I have a runny nose, a sore throat, and a head that feels like Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are having one hell of a party in there. I have then all the ingredients you need to make a convincing claim that a pig has sneezed over me and I have HN1PIG flu. But I don’t………according to the ship’s doctor…… I have a cold. This means the American Navy will not come to the ship, board the vessel and take samples of my snot and bits from my scrotum to their biochemical warfare centre in Atlanta.
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