I have decided to leave Carnival Cruise Lines……………..well…………..I will if I get the new job I am going for. Yep, this year may be my last with this great company.
If I get the job it will mean a small increase in my annual salary which will rise to it $36 million a year. It involves two days work a week (with half the year off), and the only skill you need is the ability to be a total bastard who is prepared to be brutally unpleasant to people’s faces. Candidates with a British accent will definitely have an advantage, so that’s me with an advantage then – although they’ll need an American work visa because the job is based in Los Angeles….and I already have one of those as well ……so no problems there then.
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