I think Kye is a little young to be a Godmother but what about a dual Christening. The only trouble with that is John. Knowing John he would get things all mixed up. John would probably sprinkle the ship with Holy Water and break the champaigne bottle over Kye’s head.

Mista Bedwetter

I think you been spending to much time down at the Waffle House. They already do have mud wrestling on Carnival ships. I’ve seen some of the wrestlers up in the spa all covered with mud after they done did their wrestling. Some even had green mud on their faces.

BIG ED

I saw this article on msnbc and was shocked, not only by the gruesome crime but the fact that the ship has a brig. So I have to ask. Do all cruise ships really have a brig? My other question is do you think they will let us take a tour sometime, that would be too kool!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31947592/ns/news-msnbcs_top_news/

Roxi

Long time reader.. first time blogger! =)
I have to tell you that Happy Cole is my absolute favorite comedian that I have seen on a Carnival Cruise!! He had my grandparents laughing when we sailed on the Carnival Valor last summer and they barely speak English!! Not only is he funny, he is a really nice guy and he was the one who inspired my boyfriend to take a chance and participate in an open mic and now my favorite boy is a professional comedian as well!! I love Happy and am keeping my fingers crossed that we will get to see him again when we sail on the Freedom on 8/15 (30 days and counting! WOOHOO!!)

Can’t wait to meet you on the FD!
Vanessa C.

I’ve fallen behind in my blog-reading. Should be able to catch up tomorrow when Simon Legree isn’t here.

Gruesome news from the Elation today. I probably could make some jokes, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Have a good nite, I’ll write more tomorrow.

Hugs,
Carol

I have lost 18 pounds this past month due to firework and jetski seasons plus several weeks of 100+ degree weather. I am desperately needing another cruise to replinish my body before I fade away to nothing. I am getting so skinny that if I turn sideways, I look like a zipper. (goes with your pole joke)

Dave

Hi John,

When is Carnival going to stop pussyfooting around and announce that Kye is going to be the Godmother of Carnival Dream?

Also, how about letting Galveston out of its misery and go ahead and announce that Carnival Magic will be based in New Orleans?

Who do we have to email bomb to git er dun (not quite Al Ernst)?

Thanks,
bill

Hi John:

Your friend Leroy P. Bedwetter Jr. here. Me and my wife, Patty Pat Bedwetter (I calls her PP for short), just gots back from our trip on the Carnival Liberty. If yous will remember, our daughter, Patty Pat Jr., and our son-in-law wents with us. We lefts the other little Bedwetters at home. Lori Lee LeMay Ledford is stayin’ with them in our new double wide.

PP Jr. just gots hitched to Hugo Dick’s son, Little. They lives down next to Stinkin’ Creek. We wents on the Liberty to celebrate the big event.

Anyways, I wroted you a few weeks ago and asked you to arrange us a table for 4 so we could spend some family time together. Well, we wants to shout out a big thanks. They gaves us a table for 4 looking out the ass aft (Silver) dining room window. We got to graze each night while overlooking the big pond.

Anyways, yous asked us to lets you knows how it was. We had a really good time. It was almost as fun as watching the female mud wrestling contest down at the Perry County Fair. PP has been the mud wrestling champion for the last 5 years in a row, but, she didn’t get no solid gold plastic ship on a stick.

Anyways, my daughter, Patty Pat Dick, has been beggin’ Little to takes her fors another cruise real soon. He’s goin’ to have to plant a “special crop” to earns enough money to goes back anytime soon. Hopes the sheriff don’t find out!

Anyways, there was a few things that did not meet our fancy. Butch, the CD, was on his last week before vacation. He dids the bestest job ever. We seen him everywhere. We seen him at the shows, at the coffee shop, and in the lobby. In fact, he exposed him self all over the boat. Hoewver, I thoughts Butch’s American Flag briefs were a bit much buts PP really likes them. She is tryin’ to get me a pair. We looks for them in the Liberty gift shops but not find any.

Also, we noticed that ones of the girls in the dining room wore boots that not match her dress. Being sophisticated folks from the backwoods of KY, we where socked. The next thing that you knows, they be wearin’ shorts in there.

Also, there was a nice group of deaf people on board. Some Carnival girl named Molly stood in fronts of them during the show and waved her arms around. They had a light just for her! Guess she was tryin’ to gets their attention or something. Anyways, Molly was real cool (and cute but don’t tell PP I said that). Shes was more popular than Butch.

Anyways, there was no one talkin’ to the deaf people so I tried to be neighborly and introduce myself. They were a bit rude and acted like they did not even hear me! I guess not everyone is friendly likes they are in Perry County.

Anyways, I was a wondering. You think that Carnival could start a female mud wrestling contest on the boat? I figures you could fills one of them there whirl pools up with mud and I could enter PP. She could gets her one of them solid gold plastic ships on a stick! Hey, I think Molly could be a real good mud wrestling champ too.

Your friend,

Leroy P. Bedwetter Jr.