It has now been over a month since you said you would be sending my friends a gift that had never been sent to the cabin. I know that you get a lot of requests like this and I know that it is easy for things to be overlooked. There is no need to send anything as this point but I wanted to let you know that they never received anything.

As they say in Jamaica, “No worries, mon”. I will continue to follow your blog as I enjoy your humor so much. I wish you and your beautiful family my best. Your girls are indeed beautiful. I am looking forward to my next cruise on the Dream in June of 2010.

Thanks for everything that you do.

Mike

I am very sure that no one can hypnotize you – that you actually hypnotize yourself. I kind of relate the feeling to that of when you are lying on a beach watching the clouds pass by and you get into an altered state. This is the same state I can be in by self-hypnosis. I even, when necessary, can lower my blood pressure and reduce stress. The only thing that I cannot do is to stop eating those chocolate thingys.

Now I’ve also witnessed my friends in one of Carnival’s hynosis shows and laughed until I pee-ed. Not everyone can be a good subject, but I am so elated that I could overcome such a serious addiction. There is really nothing to fear – no one MAKES you do anything, especially against your will. Now only if I could get my dear mate to be hypnotized to take me on more frequent cruises . . .

John,

I was talking with a friend who said she had heard that the Carnival Magic will be based out of Galveston. Please tell me this is true!!!!!

And about the hypnotizing…. my husband says I would be easy to be hypnotized. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Does this mean I’m dense? Does this mean I’m naive? Or is he saying I’m about as smart as a turnip? Either way…. sign me up!!!!! If it means losing weight, I’m game. If it means making a fool of myself…. I’m pretty good at that on my own so, what the heck…. sign me up!!!!!

Now, how do I get to be hypnotized by a real hypnotist and not some Wal-Mart Special Hypnotist who is going to have me quacking like a duck every time I hear the word, AFLAC!!!!!

Help me, John…. Help me!!!!!!

New to WordPress, and just surfing around, came across your Blog and decided my employer can stuff it, I’m just going to read your posts for the rest of the day! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! I’ve already subscribed and definitely will be keeping up with your writing!

John & I have a wonderful cruise last year through the Baltic’s on the Splendor. We enjoyed the ship, fantastic crew, service, spa and spa suite.

Apparently the Cloud9 robes had been a hot item since we can’t get opportunity to purchase two. Day two our cruise we began the “quest” to purchase two robes; spoke with everyone, hotel mgr, spa mgr, room steward, but were told unfortunately there were no longer any left for purchase, but maybe they would arrive later in week at another port. Well needless to say they never arrived. When we got home we spoke with our Carnival Cruise Specialist in Miami, unfortunately he has also been unable to connect to the right person for us to purchase. Also sent a few e-mail inquiries to Carnival but no response.

Well, we believe YOU are the person with all connections and can make all things possible. We will be sailing on the Dream on December 3rd. We are again booked in a Spa Suite and were hoping that we could make arrangements prior to the cruise to ensure we can purchase two robes upon our arrival (or have them shipped to us prior to the cruise). Might you be able to direct us to the appropriate individual? Who should we contact and/or e-mail to make arrangements?

Looking forward to seeing you in December.

Thanks!
Patty