Well, that’s another cruise over and I have to say although the guests all had a brilliant time I am sure many of them left with a feeling that the weather cheated them out of a total Caribbean experience. It rained in San Juan, it rained in Antigua and in St Thomas. It rained on the sea day before Nassau but in Nassau itself it didn’t rain……oh no ………… it pissed down bucketfuls of angry driving rain and the rain was joined by thunder and angry flashes of lightning…….from the moment we arrived……..to the moment we left……..bugger, bugger, bugger.
This weather meant that the 1,100 people who had booked excursions at the Atlantis Hotel could not go as the dolphins, the aqua park and the beach were closed because of the weather. The poor guests………I mean we did all we could for them on board with extra activities and events but I could see in their eyes how disappointed they were… and of course the cancellation of the tours meant a huge loss of revenue for Carnival as well.
When the tours are canceled the refunds are automatically made to the guest’s Sail & Sign accounts by the way and this means at least they don’t have to stand in line.
The guests left this morning and today we start a new six-day cruise. Here is who will be sailing with us.
GUESTS – 3,576
PLATINUM CARD HOLDERS – 109
MILESTONE – 6
NON US OR CANADA – 244
Venezuela 54
Germany 26
Holland 19
AGE GROUP | TOTALS |
Under 2 Years | 14 |
2-5 Years | 66 |
6-8 Years | 124 |
9-11 Years | 163 |
12-14 Years | 249 |
15-17 Years | 250 |
18-20 Years | 197 |
YOUTH COUNT REPORTS:
AGE GROUP | TOTALS |
Under 21 | 1063 |
Under 18 | 866 |
Under 15 (Hotel Tracking) | 616 |
Under 12 (Camp) | 367 |
Under 6 (Nassau Ports) | 80 |
And continuing the miserable start to today’s blog it is time for me to have a good old moan……….here goes.
Please, for the love of God will the people with beards and sandals put down their tofu baguettes and fix these bloody computers. Last week it was the check in system in embarkation that went down and this week it worked perfectly. However, the sail and sign system computer thingy wasn’t working from 11:30 am – 1:30 pm and that meant that guests could not purchase tours or change the names on cabin keys, etc and all the bar service checks had to be written manually.
OK, I shouldn’t be so harsh on the computer types and I say the above in jest of course. But…it is so frustrating when for three straight cruises your first announcement is one containing the word “sorry.” OK, let me stop being miserable and concentrate on answering your questions……here we go.
Jacquelyn Asked:
John – Please Reply
Hi John,
My name is Jacquelyn and although I have been reading your blog for a couple months, this is the first time I have written to you. First of all let me say what an angel Kye is, I understand why you miss her so much. I have two questions for you:1. I am booked on the Elation for Aug. 13 which is my birthday present to me. I read some where that it has laser tag. Before I tell my cousin who is going with me (she is a Carnival Newbie soon to be converted) I just wanted to make sure I had my facts straight.
2. I also just booked my Spring Break cruise on the Dream for March 27. I saw that you are going to be the CD of the Dream in March. Will you be the CD on that voyage? I will be so excited if you are.
Thanks for all your help
JacquelynJohn Says:
Hello Jacquelyn
Congratulations on making a successful first post and thank you also for being so kind to my family with those beautiful words. Carnival Elation does indeed have Laser Tag and you and your cousin will have loads of fun in the Laser Arena onboard. March 27th will be my final voyage before Todd returns from his vacation so indeed we will be together. I hope you have a fantastic birthday cruise and if you can think of any other questions before you sail please let me know. Best wishes and have a brilliant birthday on the Carnival Elation.
Johnkiciaski Asked:
Hi John,
Is the Maitre d’ on the 9/5/09 Carnival Liberty really called Elvis or is that a joke? I am going to e-mail him regarding our dining request.I think some of this confusion about no past guest party started with one of my questions. I had asked about the free drinks at the Captain’s party and also asked about the past guest party. You answered my question about the Captain’s party but not about the past guest party. I think the person assumed that since it wasn’t addressed that maybe it was eliminated. I replied to the post on Cruise Critic that I did not think that was true at all.
Hopefully for once and for all I hope this is answered and done.
I’m sure you miss Heidi and Kye a lot and I hope they will be with you on the Carnival Dream in February.
Thanks for all you do.
George and LindaJohn Says:
Hello George and LindaYes indeed. The maitre d is called Elvis and he once told me his parents were huge Elvis fans thus the name.
Please let me know about your dining request as there really is not a method in place for guests to e-mail crew directly. I will be happy to do this for you and if you don’t let me I will be all shook up ……thank you very much ……..said in my best Elvis impression …..which is crap.
I thank you for mentioning the past guest party as you are correct, there was some confusion but with the free drinks flowing at all our past guest parties……..hopefully this subject has been put to bed.
I do miss my girls very much but will be by their side in 29 days time.
Hope to see you both soon as well and let me know about the dining reservation.
Best wishes
JohnMissing the £20 note Asked:
John – PLEASE REPLY
Now I know what happened to that £20 note that I lost in Southend on Sea so many years ago.I checked and a £20 note from that long ago is now worth £20,000, so I will just settle for a prepaid, spa suite on the cruise to nowhere as compensation.
As for Mr. $30 per couple, having eaten in the Supper Club more than once (more than steak is served, you know) AND paid for the couple that dined with us (those beautiful people who will be on the Carnival Dream with Todd), I can state unequivocally that the (now) Steakhouse is fairly, even under, priced.
What does Mr. Cheapo expect for his money, anyway? Gordon Ramsey cooking at his table? Please, give me a break.
Just JonP. S. – I’ll take my steak rare, with onion rings and a bottle of 47 pound Rooster Merlot, thank you.
John Says:
Hello Jon
If I had known that 20 pound note (where the hell is the pound sterling key on my computer?) I would have bought you a funnel hat and a I Miss The Smoke Free Paradise pair of underwear with it.The steakhouse remains a firm favourite and I am promoting it as much as I can here because it is a product I truly believe in so thanks mate for the glowing recommendation. By the way, this past 8 day cruise, 505 people ate there…..number of negative comments ………0.
Hope to see you both soon
Best wishes
JohnUncle Doug Asked:
John, please reply,
Through some amazing feats and a little bit of luck my schedule has just now shifted that would allow me to take some time off in mid November 2009. So I was looking for pricing on the November 15, 2009 bloggers cruise and do not see it listed on the Carnival web site. Does this mean it is sold out? That would be a huge disappointment if so but I can understand due to your huge popularity. As there any way to get wait listed for a sold out cruise?I guess there will be a spring 2010 Bloggers cruise. Any word on a date or date range and ship? It will be close enough to our 25th wedding aniv. (You know the rumpy pumpy day) to go ahead and book.
John Says:
Hello Uncle Doug
I am truly honoured (spelt correctly) that you would consider booking the Bloggers cruise with me. Is there anyway you can stretch the time off you have to the December 3rd bloggers cruise? There are limitations on the New York one and there are still a few open cabins for December.I totally understand if not and in that case maybe I can help you book another Carnival cruise instead. Now, as for 2010, I know that many are waiting for news on this and we have been talking about it this past week. We are looking at possibly September 2010. If we do spring 2010 it will be only a few months after the Carnival Dream 2009 bloggers. Thus, we were thinking of September as a possibility…….not sure what ship just yet. It will be interesting to see what everyone thinks about this.
Anyway, let me know Uncle Doug and I am so sorry that the New York cruise is no longer available but hope springs eternal that I will see you in December.
Best wishes
JohnKatrina Asked:
Hi John, please reply I have a question why aren’t military discounts offered on Suites? My DH and I are sailing on the Conquest for New Years and have been thinking we’d like to upgrade to the suite. I called and asked about the military rate on those rooms and they said that they aren’t available for the suites. Because we do get a discount on the balcony rooms, it is quite a bit of a difference in pricing between that and the regular suite rates. I know that “shhh another cruise line” does offer the military rate on some dates for the suites, so I was disappointed that Carnival does not… Other than the infamous upgrade call, is there any other way to get a discounted rate on suites? If you can add us to the upgrade fairy’s call list that would certainly be awesome – booking number ******. Please let me knowJohn Says:
Hello Katrina
I was actually talking to Terry Thornton, senior vice president of marketing planning who is sailing with us this week, about our military rates and how I would like to talk more about them here on the blog thingy and that the cruise directors who know very little about them should promote them on board. After all, we should be proud that we offer them and therefore make sure everyone knows about them. This is something that he agreed with and Terry and I will be working on this together.I was not aware that they were not available on the suites. I would guess that the revenue we make on the suites is at a premium and therefore we don’t wish to discount these cabins too much………….that’s only a guess but I will find out and let you know very soon and I will post the answer here.
I will do all I can to make your new years cruise your best ever.
Best wishes
JohnApril Z. Asked:
Dear John (Please Reply),
First, I want to say that every time I write you a letter, I feel like I am leaving my husband… and I certainly hope that you get that reference…We are traveling in September and we are taking our 20 month old son. He will obviously not be old enough to attend Camp Carnival, but we are going anyway because our options were “take him with us” or “don’t go”. And “don’t go” is just not acceptable. This will be my first cruise and I would love to know if you have any advice on taking such a youngster on board with us. We plan to utilize the babysitting services, I just hope that we can have a stress FREE vacation rather than a stress FUL vacation with him with us. And if any of your readers have advice, that too is welcome.
My second question is why does Camp Carnival start at age 2? I understand not taking infants, but I wish the age limit was 1 instead. I will have you know, however, that Carnival has the lowest age limit of the cruise lines. Even Disney won’t take them until three unless you pay for babysitting services. So, kudos for that. My only other recommendation is that Carnival start offering a limited amount of babysitting hours during the day as well so that parents like us can enjoy the serenity deck while we are out at sea or eat at the STEAKHOUSE (see what I did there?) one night. As it is, we are limited by what we can do because there are just some things he can’t do with us.
Anyway, those are my 2 cents, and as always, thank you for being so awesome!
April Z.John Says:
Hello April Z
I have that effect on ladies ………everyone wants to leave them for me. I can totally understand that the “don’t go” option was one that was never going to be considered.It’s strange because until recently I would not have been able to appreciate what parents of younger children go through when arranging vacations, etc. Heidi and I have recently been talking through the complexities of traveling with Kye so I now understand what parents go through when arranging travel with young ones.
Carnival has always had a two year old minimum age when it comes to Camp Carnival and the responsibilities of looking after a child that age are immense. I just spoke to Julie our Youth Director on board and she tells me that the requirements of looking after a 1 year old compared with a two year old are quite different ……I guess these are things I have to look forward to. Anyway, as you said we do have facilities for babysitting and I will certainly mention to our Miami office your desire for us to offer daytime babysitting for the younger children.
By the way…….I was at the steakhouse this week to chat with some guests for a few minutes and I noticed a young baby asleep in a stroller by the side of one of the tables …….so please do not think you can’t take your young one with you. Thanks then for your two cents which was worth much more.
Please let me know if you have any other questions and I send my best wishes to you and your family
JohnJoe M. Asked:
John Please Reply
John thanks for taking time out of your busy days to answer so many questions on your blog thingy!Having 4 cruises under our belts with other cruise lines, we’re giving Carnival a try with the Dream next May. We’re booked in an 8S cabin, on Spa deck, and we’re curious about whether there is any kind of an overhang above us, or if our balcony is completely exposed. I’ve been studying the photos you’ve posted with a magnifying glass, but all I’m seeing are red, green, blue pixels. Perhaps Boris might be able to tell if we should expect any shelter on the balcony, or if we should pack an umbrella. Thanks, and I hope you’ve recovered from your cold by the time you read this!
John Says:
Hello Joe
When I read that you had tried four other cruise lines and were now trying Carnival for the very first time, I started to do an Irish jig …….in my underpants………….on top of the smokestack……….that’s how happy I was.Your spa deck cabin will be a beautiful place to return to after you have enjoyed all the amazing facilities, dining options and great shows that your Carnival Dream will offer. Your balcony does have a clear view of the ocean and if you were to lean over the balcony …..which you shouldn’t, of course…….you will also have a glimpse of what’s happening on the ships fabulous outside promenade. The overhang will keep you dry but you won’t need an umbrella because I have taken the liberty of ordering perfect weather for you. Oh, by the way, did you know that umbrellas are considered very, very unlucky on ships………….there is a reason for that but I can’t remember, plus it would probably be unlucky for me to write it here anyway.
Now, as this is your first ever Carnival cruise please let me know if you have any questions or if there is anything you need.
If not, please keep reading the blog thingy and have a brilliant time on your Carnival Dream.
Best wishes
JohnLarry M. Asked:
John please reply.
My family and I are sailing on our 7th cruise on the August 5th Northbound Spirit. We have sailed on the Celebration, Sensation, Elation, Glory, Conquest, and Fantasy. We have received pins for all except our first cruise on the Celebration. There were 4 of us on that cruise. Is there any way we can get pins from the Celebration? We have asked numerous customer service agents over the last few years, but none of them knew how we could get this.Anytime I can get a Steakhouse dinner for only $30 per person, I’m going to jump on it. Sure you can get a cheaper steak, but as usual, you get what you pay for.
One more question. When is Heidi and Kye going on a cruise with you????
John Says:
Hello Larry
Unfortunately not. You see, the Celebration did not host past guest parties and therefore a pin made for that ship was never produced. The good news is that I have been involved in some major discussions about the pins and hopefully in the next few days I can release some more information about these cherished keepsakes. I don’t think any of us had any idea how important these little buggers are to thousands of people. Anyway, as I said……there will be more pin news very soon.I am glad you are a fan of the steakhouses on our ships and as to when Kye and Heidi will be sailing with me…..well……..that conversation is very much ongoing but I hope the answer is soon……very soon.
Have a great Alaskan cruise.
Best wishes
JohnMickeyspal Asked:
PLEASE REPLY TO: JULIE ANNE (second question in this post)
Hi, John,
Enjoyed this post very much (as usual), and don’t mean to be a “smart aleck,” but I think your reply to Julie Anne was about the wrong ship. She asked about the Carnival Freedom and you gave her info about the Carnival Dream. (Just trying to be helpful here)
Kye is growing sooo fast. You must miss her and Heidi like mad! And I’m sure both your beautiful ladies miss you equally. I hope when Kye is older she and Heidi will sail with you as often as possible so you won’t miss much of Kye’s childhood.
You are looking very “svelte” these days. Whatever you’re doing diet and exercise wise seems to be working. Do you feel “healthier”?
So, take care and send my best wishes to Heidi and Kye.
Your Pal, MyraJohn Says:
Hello Myra
Yes……you were right and I gave her the correct information in Friday’s blog. Thanks mate for spotting my silly mistake. I am determined not to miss my daughter growing up. I will be working a two month on 6 weeks off type of deal next year but if Heidi and Kye can sail frequently then it may be more. I am hoping that Carnival will return to Europe in 2011 and then I can spend a longer time onboard and be closer to the family.Eventually……..and I don’t know when……..I will have to take a land based job ……. maybe with Carnival UK……although I am about as good at office work as a flamingo is at baseball…………but I intend to keep going as a cruise director for as long as I can or as long as I am wanted.
It is very hard being away from them though………….very hard.
I feel much healthier now I have shed a few pounds but I still have dreams of a huge plate of chips (fries) covered in ketchup, mayonnaise and satay sauce…….a Dutch special and of course I miss my Mum’s roast potatoes.
Thanks again mate and my best wishes to you and the family.
JohnWhitefamily15165 Asked:
PLEASR REPLY JOHN,
We just got back from our first cruise on the Carnival Freedom July12-18….It was AWESOME! It was me, my husband and 2 daughters, ages 18 and 21. We had one small problem that could’ve ruined our vacation when we arrived in our cabin #1116 that I don’t want to mention on here because eventually it was taken care of. I did address it on my comment card just so it would not happen to any future guests! We had the best time and can’t wait to cruise again but have all decided the cruise wouldn’t have been the same without you and our next cruise will definitely have to be one of your cruises! We laughed till we cried at every show that you were a part of as well as the Happy Cole show which was also amazing!The service on the cruise exceeded our expectations and our dining room waiters, Widana and Kadek were the BEST! My daughters were very impressed with them and we looked forward to dinner each night with them! The only regret we had was that we did not get the Bedtime story video. We were VERY disappointed because we didn’t get a chance to buy the DVD of the Bedtime story!
Is there anyway we can get a copy of it now? We are hoping to cruise next year on the Carnival Dream! Thanks again for a GREAT vacation! Please let me know if we can buy the DVD as soon as possible!
Jinna VBJohn Says:
Hello the White Family
Just before I continue can you please send me some details on the concern you had when you arrived in the cabin. I won’t post it but will reply privately and the information you provide will be really helpful.I am tickled pink that you and the family had such a wonderful time and that you enjoyed my silly antics. I have taken the liberty of sending these comments to the maitre d who will show Widana and Kadek who much you enjoyed their service. Unfortunately there is some bad news. We don’t keep any copies of the bedtime story for more than a few days after the cruise has finished. They were for sale the last two days of the cruise but are no longer available…….I am so sorry.
I hope you have some memories of that silly show and they will keep you going until we see you on your Carnival Dream.
Once again thanks so much for the words of praise, they mean so much.
Best wishes to you and the family
JohnMelissa Asked:
John please reply.
Me again John with just one more cocktail party clarification.If the experiment that is on the Valor goes fleet-wide, the party on the first elegant evening will have no complimentary drinks, correct? Just discounted ones.
Too, at the party on the first elegant evening will there still be an opportunity to meet/greet the cruise director, the captain and his officers? Seems like the cocktail party is the only time I ever see the cruise director. (At least that is how it has been on the 10 CCL cruises I have been on.)
Anyway, sorry for another question about the parties but I want to be sure I am going to explain everything correctly to my friends who are asking me!
My best to you and your beautiful ladies.
MelissaJohn Says:
Hello Melissa
The trial on the Carnival Valor involving the elegant night function is on going however there have been no plans discussed so far to move this across the fleet and as soon as I hear anything I will let you know. Obviously we are checking to see what the guest reaction is …….which is obviously something we look at very carefully…as well as various other logistical issues, etc.Regardless, you will still get to meet and greet the captain, senior officers and the cruise director at the first night elegant party. I am disappointed that this is the only time you have personally met the CD and I hope that is not the case on your next cruise. Please let me know if you have any further questions regarding this or anything else.
Best wishes and thanks for the kind words.
JohnThe Bakers Asked:
Hi John, Please reply, Thank You
You continue to be as funny as ever and we are now planning our next European cruise with Carnival. When are they going back to the Med? We went on the Freedom in 2007 and were thrilled to have met you and Heidi. Hopefully we will have the opportunity to see Kye one day also. She is just a “little princess” and cute as can be. I am having something made for Kye and need to know where to send it?I also have a question for Leona Oakes that commented on today’s blog. The Oakes must have been on our same Freedom cruise in 2007 and we are curious what Mount Holly city you were talking about on stage??? Is it Mount Holly, NJ? If so that is my hometown!! Small world indeed!!
LOL Paula and Nelson B. in North Carolina
John Says:
Hello Paula and Nelson
I am hopeful that one day we will be able to announce that we are returning back to the Med in 2011. I know nothing for sure and have no idea when and on what ship but I do know that as important as it was to bring the ships home during this current economic downturn it is just as important that when the time is right Carnival has a ship or ships taking their guests to enjoy the delights of Europe.I am so touched that you are making something for Kye and there is an address at the side of this blog thingy as to where to send it….thank you from the three of us so very much.
I had a chap from Mount Holly who was the star of that particular cruise and the town became famous that cruise for sure. What a small world that it’s your home town.
I hope we get to sail together in Europe one day and you get to meet my girls.
Best wishes to you all
JohnSarah M. Asked:
Hey John! I love your blog, by the way! Very informative.
My fiancé and I are going to be on our honeymoon cruise on the Conquest (9/27). We would love to take part in the newlywed game. What do we need to do to be a part of it?
Thanks for your help!
Sarah (soon-to-be Hathaway)John Says:
Hello Sarah
I am glad you like the blog and I hope you will keep reading for some time to come. Please send me your details a week or so before you sail and include your cabin number so I can arrange something special for you with regard to your request. If you need anything else please let me know.Best wishes
JohnIrene Garner Asked:
Dear John, please replyJust a quick question. I just looked up who will be our CD on our upcoming (4th) cruise on the Carnival Valor, September 13th I see that there will be changeover of CD during the month of September, but I wondered why some of the entries are highlighted in yellow, as the CD on our cruise has his name highlighted.
Thanks…Irene Garner (still hooked on cruising)
John Says:
Hello Irene
I checked with Big Tex and your CD for your cruise will be my old mate Gary Brierly. Gary is very, very funny. He was with me for the start up of the Carnival Freedom and Carnival Splendor and I am very excited that he has finally gotten his chance to shine as a cruise director…….and shine he will. The yellow highlights are there to represent the handover period between the arriving cruise director and the one who is leaving.I know you will have a brilliant time and please let me know if there is anything you need.
Best Wishes
JohnJJ Flurett Asked:
John, (please reply)
Just a note to say Hi! from a lurker. I was quite surprised today to see that not are you not only the Carnival Brand Ambassador but you must be the Carnival Head Maitre ‘d! (Sorry about those hideous tablemates Ruth!)You are a very patient man. How do you do it?
John Says:
Hello my lurking friendJust wanted to say thank you for your kind words of support. I try my best always to help even when the requests are not written as pleasantly as they should be.
Plus…….knowing that I am sitting here in my underpants helps me write nice things and not tell someone to bugger off.
Thanks JJ and my best wishes to you and the family.
JohnJilly Asked:
John, Please Reply:
Hi there, we are booked on the Oct 15th sailing of the Dream. We’ve enjoyed the photos and videos you’ve been posting. We are booked in a cove Balcony cabin. We debated for quite awhile on whether or not this would be a good cabin choice as these cabins are below the galley. How much noise should we expect (especially in the early mornings)? In looking at the deck plans, I booked the Cove Balcony cabin as far aft as possible (2414). Are you able to tell me what part of the galley is directly above us?Thank you so much. I really enjoy your blog.
JillyJohn Says:
Hello Jilly
I spoke to Boris and he has advised that you should not hear any noise from the galley space directly above you. The soundproofing is excellent on your Carnival Dream plus you are far enough aft not to be directly under the center of galley operations. I have seen the cove balconies for myself and I have experienced the stunning views they provide and I promise you that this choice of cabin is an excellent one. If you have any other questions I will be here and I hope you continue to enjoy the blog.
Best wishes
JohnJack & Geri Asked:
Hi John, please replyMy question is this please:
We are in an 8S on the Spa deck balcony on the DREAM in November and is the balcony looking down on a deck or straight into the water. I can’t make it out in the pictures you sent here. Thank you in advance for your answer. See you on the B2B Blogger’s Cruise.
GeriJohn Says:
Hello Geri
That’s interesting…….two questions about the same cabin area of your Carnival Dream for the same cruise on one set of questions. As I replied earlier the balcony has a direct view to the ocean if you are seated on your balcony chair, etc. If you lean over the balcony railing you will also have a great view of the outside promenade as well.Therefore you have the best of both worlds……you can ocean watch…….and people watch.
See you soon and my best wishes to you and the family.
JohnJAS1178 Asked:
John – PLEASE REPLY
First, I am amazed at all you do with the blog and helping people on top of being a full time cruise director and more.I posted a comment yesterday, but I neglected to give you any information for possible follow-up contact. We sailed on the Carnival Glory on 7/11/09. The booking # is 49J2M8
As I mentioned, I just returned and had a horrible week. I wrote a letter to Miami, but wondered if there was anyone I could speak to regarding what happened. I really don’t think the comments section of the blog is the appropriate place to air what I feel to be a Carnival failure. I truly believe that Carnival can and will make this right if they have the opportunity.
If you are interested in the details of what happened, I can certainly share them with you, or whomever.
John – Thank you for being so accessible, and so much fun to read every day. I would be so grateful for any help you can provide.
John Says:
Hello Jas1178
I really would like to know what happened so please post your remarks on the blog as usual and mark it JOHN – PLEASE DO NOT POST BUT REPLY – and Stephanie will send me your thoughts. I will do all I can to make sure whatever concerns you have are immediately addressed.I thank you for those wonderful words of support. Please write soon.
Best wishes
JohnIrene G. Asked:
Dear John, Please reply
How do we get our copy of the Currents magazine? I thought we were supposed to get a free subscription after taking our first cruise with Carnival, but my first cruise with Carnival was in August 2008, and I have taken 3 cruises in total, but I have never received even one copy of the magazine. I am moving soon, so I will contact Carnival with my new address, but what will it take to start receiving the magazine?Thanks….Irene G. (hooked on cruising)
John Says:
Hello IreneI think we have a few issues with who and when people get their copies. I am actually talking about this with the appropriate folks here at Carnival this week. However, in the meantime I will make sure that you get your copies and please let me know when you move so that I can help update your e mail.
I am asking Stephanie to speak to someone as well so we can find a way for all those people who want to get a copy do so and maybe provide a link thingy for that here on the blog. I will let you know.
Best wishes
JohnRuth and Al G. Asked:
John – for an immediate reply
While I am not concerned or have any regard to what others who read this page say, I am concerned at you and your company’s lack of customer service in confirming that my husband and I will have a table for two.Maybe you should spend more time concentrating on the needs of your customers and less time on toilet based infantile humor.
Have you or have you not confirmed our reservation?
John Says:
Hello Ruth and Al
I am sorry that you are not a fan of my humour (spelt correctly.) It is certainly not for everyone yet it has become part of the blog. I also apologize that you feel that I am not offering the correct customer service levels and I will try to raise my game on this point.I have spoken to the maitre d and he will indeed make sure you have a table for two even though your voyage is some weeks away. I have set my raspberry…..sorry…….I mean my Blackberry calendar….to remind me 10 days before you sail to contact the maitre d and I will then write to you and let you know which dining room you will be dining in.
Once again my apologies and I hope this has shown you that Carnival and I are committed to customer service
Best wishes
JohnIsabel Petrie Asked:
Hi John
As this will be our first cruise, as we are booked on the “Dream on Oct 2 7, 2009 sailing out of Rome , I must say “getting exciting and scared at the same time….Here’s the million dollar question …I was wondering if the Captain of the Dream would marry us? We would make sure that we have all the documents , and would like to be married at the exact middle of the Atlantic Ocean…boy wouldn’t that be a story we could share with the grandchildren…Please ask the Captain, as it would be a Dream Of a life time for us..Isabel and Robert
John Says:
Hello Isabel
What an amazing first cruise you will have….on your Carnival Dream….in the Mediterranean . …….wow. Well, unfortunately the old seagoing tradition of a captain being able to marry couples is one that has long since past. Our captains do in fact offer a marriage renewal ceremony however as far as a legally binding service that has to be done officially through our bon voyage department.Now, if you wish me to put you in touch with someone who can arrange a European wedding I can do so and if you would like to book an unofficial renewal or dedication service I can help you with this as well. Please let me know and I will be honoured to try and help you.
It’s going to be an amazing experience regardless. Best wishes to you both.
JohnVirginia Asked:
John,
The cruise Kathy and I took the week of 7/12 – 7/18/09 was our 9th and 7th straight on Carnival. (Yes it took us 3 tries to find the BEST cruise line.) This cruise was by far the BEST yet. I thought we would never top Wee Jimmy as Cruise Director, boy was I wrong. I heard that you trained him so that explain why he is so good but not in you league as you are definitely in a league of your own, heads & shoulders the BEST.We were all set for a relaxing cruise, no shows, maybe just a couple of dinner night, and no shore excursions. That all changed when the Sail Away party was winding down and we were approached by Jamie D? & Jamey Fraizer. (No one still knows this). Kathy was reluctant to do it but I thought what the heck….go for it. Little did I know of the recognition that would go along with my crazy antics? I can honestly say that everyone, young, old and all nationalities were very supportive and kept saying how much they enjoyed it. I only maybe once got on an elevator that someone said “hey you are Virginia”. It was an unbelievable experience. I felt like a celebrity for the cruise. Even during disembarkment I was still being recognized. I was around NASCAR celebrities for 23 years and witnessed their status so I know on a small scale of what it is like You are truly the BEST at your profession. Thanks for making it easy to do, not to mention the FUN I had doing it. Laughter is surely a great medicine for the body and mind.
John Says:
Hello Virginia
I know you didn’t ask for a reply but I wanted to thank you for providing the 3,600 people of the Carnival Freedom with some amazing moments of fun and entertainment. When each cruise starts I have but one goal and that is to make some of the people sailing famous and have normal people like you doing extraordinary things. So, on behalf of a grateful 3600 people who will never forget you………thank you so very much. You were both brilliant.Hope to see you soon.
Best wishes
John
That’s all for today. I will try to answer as many questions as I can this coming five days so please mark your comments John Please Reply if you need anything at all.
Thanks to Bill Zydecocruiser for the wonderful words in memoriam for our much missed Chief Engineer Raimondo Nicita. I feel guilty not writing this myself as he was one of the first chief engineers I ever worked with. I had been waiting for someone at Carnival to write something about him but it looks like my mate Bill got there first ….I am very grateful Bill and we will all miss Raimondo very much and our thoughts are with his family, friends and colleagues.
I want to welcome back our friend James Cusick whose blog from the P and O ship Arcadia is now up and running again and can be found at
The ship is in Iceland………..I love Iceland and after my visit there on the Carnival Legend it is a place to which I have always wanted to return.
Iceland is beautiful and, yet, not of this earth. You are apparently in the normal world with your cell phone and your pretty daughters but you spend all winter being frozen to death. The countryside is beautiful yet weird, the people are mad, the weather defies belief and some of their laws and customs leave you scratching your head.
You pay $80 for a Diet Coke to accompany your plate of moose, reindeer or elk, which will be served to you by a lady who has completely see-through skin. However, you will not be bothered by any of this because you will be too baffled that unlike the rest of the world…………..night does not follow day.
In the summer months people from Iceland rarely sleep and on Friday and Saturday nights…………..they do bugger all. They finish work, go home, have a few drinks, get showered, have a few drinks, change, have a few drinks, and then around 10 pm they all go out…………….I mean …………..they ALL go out.
This can be quite a shock if you are not from Iceland but from Earth. When I as there on the FAM trip for the Carnival Legend I remember going out to dinner on a Friday night rather late……it was 9 pm. I remember thinking “Bugger, I bet we are too late to get a table.”
But the streets and the restaurants were deserted and as I sat with my plate of freshly murdered reindeer and potatoes I noticed that as the night wore on the restaurant became busier and busier. By 11:30 pm there were lines outside the restaurant I was in and outside every other one as well. So, I asked for the bill, which without the tip, came to the same price as a seven day cruise…………..and buggered off.
When I did, I entered a world like nothing else. It was a huge street party ………. they were celebrating something special…….Friday night. I had seen nothing like it. If the Pope, The Queen Mary II and a naked Cameron Diaz and George Hamilton all arrived at the same time, it would be nothing like Friday night in Iceland.
To put it mildly…………..everyone was totally and utterly smashed, soused, hammered, blotto, out of their faces drunk. There motto seemed to be that it was no use drinking the odd glass of beer now and then, it was too expensive and a waste of time…………..So why not wait until the weekend and drink 30 beers and two bottles of vodka? …………and that is exactly what they do.
Iceland has suffered a lot during the current credit crunch but even though the two major banks collapsed quicker than one of the locals on a Friday night drinking session it remains the country with the least crime. The crime thing is easy to understand as it’s either too light to steal anything and in the winter its too cold……even now you can find men frozen to the spot with a stolen TV in their arms.
It’s beautiful, barren, cold and hot with days of no daylight and nights with no night. At the weekends the people will fall over mid-sentence because they are so drunk and they welcome visitors from around the world with open and loving arms. The place is absolutely crazy and in my opinion………is one of God’s finest hours. So pop on over to James’s blog and see more of this incomparable country. Welcome back James and I look forward to reading your blogs.
The Carnival cruise directors are all unique characters and yet they all have one thing in common………..every single one of them has stolen my jokes………..kidding……..they haven’t……..well George Solano has …………but that’s another story. No, the one thing they do have in common is that they love their job because it gives them a chance to meet the most wonderful people……………….that’s you by the way…………the guests.
I mean…………..have a look at this guy.
That’s a chap called Malcolm Snell………..all seven feet of him………..making the audience roar with laughter during his appearance as a “Dastardly” in the bedtime story………………Oh how I wish you could have seen it.
So, what do you reckon Malcolm Snell does for a living…….basketball player? Bodyguard? Police Officer? ……..ummmmmm……….nope…….he is a hairdresser …………..yep…………..he owns a beauty salon in San Diego California. Where else in the world would you meet a seven foot hairdresser that looks like a James Bond villain shouting “Who’s your Daddy?” while the lady who plays Mary does this to me watched by a Mr. Myagee character doing a crane kick………..only on a Carnival ship………..that’s where.
I think I received a record number of letters for my morning show this last cruise and here are a couple highlights.
Well this morning the Today show people were filming on the pier in Key West and our press chap Andy Newman sent me this great photo of Al Roker
I just finished my welcome aboard talk for Key West and the guests were in a great mood despite the computer problems. They laughed at my jokes and for the second time since I have been back on the Carnival Freedom I had a man arrive at the talk wearing no T-shirt …..and so he became instantly famous when I called him Mr. Nipple……….and he will be so known for the next six days.
You can imagine how vast the operation is on embarkation day to move the luggage from the pier, to the ship and from the ships holding area which we call the marshaling area ………to your state room. This cruise we have 3,600 guests on board which means the housekeeping department will move between 7,000 and 8,000 pieces of luggage ………..and that’s for a six-day cruise. It never ceases to amaze me how much stuff people pack for a six-day cruise and I am going to say once again ladies…………you do not need four bikinis. Do what my friend Mrs. Bentley does when she packs……….. Set out everything you need………… then halve it.
Most Carnival guests going on a Carnival cruise pack too many pants, shirts, hairdryers, warm sweaters and George Foreman grills. It means greater risk of a hernia from all the lugging, greater wastes of precious Fun Ship special drinking time unpacking it all, and greater dilemmas trying to work out what to wear in the morning.
Take a couple of outfits and skimp on everything else…….and that includes you men. Two pairs of underpants are all you need for a six-day cruise…….wear pair one on day one. Turn them back to front on day two and inside out on day three…….change into the other pair on day four and repeat the process.
But of course the ladies will ignore this advice and will I am sure continue to pack more than they ever need.
So today I have a busy schedule. We have a film crew here to shoot something on board for food-related program on TV and they looked at my belly and thought……right…he likes food……….lets get him to host it. And so rather than paying for a professional I will be hosting this contest like program that we are recording tomorrow. I will give you details and the date you can see it later this week.
Also later this week look out for more Carnival Dream photos and a special interview.
I am off to the Welcome aboard Show and will be back soon.
Here I am and that was a great show because once again the guests on Carnival ships proved yet again that they are the most spirited and fun cruise ship passengers in the world. I will tell you all about them in tomorrow’s blog but I do want to say this before I go. I want to tell you that I have been feeling a little down today. I think it was a combination of missing home and family, the weather and a bit of diabetic depression which is common place with type 2.
However, if there is one cure for the blues its Carnival and in particular it’s my job because before I stepped out to do the show I was a miserable grouchy sod. I still have a cold and was annoyed about the weather last week, the computers going down again and the fact that I had been too bloody tired and lethargic to write a blog yesterday.
However, the moment I stepped out on stage I forgot about the cold, the weather and my home sickness and remembered what a lucky man I am to do what I do.
There is no better cure for the blues than hearing 1,800 people laugh hysterically……..nothing beats that …. well……..coming back to the cabin to find Megan Fox sitting in my office chair wearing bugger all except a smile would have worked as well……but I guess there is much chance of that happening as finding a comment from Ruth and Al G with the words “ Please” and “Thank You” in it…………infantile toilet humour my arse.
Goodnight
Your friend
John
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Hi John!
One day I will make it over to Iceland and play golf. I hear there are some great courses there.
Quite an interesting blog today.
Let’s hope the weather is better for you this week.
Take care!
David
John, Please reply.
Hi John,
Thank you. I still hope someone at Carnival will do some sort of write up for Raimando. Surely they have access to more information than I do.
On a different note, I might be willing to spend the $95 for the ship tour, but I have a question about cameras and pictures. Are cameras/pictures allowed? Obviously I would be less interested in the tour if I am not allowed to take pictures.
Thanks,
bill
John:
If I could first address, April Z and tips for cruising with a 20 month old.
To get the most bang for your cruise dollar, I would suggest you book a balcony. That way, when your precious is taking their afternoon nap…you have a wonderful balcony on which to relax and watch the sea go by.
Secondly I would recommend an inflatible pool. They are great to give the baby a bath in the shower (since toddlers usually don’t like showers) AND you can bring it out on your balcony for a little “splash time”.
She has already mentioned that she is aware of the 10pm – 3AM babysitting service available. I would also remind her to check to see if any babysitting service (for a fee of course) is available (during the morning) while they are in port. Some ships do that for a few hours as well.
And of course, there is family playtime from 12-2 (I believe) on Sea Days where parents and children can play together.
Linda (Mom of DJ)
It’s Al Roker…you’re also thinking of the NBC’s old weatherman Willard Scott. Or maybe you knew that and were making a funny….
This is for Ruth and Al G. You ungrateful sloths! You deserve to eat on the floor, NOT in a Carnival dining room. How dare you write what you did to the BEST CD in the world, he is so dedicated to his job, and goes out of his way to please Carnival guests, and you don’t even know how to say PLEASE or Thank You! Where were you two raised? Shame on you! John, I don’t know why you are even going all out for these people, they certainly do not deserve to be treated with dignity, when they act like spoiled brats! John, do you have Al Roker mixed up with Willard Scott? This picture is of Al Roker. Your friends, Mike & Linda
P.S. Hope you have seen Empress Bee & Prince Charlie aka Sarge. Say HI to them for me!
Hi, John!
I hope I don’t come across as rude for correcting you in your response to Larry M. You mentioned that the Celebration did not have any past guest parties, nor were any pins made for the ship.
However, my Celebration past guest pin is one of my prized possessions. I earned it on my third Carnival cruise in November, 2004. (The past guest party was in the main showroom.)
Perhaps you were thinking of a different ship?
Looking forward to the good news about the pins,
Laura
Hi John.
I really enjoy your blog and you have been very informative about so many things. I am a travel consultant who has been doing group cruises on Carnival for years. Mostly for the prices, cruise experience and considerate sales staff. I just went through a very stressful (as did Carnival) booking that was supposed to go to Mexican Riviera and was diverted to Canada. On the Splendor. I became a Platinum member on this cruise. Very nice! I went ahead a sailed with half the group that opted to go to Canada and I am also booked on the next cruise to Mexican Riviera next May with the other half of the group. I just want to say that the real highlight of our cruise was the Maitre’D in the Gold Pearl Restaurant. What is his name? Never did get his name. Hopefully he will be there again next May 2010.
Thanks and keep up the good work.
John,
I love reading the blog each day, specifically the daily rhetoric of ship board life. The ordeals that you endure provide great comic relief and incredible insight into what actually happens while the rest of us are lounging comfortably with a frozen concoction.
In reading your Q&A section today, someone asked about Carnival returning to the Med. While I realize that a few voices may not be enough to spur this move, I must lend my support for this change. My wife and I enjoyed 12 glorious days on the Freedom’s Eastern Med. route last summer. We are planning to return to the Med. very soon and would like to do it on a Carnival ship. We may even be forced to give the Superfluous Climbing Wall of the Seas a chance if Carnival does not send a ship back to the Med.
Just a note to let you know that we love the blog, all things Carnival and would love to see a triumphant return of that Red and Blue funnel to the Med.
Thank you for all you do,
Jeff
SOME people are amazing… Demanding a table for two and then assault you in the process. Ruth and Al G… PLEASE let me know what ships your sailing on in the future as I want to be sure that I won’t be sharing a vessel with you. Get a life…
Thank God that Malcolm Snell didn’t fall over on you!!! That would have been the last of the bedtime story which I have yet to hear… hint… hint…
As I’m still at work I need to get back at it but I want to give you a heads up… I sent you a section of a review of the Splendor. It was written by a very experience RCCL cruiser and it was wonderfully complimentary of Carnival. Please stick it on the blog as you have time!
Ciao!!
Host Mach
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It’s time you learned about cut and paste, gringo.
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John:
Ruth G. should get a life…and if she can’t do that…at least she should get some manners. She is more foul that your toilet humour will ever be.
Carnival – PLEASE find this couple a table by themselves…because I can assure you that NO ONE would want to sit with them.
I also agree with Virginia’s Nascar celebrity comparison and she is absolutely correct. Hubby has met Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Dale Jarrett, etc…and there isn’t a more humble group in the world. (of course you always have a few…but for the most part….they love what they do and love their fans…..just like you!!)
Irene Garner: Gary will be a great CD. When you see him….ask him to do his “crab dance”!! We are looking forward to cruising with him a couple weeks after you!! A good time will be had by all!!
I look forward to the announcement that Carnival is doing Europe in 2011 …. starting with a cruise of the British Isles. Then a Greek Isles cruise…
One can hope!!!
Our Cruise Critic Platinum members has topped 250. Again this is (units…it may be one…or it may be a family of four, as in our case)
About 15 states are still not represented though.
Where are you Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut and Hawaii???
We average 10 games of UNO a day around our house. And DJ continues to entertain me with his zingers….
Life is good!!!
Linda (Mom of your friend DJ)
John:
Please reply.
We just got off the fabulous Carnival Valor. She is fantastic. We had the time of our life.
We also had the pleasure to meet Big Tex, he has to be one of the best CD’s of the fleet. Is it possible for you to forward me his email so i can catch up with him and book my next cruise where ever he is working at.
Thank you
I feel so bad for the pax on your last cruise. I am sure we will be hearing about it on Cruise Critic
It is all Carnival’s fault that it rained, it is all Carnival’s fault and all they did was give me a refund on my excursion.
I hope this cruise is sunny days, starry nights and calm seas.
Keep smiling John, your truly are one of the good guys. You care so much for everyone
My best to Heidi and Kye.
Thanks very much for the reply, John. We’re looking forward to “our” Carnival Dream!
Signed, “Not Ruth”
John,
Another wonderful blog as always! Your blog always brings a smile to my face after a long day at work.
Thanks for answering my final question about the cocktail parties. I also hope to see the CD out and about more on the Dream. With the exception of you when I sailed with you on the Splendor last year, you’ve been the only CD that I have seen out and about and that has taken the time to chat passengers up.
Anyway… I am counting the days until I can sail away on the Carnival Dream in October!
Take care of yourself and post more pictures of Kye!!
Melissa
This is a personal letter to Ruth as I’m sure AG is a henpecked husband and isn’t allowed to say anything.
Why don’t you go cruise with the RCCL and stay the heck off of CCL if you are so darned displeased with our favorite CD and the ships services.
Personally I sure would hate to have to be sitting at a dining table with you. You sound like you would be as friendly as a rattlesnake. You sure would ruin my meal. They need to put you at a table as far away from the human race as possible.
Carnival cruisers are very friendly, fun loving people and you sure don’t sound or act like one of us.
I’m a platinum member of CCL as well as a stockholder. We have been on 12 cruises and have 3 more booked. We love Carnival as well as John and the others that work for CCL.
John please make sure RUTH is not in a cabin next to ours and no where near our table in the dining room. Thanks buddy.
So go cruise with some other cruiseline and shut the heck up!!!!!!!!!!
I am voicing my opinion but Don would agree with me I’m sure.
Carolyn
Sorry John, I’d kept my mouth shut, but couldn’t take any more of her obstinate, better than and holier than thou attitude .
John please reply.
Stop, stop right now doing favours (spelt correctly) for people. I am absolutely astounded that someone would abuse you like that, when you are acting in an unofficial capacity. You my friend are a saint, there is no way I would have replied in the manner that you did.
I think in the future you should just refer people to the REAL Carnival customer service department and provide a link. Otherwise you are just opening yourself up for more of that kind of mistreatment.
John,Please reply…My husband an I booked the Carnival Freedom Aug 23rd after I found out from our PVP that you would be on this cruise. We just did this same itinerary on the Freedom in Dec. I hope you will still be on the Freedom at that time since it has been the late 90′s since we were on a cruise with you as the CD it was on the Destiny I believe. We are really looking forward to seeing you again an enjoying your humour. This will be our 16th cruise with Carnival. Although Carnival has many good CD none compare to you. Hope to see you soon. Gale
John,
if it will make you feel better the weather has been persisting it down for the last two weeks here in the UK
To Ruth & Al G, enjoy your table for two, the Maitre D & your waiters are really looking forward to meeting you………….not!
xxxx to Heidi & Kye
Dear John…Love to say that…I would like to amend something you said in today’s answers. It is about past guest pins on Celebration. When she was in Jacksonville, she did four and five night cruises, I did one of each, and there was indeed a past guest party, and we did get pins. so maybe, somewhere in a dusty warehouse or desk drawer, there are some pins…Carolyn
John-Please Reply
Last week you said the schedule for the Elation would be up soon. I thought you said by last Friday. Anyway, we are starting to make our cruise plans for next October and can not wait to see whether we will be on the Elation or Spirit.
As for Ruth and Al I am wondering what the heck they are doing on a Carnival cruise. I guess I am tired of stuffy people who don’t know how to have fun and laugh. If I wanted to cruise in stuffy land I would bugger off to Holland America or something. I am sure HAL could use their money.
Besides, who does not want a cruise director who blogs in his underwear that he has worn for four days.
Anyway, it would be great if you could update us on the Elation’s schedule.
Also, do you know when the future cruise certificate program will be rolled out fleet wide? We are on the Paradise in 90 days and we are hoping that maybe it will be available by then.
As always, Thank you for all you do and the breath of comedy you give to an otherwise stressful day.
Blessings,
Bill
John,
Love the idea of you postponing the 2010 Blogger’s cruise til the fall.
Also, kudos on your very last line of the blog. It was a highlight for me! You deserve much more respect than you were given in that dinner demand.
Lisa and George Kilmartin
Hello!
Hi John, You have a big yes to a September bloggers cruise. Our anniversary is September 11 and we always try to cruise then.
On the subject of military rates please bring up the subject of the Future Cruise certificates. We bought these certificates on the Splendor. We usually book with the military rate and found out later we couldn’t use the certificate. Just doesn’t seem fair.
Hopefully you will have a sunny cruise this week.
Jo
Dear John:
So sorry to hear your cold still lingers. It is hard to get well quickly when you get no rest. Feel better soon.
I don’t write all the time, but, I do read your blog daily. Today I was quite put out by the letter from Ruth and Al. How rude!!!! I do hope you manage to get them a table for two as I am sure no one wants to be seated with such a nasty couple. If they do not like your humor (spelt correctly) why do they bother to read your blog??? I guess when you are looking for a favor you know who to go to.
Cheer up friend, you are doing a great job. Love to Heidi and the munchkin Kye too.
Marie
John,
Please reply
I finally booked the cruise for me and my 4 sisters. We are sailing on the Carnival Imagination out of Miami on February 1, 2010. We are going to Key West and Cozumel and was wondering what we should do while we are there. I’m also flying for the first time with my handicapped son, have always drove but thought we would do something different. I was wondering if the change in altitude would bother his ears and what can I do for that. I was told to have him chew gum, but he is not able, he swallows everything and gets chocked.
I’m taking only 2 suitcases, one with medical supplies and the other with clothes. I learned to pack by taking 2 tops for one pair of pants, wear pants twice with different top. I only take 3 pairs of shoes which are dress, tennis shoes, and sandals. I pack more clothes for my son than I do for myself, with all of his medical supplies, space is very limited. Enough about packing, just wanted to say that you have 2 very beautiful girls in your life, hope you can get home soon to see them. Maybe the weather will be better this cruise.
Hi John,
The Celebration used to give out ship pins. Here is one on Ebay if the gentleman is still looking for one.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Carnival-Cruise-Lines-Celebration-Pin-rare-plus-BONUS_W0QQitemZ260453865539QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3ca4429843&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Dave
John,
You are the best. Thanks for keeping your sense of humor and being a gentleman about it all. As I have said before, I work in customer service and I sure could have used your help this morning with one of my thick customers. Keep up the awesome job, you are a gem.
Bobbi
Hi John i’m a 11 year old who stayed back-t0-back on the last 2 cruises you were on in the carnival freedom. It was a very awesome ship I loved it. Now my aunt works for carnival in the office in miami and she told me that the carnival dream will have a waterslide around it? Is that true? It seems kind of cool but unbelievable! If your wondering i remember you talking about your blog on the ship. I got bored soooooo i decided to check it out and nice blog. Also the carnival freedom supper club wasnt very good. The steak was cold and the dessert wasnt good either but it was ok and service was amazing! I also give props to my dining room waiter Leonardo from the Phillipines. He was the best waiter ever! Please he deserves a promotion! Ask anyone else he deserves it!!!!!! Well thanks for listening. Please reply, awesome blog, bla bla bla, thanks.
I’m really shocked by the tone of your message Ruth and Al G…and I also know that you don’t care as you stated what others on this blog think. You were very rude and it may surprise you to know that it is not John’s job to get you the table you want in the dining room…he does these things as a goodwill ambassador for Carnival. The blog family can be very defensive when you attack our favorite CD and cruise line when it is uncalled for!
Sorry, had to get that out. I want to go look at James’ blog as every since being on the Carnival Splendor SA, I have had great interest in cruising to Iceland and Greenland and all those “lands” that have ice. Wow, that was quite the description of the cost of dinner and the weekend celebration there that I may need to save a few more years before going!
Very cool that The Today Show is filming and now I can’t wait to hear about tomorrow’s show that you will be moderating.
On the other subject, I always feel bad for the poor people in housekeeping that have to move all that luggage. I have tried and have cut it down but always have a couple things I didn’t wear–I will try harder next time.
Hi to Jaime too!
What I think about a BC in Sept? Again totally unfair for teachers that can’t take that time off. Anyway it doesn’t matter because even if it was at summer I can’t go…not yet… Oh well….
My cousins returned today from Their Carnival Victory cruise…. more converts. They had a great cruise. The pictures that I saw on facebook tell the story. I wrote a little bit about it. If you have time read it. I know it’s going to make you happy.
Gary is going to be CD on the Valor? UHHH I knew he was going to be a CD soon when I saw him on the Freedom. He is great!
This Ruth must be someone from another company of the seas. Is this a joke? No customer service?? Try having someone doing what John is doing on the other company…. please! Needs of the customer… try to find someone like John argh!
and John remember you are the Best CD in the world and a good man and you have 2 beautiful girls and…. and….. and….. SMILE!
Love
Nanni
Didn’t you already tell Ruth that it wouldn’t be a problem and to remind you a week before her cruise? Totally impatient! You handled it well but I don’t think I would’ve told her anything different. Why should she get special treatment over others? I would’ve simply reiterated that she needs to contact me a week before. You do too much for whiney arse people! I say make the bitty wait. JMHO
Ruth and Al G
Please cancel your cruise with Carnival and go to RCCL. I would just hate to have you not get your table for two and end up spoiling dinner for others at your table. Thank You.
BIG ED
Hey John!
I showed my wife all of the Ruth posts and said to her “Now you know why we are doing what we are doing for the Officers.” Great googley moogley!
She reminds me of the story of a father and son walking through the park. The father notices two dogs getting it on and was silently hoping that his son wouldn’t notice. Of course his son spotted it immediately and ask his father “What are those two dogs doing?”. The father thought fast and said, “Son, the dog on the top hurt its front paws so the dog on the bottom is helping it home”. The son stared for a minute or two and said “Boy that’s life for you. You try to help someone and you get screwed”.
You have the patience of a saint John!
Cheers
John O
John, I fear for guest services and the CD on whatever cruise Ruth and Al G are on. On the other hand, those guest comment cards from them could probably make for some great blogs.
Its not just the hilarity of the 1,800 in the theatre that should be cheering you up. But for the millions of readers also laughing.
John,
Thank you for your help. I appreciate all you do for so many of us. I also appreciate the clarification on the Freedom cabin.
I just wanted to add that last year our cruise on the Carnival Legend was plagued with rain in every port. I still went on my one shore excursion (hey it was a sub we were already under water!) and my Mom and I enjoyed relaxing on the ship all of the other days. I’d never let rain ruin my cruise, as the ship is the most important destination for me!
Please please please have the bloggers cruise 2010 in the fall! I can do September (or October
)
Keep your chin up, and you’ll be back to your two girls soon.
Thanks again,
Julie Anne
Hey Linda (mom of DJ) We are from Colorado and are diligently working on on Platinum status. Tough since we are from landlocked state. Flights to all ports are expensive. Nothing is within driving distance. We have a Splendor cruise planned for our 28th anniversary on October 11th. It was to be our 10th cruise but due to hubby’s job possibly being on strike we were not able to take a trip before October. Maybe we should plan on the Dream in the Spring!!
Hello John,
Please do get Ruth & her poor hubby a table for 2 – right in the middle of Camp Carnival! Maybe the wonderful people there can teach her some manners – she is so sadly lacking in them!
John, we sailed on the lovely lady Celebration 5 times, our first being in 1997 for our 20th anniversary! We didn’t get pins for that one, but we most certainly did for the other 4 and we enjoyed past guest parties on each & every one! Sorry John, you kinda blew this one!
Hope you are recovering from your cold and also that this cruise goes much better for you. You can’t control the weather and anyone who thinks you can is just an idiot!
Love to Kye & Heidi – hope to see more pictures of them soon!
P.S. Your diet is working wonders!
A bloggers’ cruise in September 2010? A good choice! With the great success of Carnival Pride’s sailings out of Baltimore the best choice of ship and port should be obvious.
Dear John, thank you for taking the time to look into my question regarding military discounts on suites
We were in Nassau in May and it rained during our day in port, so I can tell you how upset we were that we missed out on Sandals that day. Luckily we were up that morning when they slipped the notice under our door, so I was able to reschedule us on a tour of the aquarium at Atlantis which we enjoyed very much. It just means that we’ll have to go back again someday 
John,
Hi, hope you get rid of your cold soon!
Just wanted to let you know I’m still reading you everyday.
Hi John,
I am so glad that you are able to keep your sense of humor and are so polite when some posters do not mind their manners. I certainly hope Ruth gets her table for two, as I could not imagine they would be much fun to sit with.
Clair
Please reply
we are on the Dec.3,2009 Dream and would like a table for 2 not 4 or 6, very important to my husban and me, can you take care of this for us? thank you so much
ann-marie
Wow,
Funnier than Jay Leno! Why was Tiger’s head in the toilet? (Maybe he had just had dinner with Ruth). Love you John! Hi to the beautiful Heidi and Kye
Julie
John – Please reply if possible.
We recently booked the January 23rd sailing of the Carnival Dream since you stated in an earlier blog that you would be the CD during Todd’s vacation. Then recently you mentioned that you would be on the ship for that sailing but not as the CD. Am I correct on this? If so….bummer…. I’m just not having any luck “chasing” you down in order to sail on a ship where you are the CD. This will be the 3rd time we’ve booked a cruise and your plans end up changing or we end up missing you by one week (LOL!) If you are on the ship January 23rd but not as CD, is there any chance you will be hosting any of the shows (bedtime story??? hint…hint…) As many of the posters have stated above, Ruth and Al G. need to go lurk on the “wearesnotty…oftheseas” ship where they belong. I understand your making “accommodations” for them at a table for 2 so they won’t make other passengers miserable during dinner, but honestly John – this just encourages people like Ruth to whine, be rude and end up getting their way. You do not deserve to be treated like that!
Hi John,
my wife and me will be on the transatlantic cruise oct,27 on the Dream. We are from Québec and i want to know if they are some french speaking person in the staff.
also, can you help me if a want to renew my marriage. (does the captain speak french) my wife only speak french.
Thanks in advance
Denis
This is for the comment section so John you do not need to reply.
To Ruth and Al, have you ever heard the old saying what goes around comes around, well the way you have been treating John must be the way you like to be treated. To demand a table for two by a window and want if confirmed so far in advance of your cruise, who do you think you are, the King and Queen of Neverland. Remember you will be treated the way you treat others. Honestly I hope they give you two a table for two near a bunch of rowdy kids or near the galley doors, just any place other then by a window.
John Please Reply
Have you heard anything from Chef Kevin McVeigh yet about the possible bloggers dinner at the Piccolo Restaurant in Bellmore, New York. It would be nice for the bloggers to show our support now that it’s reopen after that major fire it had during our last bloggers cruise on the Carnival Fantasy.
BIG ED
Hi John,
Please reply,
When I was on the Carnival Pride last October, I had dinner in the Supper Club, the only part I did not like about it was having that large naked guy in front of you while you are having dinner. I know that is a famous statue, but really in a restaurant. That is the only complaint that I had, the food now that was a different story. The waitress that I had treated me like a Queen, she was always coming back to see if I was happy with my meal or if there was anything she could get me. The steak that I had is the best I have ever had and the Lobster tail, I didn’t think they grew that big, it seemed like it took up the whole plate, that is how big it was and the taste was unbelievable. When I go on the Splendor next January ( I will only be canceling if you decide to do a cruise on the West Coast next year), I am definitely going to the Steakhouse at least one night for dinner. It is so well worth the extra $30.00 just for the service that you receive.
John,
Just wanted to express my condolences to Al G. Life is too short to be saddled with a sourpuss like Ruth. You, dear Al, must be a saint.
And John, we all know you’re a saint, & the best darn cruise director on the high seas!
Joyce
Good morning John,
First I want to echo what Linda, Carolyn and others have been saying to Ruth & Al G. Shame on you for attacking John, when he goes above & beyond what a Cruise Director on any other cruise line does. And I hope you are NEVER on a cruise that I am on. EVER.
It makes me so angry to read comments from people like them, and the S.Nobs, and all those who have nothing but complaints to get something for free. They are truly miserable, unhappy people who do not deserve the kindness that you and the rest of the crew do as part of their normal routine.
Sorry for the venting – but John, you, and all of Carnival’s wonderful staff, are just the best. And I cannot wait to see you on BC3.
September ’10 would be a good time for another cruise – just depends on where & how much flying I would have to do – unless we leave out of NY again – hint, hint, hint. How about the Miracle or the Glory????? Or where will the Magic be???
Tune in tomorrow for answers to these questions & many more – As The Fun Ship Turns. (I know – pretty lame, but I couldn’t help it).
take care, John,
Hugs,
Carol
PLEASE REPLY:
Been reading the blog off and on for about a year, very funny!! Kye is very pretty!!!
4 different, but I think simple questions:
1) Why are there no Alaskain Cruises scheduled for 2011?
2) Is it possible to get a certain nationality waiter/room steward? We are sailing on the Fantasy Sept. 24 (3rd one on my favorite ship), and the Triumph in April of 2010, (yes we live near NOLA). My DD has been in a Spainish Immersion program for 3 years and I would like for her to use the language as much as possible. When we were on the Conquest in March of 2008 our room steward was from Mexico and our waitress, Rosanna, was from Peru. My DD charmed them both and they only spoke spanish to her. Rosanna was the best, which leads me to my third.
3) It is possible to follow your favorite server? My whole family loved Rosanna and have not had the same service from any Carnival Server since. It has not been bad, but it has not been the same. We filled out our comment cards praising her. I would love to know if she is still with Carnival and what ship she is on.
4) Camp Carnival – Love it, DD loves it, but can’t they change it up a little. The 3 cruises she has been on (two different ships), have the same schedule, in different years.
Thank you for your informative answers!!
Sharon
John, please reply.
A few weeks ago you told me to let you know when we are cruising so that you can send something special to my son who will turn 10 on August 8, 2009 (his 5th cruise). We sail on the northbound Spirit on August 5, 2009. Our room number is #4239. Thank you so very much for taking the time to do this for him.
I look forward to the announcement for the pins and the Spring blogger’s cruise. My vote is for for the Eastern Carribean cruise out of Galveston or New Orleans.
By the way, it always amazes me how you can remain completely calm (at least in writing), when some inconsiderate boar thinks that you owe or carnival owe them something special as if they were the Queen of England. Your humour (spelt correctly) is as sharpe as a knight’s sword. I love it and keep it up.
I for one appreciate all you do on behalf of Carnival, and it’s just one more reason why all 7 of my cruises have been on Carnival and why my next two cruises will be booked within the next month on Carnival…… (Why try the rest, when you already have the best????)
Hello John,
I have so enjoyed your blog. I love the inside look of working on a cruise ship. I have always thought that when I get my daughter raised and she is a responsible working citizen then I would get a job on a cruise boat and sail around the world. Of course I will be an old coot by then and I don’t see to many old people on the boats. Don’t you need greeters like Wal-Mart?? Anyhow we just returned from a 7 day cruise aboard the Conquest this was our second time on her the first time we left from New Orleans and returned the week before Katrina. I have always wondered about all those faces we saw when we departed, how in a week’s time their lives were forever changed. Anyhow we had a great cruise and the ship looked wonderful it has been very well maintained. In between these two cruises we have cruised with another cruise line. I think it’s a little more us but Carnival does some really great things. And since I hate flying to a port we will return to Carnival in the future. We took our friends with us that had never cruised and never really wanted to and I think they left really liking the cruising experience. I know their 15 year old daughter loved it as she stayed out until 2:00/4:00 am most mornings. My 15 year old daughter was not allowed such privileges as I don’t think she is old enough to be out that late. Shouldn’t there be a curfew? Our small town has a curfew which is the size of this cruise boat. I realize it’s not your job or Carnivals to make sure that parents are making good decisions about the welfare of their children but sometimes a little help is needed. I have a few more suggestions but please don’t take them negatively we really enjoyed our cruise but I figure if no one ever says anything then you can’t strive to stay perfect. How about some lounge chairs in the shade. Do you know there isn’t a lounge chair anywhere in the shade on the Lido deck? I think you can take out some of these tables and add some loungers. It’s not really easy taking a nap in a straight chair and all the laughs you get from your head bobbing up and down keep you awake! My next complaint is the bacon Nazi’s of my they were bad you got two pieces of bacon and you were expected to move on…please I am on vacation I never get bacon this is my time to founder in bacon grease. And this is a total food preference and being from Texas it takes a lot to impress us when it comes to steak. But I was really disappointed in the Steakhouse the steak was not really flavorful but the Béarnaise sauce was wonderful. Not a bad dinner I just didn’t feel like I got my monies worth. Now it could have been the night and it could just be a difference in taste. But I was a little disappointed. So enough about complaints just wanted to give my couple of suggestions and let you know I really enjoy the blog. Maybe one day I can cruise with you! One more thing I am amazed at what people ask for and complain about I just love reading those complaints……. Best wishes to Kye and Heidi. Kye is a beautiful baby and you need to bring her on the boat. You will be surprised how well she travels and really how easy it is it just seems overwhelming.
Sincerely,
Kim
I love redin the blog
John, kudos to your reply to the Ruth and Al G table for two “demand”; you are a true professional!
John,
This is the third time I have tried to post this and I am not quite sure what I am doing wrong but I will not feel reight until I know that you have seen this.
My son and I traveled on the Inspiration on 6/29/09 and you and Skip made our vacation wonderful. It was a time of bonding for father and son as he will be leaving the roost for college soon. We have cruised 7 times prior and my son proclaimed this the best cruise ever!
From the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!
Put in a good word for Skip and for our headwaiter VanBuren.
I am glad that Malcom cruised with you and not Skip. He is somewhat vertically challenged you know!
Kenny
These are the details from Ruth’s original request
(note that she did use the word “please”):
I am on the Carnival Glory and want a table for two as last time our table companions were hideous.
My details are:
Ruth and Al G.
October 24th sailing
Suite # – 7288
Want table for two by window – late sitting
Reply please when confirmed
Maybe the upgrade fairy could put a nice group of youngsters in a cabin nearby Suite # 7288… or directly above or below would work well too (hint, hint!)
On my first Carnival cruise on the Festivale many years ago (it was Spring Break, after all) there was a nice food fight at a table near mine on the last night in the dining room which involved some leftover complimentary Carnival birthday cake and some students who didn’t know how to behave without their moms and dads there. Maybe someone could do that near Ruth and Al G’s special table for two by the window.
But I think Carnival has upgraded substantially in the 20+ years since then and has too much class and dignity to be just as rude to Mr and Mrs Suite # 7288 as they have been to you so far, and they’re not even onboard yet!!!!!
I really think you should seat them near the Lord and Lady Snob McMoaners from the July 7th blog.
lilof98
Dear John,
It seems that everyone wants to bash poor Ruth. Really people give her a break, as she can’t help herself. She was raised on vinegar and prunes! So don’t expect her to be a nice person. She is one of those passengers that feels that the only way to get what she wants is to scream as loud as she can until she gets her way. Ignoring a screaming brat is the best way to let her know that it doesn’t work and that asking politely and showing that you were raised by someone from the human race and not a pack of wolves works a whole lot better. Ruth I hope you get your table for two, and I hope it is in a life raft floating some where in the ocean so that nobody has to listen to what a rude person you are.
James & Nancy
The Cruzin2some
Dear John,
When did this blog become a customer service department? I thought this was a personal blog with a touch of PR for Carnival. If people want Carnival to do something specific then contact Carnival the corporation.
Sorry, just a bit testy this am. I enjoy your blog very much. I just don’t understand how some people are so mean.
KathyG
John,
I am praising you for your tact in dealing with Ruth G. I would have told her where to go a LONG time ago. Ruth G does not belong on Carnival Ships…perhaps, Crystal would be more her taste.
I have to correct you on the no past guest parties onboard the Celebration. I attended a past guest party on the beautiful ship in December 2006. I have a beautiful Celebration pin that was given to me by the cabin steward. I am not advertising Ebay, but I do know I have seen pins for sale there, Celebration included.
Julie
Hi there “Slave Boy”!
I, for one, really enjoy your sense of humour (also spelled Canuck-correctly) and faithfully read your blog daily.
I’m sure that we could enjoy a great time at a dinner table (sans Mrs. Ruth Grumpy and her poor “sod of a friend, Shut-up-Al”)
It should be easy to find them a table for 2….but it probably should be on a different ship!
Happy sailing…. (on the Eurodam on Aug. 11th out of Copenhagen to New York) Don’t tell Ruth!
Garth
John,
Please reply
I know you are doing the Bloggers cruise on the Carnival Dream this year, but the September 2010 date caught my eye. Randall and I are booked on two glorious weeks 9-18-10 and 9-25-10 on the Carnival Dream. Any chance you would do the Carnival Dream for the Bloggers cruise again? Or does it have to be a different ship? I would love to sail with you. It would make Randall’s 50th birthday and my obtaining platinum status that much more sweet!
Julie and Randall.
Thank you so much for a wonderful cruise! We were on the Freedom last week (July 18-26). I do have to say that the weather did not affect our excursions at all except for Nassau. We had good weather in San Juan for the biobay kayak tour, good weather for St Thomas (it didn’t rain until we returned to the ship), perfect weather for our Antigua catamaran eco tour, even better for our ferry over to the Baths/Virgin Gorda and my husband’s diving excursion. Our son was disappointed about our Atlantis adventure but I’m thankful that Carnival refunded our money. Our most memorable moments are of your Welcome Aboard show and Bedtime Story show – we had to purchase the DVDs – I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard in my life. All of makeup was gone by the end of these shows because I was laughing so hard that I cried. After having the pleasure of meeting you in person and experiencing your shows (including the morning show), I’m able to enjoy and appreciate your blogs even more. I am amazed at the amount of work that you do. I’m sure it is because it is not really work to you. It truly shows how much pleasure you take in your job and how much you truly care about each and every one of Carnival’s guests. You are one in a million. Thank you so much for a wonderful cruise experience. It is sad to think that we will be able to join you on a future cruise after hearing that you will be retiring soon. I hope you will continue the bloggers cruises and maybe will get to meet up with you again then.
Also, thank you for sharing the photo of your beautiful daughter, Kye. I’m glad that you’ll be home soon with both she and Heidi.
Dear John,
Frankly, I believe that you will be doing Ruth and Al G’s cruisemates a huge service by placing said unpleasant couple at their own table in the dining room!
How rude to write such an obnoxously demanding letter.
Just can’t believe the nerve it would take to write in such a way to someone of whom you are asking a big favor!
Love your blog,
M
Hi Jeff! My husband & I were on the Freedom cruise that debarked July 4, 2009. It was the best cruise ever thanks to you and “Mary”. We had understood that the 2 dvd’s we purchased would have “Mary” riding you but unfortunately they don’t. Please advise how we can purchase that dvd so that we can show the hilarious production to our friends. Also, I LOVE LOVE my Cruise Wear & Co. outfit that I purchased onboard. This morning I spilt Clorox all over it. Please, please, please tell me how to purchase another, one, two, three, four, five outfits. Thanks again for making our tenth anniversary cruise the best ever!
Did this woman get a reply? I had the same exact question today (3/17/10) and googled the company that makes the cruise wear and this is all that came up – John’s Blog! Note to JOHN: I bought my shirt on the Bloggers Dream 12/3/09. You called me Mrs. Canolli !
If you know where we can get replacements for Cruise Wear & Co – please advise! Thank you – Cathy Hampton
Hi John:
I just felt I had to put my two cents in re: Ruth & Al (gae) – Don’t they know what a blog is??? Don’t they know that they can call/write Carnival themselves and not have to come near your (our) blog.
What I was going to originally ask about was – in the census there is listed ‘Milestones – 6.’ What exactly is that???
I am reflecting on our upcoming cruise. I do NOT wish a FREE cruise, drinks, spa services, tours etc., etc. I DO want everyone that is sailing to have a wonderful, enjoyable, healthy and safe journey filled only with good memories and of having made new long-lasting friendships.
Christine
Welcome to the “WE LOVE JOHN BUNCH”. I’m glad you only messed up your makeup crying. Some of us now wear Depends to John’s shows so we don’t mess up other things.
BIG ED
Wondering how I can find out if Guissepe Bonacorsi is still with Carnival and possibly what ship he is the master of at this time? I am planning to sail in December, and would love to sail with him again… it’s been years since I’ve seen my old friend.
Would appreciate any info available, if possible.
Thanks,
Kristine
Hi there, I’m sorry you were feeling blue this week.It happens to the best of us, and I always remind myself that somewhere someplace someone is having a really crappy day. Or I could be Ruth. That could be your new mantra.’Thank (insert deity im not Ruth) I think her name could become a verb.Like ” Wow she really pulled a Ruth” .
It is a shame though that your patience will not be appreciated by her. But you really show the length you will go in the name of your job. I just don’t think it will matter if she gets a prime table of her choice. She has already decided to be unhappy. And no matter what happens, I’m a sure she will complain. Good thing you have her booking number, and can warn those poor workers ahead of time. If there is a “list” I think she might make it. Cheers to you. Oh by the way I have not even been on a cruise yet.
Hi Jon–
My family & I just returned from cruising with you on the Freedom. We had a fantastic time & you were funny as hell!
I have a quick question for you…is there any way we could send something to our cabin stewards? They were absolutely superb! I am a seasoned cruiser & have to say they were the best I have ever had. They absolutely doted on my 6 year old & my 10 month old. We were on the Rivera Deck, Cabin 1224.
Deanna
John,
Oh great! Now all that rain that ruined the previous cruise is coming up to Jersey. According to the 10-day forecast, isolated thunderstorms fill up the screen completely… Anyway, the bedtime story this time looked hilarious! I really need to see this for myself on my next cruise!
Just an FYI to all, I’m not the Al G. as in “Ruth and Al G.”! When Stephanie and John see our comments they know that due to different email addresses. Those two need to realize that this is a personal blog and not the Pursers…… sorry… Guest Services Desk! Seriously, get a grip you two!
Now that I got that out, Kye is looking more adorable each day! I’m glad to see that those two are doing well, and it’s only a matter of time until you see them again. Hope this cruise is much better! Happy sailing and may those pools stay CLEAN this time!!!
Cheers,
Alex G.
Kadeycat:
Congrats on being sooo close to the number 10!!
Hope everything with your hubby’s job works out for you and your family…..
and when you hit that magic mark….come over to Cruise Critic and we will add you to the list!!
Linda (Mom of DJ)
To Ruth,
Go away ………….we don’t want or need people like you on Carnival.
I feel very sorry for the waiters assigned to serve you…………YOU seem like the type of people that will DEMAND everything and then stiff the waiters when it comes to their well-deserved gratuities.
People like you should stay home and live your miserable lives by yourselves and not make others miserable.
Sorry John……………she has peeved me off BIG TIME !!
John (Please reply),
I love your blog! It’s an amazing behind the scenes look at your job, and you are so funny!
Quick question: We will be sailing on the Fantasy on 9/24 with my family (7 of us total) and I will celebrate my 29th birthday (9/25) on one of our sea days. Any suggestions on something good to do for a group that includes a preschooler?
Have a great day!
Amy
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Ruth, it was an unpardonable faux pas to post such a rude letter on this blog. Frankly,I find you to be ill bred, ill mannered and inappropriate. I certainly hope you get your confirmed reservation for a table or two. In Camp Carnival with a thousand screaming children!
John, keep up the great work and you have the patience of a saint.
John (please respond),
I’ve seen a few people mention it previously, and as a First-Time Cruiser (Conquest, 1/3/10) I’ll go ahead and ask…
What is the “infamous upgrade phone call”? *grin*
Dear John, (please reply)
My family and I recently sailed with you on the Carnival Freedom. It was an amazing vacation, and we won’t soon forget how great and funny of a cruise director you are. Since we have returned home we have been dreaming about our next Carnival cruise maybe next summer. By that time I will be 18 and have just graduated high school. Therefore, I will be too old to enjoy Club 02, which has been a great experience my last two Carnival cruises. I went back and looked at the capers for events for those that just graduated high school and are in college (18-20 year olds). I found that there was one event the whole week. This event was the third day and at 11 a.m. First of all, those in college don’t ever get up that early especially on vacation. Second of all, it took place after a good portion of the cruise was complete. And finally, it was only about 30 minutes. I repeat 30 MINUTES. I looked at your count of those on the current cruise, (departing on 7/26) and there were 197 between the ages of 18-20. That is more than each group at Camp Carnival and slightly less than those of Circle C and Club 02. With that said there is just not much on the Carnival ships for those folks in college. We might be old enough to go into the adult disco bar, but college kids don’t want to hang out at a place with adults that are the age of their parents. Does Carnival have any plans to try to appeal to this age group a little more than what they currently do? Surely, Carnival can do better than what they are currently doing to appeal to this age group.
Sincerely,
Jarrett M.
John,
Just dropping a note, as you asked in the Capers, to say we made it back home just fine. Also, please don’t feel bad about the weather on the cruise, we did not have any problems with the weather for most of the trip. While we were in San Juan we did the Bioluminsecent Bay tour and did not get any rain on that excursion. In St. Thomas we missed the shower after visiting Paradise Point, in Antigua we had absolutely beautiful weather for our eco-tour, Tortola started cloudy but by the time we reached our destinations (Rhone dive-site for me, the Baths for my wife and son) the skies were clear. Even our divemasters were commenting on how nice the weather was. The only problem came in Nassau, we were one of the 1100 rained-out (summertime in the Carribean) of Atlantis. However, we have decided to look on this as an excuse to take another cruise and go back to Atlantis!
The entire crew on this cruise were fabulous! I even gave you an “Exceeded Expectations” on the comment card, you definitely earned it. I went aboard with high expectations and you blew them right out of the water. We bought the Welcome Aboard and Bedtime Story DVD’s because we knew that everyone would have to see it to believe it!
I have to give Kudos to the embarkation staff at Port Evergaldes, despite having no computers evry staff member we met was cheerful and helpful! I was impressed how well things went especially without the computers being online. I meant to put that in my comment card but ran out of space. If you could pass that along I would appreciate it.
Thanks, for making our vacation that much more enjoyable. Hopefully we will be able to cruise with you again in the future.
The Netcher Family.
Hello John (please reply)
We are sailing on the Freedom on August 29 and wondered if you can help us. Jack and I are celebrating our 51st Anniversary with our daughter and son-in-law . Would you kindly put in a good word for us to please have a table for 4 and if at all possible a window table for our special cruise? We have sailed on many Carnival cruises before but have never had a window table. We reserved two times for the fabulous Steakhouse that week as well through your Blog site.
Thank you for all you do. Compliments again on your beautiful family.
Your 4 sailing friends,
Jack & Geri (near platinum) and
daughter Sharon & JM (their 2nd cruise)
19K2N3
8G Cabin 6456
(who is our CD at that time please)
John, I sailed on 2 cruises where you were the CD. I think you are the best by far. I’m booked on the 12/09/2009 sailing of the Dream. Will you be the CD?
can u answer my question if u will be the CD on Dec. 12th on the Dream?
Hi John
I enjoy reading your blog; it’s great to keep up with what’s happening in Carnival’s world! Thanks for all the effort you put into it for everyone!
We are from Australia and we met you in May 2007 on a Freedom Mediterranean cruise. We loved the Freedom and Carnival and would be keen to do another Europe itinerary on Carnival in the next 2 years.
Are there any plans to put a Carnival ship in Europe for the Summer season on a regular basis?
Any hints on if the Magic will do regular seasons in Europe from 2011?
Thanks John…would appreciate any info you can find out!!
Cheers
Amanda
John, I want to thank you and all of the staff on board the Freedom for the best family vacation that we have ever had! Thank you for the bloggers gift that you had sent to our room, that was very kind of you to send something. The bedtime stories were outstanding. We missed the one where you were rode like a bull. The kids were utterly worn out and collapsed early that night from all of the fun! We purchased the video and can not stop laughing at what happened during that show. Have a Yabba Dabba Do time with Heidi when you get home in a few weeks!
Thanks again for a great week! Greg & Anita Law “Freedom July 26″