I hope I am not boring you with all this talk about the Thingy. It’s just that as he or she is supposed to be here on Sunday I get more and more nervous which coupled with my diet of chicken, vegetables and salad, means my arse is like a chewed orange and that I will be yet again waffling on about kids here on the blog. As I do, I picture in my mind many of the thousands of daily readers saying to themselves “Bugger this baby bollocks, I am scrolling down to the questions” although you probably wouldn’t use the words “bollocks and bugger,” would you?

Anyway, thanks to Skype I get to talk quite often with my sister Sue Drip who as you may know lives in Hong Kong.

This morning or this evening Hong Kong time I spoke to Suzanne and her two beautiful kids……my niece and nephew Luke and Isabel. As I spoke to them on the video Skype phone thingy I realized that I was going to have one of those kid things in a couple of days. I guess its all been a bit surreal up until now and I have therefore really tried to get my mindset correct in preparation for the Thingy’s arrival.

Speaking to my niece and nephew though made me realize I know absolutely bugger all about kids today……………I mean nothing …… zero ……….. niente ……… nader ………… nichts ……….dingdartayhnhjiuql (Mongolian for bugger all.)

Take school for instance………….when I was Luke’s age (8) at school, I learned all about coloring and dinosaurs and how to spell “Margret Thatcher” and my 4 times tables.
One times 4 is 4
2 times 4 is 8
3 times 4 is ummmmm……..wow look at those bumps on Sally Pool’s chest……I want to touch them.

It seems things have changed. In his first few years of schooling, my nephew has learned that trees are a man’s best friend and that the Brazilian rain forest is being murdered by McDonald’s. My sister tells me it would have been easier to get Luke to eat a dog turd than a Big Mac.

Then there is my mate Danny’s kid who told me she knows that baby seals are slaughtered for fun and, while she doesn’t know her six times table or the capital of Italy, she can give you chapter and verse on every single ingredient in a packet of cigarettes and exactly how each one will rip the very fabric from her tender nine-year-old lungs.

At this age, a child has a quest for knowledge that will never be matched in adult life. They will absorb information like a sponge, but so far as I can see, these days, the only information they’re actually given is eco-bollocks.

And it’s not just school, either. When I turned on the television 35 years ago, I had programs showing me how to make a robot from cereal packets, or a talking horse called Ed. Today, children have subliminal environmental cries for help in every single pop video and cartoon………….Dora the Explorer, my arse

My mind then has been wandering back to my childhood. I had a wonderful one. OK, my Mum and Dad were not exactly rolling in money. That was because my Dad was a teacher all his working life and because the governments of this world think teachers are not important they pay them bugger all………if I was prime minister I would pay them more than lawyers.

Anyway, I had a great childhood and my Mum and Dad always gave me everything I wanted and were always loving and fair………apart from the time my dad threw me out of the car because I was being a brat……..I kept saying “Are we there yet, are we there yet?” and when I was told we would not be having fish and chips for dinner I cried and screamed and kicked my legs on the back of my Dad’s seat in a proper kids tantrum ……. so my Dad stopped the car…….and told me to get out……….I did ……..he drove off ………. then one minute later reversed back to get me………I said sorry……..I got back into the car……..I was 17.

Another thing that happened at 17 was of course I learned to drive with my Dad in our Corsican blue Ford Cortina.

The first time I ever drove a car on the public road, I distinctly remember the high-pitched, howling sound my Dad made when I emerged for the first time onto an intersection. The problem being that I didn’t pull out when there was a gap in the traffic. Being 17, I pulled out when I figured I had been waiting long enough.

Quite how the truck missed us, I have no idea. Maybe it was deflected from its previous course by the ultrasonic noise waves being made by my Father.

I hope, God willing, that I will have the opportunity to teach the Thingy how to drive. The problem is that I learned to drive by watching my Dad. My Thingy, on the other hand, will no doubt learn to drive by racing her friends on the PlayStation 27. And out there in the silicon jungle, there’s no need to slow down for bends, or bumps, or bumps in the middle of bends or trucks or stop signs or the poooolice ….as they say in the south.

I also have a message for the makers of Gran Turismo and the other driving games. Replicating the exact handling characteristics of a particular car is very clever, but I’d also like to see some realism when those handling characteristics are exceeded. In other words, every crash should be followed by a time-consuming insurance battle in Judge Judy’s courtroom and if the child is found guilty it would result in a loss of the entire player’s pocket money.

OK……..enough waffling…..and for the seven bloggers who stayed with me …….. thanks.

Time for more questions…………….here we go.

Brittany Asked:
Dear John, Please reply.
Thank you for your advice on my questions before. My mom still bent out of shape about the room steward but she’ll get over it. Now instead of a request, I sort of have a favor to ask.
As I said, me and my mom will be on the Conquest on May 31. This is our mother/ daughter relax cruise. My mom works very hard everyday, 13 hour days, running a restaurant and she likes her vacations to be as stress free as possible. We are people who like to relax when we eat, not ones for small talk, not that we are rude by any means, we just are very hard at opening up to people right away. I guess shy is a good way to explain it, more me than my mom actually. So I wanted to know if it was possible if you could get us a table for 2 in the dining room. Our names are Brittany and Sheila Lowe and our cabin # . I would really appreciate if you could do this for us!
I hope your little bundle of Thingy joy comes soon. I couldn’t be there for the birth of my Godson but I promise I couldn’t love him more if I had him myself. I can’t wait until I actually experience child birth for myself (well, yes I can wait!) I hope Heidi is doing some libido exercise like hip rolls to help move things along. When you have the Thingy and pick a name I would love to make a name painting for you. I do name paintings and abstract paintings as a hobby. I would be honored to do one for you!
Thanks so much – Brittany

John Says:
Hello Brittany
Thanks for writing again and I am sorry that your Mum is still upset and hopefully your forthcoming cruise will be one where she can totally relax and enjoy the hospitality of our friendly crew. I understand that sometimes people don’t want to mix with others at dinner. It’s a shame that you will not get chance to meet new friends but certainly you should not worry that this may seem rude…….it truly does not. So, I will certainly ask the maitre d to do this for you and would ask that on May 20 you send me a reminder so that I can try and assist.
How wonderful those words of best wishes were for Heidi and I. She is exercising with something called a “birthing ball” and thanks so much for offering to make a name painting for us that would be so wonderful.
I look forward to hearing from you again to remind me and until then I send my best wishes to you and Mum
John

retirementman Asked:
JOHN PLEASE REPLY
Good evening John. I have to agree with you I think the original “Star Trek” was the best and “Kirk” was a stud and bedded every galactic woman in space. I have to problem with going to a barbershop or as you call it a “salon.” I’m totally bald and I love it. I have saved so much money from being bald and my wife loves it. Why don’t you try it, you might love it and I bet Heidi would?
Marylou and I are going on the Dream 23/01/2010 and could you tell me something about the different ports we are going to if you could. Cozumel, Isla Roatan, Costa Maya and Belize. Do they all have docks or do I have to tender?
Also I know I met you with Bee and Linda before our cruise began on the Valor but I was just wondering if you might be the CD on the Dream when I go on my cruise. Just meeting you was one thing but I hear that you do so much more when you are on the ship when you are working. Also I wanted to know if Ken would be the Maitre’D the week I’m there. Would it be possible to have Marylou and I placed where he would be working. When we on the Freedom we were placed in the upper section for dinner and we never really saw Ken do his thing. I know I’m asking a great deal of you John but could you try to assist me with all these things I’ve asked? If you can’t , don’t worry about it
One last thing, don’t worry anything about the birth of your child. It will be fantastic and both you and Heidi will be great parents. Ciao my friend.
Paul F. Pietrangelo

John Says:
Hello Paul
How great to hear from you. I am probably not going to have much choice in the future but to be bald. I already have a little thin patch in the middle of my head and I am sure with the stress of the Thingy I shall be joining you soon………when I am bald we could put our heads together and make an arse of ourselves…….sorry……old cruise director joke.
The ports you will be visiting on the Carnival Dream are excellent. The tender ports are Belize and Grand Cayman and in Cozumel and Isla Roatan the ship docks alongside the pier. The jungles and wildlife in Belize and Roatan make these two ports some of our most exciting and diverse in the Caribbean and the snorkelling in all the ports is astonishingly good.
In the next few weeks I am going to be writing in depth about all the ports that this ship will be calling at including those in Europe, the transatlantic crossing and the eastern and western Caribbean ports of call. This will feature on the blog and also on carnival.com as well on the Carnival Dream page. I actually discussed my 2010 schedule for the first few months of the year and will be talking about that shortly. However, it looks like I will miss you on the Carnival Dream which once again makes me sad. However, I will of course make sure you get to enjoy Ken’s hospitality and please send me a note a few weeks before you sail so we can arrange this for you.
So, look out for a full review of the ports soon including the top five shore excursions and tips on what to do…….oh and Paul……..you could never ask too much of me …… well, maybe asking me to run up and down Promenade Deck naked shouting “I love Paul” …………… but apart from that…………..I remain at your service
Best wishes to you and the family
John

Ron Asked:
Please Reply,
John, I was on the Paradise last week and something happened that really bothers me. I went to the gym to work out, stepped up on the elliptical trainer and promptly banged my head against the bulkhead. Due to the angle of the bow of the ship, all of the machines in that front row were way too close for anyone over about 5′9″ to use without hitting the overhead. When I reported this to the attendant, I was told “Yes, we know all about this, but they don’t listen to us. Put it on your comment card.” Well yes I did put it on, but it seems to me Carnival should have a better way of handling a safety issue, than to wait until someone reads the comment cards. If there is a way, the staff on the Paradise needs some better training in how to do it. And how to handle guests for that matter reporting issues.
On a lighter subject, I got my third Carnival thermos as a returning Platinum guest. While I’m grateful to get the gifts and all the other benefits, I would hope for a little more frequent change of items. Maybe they could have a different item for each ship to encourage guests to try a different ships!
Enjoy
Ron

John Says:
Hello Ron
First of all Ron I hope your head is OK after that nasty bump and please let me also apologize for the accident and the answer you received from the gym instructor. That is not what we expect and I promise this situation will be addressed. I have not heard this comment before but then again it’s been a long time since I have been on a Fantasy class ship or……….in a gym.
So, please again except my apologies and I will address this now. I will let you know what happens and I thank you for bringing this to my attention
Best wishes
John

Eric R Thayer Asked:
Please reply John,
John, in answer to your question from my original question; since about 2001, the American TV show “American Choppers” has shown a reality show, family business in NY that builds custom motorcycles. The show, and business has become extremely popular in this country. The weekly show mostly highlights the custom motorcycle builds, contracted by, and for major corporations. These motorcycles display the logos and “image” of the company/corporation, creating a “theme bike”, for that company and is usually used by that company for promotional, advertising purposes. The show airs regularly on the Learning Channel in the States (it used to be on the Discovery Channel). I could easily see “Carnival theme bike” perhaps displayed on the different Carnival ships on a rotating basis. Please take a look at the “Orange County Choppers” website to see the many different company bikes they have made over the years. It is quite vast, which is why I would be surprised if Carnival does not yet have one. I truly believe it would be a huge focus and photo op. for whatever ship it happened to be on.
Eric

John Says:
Hello Eric
I just got off the American Choppers Website and all I can say is ” Wow “……….you are absolutely right. We should have one of these. You know, we actually have motorbikes that feature in our Vroom shows onboard plus at least one or two others. We could get a Chopper made featuring the Carnival brand and logo and then after the shows place it somewhere on the ship for photos to be taken with guests. Plus, it would be very cool to have one of these driving around Miami and beyond advertising the brand. Maybe we could get our President and CEO Gerry Cahill to put his leathers on and come to work every day his Carnival chopper.
Seriously, it’s a great idea and one I shall put on the table. Thanks mate…..I appreciate the brilliant suggestion
Cheers
John

Jeanette Asked:
Please reply–oh, try to, uhm, ok, read this please..
John, I would like to ask a few questions. The first is why does Carnival only really advertise in the US and not Canada. The only time I see the commercials is on the US channels. Does home office not notice the second largest country in the world with a population of over 30 million people who FREEZE our arse off in winter. They would get more travellers from Canada if the advertised here.
Second question is why doesn’t Carnival go to Half Moon Cay more often. That island is pure private paradise. I went there Sept 07 and did NOT want to leave. I was due to go back in Sept 08, but a wee storm by the name of Ike was going to be in the vicinity of the Liberty and Carnival, in their wisdom, decided 24 hours before sailing to alter our route. I was sad, but I LOVED the altered route and the ports of Belize and Roatan. More ships need to call at Belize and Roatan! I would like to see ships going to Aruba, Bonaire, and Curacao from Miami and not San Juan. I wish Carnival would do an 8, 9, or 10 day to some of the Southern islands from Miami or Fort Lauderdale. I also was in Key West and that place is amazing and do think more ships need to call there!!!!
Well, I could say more, but I’ve said enough! Here is hoping Heidi pops the wee one out soon so you know if you have a John Jr or Heidi Jr!

John Says:
Hello Jeanette
It’s a great question and one I know we are currently addressing. We absolutely understand the importance of the Canadian guests here at Carnival. In fact I am sure that if there were statistics available then they would more likely say that Carnival carries more Canadian guests then any other cruise line. We have a new head of sales in Canada ….. the aptly named Justin French……..poor sod. He is redefining what we do in Canada and how we get the word to all of you that Carnival offers the best vacation in the world. So, hopefully you’ll see more Carnival advertising soon. By the way, if you have any specific questions for Justin please let me know and I will be glad to get them answered for you.
Now, onto paradise… or Half Moon Cay as it’s called. Everything you say about this slice of heaven is true and our only regret is that we can’t stay longer than we do. The reason for this is because of the schedule……..we need to get the ship to its next port of ………and of course tendering which when the sun goes down is not an easy thing to do. Also, and we have found this from the ships that do have a full day call there, about 4 pm most people are already back onboard to get ready for dinner or just because after a few hours on the beach they are ready for some air conditioning and the comforts that the Carnival ship…….their home ………..offers.
As to why we don’t send more ships there? Well, we do share the island with our friends at Holland America and despite the island being large and having long sandy beaches, we don’t want it to be overcrowded. Therefore we do limit the number of ships that call there each day as well and this also is due to the tender service that needs to be provided for all the guests.
The other ports you mentioned are all getting more and more calls from the cruise ship industry. Carnival Dream for instance will call at Roatan and Belize. As for the ports like Aruba and Curacao….well this unfortunately involves sailing out of San Juan and therefore flying and of course heading all the way down there costs so much in fuel as the ship is literally at full speed continuously on a seven-day cruise.
However, you are correct. The ports you mentioned, especially Aruba are magnificent and I know Carnival would love to send more ships there…….and who knows…….we may just do that one day. If you have a follow up question, please let me know.
Thanks for the posting and a big thank you for all the kind words
Best wishes
John

JR Asked:

John Please Reply
Hi John,
My wife and I will be celebrating our 30th wedding anniversary on the May 16th Western sorry Eastern Carnival Glory cruise. We were advised today of the change and that is no big deal to us. This is our 4th cruise (3rd on Glory) and have always had a great time.
For some reason you guys keep talking about this guy Butch on Glory as a great CD and I was trying to find out if he will still be on our trip but can’t seem to get that CD thingy up. I am really hoping he is as a great CD makes a great cruise even better. Please let me know.
I enjoyed your adventure of getting a haircut. I’ve gone thru the same thing here until a year ago when I found one of those old cutters. It is so nice to go to a barber shop and it feels like a barber shop.
Best of luck to you and Heidi. I just can’t wait to see those pictures of GRANT when he decides to stick his head out.
God Bless,
JR

John Says:
Hello JR
Da dar da dar da dar da da dar dar……..sorry ……….couldn’t help singing the Dallas theme
Thanks for being so positive about the changes we had to make when swine flu sneezed onto the industry. You will have a fantastic time I promise. Now Butch is a great CD but he will unfortunately be on the Carnival Liberty when you sail and he will be replaced by a chap called Ryan who is also a fantastic cruise director. He will make sure that you have a wonderful time. I would love to read a review of your cruise here on the blog when you return so I shall look forward to hearing from you then.
Best wishes to you and the family including Bobby, Sue Ellen and Miss Ellie and have a brilliant time on the Carnival Glory
John

Mark Twain and a Half Asked:
JOHN, PLEASE REPLY ASAP!
I am booked on the 5/31/09 sailing of Carnival Splendor. Our itinerary has been changed to Vancouver, Victoria, and Astoria (wherever the heck that is – is it in Oregon?). I see that you posted shore excursions for Victoria. Could you please do the same for Vancouver and Astoria? There is nothing on Carnival.com for Astoria, and Vancouver only lists airport transfers.
I have to decide by Thursday May 7 whether to keep this cruise or get a credit, so I need the info super-fast.
Thanks for your help!

John Says:
Hello Mark Twain and a Half
It’s been too long since I have written to you so I am glad to be doing so now. Once again I am so sorry that your itinerary has been changed and I hope that you will still have a brilliant time in these new ports of call. However, I see you needed the information yesterday and I am one day too late in answering you. I hope that you have been able to wait one extra day so I can show you the shore excursions we will be offering in Vancouver and Astoria.
Here they are

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So, let me know what you are going to do and if you have any questions about these ports of call I will be happy to help. Sorry for the delay in you posting your question and me answering it, I will try and do better in the future.
Best wishes
John

Robin in New York Asked:

John Please Respond:
I have dual good news in my family sailing on the Carnival Family. First up, my son and three of his friends are sailing on Carnival Miracle out of NYC on June 1. They are doing it as a celebration as they are all graduating from college with flying colors. It is his first cruise without Mom and Dad and he is understandably excited! I do pity that room Steward, though…four 22 year old sloppy young men in one cabin……I will be giving him my “I drive the Fun Bus” t-shirt from my House Party to wear. My question is, who is the current CD on that ship? He’s become a Cruise Critic addict like me and said there seems to be some question about it. He is tremendously excited about this trip, especially about the pool and Margaritaville in Grand Turk.
Also, my husband and I, along with three other couples, have just booked Star Princess to Alaska on July 19. I am just sooooo thrilled–any inside info about that ship you can give me? Never done Princess before, so I am psyched!
And…if Heidi won’t go to the Star Trek Movie with you, please fly me out to England and I will gladly be your movie date. I knew the minute I saw the title of this blog it would get to a discussion about the movie. It premieres here Friday and I cannot WAIT to see it!

John Says:
Hello Robin
How great to hear from you. I still picture you sitting at the dinner table when I met you on the Carnival Imagination. How wonderful that your son and his mates get to experience their first ever vacation without Mums and Dads on the Carnival Miracle. I shall make sure the stateroom steward is ready with extra toilet paper and some Tylenol. Their cruise director will be Brent who is a Canadian and a very cheeky young man who looks like he should be in a boy band. Please let him know and maybe you could have him drop over to the blog and check out whets happening here.
Congratulations on booking the Star Princess. She is a beautiful ship with four pools and lots of open deck space which is perfect to watch the Alaskan scenery from. The ship has a full service Japanese Spa, a huge casino and of course two of Princess Cruises icons ………… Sabatini’s Italian Restaurant and the Sterling Steak House…………..take my word for it……….you must have dinner in both places………..they are truly superb.
If you have any other questions please let me know and I will ask one of my friends at Princess to answer them for you. I will also ask you to wish your son a fantastic cruise and I hope to see you all soon
Best wishes to all and let’s go and see Star Trek together
John

Kari Kirkland Asked:
Hi John
**~please respond~**
per our conversation last time (about a month ago) I asked for information on how to decorate my room for my disabled vet ‘man-friend’. Well, I went to the AWESOME section on Carnival.com and found wonderful things….then the ~piggie flu~ came out and I was scared to confirm because I had no idea if we would sail or not…well WE ARE SAILING…on not a 5 day but a TOTALLY AWESOME 7 day to Grand Cayman & Montego Bay! WOW! Can you say HAPPY? Well, anyways…you wanted me to share my room number for Ecstasy (M85) (BTW, it shows him and his dad’s name, and me and his mom in the connecting room M89 because our Carnival person let us all get an upgrade that way…weird but great!!!) Man-Friend (the disabled vet that is my world) is ready to show off his legs but nervous that there will be stares but I told him….IT’S VACATION! Let em’ stare baby…it’s because your big & sexy! LOL!!!!! I am sending you a picture to Stephanie (the **greatest** blog helper everrrrrrrrr!) to post with this so everyone can WAVE and SAY HI to us on May 16th!
Thanks Mon’! (That was said in my best Jamaican!)
Kari

John Says:
Hello Kari
Great posting and I am so happy that something so positive has come out of the changes we had to make. You will love Montego Bay and if you have any questions about what to do there please let me know. I have asked the CD Steve Cassel to send your man a little gift from all of us for the service he has given and I look forward to reading your review when you return.
Have a great time …..irie mon ……..as they say in Jamaica
Cheers
John

mickeyspal Asked:
Hi, John, (Please reply, or provide a comment on the following.)
I imagine you’ve seen the following which I excerpted from an online site called WND. The banned person in question is Michael Savage, a radio talk show host.
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(Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she decided to publicize the list of 16 people banned since October to show the type of behavior Britain will not tolerate, according to U.K. news reports. Smith explained to Britain’s GMTV that she believed it was “important that people understand the sorts of values and sorts of standards that we have here, the fact that it’s a privilege to come and the sort of things that mean you won’t be welcome in this country.”
“Coming to this country is a privilege,” she said. “If you can’t live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what’s more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded.”
Smith said the British government believes the people on the list have views or attitudes that could provoke violence.
“If people have so clearly overstepped the mark in terms of the way not just that they are talking but the sort of attitudes that they are expressing to the extent that we think that this is likely to cause or have the potential to cause violence or inter-community tension in this country, then actually I think the right thing is not to let them into the country in the first place. Not to open the stable door then try to close it later,” she said.
“It’s a privilege to come to this country. There are certain behaviors that mean you forfeit that privilege.”)
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So, hadn’t you best watch what you say lest Ms. Smith ban you from your homeland? You do get a bit radical at times you know.
Is this a bit of an over reaction do you think, or do you believe it’s the right thing to do?
Just curious, and I do value your opinion.
Your pal, Myra

John Says:
Hello Myra
I am well aware of this ban which does include some very dangerous people including a family who call themselves People of God yet stand at the funerals of brave soldiers accusing them of being……..well……I can’t even write what they say…….the leader of this church is called Fred Phelps and he deserves to have a cattle prod shoved up his arse.
It must come as shock to be aggressively banned from visiting a country when you weren’t planning to anyway. You’re sitting there, having a cup of coffee, and the telephone rings. “Sorry,” says a voice that sounds like Hyacinth Bucket, “but you can’t come to the U.K.” “But I don’t want to go to the UK,” “Good,” says the voice. “Because you can’t. And neither can any Royal Champion.” Click.
This is what has happened to your “shock jock” Michael Savage with his inclusion on a list of people banned from the UK by Jacqui Smith who is our version of Hilary Clinton without the cheating cigar-smoking husband. He hasn’t been here for 20 years, and wasn’t planning on coming back. Why are we keeping people out, when they don’t want to come in? God knows. Easier, I suppose. Fewer appeals. Savage is now talking about suing the British Government for libel as they bundled him together with a bunch of even nastier people. He claims he has 10 million listeners (1 in 30 Americans? Seriously?) and is calling for them to boycott the UK.
I must be honest and say I haven’t really paid much attention to what it is that Michael says that has stopped him coming over here for some tea and crumpets but I am sure it must be pretty hateful for him to banned…….what I do know is that maybe I should be scared………not about being allowed back home………..but I think any chance I have of enjoying the view from the top of the Eifel Tower maybe over.
Best wishes mate
John

celia philipson Asked:
Hi John, PLEASE REPLY
I read this morning on a cruise critic site about a Carnival ship out of Tampa being chartered by “Swingers”. Please tell me this is a joke or alternatively name the ship so I can avoid it forever more. A Carnival spokesperson is reported to have said “no general passengers will be aboard” but what about the poor crew having to look at naked people, (not all of whom are a pretty sight) around the pool and in the hot-tubs. It also mentions cabin doors can be left unlocked but not wide open, where does this leave the room-stewards? Quite apart from future passengers who do not want to occupy a cabin, sun bed or hot tub that has been used in unsavoury ways. I would be interested in other Bloggers opinions.
Hello Celia

John Says:
Hello Celia
The ship was indeed chartered by this group, meaning that they paid to book the entire ship and that no guests who were not affiliated with this organization sailed on this voyage. In fact, when we host such a charter the crew are voluntary in that they are given a choice as to whether they wish to work that voyage or not and there is always training and advice given to the crew on what to expect. Remember, this was a charter and no other guests outside of this group were onboard the Carnival Legend. So please don’t worry and please remember that not all you read on some of the various cruise boards may be true.
Thanks for giving me the chance to write about this and I am here if you need anything else answered
Best wishes to you and your family
John

Toni O’Bryan Asked:

John, (Please Respond)
Thank you so much for response about our family cruise.
See below
Toni O’Bryan Asked:
John, (PLEASE RESPOND)
My husband and I are taking our 2 daughters on a cruise on the Inspiration on June 15, 2009. This is to celebrate their graduations from high school. My husband and I have both been on 2 cruises prior to this one, but we are concerned that they will not have much to do. They are 20 & 18. Could you give me some suggestions? Can they get into the clubs? I know that they can’t drink but dancing is that an option? Please let me know we really want this trip to be special for them. Hope Heidi is doing well and that thingy gets here safely.
Thanks Again,
Toni O’Bryan
Katy , Texas
John Says:

John Says:

Hello Toni
Oh my goodness. If only I had been lucky enough to sail on a cruise at their age. I promise you one thing your lucky kids will not be is bored. There will be many young adults of the same age and although both are too old to attend Club O2, which is designed for 15 – 17 year olds, they will for sure meet new friends in the dance club, out on Lido in the sun and at all the shows and activities. Now, maybe you are concerned because they maybe a little shy. If that is the case let me know and I can arrange for one of the entertainment staff to have a chat with them on-board and help break the ice. Please make sure you also spend some family time together but I have a feeling that they will be of enjoying a world of carnival fun on their own.
I send my best wishes to you all and have a fantastic cruise together
John

I would like it if you can to get someone to introduce themselves and give the girls an idea of all the wonderful things that Carnival has to offer. We have a port change due to the N1H1 virus so we are having two days in Grand Cayman. The girls are excited but if they had someone to show them around and explain all the things that they could do I think it would alleviate some of their “shyness” and they are defiantly shy. I think that this cruise might be the start of a long standing “Family Tradition” at least I hope so. I want so much for them and us to have a great family vacation seeing as this is only the 2nd vacation as a family we have ever been able to take. Thanks for your offer, and for thinking about their needs. We are counting down the days and can’t wait for our vacation. We are in cabins U155 & U153 Sailing out of Tampa on June 15th. Thanks again!
Toni O’Bryan
Katy, Texas

John Says:
Hello Toni
Don’t worry about anything. Of course we can have someone show the girls around on the first day and hopefully that will settle any worries they or you may have. It will be a wonderful vacation I promise and could I kindly request that you remind me seven days before your sailing date so I don’t forget to make the arrangements
Until then I send my best wishes to you and the family
John

Andrea Asked:
Hi John, (please reply)
I’m going to try and not say much about this because I’m sure you’ve heard a lot already. I was on the Splendor sailing that was redirected to San Fran. I got married on board and we had 21 of our closest family and friends sailing with us. I had sailed with carnival once before but most of our party were sailing for their first time ever. On my last cruise we had a wonderful time, that’s what made us have our wedding on board. I mean no disrespect to those that did or would have stayed on board. Most of my party got off in Long Beach. There are a lot of reasons that we made that decision. The biggest one being that we are very upset with how the Carnival Corporation handled the outbreak. The crew on the Splendor were very good for the most part and Brad took the time to come out and talk to my group (again sorry to Brad for the random people that decided to join my family and friends and point fingers and yell. They were definitely not with us and did not represent our thoughts and feelings). The World Health Organization (WHO) released an alert to not travel to Mexico on the 26th, the day we set sail. When asked, Carnival stated that everything is fine and that there were no cases of H1N1 Swine Influenza (suspected or confirmed) in any of our ports and that we were still going as scheduled. On the 27th the American Centers for Disease Control (CDC) released their alert stating unessential travel into Mexico should be avoided. Yet when asked again, Carnival still stated that there were no cases and everything was fine and we were still going. On the 28th in the late afternoon it was announced that we had to make a “quick stop in Cabo San Lucas for a Navigational Technical Error ” and then we’d be on our way again after “the Techs fixed the problem.” We stopped, and in about a half hour there was an announcement stating that they had been talking with Carnival’s head office and the CDC, and that “there are still no reported cases in any of our ports or on board any ship,” but that “[they] were going to turn around and would not be going to any Mexican ports of call.”
I am all for safety and keeping people healthy. The way that Carnival handled the whole situation still leaves me feeling extremely upset, dissatisfied and crushed. This was supposed to be my wedding/honeymoon wishes come true. Instead we were told that we would be given a whole $40 in port fees back and would instead sail to San Francisco. No one in my group had packed appropriate clothing for going somewhere cold and rainy. I know that people here and on other sites are saying that we should just be happy to be on board and that may work for those people and that’s great. We chose to sail as a nice, leisurely and entertaining way to get to Mexico. Not just to be on board.
I talked up this trip for just shy of two years to my family and friends and now everything went to hell in a hand basket. We are upset that Carnival told us all for days after the announcements that everything was fine and we were still going. If they had said on day one ‘listen, here’s what’s going on, the WHO released this alert so we’re going to wait here (in Long Beach) for the first night and see what’s up’ and then heard the alert from the CDC the next morning and announced to us while still in port ‘because of what’s going on we’re not going to go to Mexico, here are your options:
1.) Stay on board and we’ll be going to X & Y as ports instead, with a refund of $X.
2.) Get off here and get a full refund or credit for a future cruise equal to what you had booked here.’
We may have been upset and sad that we couldn’t go but at least we would have been treated fairly and given an option.
Anyways, enough from me. Sorry to bring all this to you John, I know that you’ve got a lot on your plate with the Thingy on the way shortly (Congrats again!) but no one that we’ve talked to at Carnival has seemed to care and I don’t know where else to go right now. I appreciate any help you can give me and my family.
Sincerley,
Andrea

John Says:
Hello Andrea
Let’s start by saying that I hope that overall your honeymoon cruise was enjoyable despite the sudden and unwanted changes that were forced upon us. Well, it was a difficult situation that is for sure and one that was constantly changing. Carnival and the entire cruise industry didn’t want to cancel the Mexican ports. In fact the announcements that you heard on the ship were correct. There were no cases of swine flu reported in Mexican coastal areas and we had every intention of calling there, however, various government agencies sent out advisories to avoid all non-essential travel advisory to Mexico. Now at that time the Carnival Splendor was in the middle of the Pacific and as you know, takes Mexico out of the equation and there is nowhere else to go on such sudden notice. And so the ship had to adapt and take the vessel back to California in time for the next voyage which we all understand is not something that pleased many people who live in that state.
Regardless of what I have written I can see how upset you are. I have therefore sent your posting to the director of our guest relations department. I will let them read over this and then contact you. Please allow a few days for this to happen and please also keep me informed so that I know what’s happened.
I truly hope that despite everything you have some wonderful memories of your honeymoon cruise and please stay in touch.
My apologies once again
John

James Sullivan Asked:
John,
I want to let you know that I am an avid reader of your blog. When you first started it, I heard about it, and have read it everyday since. I have only sent one question, and that was regarding the incident with you and a guest named “Mary” back in 2004 on the Glory when your pants fell down on stage at one of the shows.
This September we will be on the Carnival Freedom, and that will be our 8th Carnival cruise. Not yet platinum, but getting closer every year, since we take two cruises a year.
We have tried a lot of the lines in including NCL, Princess, Thislineisboring Of The Seas, and last but not least Carnival. Words can’t tell you how much we look forward to “going home” twice a year. We look forward to them year round.
This year we leave on the Freedom on the September 12th sailing, and I have heard it might be either you or Todd as our cruise director. Either or is fine with us. We had Todd as our cd back on the Liberty a couple years ago, and he was brilliant. I have asked Todd on his Facebook page if he was going to be on that voyage, and he said he wasn’t for sure yet. I am also on your Facebook page, but you never update it.
Anyway hopefully either you or Todd will be the cd on the 9/12/09 voyage of the Freedom. Also I have heard that you send an autographed picture to your fans if requested, and they are delivered to the cabins. Is this wonderful perk only for Platinum members, or can us not quite platinum members get one of those pictures?
Thanks,
James Sullivan

John Says:
Hello James
It’s great that you have sent in a posting again mate and I am so proud to hear you are an avid blog fan. I also want to mention before I forget how sorry I am about never updating my Facebook thingy page. With the blog thingy taking up so much time I am sorry to say I never seem to get round to doing so but I will try harder.
Well, your comments about coming home are wonderful to read and I actually have some good news. You see, the cruise director on the Carnival Freedom during your cruise will not be Todd or myself but the one and only………Wee Jimmy. Now, I am not sure if you have heard of this five foot nothing ball of Scottish fun but as many a blogger will tell you he is absolutely hilarious…….you will love him. Now, as for the autographed photo ……well this is for anyone who may need one to use as a new dartboard so please remind me a week before you sail and I will be honoured to send you one.
Please let me know if there is anything else you need
Cheers
John

Sharona Asked:
John – Please reply-
Hi John! Keep waiting…it will be worth it! I noticed in one of your replies that apparently Butch is going to be on the Liberty. So, will he be back on the Glory for our October 31st cruise, or will be have to “settle”?! We love Butch!

John Says:
Hello Sharona.
I love Butch as well but unfortunately he will be on the Carnival Liberty very soon. Instead you will have Ryan Fitzgerald as your cruise director who is absolutely wonderful, funny and personable. I think you may have a new love.
Best wishes to all
John

Frances Asked:
Dear John
We have just arrived back in Australia, having travelled in the US after disembarking the Splendor at the end of the wonderful South American tour … and it WAS wonderful, except for two aspects. The first of these was Carnival’s lack of planning for a 7-week cruise comprised mainly of older travellers – especially the failure to stock the library adequately, and the provision of only one paid lecturer (Dirk was excellent, but overworked).
The second, and most important, was the total incompetence of “The Boy Goose” as Cruise Director – the one thing which united the passengers as a group was discussing how dreadfully useless he was.
How wonderfully lucky Carnival is, in that Brad was Cruise Director when the Mexican cruise was abandoned last week. He, and the other entertainment staff, carried our three cruises, and deflected the ill-feeling caused by “The Goose” – we can imagine no-one better in this situation. Congratulations, Brad!
We don’t expect you to publish this message, but WOULD like some acknowledgement from you – it would make up for some of the sheer frustration, anger, discontent with Carnival, and dislike caused by Goose, not just to us, but to many, many, many other people. (We even wrote a poem, which began “To be a Goose, in Aussie slang, is to an idiot be ….!”). We can only hope that Carnival will, in other cases, consider the make-up of its complement of passengers, especially on longer cruises, and not impose such an incompetent Cruise Director on paying customers. Possibly “The Goose” might be effective on a 5-day chug-a-lug cruise, where people might be drunk enough often enough to not perceive his limited ability, but on a cruise like this he was the best advertisement anyone could have had to travel with another cruise line – ANY other cruise line.
Sorry to burden you with this, but this is the first chance we have had to share our feelings. Is there another way in which we could pass these opinions on to the Carnival hierarchy? We hope, too, that Brad gets the kudos he deserves (and the wonderful Jaime too!)
On a better note – we hope that you and Heidi are soon cuddling a healthy infant – we send blessings – you deserve everything wonderful!
We look forward to hearing back from you.
Frances & John

John Says:
Hello Frances
I wanted to thank you for your comments and for taking the long 20-hour flight there and back to Australia. I also wanted to comment on the library situation and apologize because you are absolutely correct. Even though we ordered many, many more books for this voyage it wasn’t nearly enough. Also, the library itself was not designed for a 49-day cruise and how we would have loved to have had a library like the one on the Queen Victoria which has 6,000 plus books spread over two levels and a full-time librarian. If we do such a voyage again this is an area we can and must improve on because as you said it was not good enough.
I think the voyage was a learning experience for all of us at Carnival and in Goose’s defense I will say that the planning and scheduling involved in such a voyage was massive which is why he may have not been as visible as he himself would have liked and he was chosen to be the cruise director of this voyage because of his enthusiasm and his organizational abilities and his fun personality. I was therefore surprised to read your comments.
The most important thing is that you say that you had a wonderful time and I also want to thank you for you observations. It was the first time Carnival has ever undertaken a voyage of this kind and we know that while it was a big success that there things we can do better next time. That’s why your comments are so important to us and if you have anymore specifics or a follow up to what I have written today I would be most grateful if you would post them.
If you could also kill every spider in Australia so I can bring Heidi to your wonderful country that would be just great
Best wishes and please write again soon
John

Tom Asked:
Hi John, please reply
I booked a cruise for 7 days to Mexico on 5/24/09. However, Carnival changed the itinerary to Astoria, Victoria, and Vancouver but Carnival has no detail about itinerary. Can you post it on Carnival’s web site or email it to me?
Thanks,
Tom

John Says:
Hello Tom
I just posted above the tours for both Vancouver and Astoria. Here are the exact cruise details with which day you are where………….if you know what I mean
5/17/09 Sun Splendor Long Beach 9:00 AM 5:30 PM
5/18/09 Mon Splendor “Fun Day” At Sea At Sea
5/19/09 Tue Splendor Astoria 3:00 PM 10:00 PM
5/20/09 Wed Splendor Victoria NOON MIDNIGHT
5/21/09 Thu Splendor Vancouver (Canada Place) 7:00 AM 6:00 PM
5/22/09 Fri Splendor “Fun Day” At Sea At Sea At Sea
5/23/09 Sat Splendor “Fun Day” At Sea At Sea At Sea
There you go mate and if you have any further questions please let me know
Best wishes for a brilliant cruise
John

Dconway Asked:
John please reply to this
Has any one started a baby pool on you yet if not I like to state saying may 8, 2:05 your time

John Says:
Hello Dconway
No baby pool has been started. But I am going with 5:15pm on Saturday May 9th – right in the middle of my soccer match…………….bugger
What do you think?
Cheers
John

Michael Cornett Asked:
Dear John- Please Respond no hurry!!
John, as a member of the Emergency Medical Service’s “Paramedic.” When your beautiful wife is only four days away from giving birth you of all people have every right to call for an ambulance. Remember God forbid you wreck because your driving like a maniac to the hospital, the Thingy is still going to come. Do you want to be telling us you delivered the baby on the side of the road? I do not have personal experience with this but I have been told most labors start during a bad storm. I have also heard that right before labor she will go into what’s called a nesting pattern where no matter what you tell her she will be cleaning everything. It won’t be long. I do have a couple of questions for you. I am on the second sailing of the beautiful Carnival Dream and I tried to make reservations to the supper club one evening but on Carnival’s website the Dream is not available yet. Do you know when I will be able to book the Supper club? Do you want old trip reports/reviews? If you do where do I need to send them? May God Bless You and Yours.

John Says:
Hello Michael
Thanks for the words of advice. I was just worried that waiting for the paramedics may result in Heidi having the Thingy on the sofa……….and I just bought the sofa.
I was also concerned that I would be calling them for nothing which in the last case proved to be correct. I will use them the next time anything happens though so thanks again and thank you for all the brilliant work you do as a paramedic…we salute you.
The Carnival Dream supper club reservation page should be open in July/August so please try back then or if you have any difficulties let me know and I will arrange it for you. I would love to read your recent review so please just post them here as you normally do and Stephanie will put them up on the blog.
Thanks for very kind words.
Best wishes to you all
John

Meredith Asked:
PLEASE REPLY.
Why are the cruisers on the 04/26/2009 sailing of the Splendor being given the shaft? Please see the letter I’ve sent directly to Carnival below.
Dear Carnival,
I would like to make share my thoughts regarding my recent experience onboard the infamous Carnival Splendor sailing on 04/26/2009.
I would like to give a huge thank you to every single crew and staff member onboard this ship for doing the best they could with the circumstances presented to them. While the entertainment and activities was lacking, I think Brad did the best he could to keep the guests happy. Thank you for finally showing movies on the movie screen instead of beach scenes all day!
There are so many crew members that deserve to be mentioned by name that I hope I get them all. Our waiters in the Gold Pearl, Ernesto and Peter, were among the best I’ve had, they were so great with the kids! Our cabin steward, Panya, in cabin —, ranks up there as well. In the casino, it was dealers Vlad and Viktor I looked for, supervisors John and Z (can’t remember his name, I tried to catch it, but never could!), and bar waiter Melvin, whom I also saw in our group cocktail party in the El Morocco on Saturday. Thanks to photographer Juanita from South Africa for helping me buy a camera for my mom, and for her sense of humor at the end of the week. And I could never leave out Ron Pass, one of the best I’ve seen in the Piano Bar.
Though my family and I were extremely upset to have our vacation modified so severely, we understood the decision and managed to make the best of the situation. On this cruise, however, it seems to be that those who were the least understanding, and the rudest of all, were the ones who were catered to. The vocal minority who demanded to be able to get off the ship in what should be an unacceptable manner (the language I heard them use was appalling) were catered to by being given a stop in Long Beach on Thursday. This turned our 8:30 call to San Francisco until a 1:30 call. So the one port of nearly 3,000 passengers was cut short by half a day because of 525.
There was also the scene I witnessed on the Lido deck around 8:00 pm Friday night. At 8:00, the pool closed, like always. I watched a “gentleman” get within 2 inches of the face of the poor crew member working the towel hut, yelling and screaming at him worse than I saw earlier in the week. We finally figured out what the deal was, and applauded when the crew member stood his ground and didn’t lose his temper once. However, I got up to go to the restroom 15 minutes later, and I was shocked to see the pool reopen. This gives off the impression that Carnival thinks it’s okay to treat crew members like dirt, because you’ll at least get your way. The decision to reopen the pool offended me more than the extra Long Beach stop.
I am also well aware of the contract, and was initially satisfied with the compensation (or lack thereof) Carnival was providing for the changed itinerary. Then I came home. We spoke to passengers on the Mariner of the Seas on the plane ride home and learned of their cabin credit, plus a refund of port charges, and we all know they at least got Cabo. We read the press release by Princess, taking their passengers to Catalina and San Diego, AND issuing a 50% future cruise credit in the amount of their cruise fare. As if that wasn’t shocking enough, to find out that future cruisers of the Splendor, who are actually getting advanced warning of their change, are getting treated pretty well. They are still getting 3 ports, upgrades from insides to balconies due to slashed fares, and onboard credit. Not to mention the advance warning of being able to pack appropriately for the weather (instead of having to spend vacation money on sweatshirts in the gift shop), or foregoing the trip altogether for a full refund. Meanwhile, those of us who were inconvenienced most of all, with just one cold port, no warning, and no options, get absolutely nothing. To me, it seems like since we were already on the ship and you had our money, why care about us since we were essentially stuck?
This is not the Carnival I’ve come to know and love. My expectations were absolutely exceeded while on the ship, and then fell like a rock upon my return home. The bad publicity Carnival is getting over this (and believe me, 3000+ people talk a LOT when they feel they’ve been wronged) seems hardly worth the hard line stance currently being taken in regards to compensation to passengers on this cruise. Why do Princess and Royal Caribbean show compassion for the affected vacations of their Mexican Riviera passengers that week, but Carnival doesn’t? Why do the future cruisers of the Splendor who know their fate beforehand get your sympathy, and we don’t?
I currently have three Carnival cruises booked, and for various specific reasons, will keep them that way. But despite being Platinum, I am hesitant to spend another $6,000+ on a vacation if this is the way I will be treated in the event of such a drastically altered itinerary with no options. I hope you will reconsider your position.

John Says:
Hello Meredith
Thank you so much for taking the time to write your observations to us here on the blog. Let’s start by thanking you for the kind words toward our crew members who as always perform exceptionally well and deliver outstanding service in such challenging circumstances. I am very proud of them.
I want to state that although I was not onboard during the incident when you witnessed a guest screaming at the pool attendant but I can absolutely promise you that Carnival certainly does not condone such actions. I am sure the pool was re-opened because of the requests of many, not one, and I always get so upset when I hear of guests treating non-officer positions this way. Some of us are paid to listen to upset guests but a pool attendant is just doing what he has been told to do by a supervisor and to be treated this way regardless of the circumstances is unforgivable.
Saying that I also want to say how sorry I am that your cruise was disrupted. I was just writing about this to another guest a few moments ago and as I said there it was a cruise where facts changed very quickly and changes had to be made quickly and without warning.
I cannot comment on what other cruise lines did because I don’t have the details but I can certainly understand guests’ disappointment when their itinerary is changed. The majority of Splendor guests made the most of it while it’s safe to say that some were more upset than others. You are a platinum guest and someone who loves Carnival and I want you to know that I will send your comments along to those who need to read it and I will make sure someone contacts you as soon as possible.
Please for now though except my apologies and as you said, “your expectations were exceeded onboard” and I promise they will be again when you step on-board your next carnival Fun Ship home.
Please let me know when someone has contacted you
Best wishes to you and the family
John

Stacey Asked:
John (please reply),
Left a comment a few days ago, asking for your help in locating one of my favorite Carnival crew members and haven’t seen a reply yet? Angela A. (I have her last name if you need it) from Romania, she was aboard the Valor (head bartender in the Sports Bar) 5/05 and then I heard she was aboard the Victory in 2007. So many people love to cruise with their favorite crew members…has anyone thought of having an optional database to track crew so people can sail with their favorites again?
My other question is when the CD database (the one you link to on your log) will be updated, as it’s only through 4/09.
Thanks!

John Says:
Hello Stacey
Stacey. Sorry for the delay, I replied yesterday
Let me know if you saw it
Best wishes
John

Ralf Asked:
Hi John,
(This time please do answer).
I am sailing on TA on DREAM. Meeting a Lady again US Citizen living in Italy , sorry to guess her age (above 75, my guess), not knowing her cabin yet us sailing on TA DREAM for No 4 TA cruise on Carnival. We would please like late seating inside Mr Ken Byrne’s dining room. Please do try to get Lady Wishes.
Her Name : Ms A
Me: R
(Please do not publish our request)
Thanks for your very unexpected very pleased answer. I did indeed have a wonderful cruise again. Guess why me coming back and back. and.?? Booked on DREAM on TA hope to meat you on Board.
Sorry telling again, but I had to book TA crossing on two
cruise lines. TA DREAM and Something ofnofreesteaksattheSeas. Tried all I could to get TA on OASIS something nottobookTAontheSeas, but no booking available. Why?????
I do hate to fly, but only on inbound flights, vacation being over. Always try to get outbound flights without having stopovers that is why I only “lost” my luggage (4 times on many many flights) on my way back home only. Always arriving back home trough airline services. Not to have to carry it by myself. I do think this is a good service.
Nothing ever got lost.
Hope you will soon be Dad
Thanks
Ralf

John Says:
Hello Ralf
Great to hear from you Ralf. Is this a blind date? I am very curious and so are the bloggers as well I think. How about a little more information?
I will be happy to help you. Please re-send the info two weeks before you sail and I will ask Ken to arrange everything
I hope you are well and please write soon
Best wishes
John

That’s all for today.

Before I wrap up today’s blog, I just wanted to say congratulations to Captain Donato and the crew of the Carnival Imagination who as you will see really deserve a huge ovation for rescuing three boaters off the coast of Miami. Here’s some information on this from the home office:

Earlier this morning, at approximately 9 a.m., Carnival Cruise Lines’ 2,052-passenger cruise ship, Carnival Imagination, rescued three boaters whose vessel capsized approximately 14 miles north of the sea buoy near Miami in Biscayne Bay.

Carnival Imagination was en route to its homeport of Miami when officers on the ship’s bridge saw the capsized vessel. Captain Candeloro Donato immediately initiated rescue operations, positioning the vessel toward the capsized boat and lowering one of the Carnival Imagination’s rescue boats. The U.S. Coast Guard was notified, as well.

The three boaters were safely brought onto the Carnival Imagination’s rescue boat which stood by under instructions from the U.S. Coast Guard, which dispatched a 33-foot Special Purpose Craft to take them to Miami. The 70,000-ton Carnival Imagination, which is based year-round in Miami, was on last leg of a four-day cruise to Key West and Nassau that departed Monday and will depart on a three-day voyage to Nassau later this afternoon.

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These three boaters probably owe their lives to Captain Donato and his crew who were ready to act.

Bravo.

I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for the wonderful words of kindness and best wishes as we reach the big day. I promise that this will be the last ever time I ask your permission but as the Thingy is due on Sunday I have a whole feast of things to do on Saturday. So, instead of one long blog I am going to post several short blogs from my Raspberry on both Saturday and Sunday.

These will be just a few sentences long and will give you a blow by blow record of what this weekend entails. I won’t be answering any questions tomorrow but Monday I will be back to normal blogging hopefully with photos of the Thingy.

By the way…………..may I kindly remind you that it takes 48 hours from me answering your questions from the time you posted them I usually answer 10 a day and will I promise get to yours as soon as I can. I answered a few more than usual today but still have around 15 or so outstanding and will answer another batch on Monday.

So, stop by a few times over the weekend for some rapid short fire blogs some hopefully containing the good news. I talked to the Thingy last night and told him or her not to come out on Saturday night between 4:30 pm and 7 pm as there is a soccer match I must not miss and also that he or she is forbidden to pop out on Sunday afternoon as I watch Manchester United beat Manchester City (sorry, Wes) so hopefully the little bugger has taken note.

Anyway, I am sure many of you have questions that need answering so please note that I will resume answering these on Monday and thanks again for the friendship we all have on this blog thingy which has been viewed by 4,156,000.

Well, I discussed my schedule yesterday with Roger and this is roughly what we have decided.

JUNE 20 – AUGUST 28 – ONBOARD THE CARNIVAL FREEDOM AS CD
AUGUST 28 – FLY HOME TO BE WITH HEIDI AND THE THINGY
SEPTEMBER 15 – FLY TO ITALY TO SPEND A WEEK OR SO HELPING TODD ON THE CARNIVAL DREAM
SEPTEMBER 24 – HOME
OCTOBER – 2 – NOVEMBER 10 – CRUISE DIRECTOR ON THE HOLIDAY………….YEP……………THE HOLIDAY
NOVEMBER 15 AND DECEMBER 3 – BLOGGERS CRUISES
HOME FOR CHRISTMAS WITH THE THINGY AND HEIDI

Then for 2010. Well, I will be the cruise director of the Carnival Dream sometime in February to cover for Todd when he takes a vacation. I do not have the exact dates yet but I will have them soon and post them here for you.

“The Holiday?” I hear you cry. Well, the Holiday was my first-ever ship back in 1987. I was a young 22-year-old bar waiter who shared a cabin with a Portuguese wine steward called Manuel Quentro. He showed me how to live onboard a ship and apart from the time I caught him peeing in the sink……..he was a great first cabin mate.

So, it seems fitting that as we say goodbye to the Holiday and she goes on to work for our Spanish sister company, Ibero Cruises. That I’ll be her last-ever cruise director. I have wonderful memories of the ship and I want to say goodbye. There is no supper club, no Seaside Theatre big screen but there is I promise going to be six weeks of brilliant fun. I also want to see if the huge booger I wiped under the CD’s desk is till there.

Maybe some of you will come and say goodbye with me. I am also going to try and organize a bit of a Carnival reunion with some of the acts that first worked with me there as well as some of the folks now in the office……….it should be fun.

Oh, just before I go, remember I was waiting for my new phone to arrive and the horrors of trying to guess when the package would get here? Well, it arrived………..at 7:35 am this morning when I was awoken from my dream about Angelina Jolie and a swimming pool filled with Jell-O by the UPS man………..bastard.

And my new phone is crap. They’re making phones only for 12-year-old girls who want something cool, or businessmen who want something enormous so they look impressive in departure lounges. There’s nothing for normal people. Nothing with a screen you can read.
Nothing for people whose fingers are finger-sized.
Nokia was high on my list as a replacement possibility. It’s mission statement – “Connecting people” – gave me hope that it might do just that. But no. It should be “connecting people, photographing them and annoying them with a vast range of mindless ringtones.”

And it was the same story with LG – “Life’s good,” Samsung – “Where imagination becomes reality.” I know have a Sony Ericsson, which claims to sell simple talk and text phones, but that’s like claiming the Bible is a book ………..about a man.

Time to have a Thingy……..I hope………but not while the soccer is on.

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Goodnight
Your friends
John, Heidi and the Thingy

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59 Responses to Hurry Up And Get Here….But Not While The Soccer Is On

  1. Elaine says:

    WOW… Heidi look terrific…(Looks like she’s carrying a boy but SHE could have dropped)… You go girl!! BTW, just in case noone has told you guys yet… first babies are known for being late… (sorry)… I still predict May 15th….

    John, even behind that book I can tell that you are losing the weight…great job…I think we’re all proud of you…

    So, you guys have a wonderful weekend and HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all…

    Until thingy or thingi makes their debut…

  2. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

    JR….

    we are on the Glory May 16th sailing with you. In case you have not found our Roll Call…there is a Meet and Greet at 2:30pm at the Azure Bar all the way AFT (and I mean ALL THE WAY AFT) on the Lido deck. (by the adult pool)

    Come and join us!!!

    Linda (Mom of DJ)

  3. Thanks for the pictures John! Heidi looks beautiful.

    I am anxious for the Thingy to arrive!

    So happy for you both.

    Melissa

  4. Linda Harry says:

    John,
    Just wanted to say that I am truely enjoying your blog. And, your wife looks beautiful! I’m sure you will both make wonderful parents!

    Linda

  5. Lorraine & Mom Susan says:

    John & Heidi,
    Wishing you both a stress-free but “eventful” weekend (fingers crossed), although not while the football is on ! 🙂

    Heidi, you look fantastic, my belly is bigger than yours & Im not even pregnant xx

    My Mom sends her love, she is currently in the isolation ward following her chemo & stem cell treatment but is looking forward to news of Thingys arrival.

    Thinking of you both
    Bestest wishes
    Lorraine & Mom Susan xxxxx

  6. Hi John and Heidi. I hope you are right when you say you will be giving us a blow by blow record of things happening with the little one’s birth this weekend. I hope you are right about his/her arrival being on time. If the little one is going to be old enough to sail on the Dream , he/she is going to have to get with the program. I don’t think it’s Daddy is going to be able to handle this wait and see game much longer without having a nervous breakdown. lol
    John please do not faint the doctors will be too busy with Heidi to tend to you. 🙂
    John, We sure wish we had known you were going to be on the Holiday oct 2. We just booked the Holiday for Sept 26th. We have spent the last 2 years celebrating our anniversary and my birthday aboard the Holiday. I love that ship, no matter how old it is. So it only seemed fitting that we celebrate aboard her one last time before she leaves. Maybe we’ll run into each other before we get off the ship.

    Countess Carolyn and Don
    Heidi, you will remain in my thoughts and prayers for an easy labor and delivery.

  7. dwa76 says:

    Hi John!
    Heidi looks great! So exciting that its the big weekend. Good luck!
    I can see that your diet is going well. Keep up the good work.
    I can’t believe that the Holiday is over 20 years old. My how time flies.
    Busy schedule throughout the rest of the year. I look forward to following along.
    Take care!
    David

  8. Melissa (please reply) says:

    John, (reply if you would like)
    I can’t wait to see your schedule for the Dream when Todd is on vacation. Myself, husband, 2 children (ages 7 & 3), my Mom, stepdad and 2 friends of ours are all going to be sailing on the Eastern Caribbean itinerary from Sat Feb 13th-Sat Feb 20th. We will be coming from the cold states of South Dakota and Wyoming for this cruise and we are so excited. My Mom has been on at least one cruise with you before and we thought you going going to be on the Valor with them this last Feb, but you left the week they got on board. Can’t wait for June for new pics of the Dream, do you know what dates you are going to Italy yet so we can start watching for information to be posted? Hope the Thingy comes soon (but not during the soccer game :))

  9. well it looks like things are at the end and we all are looking to see a new little “John” or “Heidi”….. Keeping you in prayer…. but as far as the iming on your games go…. well …. we’ll see….
    Hint if it is anytime befoe the games say good by to them so…. and after your time will no longer be yours….
    Be looking for pictures soon, Heidi looks great too!

    Yes, it is fitting honor to see you as the last CD of the Holiday, enjoy your good by to her…

    the one
    and only 1
    Heidi-Beth

  10. tracy says:

    hi john heidi and thingy dount count on the baby ariving on the day he/she is suposed to first babys r never on time. and i dont mind u talking about your unborn. cause im sure u will talk about him/her for the rest of ur life and thats fine lol.hope heidi has a good mothers day.nice pictures lol u reading. have a good day

  11. cruisinggrandma says:

    Heidi you look fabulous. I am sure that you are very anxious to hold your little thingy in your arms. Hope to hear that it happens this weekend.

    John you really can tell that you are losing weight. We are all pulling for you.

    Love
    Grandma CarolAnn

  12. Peg Dunbar says:

    Great pictures, Heidi looks terrific. I had to laugh at your Pregnancy for Dummies book. I honestly think that the guys that started the “Dummies” books are quite possible the smartest guys ever. When we went stayed in London and Rome, before and after I cruise, I also bought the London for Dummies book and the Rome for Dummies book. They really came in handy. I am sure you and Heidi know more about pregnancy than anyone else right now. Now for the Babies for Dummies book, I am sure there is one out there. I wish I had those books when my babies were coming so many years agao.

    Your answer to the bride that was on the Splendor that did not go to Mexico was so sweet. You really know how to say the right things at the right time. I wish I could do that, it is a something I have to work on all the time.

    I hope your baby comes this w/e, not at the time of your game. With a first baby, it could come in the middle of the night, so you will get to watch your game, but you will not get any sleep.

    You truly are one of the good guys.

    My best to Heidi and the baby.

  13. Host Mach from Cruise Critic says:

    John… there’s no need to apologize for taking time from the blog… no need to apologize at all… After all, isn’t that how we treat friends???

    I, and I’m sure the rest of the Blogging Nation, will be checking in regularly over the weekend for word on the Arrival Of The Thingy!!!

    Ciao!!

    Host Mach

  14. Lauren in Oregon says:

    Heidi looks the same size I was at 5 months!!

  15. Cheryl K says:

    You are reading the right book and Heidi looks great! No time now but will check in for your Raspberry blogs later in the weekend and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Heidi is a Mom on Mother’s Day!

  16. Cruzin2some says:

    Dear John & Heidi,
    Best wishes for the week end and the pregnacy end. John, books don’t help unless you apply them the the little darlings backsides when needed.
    James & Nancy
    The Cruzin2some

  17. retirementman says:

    Wow, those pictures are great especially of Heidi and you of course. Thank you answering all the questions I asked of you. I guess I will just have to except the fact that I may never see you as a CD in motion. Thanks for helping us with the chance of seeing Ken work his magic. I definitely will let you know two weeks before we go on our cruise but hell, we wanted to see you again. Oh well. Marylou and I hope for nothing but the best for you and Heidi when Thingy is born. You both will love it even though it’s Heidi who will be doing all the work. I’m amazed of the strength that new mothers have. John, you will soon see of how fantastic and beautiful more then ever your wife is. I learned three times about it and they are great children today. See you soon.

    Paul F. Pietrangelo

  18. Amil says:

    congratulations in advance on the baby to Heidi and you..

    my baby info is rather weak, However there happens to be a right way and a wrong way to hold the baby, learnt this stuff courtesy my sister.

    as far as I can remember keep the head at an elevated angle or they tend to throw up, and there was some other stuff which I clearly dont remember.

    anyways I am sure you will figure out.

    ok this is the best bit from my years of experience baby sitting… Newspapers !!! nothing works better if you want to watch that football game and keep the baby occupied(spcially with the world cup coming up). They dont care if the editorial is dull or the paper is leaning towards ruling party, Ecenomic times or sunday times, Babies love news papers .. a few sunday specials can keep a baby occupied for a few hours … just remember that it can get messy.

  19. heidi looks WONDERFUL!!!

    smiles, bonnie and prince charlie

  20. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

    John:

    You are tooo funny!!!

    Did you notice that “we” managed to arrange a Meet and Greet for the Cruise Critic folks on the Glory all my yourselves!!! It was so difficult …. be at the Azure Bar at 2:30pm on Embarkation Day. (whew…I think I worked up a sweat!) LOL

    We have a great group going…it will be fun. (especially croakaoke instead of karaoke….sadly my vocal chords were “bruised” when I had my surgery soooo I do not know how much singing I will be doing.) This to shall heal…and if it doesn’t … it isn’t like I did it for a living anyway!!

    My only advice about your Wee Little One is to cherish every minute. It goes by so quickly.

    It seems like only yesterday I was rocking Josh and now he just finished his Junior year at the university in Chemical Engineering.

    He will be on our Glory cruise with us and then going back to the university this summer for an REU. He will still be working on that Alzheimer’s Research project during June and July.

    Great pictures….Heidi looks beautiful…but I know you are not the only one ready for this show to get on the road (so to speak).

    Linda (Mom of your friend~watching the Darlington Nationwide race as I type~ DJ)

  21. TxLadyDi says:

    John, what Mach said!

    BUT, if Heidi jumped off the bed to kick you because you were on that blackberry during the birth of your first child – I wouldn’t blame her!! Please just send Stephanie brief updates and let her tell us – brief updates not full fledged blogs! We’ll be here for the whole story after Thingy arrives and Heidi is resting.

    Can’t wait to get the message: “We’re at hospital!”

    Take care and hugs to Heidi.

    Thanks go to Stephanie for her hard work!

    Diane from Texas

  22. nanetteali says:

    We will be waiting.
    Happy Mothers day Heidi!!

  23. Frank & Bridie says:

    Hi john,
    Thats awesome that you will be the cruise director on the Dream next year in 2010. We just hope come May 29th you still are the cruise director! 🙂

    Thanks, Big fans as allways,
    Frank and Bridie

  24. Susan V says:

    Hi John, Heidi & Thingy:

    I know you are getting excited and should be! We look forward to pictures of your beautiful thingy. Wait, that didn’t sound right. Let me rephrase that. We look forward to beautiful pictures of your baby!

    JOHN PLEASE RESPOND ASAP: We were lucky enough to take advantage of the Pack and Go rates and will be sailing on the Imagination (whom I love and have sailed on twice already) May 18th. Our 19 year old daughter decided she “HAD TO GO” with us as she needs a vacation from college! Well my question is, on a 4 night cruise do they have a guest talent show. She performed on the Celebration before the ship moved. I tried to get us booked on the Inspiration (which would have been 4 hours closer for us) but darn it, it sold out before I could get in touch with my wonderful PVP Charlene and it was a 5 night cruise. She loves singing and sharing her talent (she actually got into college for vocal, not the mom bragging syndrome). Is there a talent show on the shorter trips? She loved doing it just for the plastic ship on a stick since they wouldn’t give her the champagne (hey they could have given it to us!). She wants to add a ship from this trip. Any suggestions besides the obvious, trivia? We would also like to know who the Cruise Director is. I looked on the old schedule and it showed Ryan Fitzgerald (I think he is haunting me since I had him last year, going on a different one this year and he will be on that one as well!). I just read he was going to be on another ship. Fill me in.

    I applaud the crew of the Imagination for the rescue and feel great that we will be sailing with that crew.

    Thank you for being you! We have a good laugh everytime we read your blog!

    Susan, Scott & Heather Vidi
    Cabin M117
    Imagination 5/18

  25. Deborah says:

    John,

    I’m heading off to sail on the Pride, which sails on Mother’s Day. I would like to wish Heidi a very Happy Mother’s Day or Mother’s Day To Be. I will be checking in to see if the blessed event happens while we are at sea…
    Heidi looks wonderful!!

    God Bless you both and soon to be Baby Heald !!
    Debs

  26. Allison says:

    Dear John,

    The first time I ever went on a Carnival cruise, I was a little nervous because I didn’t know if the “fun” atmosphere would be a good match with my more “nerdy” personality but I was pleasantly suprised by the Legend. I came home, started reading your blog and never quit. My second time around, I sailed on the Glory and had the best time I have ever had on a cruise. I am now completely devoted to Carnival and have a crush on Butch…

    I usually travel with my mother (we like to do some kind of annual thing) and even though I am 28, I am apparently never going to be in charge thus my willingness to follow Butch all over the fleet was squashed in favor of the 6/20 sailing on the Freedom (who could pass up that itinerary anyway). Imagine my excitement upon finding out that you will be the Cruise Director! Hopefully I will get the chance to meet you and see the famous bedtime story.

    This blog and the fact that Carnival interacts with its guests is part of what I love about cruising with you guys. I imagine it could be quite strange to have a whole lot of people who feel like they know you when you have no idea who they are and couldn’t possibly remember them all but the idea of knowing you all makes Carnival feel more like a family than a company.

    Best wishes for Thingy (that picture of Heidi is beautiful)!

    -Allison

  27. miss katie says:

    Hate to break it to ya Heidi & John, but that baby will not be here on Sunday! *lol* Mine was only 3 days late, but first babies are often much later than that. Heidi, you look great btw; when I was 9 mos I looked like a beached whale and could barely waddle from one room to the next!

  28. Heidi looks beautiful, John, you look pretty good too behind that book. ha ha!!
    Jennifer and Danny

  29. Bobbi says:

    John,

    Good luck with all this weekend. We are all praying for an easy time for Heidi and you. Can’t wait to see pictures. You and Heidi both look wonderful. What a lucky and beautiful Thingy you two will have.

    Bobbi

  30. Kathy B says:

    Heidi looks great! I’m with Lauren in Oregon – I think that’s how I looked along about month 5. I think the best advice I got from a baby book was from good old Dr. Spock, in the foreword to his book: “Trust yourself – you know more than you think.”

  31. Lon & Roxianne says:

    Heidi – you look FABULOUS!!!

    John – I truely hope the thingy is born on Sunday, but don’t get your hopes up. He or She will be born when they are ready. So unless Heidi is being induces . . . it will be born when it is ready.

    Please take all the time you need, even if the thingy isn’t born until next Sunday.

    Roxi

  32. kiciaski says:

    Hi John,

    Hope you’ll be our CD on the Carnival Dream for Feb. 13 – Valentine’s Day on the Dream. It would be really great to see you again.

    Heidi you look great but I’m sure you’ll be thankful once the Thingy is here. Good luck and hope you’re a mom on Mother’s Day.

    George and Linda

  33. Old Yeoman says:

    The Holiday reunion sounds like a blast! At the same time, how sad to see she is leaving the fleet for other waters…from someone who lived on the Holiday for a few years (leaving just about the time you joined) Im thinking of all the great acts you could get together….hey do you think Bill Panoff would ressurect his Tom Jones or could you get Gary Hunter to take a turn? How about Kenny Day and Malcom Kennedy stopping by…what a trip!

  34. Lon & Roxianne says:

    JOHN PLEASE REPLY!!!

    I just read this on the Carnival Cruise Talk (Carnival Legend):

    ‘Rotan was cancelled because of labor unrest, seems this has been going on for awhile, *meaning they knew this port was iffy* . The $40 isn’t really a credit, they’ve returned the port fees they collected from us, CARNIVAL has really done NOTHING for us. How’s that for Customer Service!’

    The post was named “Stuck at sea”. Can you please find out what is going on with this. We will be on this cruise on May 24th.

    Thanks for your help. We have been talking to folks on the “Roll call – Legend May 24, 2009. I am going to post that I asked you the question and I will get back with them once you get back to me.

    Roxi

  35. Clair says:

    Hi John & Heidi,

    Thank you for posting the shore excursions for Astoria and Vancouver!

  36. Mark says:

    Please Reply

    John, we are all waiting with great anticipation with you and Heidi for the birth of your first child. Thank you both for sharing a bit of your lives with us.

    One thing that has me wondering and I wish I had the guts to ask when I was on the Liberty on January 10th this year. After taking in a marvelous show after our 6:00 pm dinner seating, we were leaving the Venetian Palace and in front of me as we left, there were about 4 older folks women and men that wore dark blue navy blazers with Carnival Insignia on their chests. They appeared to be “Senior” types of officials and judging by their age probably not ships crew…don’t get me wrong not that folks into their later parts of their lifes can not work on a cruise ship, but I really got the sense that these were VIP’s are maybe even Head Office personnel.

    While I don’t expect that you will know off hand nor do I expect a for certain answer, do you have a sense of who these folk might be? I was just curious. They seemed to have enjoyed themselves and I now wish I would have been bold enough to strike up a little small talk and asked them. Obviously wearing the Carnival blazers, I am sure they wouldn’t have mind answering their role on the ship or within the corporation. I almost had the feeling that these were very senior senior VIP people.

    Also, in your answer today to Brittany and her mom about dining for two and the fact they are too shy to meet other people, I must say that my wife and I generally are like that too, BUT are actually kind of curious to see who will be at our table – you never know the friendships that you may forge during these times and even if they are for the duration of the cruise they will hopefully be fond memories.

    Good luck John and Heidi!

  37. Evan says:

    Please Reply

    Hi John,

    I know you have passed on Andrea’s and Meredith’s comments about the Carnival Splendor cruise of April 26th (AKA the “Mexico is Closed” cruise) to Carnival management, but I wanted to make you aware that there are a very large number of dissatisfied customers who are growing angrier by the day at Carnival’s apparent indifference to our concerns. Check out the following cruisecritic thread:
    http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=980016

    I realize that this is not your responsibility. However, since you have a direct communication channel to those who are responsible, I would appreciate if you could make them aware of the fact that this is not a handful of people, but a significant portion of those on the April 26th cruise. We understand that Carnival needed to make some quick decisions, but these decisions do not appear to be consistent nor necessarily in our best interest (not the decision to cancel the Mexican ports, but the decision to go to San Francisco and the reneging on the Carnival Vacation guarantee) and Carnival management’s handling of the entire situation is severely deficient compared to how other cruise lines handled the situation. Please continue to pass on our concerns to those at Carnival who should be aware.

    I do want to say that the on-board staff and officers (at least those who were visible) were great and handled the situation as best they could under what appeared to be dubious orders from Carnival management.

    This was the first cruise for my family and my first dealings with Carnival, but I must say that the way the situation is being handled does not make me want to try a second time.

    Best Regards,
    Evan

  38. stef aka hockey addict says:

    Hi John & Heidi!

    You both look great! I loved the pictures. I still say the Thingy will be a boy. I suggested a baby “pool” a few weeks back. I say the 13th after 11pm but before midnight…. just my guess!

    PLEASE keep telling us your thoughts of babies and kids. I love reading your thoughts. I bet no one scrolled past it.

    I’ll be checking in this weekend! Have a good weekend and I hope your team wins!

    Stef

  39. Hi John,
    Many thanks for your prompt response to my query about the staff having to deal with the “swingers” cruise. Many “company men” would have dodged this one, but as usual you were honest, informative and polite. Tell Heidi to hurry up, as we are off on holiday on Tuesday and will not have access to the internet! Seriously though every good wish for the happy event. (did you slip up today by saying thingy will be driving HER friends).
    Much appreciation.

  40. Phil Imbesi says:

    Good luck and God Bless John and Heidi… and thingy.

  41. Uncle Doug says:

    John, my wife Donna and her group of 20 plus sailing on the Holiday in late October will be very excited to hear who their cruise director will be. Glad they got their deposit down before your anouncement. I am sure the Holiday will be sailing with a full ship now for its last few sailings. We too wanted to sail on the Holiday as it is one of the older Carnival ships which we has not sailed on. We are taking the granddaughters ages 6 and 8 on the June 1 sailing out of Mobile.

    I am sure you remember Donna from the Bloggers cruise on the Carnival Fantasy. She is the one who presented you, Lewis and Al with rubber gloves to remember the fun times ya’ll have shared in the past.

    Give Hedi and the Thingy a big Texas hug for us. We await any and all news about the Thingy.

  42. annemarie says:

    love the pictures, thank you.

    tell heidi my first was one day early, so they’re not always late!

    i felt so sorry for all of those poor people who came to victoria in the biggest downpour we’ve had all year. its not usually like that!

    happy mother’s day heidi.

  43. Ray McTeague says:

    Ahhh the waiting game, any day now….all the very best to you, Heidi looks radiant and ready. John now that you read the good book you’ll do superb. Looking forward to baby news.
    Cheers, Ray & Deb

  44. mickeyspal says:

    Hi, John!

    Thanks for your discussion of my question. Should you wish to visit la tour Eiffel you should probably have baby Thingy in your arms (or perhaps on your back). I doubt they’d do anything dastardly in that case!

    Scott and I saw Star Trek last night and it was awesome! I love the fact that (at least in my opinion) most of the main characters very closely resemble the originals, i.e., William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy (the young one, I mean, not too sure about the “old” one), etc. Did you know England’s own Simon Pegg plays Scotty? (Or maybe Simon is a Scot?) Anyway, it’s a wonderful movie. You’re gonna love it!

    You look so cute behind that book. And Heidi is adorable. Sure hope Thingy/Thingyette is kind to you as far as your sports events are concerned. But as you will soon learn, children aren’t particularly interested in their parents wants or needs. At least not for several years following “entry.” Speaking of sports, Go Magic!!!

    Hugs to the three of you.

    Your pal, Myra

  45. Jrmende63( Julie Mendenhall says:

    I loved the pics of the two of you! Heidi looks fantastic! I think it looks like a girl ( I know no one else does…just what I think!) I still think she will be born on Mother’s Day. ( Don’t let me down THingy!)
    I am going to check into the Holiday and see if I can sail during the time you are on there. I would love it!
    Take care of yourself, talk about the Thingy all you want on the blog, And take all the time you need off. We love all three of you!
    Auntie Julie and Uncle Randall, Adopted Auntie and Uncle from South Carolina : )

  46. Stitch says:

    Have a wonderful weekend John and Heidi!! Heidi, you look absolutely fabulous, dahling! Have a wonderful Mother’s Day and hope you will be holding that precious gift before the weekend is over.
    Hang in there, John. All will be fine. 🙂
    Best wishes to you!
    Stitch

  47. The Bears - Barb & Carl says:

    Hi John & Heidi,
    Love the pictures…. John, keep reading!!! Heidi, you look radiant!!! I’m praying for an easy delivery for you. Wishing you all the best and a VERY Happy Mother’s Day.

    BTW… we got a new Bear Cub in our family. We got a girl, Elsa Eve born April 29th. She was 7 pounds 8 ounces and 20 inches long. She is beautiful. An Big Brother Corbin (now 20months) loves being a big brother. And Carl and I are thrilled to be grandparents again.

    Hugs,
    Princess Barb…. the shy one

  48. Mike & Lori says:

    John,

    Every day ,as we turn on the computer we look for word that your baby Thingy has been born. Hopefully tomorrow! When you find out what ship you will be on in May 11 of 2010, please let us know. We will be on the Spirit headed for Alaska then and really, John, nothing could make us happier than to find out you will be on that ship! We would love the chance to meet you and see in person just how funny you are. Give our love to Heidi and Thingy!

    Mike & Lori

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  50. Patricia says:

    It always amazes me that you do so many personal things for the thousands of people who request it, including me. That’s one reason why I, among others, delight in making and sending you personal baby gifts. Your Noah’s Ark hooded towel is stitched and ready, and I am now waiting to learn your baby’s name so I can add it and get it in the mail. Best wishes, Pat

  51. Hi John,

    Today’s the day!!!!!!!! Tell Thingy to hurry up.
    I’m sending my thoughts & prayers to you, Heidi, & Thingy.
    Florence

  52. theblences says:

    Hi John,

    In response to Frances from Austrailia we have to agree Goose was challenged but so was all the crew, passengers and the Corporation itself. South America is a very different cruising animal and one that is often times difficult to get a handle around. We thought the entire cruise was one of the most enjoyable and memorable travel experiences in our lifetime. With all these challenges including the man overboard, there were always smiling faces and happy Carnival folks everywhere!

    Goose certainly did not exhibit any of the traits you wrote about in his defense. The Caper was often times filled with misinformation and had to actually be reprinted a couple of times as I remember to address even more changes!
    For someone who spends as much time in front of the computer trying to publish the Caper he is woefully challenged on the use of PowerPoint as the layout was always out of alignment ( I know this is really “knitpicking” but it sure did not make for easy reading but did make for much conversational fodder among fellow guests).

    He was hardly ever out in front of the people and when he was it was a “cold as a fish” presence IMHO. One could liken it to a “deer in the headlights” moment. Never did he try and resurrect the Race Horse Game and we found it very interesting that the while in Long Beach and visiting the Queen Mary we saw the old ones that were used back in the day during TransAtlantic crossings.

    All in all, it was a most positive experience and we would long for another opportunity to enjoy a longer and different itinerary enhanced by the Carnival Fun Ship mystique! We still proudly boast to all our friends and acquaintances that Carnival is our cruise line of choice!

    Bruce and Debbie

    Bruce and Debbie

  53. Juan & Maria Santana says:

    It’s Sun., May 10… Is Baby Heald here? It’s Mother’s Day, so if he/she is here or not it doesn’t matter…. Happy Mother’s Day, Heidi!

    The Santanas from Miami Beach

  54. Joko Joan says:

    Happy early Mother’s Day Heidi:

    A baby asked God, ‘They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?’ God said, ‘Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.’

    The child further inquired, ‘But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.’ God said, ‘Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.’

    Again the child asked, ‘And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?’ God said, ‘Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you h ow to speak.’

    ‘And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?’ God said, ‘Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.’

    ‘Who will protect me?’ God said, ‘Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life.’

    ‘But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.’ God said, ‘Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.’

    At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, ‘God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.’

    God said, ‘You will simply call her, ‘Mom.’

  55. Lynda/Bob says:

    Dear John, we already had Sept.7th on the Holiday booked, but when you said that you would be the cd for the final sail in Nov. we booked that one too. See you there. Hope the thingy comes soon for Heidi’s sake.

  56. I vote that she has a boy in there!

  57. Daisy says:

    We were on the Holiday last year about this time — I’m not surprised she’s being let go, as a small older ship, but it’s still sad.

  58. Sandra says:

    John,
    I was onboard the Carnival Ecstasy at the time the swine flu panic was at a peak. I understand that there had to be a port change due to the severity of the illness. What I did not understand was that we were led to believe for 3 days that we would be making a stop somewhere only to be told at the end of the week, “sorry, we’re heading home”. Why could we have not gone to Jamaica, Grand Cayman, or some other nearby port? Our captain was not heard from after day 2 of the 5 day cruise. He was a no show at both captain’s parties and all updates were given by the cd. This cruise was number 7 for me and I can honestly say had I been a first timer, I would never sail with Carnival again. This entire situation was handled about as unprofessionally as I have seen, not to mention the obvious “dishonesty” shown midweek. I visited with passengers who called Carnival on Monday before they boarded and were guaranteed that there would be a port change and the ship would be stopping somewhere. The final blow came when we arrived back at Galveston and the local newspaper reported that the ship had to head home early due to an ill passenger. More deception!! There was indeed an ill passenger, but that passenger could have been airlifted off the ship earlier in the week if she was critical at that time. Why take a chance of traveling 20 miles per hour to rush someone to the hospital? By the way, what an insult to our intelligence to “graciously refund our port fees”. HA! Come on Carnival, own up to blowing it and make it right by offering a deeply discounted cruise for those interested in giving it another try.

  59. Julie says:

    John,
    I am so excited that you will be our CD on Freedom 7/26. Celebrating my 49th (for real!) with my DH, DS20, DD17, DSis, her DH & their DD, her DH & their 1 & 2 year olds. Next year I’m hoping for Dream for my 50th!

    Now I know this will be a FANTASTIC cruise since you will be CD. 51 days………

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