cure during each voyage.
Would you kindly suggest to the proper person that a group picture after the walk would be a wonderful idea? I know in our group we had several walking in memory of their mom’s and a picture (it should also be highlighted on the DVD) would be appreciated by many. Thanks for all you do (and Stephanie too)!
John Says:
Hello Randi
I am glad you took the time to acknowledge the On the Deck for the Cure walk we often hold on the ships. We do this when we receive the supplies of T-shirts and wrist bands. Over the past few years, Carnival has raised many thousands of dollars toward the continuing fight to find a cure for breast cancer. I have been onboard myself hosting this event and indeed at the end we always took a group photo. Here is one we took on the Carnival Freedom
These should be taken after each walk and I will ask the fleet to make sure that if possible this be done as I agree with you…………..it makes for a very special memory.
Thanks for the reminder.
Best wishes to you and the family
John
Ducky Asked:
Hi John,
Somewhere in the bowels of the family photo archive is a picture of my 2 younger sisters wearing the same Robin Hood outfits for their ballet class?
Please respond. When I saw the itinerary change for the Splendor next week (San Francisco, Seattle and Victoria) I thought hey, that would be a great spring/summer cruise itinerary. I think you guys should keep it after the H1N1 (formally know as Swine Flu) scare has passed, at least for some sailings anyway.
Best of luck to you and Heidi and the imminent arrival of Thingy.
John Says:
Hello Ducky
Its quite scary looking back at photos of when I was young……………God I was ugly.
It will indeed be interesting to see how popular the itinerary you mentioned to Seattle, San Francisco and actually is. Certainly the Carnival Splendor is the right ship to undertake this voyage as I will be talking about a little later in today’s blog.
We all hope indeed that the swine flu itinerary changes will end and we can all get back to normal.
Thanes for the very kind words
Best wishes
John
Erin W. Asked:
John – Please Reply!
I completely understand about Chris and hope that he continues to do well and returns to work soon! Would it be possible to ask you to confirm the CD of 2 of the cruises that I would like to book this week? The other 2 can wait until the schedule comes out??
September 19th – Liberty
November 13th – Dream (I hope this one is you)
The bloggers cruise on the Dream is on my radar but it may conflict with another obligation – if so I would like to see the Dream while it is in a port close to me.
I indeed had fun with Butch (whom I now call Little Brother!) and the crew. In fact I would like to send them some of the pictures from last week. My question her is that I found the address to the Glory but it says that I need to put the crew number on the envelope…is this necessary if I have the first and last name and the position?
Thanks John – How much longer until the Thingy??
John Says:
Hello Erin
I just spoke to Chris Prideaux on the phone and he is progressing each and every day. He hopes to be back in the office by the end of this May and it will be great to have him home. At the time of writing the cruise director of the Carnival Liberty in September will be Butch although this may change depending on what happens. I will be able to confirm this by mid June. The cruise director for the Carnival Dream will be Todd Wittmer who has some fantastic new ideas and will be do a brilliant job there for sure.
I will be the cruise director on the Carnival Freedom in June to the end of August and maybe on another ship in October before the bloggers cruise……..I am not sure where yet.
I hope this helps and I will post the CD schedule as soon as Chris returns
Best wishes
John
Eric R Thayer Asked:
Please Reply:
John, does Carnival have an “Orange County Choppers” company motorcycle and if so, do you have any photos of it? If not, do you know if they are going to commission one to be built?
Eric
John Says:
Hello Eric
I have to admit something here mate and I say this with total respect and a huge dollop of apology…………but I haven’t a bloody clue what a Orange County Chopper Motorcycle is and why Carnival should have one. So please, can you send me a few details and help a thick Englishman help answer your question.
Many thanks mate
Cheers
John
Marge & George Ribas Asked:
Hi John,
I have been trying to send you a note on your blog but for some reason I can’t make it work.
My husband George & I along with our group of a total 24 will be sailing on the Spirit July 15, 2009 for a wonderful Alaskan Cruise.
This is our second cruise on the Spirit. I think it’s our 25 cruise with Carnival.
We would like to be seated together with a table of ten, and two tables of 6 as close together as we can get.
Do you think this is possible?
This is going to be our first cruise without you John in a very long time. I hope we have as much fun with the Spirit’s CD as we had with you. We were with you last year on the Splendor in the Baltic. All the best and much love to you and Heidi and The Thingy.
Hope you can help us out. Thank you ever so much.
Marge & George Ribas
John Says:
Hello Marge and George
I am glad you finally got through to me and I am sorry your previous posting asking for a reply got lost somewhere. Straight away I want to say a huge thank you for sailing 25 times with Carnival and I am sure you are just as excited for cruise number 26 to Alaska on the beautiful Carnival Spirit.
I will be honored to try and help you with your dining requests and therefore I would ask that two weeks before you sail you send me a reminder including all the stateroom numbers involved in your family group. I will then do my very best to make this happen for you.
I wish I could be there with you
Best wishes to you and all the family and I hope you have some amazing memories of our time in the Baltic together
John
That’s all for today. By the way, if any of you are waiting for information or a question to be answered that I said I would get back to you on and I haven’t………please remind me. I am answering 60 plus questions a week and I apologize if I have forgotten to follow up on any.
The comments have made for some fascinating reading recently and I especially wanted to say thanks for the support you showed for Brad the CD of the Carnival Splendor. I think you will all agree that he handled the situation brilliantly and he certainly deserves all the accolades.
I just wanted to mention one other very important thing regarding the Carnival Splendor. I did read some concern about the ship sailing to destinations with colder temperatures and that some were concerned that they would not be able to enjoy the days at sea because it would be too cold.
Well, if there is one ship you want in that situation it’s the Carnival Splendor. Why? Well, it is because of her retractable dome which is simply brilliant. I spent three months sailing the Baltic where temperatures can at times be…….ummmm………..Baltic. But that didn’t matter because with the press of a button the entire main pool……the whirlpools ……. the bars and outside dining areas are covered by a huge glass roof making it as warm and cuddly as …………………me.
Seriously, this was godsend at times and even though the temperatures were at times a little on the cool side, you could walk out onto deck 9 and 10 and the scene would be just like a sea day in the Caribbean with people enjoying the pool, the fun events and the live music and of course the Seaside Theatre Big Screen. So…….if you are booked on a cruise on the Carnival Splendor these next few weeks consider yourself blessed because you have the retractable dome allowing you to have the perfect day at sea.
As for Victoria and Seattle………..well, I thought you may enjoy a first look at some of the tours we are offering in these two wonderful ports of call
Carnival continues to monitor the situation on a daily basis and as always please check www.carnival.com for updates.
As always, if you have any concerns and need someone to talk to please let me know. Please also may I kindly remind you that we would love to read your reviews here on the blog as well? Your honest opinions will be so useful to all the top management who read the blog thingy and of course any items of praise will also be forwarded directly to those concerned. Thanks in advance
So, this week……. a little later than planned the focus (apart from the Thingy) will be on the two Bloggers Cruises on the Carnival Dream. then, on Friday I will write about some of the plans we have for these two voyages but just for know let me remind you of the dates and itineraries.
Well……..actually………I am going to let the beautiful and talented Stephanie Leavitt remind you because I have forgotten the dates. I have them written down on my note book but I can’t find it anywhere and it’s probably buried underneath the mountain of diapers which seem to be stored in my office ……..why here and not the nursery I don’t know and as Heidi’s hormones are up and down like Paris Hilton’s underwear I shan’t be asking. So, here is the lovely Stephanie to remind you about the two bloggers cruises.
Hi Everyone,
The dates for the two Carnival Dream blogger’s cruises are:
November 15, 2009 sailing from New York- 8 days to the Bahamas
December 3, 2009 sailing from Port Canaveral – 9 days to the Eastern Caribbean
Please be sure to book with code CPBL/PBL in order to be included on all the special events!
For more information click here.
Have a great day!
Stephanie
Thanks Stephanie. Now, I have some very special plans for these cruises more of which I will tell you about later this week. However, the attraction of sailing on the Carnival Dream is surely the biggest incentive to join this wonderful community and family of bloggers…….more details on this very soon.
We are still waiting as I said. Saturday morning saw us at the hospital for Heidi to have something called a “growth” scan. This was too measure the final growth of the Thingy which seems to be good. Before the scan started Heidi made sure she told the technician nurse person that we didn’t want any sex………sorry……..that’s what I am used to her saying……..what she actually said was that she didn’t want to know the sex of the Thingy.
And even though we didn’t see if the Thingy has a thingy we did see its face and apart from me telling you that the poor sod has my nose……..I am unable to put into sentiment what I felt. Then Heidi had to have a baby monitor on her for 30 minutes as the doctor tested the heartbeat and the number of times it moved. This was not too pleasant because every 10 minutes the nurse would come into the room……..look at the readout which looked like one of those polygraph test things and say “mmmm” or “OK,” …….. and despite our looks of eagerness she would then bugger off without telling us what the “mmmm” meant.
This made Heidi very nervous indeed because of course she didn’t know if anything was wrong. I was at the point of leaving the room to find Nurse MMMMMMM and demand she tell us what was happening when she and the doctor returned. They were very happy with everything. The Thingy had excellent heartbeat and the blood flow to something called the placenta was perfect and the recorded movements the Thingy had made during the 30 minutes of monitoring were excellent. The Doctor then went over the results of the scan and said that the Thingy would probably be around 7 pounds 4 ounces.
Heidi was much happier then as was I. All that was left was for Heidi to have her blood pressure checked which again was perfect and all was going well right up to the point when Heidi had to provide a urine test to check their was no protein in there. As she handed the specimen cup to the nurse I said, “Are you taking the piss?”…….and that was me in the doghouse.
Talking of toilets as I often do……..later that night we went to dinner with our friends Alison and Paul. Three times during the meal Heidi said she had to pee and, of course, each time Alison went with her…..I know this is an age-old question but why do women need to go to the bathroom……………together?
I am not going to try and bother to figure out why. I have asked Heidi and she said “We just talk” and apparently women will go to the bathroom and talk to women they have never met before while in there………a man would never do that.
A man must never make small talk with another man in the toilets. You may give a perceptible nod of the head…….but that’s it. It’s eyes front at all times and no peeking at another man’s thingy or even the man himself is allowed while standing at the urinals.
It is the law that a man must allow there to be one empty urinal between you and the other guy.
It is permissible to try and shoot down any stray objects on the rims of the urinal provided there are no other men in the area. However it is not acceptable to try and play soccer with the orange disinfectant balls……..that’s just childish.
Just before I finish I have to admit that I am in a bad mood because the Miami Heat lost and are out of the playoffs…….I have nothing more to say about this except I should have been at there and done something to put the Atlanta team off their game. Maybe I could have gotten into their dressing room………sneezed without covering my mouth because I was too busy talking on my cell phone…….. About how much I enjoyed my vacation in Mexico City.
Goodnight
Your friends
John, Heidi and the Thingy
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OPEN LETTER TO ALL,,,,,
CARNIVAL TOP MANAGEMENT ! ! ! !
the Carnival Legend,and the Carnival Insriration both sail out of Tampa..
they go to the same ports of call every week.
all year long.
We love to Cruise,,,,28 times by your count.
but we sailed way more than that,
you only keep record so far back.
PLEASE,,,,,PLEASE,,,,
can we get a Eastern Caribbean port of call???? rotate E O W,,,
Key West,,,St. Thomas,,,Ocho Rios,,,
would be a nice change…….
can you PLEASE HELP US ! ! ! !
Hey John
I noticed that your 7- day cruises out of Miami are still going to three ports.Why can’t the Conquest go to Belize or Rotan or Key West a twenty dollar ship credit ( two drinks) that cost you a dollar is a joke. By the way Cozumel is a Island it is not attached to Mexico.
Hi John!!!
We love our wii! There are games for it that are not childish as the ones you saw this weekend. The sports games, bowling, golf. Baseball, tennis etc. is a game that comes with the wii. There are a bunch of zombie killing games for it that we love. One of them you get to twist the head off of a bad guy. There are really good games for it too! (I don’t know if I could mention the names of them on your blog)
138 days and counting until we set sail on the awesome Fascination!!! We can’t wait! My husband doesn’t like it when I tell him how many more days. He thinks time goes slower when he knows. I wish you could join us!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great week….. maybe this will be the week where the Thingy will come and meet HIS awesome parents!!! =)
Stef
John – you never fail to bring me a laugh with your stories – especially today! When you mentioned the acceptance of shooting at stray objects on the rim of a urinal I thought you might want to take a look at this website: http://www.twentyacorns.com. Our local radio duo were recently talking about this item and it is the latest “gadget” for those interested in that very subject. And Heidi is correct – we girls just accompany each other to the bathroom and talk.
Our family loves the Wii. Especially the bowling and the Wii Fit. You might have to give this game a 2nd look. It’s really good for you as well as entertaining. The Wii Fit especially will help you lose the weight that you’re already losing.
Eagerly awaiting news about thingy or thingi. Obviously we’re all hoping for an easy delivery and healthy baby but I for one, am hoping its a thingi although Heidi looks like she is carrying a thingy!!
Soon we will have a name…
John please reply,
I am cruising with Carnival again on June 29. This will be my 7th cruise and 3rd on Carnival. Since I booked this cruise I have found your blog site and am following it religously.
This cruise is special to me because it will only be me and my son going. We have celebrated all of our children’s graduations with cruises and now it is his turn. Since it is just he and I going I have been trying to plan things that he will find interesting. One thing that we have always said we would like to do is have a “behind the scenes” tour of the ship. We would like to see the Bridge, the engine room, the fancy electronics, backstage at the shows, that kind of stuff.
If this is not possible I certainly understand. To be honest with you I am amazed at how you promise so much to others who write you. But anyway keep up the good work, thanks for all of your efforts, and of course good luck with the “Thingy”.
Hi John Please Respond:
So I’ve been reading your responses to several of the bloggers regarding the cruise director schedule. And am I understanding correctly that Carnival only has one person who can make a schedule? Oh my goodness what if something really serious happens to that person? I don’t know any business who only has one person to do a job? Not that that person isn’t capable, it’s just — well — business.
(and I wish Chris the very best) I only ask becasue those of us who need to make our cruise arrangements and are not made of money and need to capatilize on the specials and who are loyal to our particular cruise director, would like to book sooner than later. Unless we can book and then change once the schedule becomes available?? Which if I understand correctly, the early saver is non -refundable.
Hi John please reply, i am going on the valor on May 31st. and i was wanting to know if cozumel would be cancelled?? has carnival thought about switching from western caribbean to eastern caribbean for that partically cruise. i mean its a good suggestion.dont get me wrong i like going to key west if they go there instead.
best wishes to you and Heidi
Bobby
John, I think it’s time to buy stock in Gerbers and Huggies. Since your little poo making factory will soon be here. That way you will have the supply line and delivery system covered in this economy.
BIG ED
PS. Pat says that the 7 pounds 4 ounces means it’s a boy.
I only have two quick comments today.
LOVE the Wii; especially the bowling and Wii fit. Although my husband feels a little like you and has mastered a technique that allows him to position his chair in such a manner to bowl without having to get up and down. (What is the point of having a Wii – to get more exercise.) The Wii fit is a little more challenging. Some of those yoga positions are simply ummm…made for more flexible people.
My second comment (sorry) GO CAVS!!!!
Hugs,
Princess Lori
aka Catmama
Are you sure the Picture is from the Freedom? It looks more like the Splendor to me.
I’m sending notes to you all over the place, so forgive me if you get more than one. BUT..you were the CD on the Glory a few years ago and we still laugh about you and your antics. We’ve been on many cruises since and though there are many good CD’s….there are none like you. We are going on a polka cruise on the Dream on January 30, 2010. Please, please tell us that you are the CD. I can’t wish for anything more than to be polka–ing through the Caribbean and laughing our asses off.
with you. Dee & Richard
John:
I think David is right. I think that is the Splendor. I believe the Freedom has “rounded” staircases on each side…not “straight”.
Linda (Mom of your friend DJ)
Can’t wait till you have that little one. Hope you have it before Sunday because we leave fron San Juan on the Victory for seven days. I hope they tell us if it happens after we leave.
The very best to you and Heidi and the little one.
Jennifer ans Danny
Hi John!
Glad to hear all is well with Thingy after the scan. I can’t wait for the big day to finally arrive.
The Wii is a fun system and the Fit program/mat that you can purchase actually makes working out quite enjoyable. I know its not the same as going to the gym but it does make for a pleasant diversion.
Looking forward to hearing more this week regarding Dream cruises.
Thanks for another great blog today and good luck as Heidi gets closer and closer.
Take care!
David
Hi John, I think the photo is the Splendor too. The purple hanging baskets look like the ones on the Splendor.
Jo
I just found out my 5/31 cruise on the Splendor to Mexico has been changed..aren’t they jumping the gun a bit??? When you are looking forward to the sun who wants to go to a rainy, cold climate…Is there any chance that Carnival will reconsider??
Sorry that your Heat lost, John. Maybe now you can root for my city’s Cavaliers to “kill” the Atlanta.
Go Cavs!
Cannot wait for more news on Dream (153 days!) and on any news on your Thingy being born
)
Hi john please respond,
I think if you can’t be our CD in May next year on the dream that we should at least do lunch before or after your bloggers cruise this year in december on the dream seeing that we and Linda Hernacki live only 15 minutes from port canaveral. I’m sure linda would agree with me on that one.
By the way that peach soup is oh so good!
Big Fans Allways,
Frank and Bridie
John, I hope Thingy decides to make an apparence tomorrow (5/5) because it is my birthday and I would be honored to share it with him or her. Keep us posted. Everyone is waiting.
Ellen
Hi John, (Please Reply)
Please tell me you are not going to steal Jaime away from the Carnival Pride on the August 21 cruise! We met her on the Carnival Splendor’s Transatlantic cruise and had a great time with her.
Since she graduated from Michigan State, and we live in North Carolina, we really wanted to talk college basketball with her. Hee Hee.
Seriously, Jaime is a great asset to Carnival, as you know, and we love her like our own daughter.
Doc
John, Please reply:
We just finished our 8 day cruise on the Freedom. We had a great time. Our cabin steward Delia was the best we had ever over 6 cruises. We looked forward to seeing her every day. I also tried the accupuncture in the Spa. Jessica was great and I would recommend this to everyone. Also, the the Freedom was hands down the cleanest ship we have ever been on. I’m not saying the others were bad, just that you would see cups on the elevators, dishes in the hallways etc. Not on the Freedom. I’m sure guests left them out but crew must have been right behind them picking them up. I was truly impressed. Here are a few comments I would like to make. First the embarkation at Fort Lauderdale is not the best or safest. Having fork lifts intentionally driving through lines of guests is dangerous. Here are guest in lines all excited about their vacation and talking to each other and suddenly fork lifts comes right in the middle of the line. I’m really surprised no kids have been hurt. I heard a lot of guests talking about this all through the cruise. Also the very long lines outside and inside for embarkation. I have been to 4 other ports and never seen lines like this. Once we got past all the lines and reached the ship there was 1 person there to greet us onboard. Yes that is right 1 person. And we were never welcomed “back” to carnival with the exception of the past guest party. Then we were really disappointed when during the muster drill the ship pulled out of port. This is a highlight for your guests, getting to wave as we pull out of port to all the people standing on shore. By the time the muster drill was over and we were allowed to leave, we were too far out to see the shore at all. This is another thing many guests were unhappy about and talking about during the entire week. Now to skip to debarkation. Everything seemed to be going smooth until we collected our luggage and rounded a corner only to find the longest line ever. A Carnival employee came up to several of us after we had been standing in line for about 20 minutes to very harshly tell us that there were 3 lines were there should only be 1 and we needed to fix it. The man standing next to me asked if he could get his comment card back because she was so rude to us. Another person behind us commented that he guessed since we were done spending money they no longer cared to be nice to us. John, just so you know, this was the only unpleasant person we ran into who was a Carnival employee and unfortunately it was the last Carnival employee many people encountered which often means it is the person they remember. I’m sorry this is so long, but I do have a few questions for you. We only saw our cruise director a couple of times. We had some really rough weather the first couple of days on board. Bad enough that even the crew were getting sick. Activities were moved inside. It seems to me that all the entertainment staff including the cruise director should have been very visible to reassure and encourage the guests. Even when the weather was better we rarely saw Todd. James seemed to be doing his duties most of the time. I never actually saw Todd in any Carnival uniform. He did wear a suit to the past guest party. Mostly he wore khaki shorts and a shirt. So maybe we did see him and just didn’t realize he was with Carnival. My questions are these: What are Carnivals policies about employees and uniforms? And what about when they are off duty? Are they allowed to drink alchohol in front of guests? We had 3 of the entertainment staff sit next to us at a show and all were drinking beer. They had name tags on but not uniforms. Then when we were in the supper club, the same ones were there this time with their uniforms and name tags on and they were drinking wine. At the same time the cruise director and his girlfriend another crew member were in the supper club and they were also drinking wine. How much time off do the entertainment staff and other crew members get each week. The one who sat next to us at one show and was at the supper club when we were also told me he was spending the day at Atlantis in Nassau and would be in the Casino there. I’m just curious. One other comment, Melissa did the scrapbooking on this trip. All she did was sit at a table and work on the entertainment staff rotation. She did not interact with the guests. Many of the guests just left. I heard comments that they couldn’t believe she wasn’t going to talk to them or help them or anything. I also think this would have worked better if it was in a lounge where there were fewer people walking by and less noise. We were right outside the casino and next to the Vienesse Cafe.
John please reply, I have been seeing blurbs on tv showing the Ledgend and advertising a swingers cruise please help I can’t believe this! Please let us know what is going on. Thanks Judy
Sorry John, as much as it pains me, I’ll have to disagree. While it may seem like Brad handled the situation on board the Splendor well, Carnival overall could have done better. But it’s easy to say that as a Monday morning quarterback.
Brad disbursed the crowd to the theater after they started chanting his name over and over. But he was not there from the onset. Those of us sitting in the lobby were subjected to yelling, ranting, very abusive and foul language. There was not a strong enough security presence there. What Brad may not have realize is after he’d taken the vocal ones into the theater, a new crowd gathered. This happened every day until the stop in Long Beach. After which we still saw some of the vocal ones on board and they still continued to spew anger.
There was a few times where announcements that were made could not be heard over the lobby entertainment. Might want to look into when the captain turns on the PA system, all others shut off.
Rubbing a little margarita salt into our wounds, in cabin the port shopping talks were still being played the entire cruise. Why?? To remind me what I’m missing? Little was done to get information to us regarding our new port of call, San Francisco. A weather report at the very least would have been nice … we might have bought up the rest of the gift shop sweatshirts. Did you know, after we left San Francisco, the gift shop had a sale on GLOVES?
While I understand this was a no win situation for Carnival, y’all are failing to recognize that this was a no-win situation for those on the ship as well. It was made clear that the Vacation Guarantee would not be able to be used. There was no single decision that could have satisfied everyone, but the decisions made seemed to cater to the disgruntled (approximately 10-15% clearly a minority). To those of us who stayed on board for the duration of the trip and tried to make the best of a bad situation, we were unacknowledged. Carnival needs to not take the stance that because someone didn’t loudly complain doesn’t mean they weren’t disappointed. It simply may be they had more class and respect than those who felt the need to shout at and berate anyone with a nametag. Y’all catered to those who screamed the loudest and ignored those who tried to go with the flow.
Now, again Monday Morning, we see that folks on future sailings are receiving on board credits. For what? Knowing about the change in ports of call? Being able to pack accordingly for their new ports? Having time to research things to do in their new ports? Not getting a Mexican Riviera cruise? (I got to visit California!).
I expect no compensation from Carnival. It was made clear on board that they held up their end of the deal. Perhaps from a technical point of view, but from customer good will …. something’s just not right in the logic here.
Respectfully, cowsezmoo.
John, please respond an let me an my husband know for sure if you will still be the CD on the Freedoom on the Aug 23 sailing.We are going to book this cruise if you are.We did this same cruise in Dec but are looking forward to another cruise with you, since the last time we cruised with you was back in 1997 on the Destiny . This will be our 17Th cruise with Carnival. Thanks Gale
The picture is the Splendor–I was on there long enough to recognize it anywhere!
I’m sorry at the Hawks beating your Heat–bit since I live in Atlanta or actually the suburbs, I need to cheer for the home team.
I love my wii and my wii fit too sorry. I think the Mii’s are just too cute and look like our family and friends and that’s fun to do a step class and see who is in there with you or the coach of your soccer team. I agree I should go play tennis and if I had someone to do that with and the time to go do it I would but at least it gets me away from the computer and out of a chair for awhile so that has to be worth something.
I hope Heidi goes pretty soon before the baby gets any bigger. Maybe this weekend!
Yes, that is a picture of the Splendor.
John (Please Reply)
1st I hope Heidi & you are doing well, & hope all goes well with the birth.
couple of things I need your help with.
1. I checked the price on our July 2nd cruise on 5/2 & the price had dropped from our orginial price- a difference of $147.50, so I called to get OBC as we have done in the past. Final payment day was 5/3. We had paid for the cruise in full back in April. The lady (Maria) told me it would be taken care of. I checked today & no OBC, so I called my PVP with Carnival to see what he could do. He is wonderful, he is going to talk with his supervisor. Maybe you can do something to help this.
2. Can you send Trevor Block my email & as him to email me. I have a few things I would like to check with him about for my 50th birthday on the 4th. Just mention Michael’s Freddy Tattoo, he will remember us.
3. any word from Josh “Big Sexy” I have not heard from him & he did want us to stay in touch.
4. any idea when I can look for the Christmas Ornaments?
I will be sending you a copy of the other tattoo. The one of the funnel
Take care & best wishes to Heidi
Cheri & Michael
John,Please reply;
I have a question about the Supper club on the Splendor. How many seats does it have and what are the table sizes. Also for the reservations is it ongoing each evening or are there two seatings and if so what time. We are working on a group for next june to celebrate my wife’s 50th birthday and we want to have as many of our group that want to, dine with us one evening in the supper club. Please answer when you can. I know time is getting short for the thingy’s arrival and you will be a very busy (and proud papa) May you and Heidi have all the joy that we did in raising two fine sons.
Dennis Casteel
Pweaaaase reply!!!!!
John, I would like to know who’ll be the CD on the Splendor for September since I heard Steve Kniseley won’t be the CD (me sad–he is rather cute…). I wish you could be the CD, but you’ll have a wee one to bond with and to start teaching him or her the bad habits!!!
Thanks John and perhaps Mothers Day will be the day!!!
Hello to all,
John—” play soccer with the orange disinfectant balls……..that’s just childish.”
Absolutely hilarious! You are too funny!
Hey Ricky—Cozumel IS Mexico-the ban is for Mexico-Cozumel is not a leper colony where no one comes and no ones goes.
Phil & Liz
John – Please Reply
Our youngest son is considering applying for a job with Carnival Cruise Line. Some friends of ours said it probably won’t happen because the cruiselines don’t hire many people from the USA. Is this true information? I remember seeing a guy on the dance team from the USA on one of our past cruises. Nik just thinks it would be a kool job, he has no formal entertainment training (we think he is funny though).
Roxianne
I agree with everyone else, it is a picture taken on the Carnival Splendor. But we forgive you…we know your mind is preoccupied with the Thingy!
I think it is a girl, 7 pounds 14 oz and 20 inches long. I think she will be born on Mothers Day. I have thought all along that the Thingy would come on May 10th.
John,
Comming back home today from an Eastern Carribean Cruise on Freedom
I had the chance to see three Carnival ships lined up at St.Thomas. Freedom,Liberty, Glory (not sailed on her yet). Liberty backing out of the three ships was great.
Leaving Freedom 0n Sun 03 May 09
I did stay on board Freedom for 50 days always CD Todd and Captain Aita
Hoping Heidi and Dad will be ok
tossing a coin: female
John (Please reply),
I had a WONDERFUL bartender (I think she may have been a head bartender) in the Sports Bar on my first Valor cruise 5/05. Her name was Angela A. (I have her last name if you need it) from Romania. I think after Valor she was on Victory, and I wondered if you could put some feelers out and try to track her down for me.
There are LOADS of people over on Cruise Critic always trying to track down their favorite crew members…has anyone ever thought of starting some sort of optional database or message board so passengers can keep in touch, or sail again with, their favorite crew members?
Thanks!
Stacey
John–please reply.
Hi John,
I’m catching up on a week’s worth of blogs, so please forgive the length of my comments. You asked about what makes a great CD which leads me to my question…have you heard from Shawn Bussey? Has her little one arrived yet? If so, boy or girl? I hope she and her family are doing well.
Now, onto my comments:
Announcements–when we tried somethingoftheseas, we LOVED that there was a switch inside the cabin that allowed passengers to control the volume. You could turn it up or down depending on whether or not you wanted to hear the announcements. Of course, emergency announcements override the in-cabin switch. We like to hear the announcements and are frustrated when they sound like mumbles from inside our cabin.
What makes a good CD–I don’t think there is a formula. We have many favorites…you, Todd Wittmer, Shawn, Big Tex, and Josh Big Sexy (asst CD)…you all are very different. We had reached a point that we were getting kind of bored w/the same shows, jokes, etc., but then we were on a sailing with Todd on the Miracle when Carnival first came to Baltimore. He and his entertainment staff did all kinds of new events and activities. The other thing that was so impressive about Todd was his interaction w/his staff and how much fun they all were clearly having–people like Big Tex and Karl with a K were on that sailing with Todd. And, we all know how successful they have become. Shawn was great at gearing her sailings to the type of passengers onboard but still having a lot of fun. For example, Hawaii cruise clientele is different than Caribbean clientele. You, of course, are in a class of your own–nuff said!
Carnival Fun Day in Baltimore was fantastic. I can’t tell you how much fun we had. It was a joy spending time with other bloggers–Sallie and Mike, Lori and Tom, Derick, Linda, etc. And, Jim Berra was the perfect host for breakfast. We enjoyed the opportunity to chat with him and were so impressed how he asked for our opinions on a variety of topics and how truly interested he seemed in our responses. Stephanie Mead and Josh were loads of fun as always. Marcus Anthony was fabulous, and Fun Force was simply amazing. We took our 8 year old niece who is a big fan of Carnival, and she had a ball in the Kid Zone. We learned that day she’s a budding photographer…thank goodness for digital cameras. She took 600 pictures that day…unfortunately, the majority of them were of pigeons. She did, however, get some good shots of the Carnival activities all around the harbor.
Thank you to Carnival for hosting such a wonderful day in Baltimore and a belated welcome to the Pride. We can’t wait to sail on her out of our home port.
Congrats on the weight loss…you look great. Keep up the good work.
All the best to you and Heidi as you play the waiting game. The little guy or gal will be here before you know it. And, get some rest, cause once the arrival happens you won’t get much chance to rest.
Take care,
Lisa and George Kilmartin
Just popping in to say hello and to wish your bride well in the coming weeks. Can’t wait to find out if it’s a John or Heidi junior!
Hugs to you both!
)
John, I sent along a review of the Apr 26 cruise on the Splendor that was written by one of our Crazies… Please feel free to publish it…
From her lips to God’s ears…
Ciao!!
Host Mach
UGH! Does the Spirit still go toEnsenada? Everyone hates that part of the trip, at least everyone who went there with Larry and I hated it. It was like a chinese (or Mexican) fire drill. “When in danger, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout!” The rest of the trip, was heavenly though.
Dear John,
Please reply:
It seems as if our teams, the Hornets and Heat, are out of the playoffs. What a let down….There is always next year!
I see that Butch will be leaving the Glory to fill in for someone soon. Our cruise is June 6th on the Glory. Is there any way you know what next month’s director schedule looks like? I am anxious to know as I was looking forward to Butch – I have heard he is awesome!
-Adam
P.S. The “flat Stanley” I am making of you to take with us is coming along well. I am trying to Photoshop a New Orleans Hornets jersey for him to wear….
Indeed, that is Splendor.
John,
Would you happen to have an updated cruise director list? The current one posted has just expired.
Thank you kindly.
Hmmm. A double barrel pump shotgun? Not too many of those around.
Here is one made from two Remington 870s, christened a Remington 1740 (870+870)
http://www.lesjones.com/2008/06/16/double-barrel-pump-shotgun-moe-szyslak-style/
When both barrels were fired, I bet he felt that one! Check out the video!
Hi John,
Not been able to read the Blog thingy for over the last week , I have been down your neck of the woods on business.My access to the t’internet has been restricted to doing “proper” stuff.
Read your thoughts on the Wii and it made me laugh out loud. I have just bought one for Liz with the Wii fit board.
She goes to her aerobics class once a week. The amount this thing cost she could have afforded to go to a swanky health club for 12 months.
Must admit I don’t mind the bowling and tennis games that come prebundled. I am looking out for some decent action games I can play.
Best wishes for the next few days I suspect you and Heidi are going to be somewhat busy.
Wes and Liz
John,
My Valor back to back cruise was amazing. Thank you so much for sending the goodies. The Valor is a gorgeous ship and quite possibly one of my favorites. I was pleased about the ship being diverted to Key West too as I have been really wanting to return there.
About the dress code in the Lido restaurant.
On the Valor I noticed lots and lots of people in the Lido restaurant in their swim wear and men eating with no shirts on.
The worst was “Mr. Speedo” who… Well…. Let me just say he was “in full bloom” so I guess he found the buffet very, very exciting.
There were signs posted on the door about not entering barefoot or wet, but I think they should be updated telling people to put their clothes on to eat. It’s just common courtesy because I and others really don’t want to be forced to see man boobs, lumpy thighs and other thingys while trying to eat.
My best to you, Heidi and the Thingy!! You are the best, John.
Melissa
When will excursions for Splendor 5/24 be posted. Has anyone ever been to Astoria?
John,
I’m with Tom and Jane.
Give us a little variety out of Tampa. Surely a bit of a rotation in ports would be in order. Just think. Carnival may make a few more dollars in excursion money, for as it stands now, we just walk around Cozumel and Grand Cayman having been there 6 times already.
Mike
I cancelled my cruise on the Imagination because it was not going to Cozumel, but instead Nassau. I did not want to go there AGAIN! Luckily I have another cruise booked for Dec. on the Dream so they applied what I paid for the Imagination onto my balance due on the Dream. On Carnival’s website it says they are emailing everyone, I DID NOT get an email, I checked myself and it only gives you till May 7th to decide if you want to cancel. AND you will be given a credit for another cruise in the amt. you paid. What if you don’t know you only have till May 7th to cancel? Then what? Live and Learn! Linda
Bill:
Your post and video reminds me of my Dad’s 10 gauge double barrel lever action that was sawed- off. (sawn-off, for John)
He used it for riot control back in the 1930′s (he patrolled the waterfront with his dog as a policeman back then) and with buckshot (from what I have been told) it would cover a wide area, because more than 50% of the barrels had been removed.
Of course with regular shells in it…it sounded like a cannon and kicked like a mule.
Sadly, after Dad passed away…it was stolen from my brother’s house. (along with Dad’s pearl handled pistol). Sure do wish I could find them.
Hey John
Loved the blog today. This whole “flu” thing has really made my job (as a travel agent) a challenge and made for some pretty long hours at work. But, all that changed today when I got to call 2 of my cruise clients to tell them that they were now going on a 7 day cruise and the ports of call are Grand Cayman and Montego Bay. One of my clients was so excited that he said and I quote “you have made me so happy that I’m going home to kiss my wife, my kids and my mom…and if you were here I would kiss you too.” I was floored I just didn’t know what to say. Then I called couple number two…she was so excited because she is a first time cruiser and she get’s to go to Jamaica!!! These clients of mine suddenly made all the stress, headaches and long hours disappear! Somebody was finally happy about this whole “flu” thing. I realize that not all situations are like this and that this has inconvienced a lot of people. But for all the doom and gloom that the media seems to be yapping about there is a silver lining for some people. Now about the Wii…my neice has one and just adores it. I have a few friends that got it for their kids but have ended up using it more for themselves. Personally I prefer a good old fashioned arcade game with all the bells and whistles. Hey did your new cell phone come yet or is it still floating around a FEDEX truck somewhere? Thanks again for another wonderful blog. I think “thingy” will be born Memorial Day May 25th.
HEY C A R N I V A L TOP BRASS
still missing those exotic eastern,,,,,,,,,,,,,
caribbean ports of call ! ! ! !
STUCK IN TAMPA
does gerry cahill read this blog ?
Milestone Rewards Members
tom & JANE
I’ve done the repo cruise on Princess from L.A. to Vancouver and want to do it again. Great itinerary. But the Splendor should stop at Astoria – beautiful area and there are some good tours around there – Tillamuk Cheese factory, some local wineries, the Spruce Goose – Howard Hughes’ big wooden plane that was sent up from Long Beach years ago. It’s also not that far from Portland, a lovely city.
I have the WII Fit and really like it – but being so big, I can find 100+ reasons not to exercise, so it is sitting in it’s box languishing away. But one of these days – once I know some personal problems are dealt with, I will get my head back on and start up again. I always have an excuse.
Good luck with the Thingy – Maybe it will be born on the 11th – same day as my almost 18 year old grandson.
Hi John & Heidi & little Thingy,
Still waiting patiently (or not-so-patiently)?
Thanks for the peach soup recipe – I always order that and the chilled strawberry soup. Love ‘em.
Can’t wait to hear the latest about the BC3 & 4 cruises.
Hope to read more later,
Hugs,
Carol
Please Reply John!!! Thank u.
Hi!!!!
Congrats on the up and coming Thingy!
My boyfriend and I are scheduled on the Splendor for May 31st and I just found out the itinerary changed to ports in Canada. I’m extremely upset over this. I know that it is a safer decision to keep people from Mexico, at present, and I would never want anyone to get sick. However, this trip is a very big deal to us. We planned a three week trip around this cruise (cruise included) including my boyfriends
birthday celebration. We DO NOT want to go to Canada as we are living in cold temps presently. But this trip is not the kind to just move to a later date. Are these decisions final on the changing of the itinararies? And if so what dates would I be able to go instead ( June , next Nov.)? I don’t want to call Carnival and clog the lines. Thank you so much!!!
Dear John,
Of all the names to choose from, can you tell me why the various cruise lines duplicate names? i.e Carnival Dream…Mickey Mouse Dream, Carnival Fantasy, MM Dream and so forth.
Just curious.
Good luck to both you and Heidi in the upcoming weeks.
Thanks for your time, Liz
Dear John!
I love the Wii! My 6 year old spanks me repeatedly in tennis! And don’t even start about MarioKart! That’s one game you should give a go!
It’s been awfully quiet today…..does anyone else think that might mean a baby is trying to make its’ appearance???
BTW: Dear Upgrade Fairy:
If someone cancels their Suite on the Glory for May 16th…..we will be glad to take it off your hands for you!!! LOL
And I like Tom and Jane’s idea…
Milestone Reward Members, too!!!
OK, its 4:45 pm here in Florida and John’s blog is usually posted by now…
UHHHHHH Hellooooooo.. Do we have a thingy or a thingi yet or perhaps on the wayyyyyyyy????
John, don’t do this to us!!! Stephanie, say something!! Someone say something!!!
Nice name wii wee…funny
I am an xbox360 guy, However I get the kicks out of the wii. Great opportunity to see grown ups without any sense of co-ordiantions racing dinky cars while trying to steer clear of magic mushrooms. Last time a dancer friend of mine accidently kicked me while playing “mario kart” on second thoughts she might have wanted to kick me anyway. xbox 360 rules where else can you get a boost and extra points for crashing into the car in front of you.
Please reply John,
John, in answer to your question from my original question; since about 2001, the American TV show “American Choppers” has shown a reality show, family business in NY that builds custom motorcycles. The show, and business has become extremely popular in this country. The weekly show mostly highlights the custom motorcycle builds, contracted by, and for major corporations. These motorcycles display the logos and “image” of the company/corporation, creating a “theme bike”, for that company and is usually used by that company for promotional, advertising purposes. The show airs regularly on the Learning Channel in the States (it used to be on the Discovery Channel). I could easily see “Carnival theme bike” perhaps displayed on the different Carnival ships on a rotating basis. Please take a look at the “Orange County Choppers”website to see the many different company bikes they have made over the years. It is quite vast, which is why I would be surprised if Carnival does not yet have one. I truely believe it would be a huge focus and photo op. for whatever ship it happened to be on.
Eric
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Hi John, please reply
I booked a cruise for 7 days to Mexico on 5/24/09. However, Carnival changed the itinerary to Astoria, Victoria, and Vancouver but Carnival has no detail about itinerary. Can you post it on Carnival’s web site or email it to me?
Thanks,
Tom