It’s 8:30pm here in the UK and I’m not going to tell you about the day just gone, as I spent most of it shouting at people. My soccer team (incompetent over payed big girls blouses), the check out girl at the supermarket (Polish), Vodaphone ,the suppliers of my new phone (incompetent, amateur, liars……….and in India). Recounting a day of rage is not good for the soul and as the media are doing such a good job of trying to make everyone feel miserable……………………..I think it’s better if I focus on some positive stuff.
So it was all fingers and toes crossed that today would be the day for a timely and trouble free birth for Heidi and the Thingy……………but there has been more action in the soap and deodorant section at La Publix in Paris then between Heidi’s legs. Don’t worry she told me…………..”statistically 75% of all births are late” she declared . I asked how she new this ……………bugger………..stupid question………..so as my soccer team were showing they had the footballing skills of a drunk Penguin…………I concentrated on Heidi’s ” Mother and Baby ” magazine . There I discovered some tips on how to get the Thingy to hurry up …………………..these include:
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