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1. Test Reply says:

   August 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm

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2. karina says:

   August 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm

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3. Princess Susan says:

   August 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm

   John,
   Weren’t you just talking about private school for Kye??? LOL…my daughter is about to leave for college. Her major….youth ministry. She wants to be a youth minister for a church that can’t afford to pay for one. She also wants to major in digital graphic arts to make a living while still being a youth minister. She would really like to get a hold on the youth from the last cruise!
   So we (really it’s just me) are paying over $30,500 a year for her to get a job that pays nothing…so where did I go wrong??? LOL She could teach you Spanish for a price…lol

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4. Cameron says:

   August 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm

   JOHN PLEASE REPLY- I remeber a while back ago you told us in the blog that Carnival was working on some “Projects” and you said you would tell us in the comming weeks what they were. Well I was hoping, if you know what they are if you could tell us. Thanks.

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5. Susan in Pgh says:

   August 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm

   John,
   You are an absolute scream… You’d be a blast to have dinner with. I love you’re blog, it gives us a peek at the total absurdity of vacationers…
   Keep it coming…

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6. AdamthepianomanofBigEd'sEvilKrewe says:

   August 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm

   Hello John, feel free to post and reply if you wish but it isn’t necessary–

   It’s very rare that I actually slap a comment on here, but I think it’s about time I did as it’s been quite some time.

   First and foremost, as many before me have said, Kye is beautiful! You’re very lucky to have your two ladies in your life, but they are also very very lucky to have you.

   Seeing some of these comments that you are left on your thingy here disturb me quite a bit. I don’t know if I am just crazy and thinking about things the wrong way, but I think that sending someone a message that simply says “hey I hear you give out free stuff here’s my cabin number” is extremely rude. It is unfortunate that there are people in the world who actually believe that they should receive something for free just because they’ve put up a comment on your blog.

   Something else that irritates me like a boil is that someone would actually post your email address on CruiseCritic. That in itself is pretty bad. What’s worse, though, is that there are people who actually take that email address and use it! Like you’re their own personal assistant! People should realize that you are a Cruise Director…you have a job that in no way, shape, or form involves this blog, and certainly doesn’t entail you going out of your way to help people like you do…it’s just out of the goodness of your heart.

   Anyway, now that I’ve had my little bout of negativity there….

   I just want to thank you for all that you do. I have been reading this blog from the very beginning, and even though I never comment on it, and I really don’t get to be a very active member of Big Ed’s Evil Krewe (a family in itself that would never have been formed without you and this blog,) it is absolutely one of the highlights of my day to be able to come on here and escape the real world for a few minutes a day and read this blog. You are an outstanding person, and the very best Cruise Director in the industry…the personalization of things that you bring by this blog and by your presence onboard is one thing that makes Carnival stand out. Although it may not show by the vast number of people that will just walk up to you and give you a bollocking, in most of my previous experiences the Cruise Director has always seemed like a person that was there to entertain people as a group but never seemed to have time to talk to someone one-on-one. This all changed with you.

   Thank you John, for all you do, and my very best to you and your beautiful family!

   –Adam

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7. Carolyn and Don says:

   August 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm

   John on our Panama cruise, we were with a group from Miami. All of the group spoke English except one couple. So the guide spoke Spanish the whole trip. Occasionally he would remember that we did not speak Spanish and would repeat what he said, and that was only occasionally. . I was very disappointed and asked to change tour buses if he would find one that was speaking English. But was denied the opportunity to change so we would be able to understand where we were, the history, etc.
   Since the couple was in the minority, some of the group could have translated what he was saying. no one bothered to tell us.
   Just wanted you to know our problem
   Countess Carolyn

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8. Chivita says:

   August 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm

   John,

   “I spoke about family and tradition…. and even got a small laugh when I asked everyone to “puto upo youro glasseso foro theo beautifulo quesadillas.” ………. Now that’s perfect Spanish.”

   Just an FYI- the word puto in Spanish is a very derogitory term.

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9. Linda Hernacki says:

   August 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm

   John is Giovanni in Italian and Juan in Spanish. Living in Florida I feel that if you want to live in the US you need to learn English, NOT that WE need to learn Spanish. I get quite agitated with people who get upset with me because I don’t speak Spanish! Heck! I am Italian and can’t even speak that language! I am an American and speak English! If you want to live in America you need to speak the language too! John, I am surprised you didn’t come back at that LADY at the Captains table with – It’s a SHIP, NOT a boat, AND the Ship is steered not driven! HA! HA! Actually maybe she would have been happy with the following answer: NO ONE IS DRIVING THE BOAT, but the staff IS STEERING THE SHIP on Automatic Pilot! That would have really caused a stir at that table, maybe then more people would have started speaking. I know you, you are the LIFE of the party, and must have been quite BORED at that table! You are one in a million John! Don’t ever change! Heidi is lucky to have you! I will bet you keep her constantly entertained! I hope Kye develops your personality and sense of humour! (Spelled correctly)

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10. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

    August 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    John:

    Your blog hit my “hot button”. If these passengers are listed as being from the good ole USA…then ENGLISH is the language they should be speaking!

    This country is suppose to be a melting pot. This means someone should blend seamlessly into our society while honoring their ancestry…NOT cram their ancestry down our throats with all their demands that we change our language for them.

    If I were moving to a foreign country to live the rest of my life…I would learn the language of that country. Heck, I tried to learn as much functional Italian 20 years ago as I could, when I went there on my honeymoon. And I was only going to be there 2 weeks.

    As the Mom of 2 very gifted young men (both in their own individual way), I read the letter from the 15 year old’s Mom with a sad heart. I can not imagine raising a child that can not socialize with kids their own age.

    It reminded me of several adults I know that are brilliant….but socially inept. They have missed out on so much of what makes life special.

    When are parents going to learn that being well rounded is the goal. Not a score on a piece of paper.

    I am thrilled that we have not had to pay for our oldest’s college education. He heads to Eastman Chemical this weekend for a one year co-op as a Chemical Engineer….before heading back to college to complete his Senior year. But I am more proud that he is a fine young man of character. He makes friends easily and once he is your friend…he is loyal.

    Even when he was a young teen, he is the young man that our tablemates would ask to escort their daughters back to the cabin after a Camp Carnival activity.

    Yes, he always wins that “ship on a stick” at the first trivia challenge when we board a ship. But he will also be the first one to put a smile on someone’s face by doing something goofy.

    He spent the summer working with Dr. Visco at his university on a research grant trying to find a medication for Alzheimers.

    But he is also the 21 year old “kid” that will sit with his little brother and play 9,000 games of UNO…because that is what makes DJ happy.

    Is he perfect??? heck no!!!!

    And I am thrilled that he isn’t!!

    And DJ has the mind like a steel trap and a sharp wit to match. DJ is the one that will make you spew soda out of your nose laughing….if you are not careful. He won’t ever go to MIT. But if there was a way we could ever “get to” all the stuff that kid knows….we would be amazed.

    Each and every day brings you closer to home and back to the very special ladies in your life!!

    I know they miss you as much as you miss them.

    Linda (Mom of your friend ~ waiting to play another game of UNO ~ DJ)

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11. The Cruzin2some says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Dear Johno,
    I am sorry but I am tired of everybody wanting people to change the way they normally do things, such as make announcements in english, and do them in a entirely different language just because they want it that way.

    Here in California we spend millions of dollars on bi-lingual voter pamplets and everyone wonders why the golden state has no gold.

    I don’t go into a store in mexico and demand that all of the merchandise be written in english, but here in the US it has become common place for spanish speaking people to demand that every thing be in both languages.

    Please don’t let Carnival fall into this trap. If they want to pay for a translator to come along on the cruise it should be up to them not Carnival.

    Sitting at the captain’s table is not what most people who request this are really after. It is to be able to brag to every one back home that they are so important that the captain asked them to sit at his table. Its like the little girls Mom. My daughter is smarter than your daughter. Give me a break and the little girl too!

    John don’t change your name! Be proud that you are a Brit who does not speak a lick of spanish except to order more Cubano Cigaros.

    The Cruzin2some
    James & Nancy

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12. Bonnie Boatner says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Hi John, I have tried to post this several times but I keep coming up with error message,so Im trying again.If you have been getting them please forgive my multiple post.We are taking my 7 year old grandson on his first cruise,Aug 17 on the Facsination.Want to test the waters so to speak to see if he would be up to a longer one.He is so excited to be going on Gigi’s Big Boat!!!!
    Is there anyway you could do that would help make this even more memorable than 24 hour ice cream and pizza? He’s so cute, he thinks it is free!
    We are in ****,name of *****. He is Gaylen.Thanks in advance and we look forward to meeting you on the Dec 9 Dream Bloggers.Cheers

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13. hug71 says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    John Please reply,

    A couple of things before my petty little question. Like many others, I would like to commend you for being so nice to Ruth and her request for a table for 2 by the window. I would also like to commend you for being nice to the woman who wrote the book and wanted to “help” you lose weight. As a person with quite a bit of extra weight on her, I probably would have thrown her off the ship.

    Now on to my petty little question. I am sailing on the Dream on December 3rd (and quite looking foward to it). Normally, when the ship comes in, it goes through debarkation, embarkation, and the cleaning of the ship while this is happening which means that we cannot go to our cabins until 1:30 pm or so. When the Dream comes into Port Canaveral, there will be no debarkation as there will be no passengers. What time will we be allowed to go to our cabins? Will we still have to wait until 1:30?

    Jen

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14. Lruss71 says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Oh Juan (Please reply), What a week you have had and it is only Tuesday! I just want to comment on all the people emailing you and asking for gifts. I just don’t understand why some people think it is ok to just ask for a gift. According to the dictionary, a Gift:
    1. something given voluntarily without payment in return, as to show favor toward someone, honor an occasion, or make a gesture of assistance; present.
    2. the act of giving.
    3. something bestowed or acquired without any particular effort by the recipient or without its being earned: .
    4. a special ability or capacity; natural endowment; talent: the gift of saying the right thing at the right time.
    You should just add a 5th it could be, something obtained from John Herald just because you asked.
    I can understand a frequent cruiser asking perhaps a favour for a dining request, ie, but to just out and out ask for something for nothing, it just galls me. I have never met you but from reading you blog I can tell you must be a nice man.
    That said could you please surprise me on my cruise next year on my cruise of Dream, booking #
    Madeup, with a gold ship on stick, past guest pin, table for 20 by window and by the way make sure I get a French waiter because I can speak French with the best of them……Just kidding.. don’t need a thing. Next year when I cruise the Dream, just being there will be enough.

    Laurie

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15. Dorothy says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    John
    Please reply when able

    I came across a problem after I had booked my cruise with my sisters. We had everything taken care of until our 86 year old dad decided that he wanted to go on the cruise with all 5 daughters plus one grandson (my disable son). We knew that he could not stay in a room by himself, and putting the 2 guys together would not work either since my son has to have 24 hour care, he can’t talk, walk, sit up by himself, he needs me at all times. We thought about putting dad in our modified stateroom, but to come find out, it was not able to hold all of us, we could have an inside stateroom which I’m not able to handle, got to have my window. We went from a modified oceanview to a non modified suite, which is ok as long as it works out for my son. My problem is why is there more modified inside or oceanview and only one or two balconies or suites. I can see the older ships having this problem, but you would think that the newer ship would not have this problem. I came across it on the Carnival Splendor. We were booked as 3 in the modified suite last year on the Splendor, few days before cruise, was called by travel agent saying that carnival wanted to move us to a regular balcony because the suite was reclassified to hold 2 people not 3, well we got to stay in our suite after telling carnival again that our son was in a wheelchair. Where are the modified staterooms for large families, why so many modified inside stateroom, I know that they are cheaper, but how about the people who love to look out of windows or sit on balconies and watch the clouds go by, saying that cloud look like a bear, and so on. I hope that when they start on the Carnival Magic, that they will take in consideration more modified outside stateroom, some for large families and so on.
    Thanks for listening, now I will get off my soap box and hope that carnival will at least take in consideration more modified staterooms.

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16. retirementman says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Man you are funny John. As far as the Captain’s table, you really need normal people to sit there and who would really enjoy the opportunity of sitting with the Captain and you. Maybe like Empress Bee and Prince Charlie( retiree Paul and his beautiful wife MaryLou ) . We would talk and make sense. Maybe it’s time for those in Miami realize it would be fun to have the normal everyday person. I know that Prince Charlie would be an interesting individual at the table especially when the music begins and him and I get up and pole dance. If I’ve told you once I’ve told you twice you have to get off the ship even though it would be good for you. In January when I’m on that ship with you, I want offer you the opportunity to spend time with me and MaryLou walking off the ship in Costa Maya or Cozumel. What do you think? See you soon my friend.

    Paul F. Pietrangelo

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17. mickeyspal says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Hi, John,

    One comment: If they’re from the USA you don’t need to repeat everything in any language! We speak English here whether or not they like it and they’re on an “American owned” ship!

    Your Pal, Myra

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18. hostmach says:

    August 4, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    God bless you, John… I am SO glad that I’m not a cruise director. Now, I’d love to have a job swabbing the decks but cruise director… nope…

    Usta be that the US was a melting pot… ethnicities bending and changing to become part of the whole, not different than the whole. Nuts…

    I’m glad the half court on the Carnival Dream is coming along. It’s of little use to me as my basketball skills are worse only than my Spanish skills. I’ve seen many, many younger folks working up a frightful sweat in those cages. In the World Court that would be considered inhuman treatment but in this case I guess it’s considered fun!! Each to their own…

    I agree with you about parents pushing their children to achieve. Perhaps Jennifer’s mom should have taken her to Space Camp or perhaps the Smithsonian rather than a cruise. Poor child.

    How’s the cold, my friend??

    Take care and pass along my thanks to every cabin steward, drink waiter, bartender, deck scrubber and all the other wonderful folks who make it possible for us to enjoy such wonderful vacations!!

    Ciao!!

    Host Mach

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19. Bill (Zydecocruiser) from ZydecoCruiser.com says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Hi John,

    Whenever someone complains about poor service in the dining room, I always have to ask What time did you show up?

    More often than not, it turns out one or more people at the table show up late for dinner.

    This in turn, throws the waitstaff’s timing and schedule off, so I’m not surprised that latecomer’s table may not receive the same service as those who show up on time.

    Just a thought.

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20. MSQPON - Jo Myerly says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Hi John, I saw your comments about BTB cruises on the Dream. We are doing the 11/13 and 11/15 Carnival Dream cruises in New York City. Is there any chance that a special tour will be offered on the 13th for those of us who are staying onboard? Last year we did the Baltic and the Northern Europe cruises on the Carnival Splendor BTB. They put a special tour together out of Dover for those who were staying on board for the next cruise. It was wonderful. We left our cabins in the morning went to Dover Castle and bus tour of the area. Then we just went back to the ship and our cabins. There are so many things to see in New York. It would be great to do a group tour.

    Thanks,
    Jo

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21. Sharon says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    (Replying to your Reply, so reply if you want)

    I’m sorry, I thought you read the Cruisecritic boards. In internet lingo, “DD”, means dear daughter. There is also a DH, DW, etc., meaning dear hubby, wife etc.

    My DD has had different dialects. Her Pre-kindergarden teacher was from Spain, her Kindergarden teacher was from Mexico, and her lastest teacher was from the Canary Islands. The program is wonderful. She has math, social studies, science, etc. all in a spanish language, and then basic american english language for about an hour and a half. I truly hate the joke about americans only speaking one language. The School System here has also a similar program for the French Language which is about 20 years old and next year they are starting Chinese.

    When I say Kye is very pretty, I do mean it. All babies are cute, but some are beautiful, and I must say from last Fridays picture, (31/07/09), Kye is almost as pretty my girls were, sorry have to be a little bias.

    In regards to Camp Carnival, a different “to color” t-shirt for each ship would be a good start. Getting rid of the electronic games would be better, Teddy Bear work shop, been there, done that, got two. Geography games,ie: where are we now on a map, where am I from for the couselors; cultural information, the couselors could teach a game they played as a child. Just like the ship itself, there are several couselors from all over the world and they could teach in the form of games and play about their country. My daughter can play “Duck Duck Goose”, at home.

    This is just my opinion. Thank you for your answer and the information about our favorite waitress of all time, Rosanna!!

    Looking to book Alaska in 2011!

    Sharon

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22. Bill (Zydecocruiser) from ZydecoCruiser.com says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Hey Big Ed,

    Kevin has made a few posts over on cruise-chat, and he still reads this blog as far as I know….

    http://cruise-chat.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/452603081/m/713106361/p/2

    bill

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23. Ryan says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Every day John answers questions on his blog post. Where do I go to ask him a question?

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24. Linda in PA says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Hi JOhn,

    I was brought up to think that gifts are given because you want to give them to someone, NOT because they are asked for or demanded. I am having a problem with more and more people asking you to send them champagne and gifts.
    Just my 2 cents.

    Linda

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25. Cheryl K says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    It’s got to be hard having to entertain people at the Captain’s table when they are either nearly dead and unresponsive or full of themselves and their opinion of their own good looks. I have sailed with people who are obsessed with having dinner with the Captain and I can’t for the life of me figure out why. I wouldn’t have the slightest idea of what to say to him (unless it was Capt. Pagano and then I could ask about his acting career)but I know it wouldn’t be “who is driving the boat”.

    As for the population from Miami, well English is the official language of this country the last I heard and if their documents say they are from North America, then they should not be complaining.

    I am amazed how many names I have never seen before ask you for free gifts. Since when has this become the forum for “free stuff”? Sorry too for someone posting your email address on Cruise Critic. That was not a very nice thing to do to someone.

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26. Elaine says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    The Ferdinand’s Asked:09
    John
    I will be sailing with my wife on the Valor on August 23rd. It is our anniversary and we read that we should write to you for our free gift and champagne.
    We are in cabin ****
    Brian and Magda Ferdinand

    John Says:
    Hello Brian and Magda
    I have taken note of your anniversary cruise and will be happy to send you a gift as requested.
    Have a great cruise
    best wishes
    John

    Julia Levy Asked:
    Please can you send a free gift to our son who will be 18 on our cruise on the Triumph on August 29th? Name of Max Levy.
    Thank you
    Julia – Max’s Mother

    John Says:
    Hello Julia
    Of course. I would be happy to send a gift to Max on this special celebration. I will ask the CD to look up his cabin number and send it to him.
    Have a great cruise
    Best wishes
    John

    STOP…Everyone just STOP already.. John is here to answer questions for us, keep us amused, make us laugh our arses off, tell us what happens on a ship when we can’t be there AND MOST IMPORTANT, to post pictures of Kye on Kyeday!!! (ok ok I mean Friday).. etc but not to give out gifts, especially when you so blatantly just come out and ask for them…

    And to the person who posted John’s email address and I’m only guessing because I didn’t see the post, telling everyone that they can ask and receive “free gifts” from John, you should be ashamed of yourself…

    Ok, I feel much better now…

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27. Cheri Bolchoz says:

    August 4, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    John (Please Reply)

    As you know we are sailing on the Carnival Dream 9/21/09 There are several CruiseCritic members (about 100) on this sailing. We have a thread on Cruisecritic “The Inaugural Dream September 21, 2009″ On pages 55 & 56 there is a lot of talk & disappointment that Carnival is doing nothing special for The 1st sailing of this Beautiful New Ship. I know you said that Carnival was still Ironing things out. I just felt you needed to know about the feelings of several CruiseCritic members

    Hopefully you will be able to clear some of this up soon. I know you said things were hush hush.

    Hopefully you can help arrange a CruiseCritic Meet & Greet for the 1st sea day

    I know you stay quite busy with all the questions on the blog & your work on the ship.

    Have you had any luck in getting in touch with Chris about my ornaments (Sorry to be a pest on this)

    Hope Kye & Heidi are doing well. I have made something special for Kye & hopefully will be able to give it to you in Rome on the 21st.

    Take Care
    Cheri & Michael

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28. Sean McGrath says:

    August 4, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Hey John, (please reply).

    Thanks for the great blog thing.
    I was on the Valor last year and had a fantastic time. So good in fact I am returning again at the end of this year. While on the Valor I considerably enjoyed the draft Heineken. Being Irish, I like my beer and am used to drinking draft’s. When on my previous cruise before that, on the Freedom in 07, they did not have any draft.
    I don’t suppose you know if the Valor will still be serving draft Heineken in November do you?
    One more question, hopefully one that is easier to answer, what is Carnival’s standard policy on draft’s, is it normally stocked?

    Many thanks.

    Sean McGrath

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29. Catrin says:

    August 4, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Hi John (Please respond)

    I have been loving your stories and pics about Kye, Heidi and your adventures on the Freedom! The stories about passengers are so entertaining!

    Well, I have a favor to ask… and you were so gracious to try to help us out about our last April cruise on the Pride, I thought I would bother you again.
    We just booked our 10th Carnival cruise (yea, we are now Platinum!) on the Triumph out of NYC in three weeks. This is a last minute decision. We have had some major stresses in our family, and we just need a week to re-connect with each other and get away from everything. What a better way than a cruise!
    I was wondering if there is anyway we could request to have a table for just my family of five. This trip is about us trying to spend some quiet time with each other. Although we have enjoyed dining with others in the past, this trip we just need to enjoy each other quietly with no stresses from having to have pleasant conversation with others.
    It sounds awfully anti social – but I hope you and the others reading this can understand!

    Booking # ******
    Carnival Triumph 8/24/09

    Once again, thanks for everything you do!
    Catrin

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30. nanetteali says:

    August 4, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Querido Juanito;

    It’s quinceañeras (quince=15) It’s you need someone at your side to translate everything you say in spanish I’m available. You have to pay me the same amount that I’m earning as a teacher here in PR. Not much….. what do you think?
    Muchos huggos, muchos nachos y un beso grande
    Nos vemos pronto…
    Toma un antibiótico para el catarro para que estes bien cuando vaya. En Puerto Rico tienes amigos asi que puedes salir del barco y caminar.
    LOL Sorry….couldn’t help it.
    Love you!
    Nanni

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31. Steveo says:

    August 4, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Really enjoy your blog, it makes the wait until our next cruise time a bit more enjoyable, our count down to our next cruise is just 95 days!!! This will be my 7th, 6 on Carnival and my wives 9th, all but one on Carnival. We did take a trip on one of the RCCL ships in March of this year…..and yes I did pay for a steak in the dining room, seemed like a good idea at the time.
    After the one cruise on the other cruise line, we came running, well really more like jogging, or walking kind of fast back to the fun ships. We did enjoy the anytime dining offered on RCCL, which was the only thing we enjoyed, I have read that the Carnivals ships are converting to a similar dining program, do you have any idea if the Carnival Destiny will offer this during their November departures?
    Bloggers, give it a rest, stop asking for free stuff, those blogs are laborious….John, do you think you can fix me and my wife up on our upcoming cruise, did I mention how intelligent my kids are???
    Look forward to your daily bloggy think, I have nothing better to do, I still have 95 days til cruise time.

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32. BarbaraKing says:

    August 4, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    John,
    Thanks so much for the information regarding the Elation bookings for next summer. My friend has been waiting not-very-patiently for this itinerary to be released so she can book her cruise wedding. I will pass this information on to her. I know she will be very excited!
    Barbara

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33. Nancy - Columbus, GA says:

    August 4, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Hi John,
    Glad to hear you are feeling better and having better weather! Kye is so beautiful!

    I can’t tell you how much it really burns me to hear that you had so many Miamians sailing who had the gall to request you speak spanish on a ship sailing from North America! I used to live in south Florida and those people, along with a few other reasons, are precisely why I left! Most people don’t consider south Florida to be a part of the United States anymore! It still burns me that Dade county (yes Dade as it was called – NOT Miami Dade) has chosen spanish as the official language, not english.
    I have no problem with foreigners coming to our country, but when they do, they should attempt to understand and speak our language – just like I do when I visit a foreign country.
    When we visited London, even though english is spoken there, we boned up on all the British terms that we could find, just so we could speak with the Brits in their language. I would never step foot in Italy and expect english to be spoken there!
    These Miamians want to take the hard-fought-for freedoms that our country has given them and abuse those freedoms to make others conform for them! Sorry I don’t buy it and never will!
    Keep up the english John and next time tell those people to go learn the Queen’s english!

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34. Peggy Taylor says:

    August 4, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Hello John,
    I’m commenting to thank you for your advice. I took my first cruise July 23rd-27th on the Carnival Triumph. I was worried about crowds (Kids and twenty-somethings) and you pointed me to Deck 3. Great advice. I would send you a photo, but I don’t see any way to attach one. I had the deck to myself. I found one lone deck chair set up and went for it. It was lovely. Lasted a half hour, then needed more people around.
    You replied you would like to hear how my cruise went…
    I found I loved it. I did something different every day. Different from my non-vacation life and different day-to-day on the cruise. I loved the variety of choice in what to do and the weather co-operated with that. We had 14 ft seas, rain, sun, drizzle, sun, foggggg. Loved it all. St. John is an interesting place. We found the Canada people very hospitable. The vendors were moderately priced on the dock. The tour we picked did not take us out of town, but gave us an all around view of the town and the falls. Friendly and informative guides. We were not there at the right time of the tide for the Reversing Falls, oh well (mental note to check that out on the web). Loved the Farmer’s Market (seafood to go was terrific, I’d go back to St. John for the scallops alone). We didn’t get to the Museum, but hear it was very good. Four used book stores in a 3 block area – my kind of town! Reminded me of Portland, Maine a lot. There was a Busker’s Festival the day we were in port, lots of people enjoying the street performers.
    On the Triumph the food was pretty good, sometimes great. Loved the crab cakes, red snapper on beans at the first lunch buffet and the lunch hot dogs were really, really great (I know, what a peasant!). I would love to know where they came from.
    Missed the galley tour unfortunately … Weather changes fast, couldn’t give up a deck chair in the sun ’cause it might be foggy or raining in the next ten minutes. It would have been very interesting to see how meals for 3000+ people were created. Kinda sorry we made that choice.
    The employees on the ship were all very pleasant and looking out for passengers (lots of lost people trying to find the Paris dining room) One lady out from behind the Service Desk late at night was on her way to her break and never hesitated to answer my question. As it was my first cruise, I never thought to get the name to mention in my comments. Next cruise I’ll do better.
    It took a while to warm up to the cabin steward “Weedy” (Cabin 1290) he was so quiet and a little heavy on the “have fun”. I eventually appreciate that he was very unobtrusive and always went out of his way to get us whatever we needed. Not to mention the room was kept very clean. And of course the great towel animals.
    The dinner reservations got a little messed up. The time was correct – late dining, but I’m pretty sure I asked seating at a large table, not a small one. We ended up at a table that would have been perfect for honeymooners, but not two singles looking to make friends and gather cruise notes. (Booth that had three walls around it and maybe you could squeeze 4 people into). The head guy took care of it the second night. Sat us an interesting Russian family. The waiter and Captain(?) (I never got the titles right) were excellent. Made us feel very special. Always attentive. And again I forgot to get names. Worse I don’t remember the table number, maybe 408 in London Dining 8:15.
    Oh, and I should not forget the CD – Jorge. Very, very funny and personable. His assistant Squiffy(?) made good attempts at entertaining. The comics (both midnight shows) were both funny, The first guy had me in stitches, but the second guy got the biggest crowd – standing room only.
    The piano guy sounded very good, but didn’t catch much of him. The Reggae band was terrific.
    I got a great kick out of the photographers. I was interesting watching them pose the families and couples. The only time they got in the way was once when one event was emptying out and another batch of people going in and everyone was trying to get past the photo walls. A few people buying photos did not realize how much they were blocking the traffic pattern.
    Question: I did not get time to look for my photos, any chance they could be found online and purchased?
    The variety show was surprising. Theater was very large, great sound system, amazing costumes and sets. Singing was OK. I was surprised the New Orleans Jazz tribute did not have a lot of “soul”. The female chorus looked identical to each other. The guys were a more diversified range of size and shape and age. I found them more interesting and watchable. The musicians were good, I could have heard more from them.
    To sum it up: I think everyone should cruise at least once if they can. It’s nice to feel like Queen for a day everyday you’re on the ship. Having my room made every morning and bed turned down at night with 3 meals served to me and almost any food available, already paid for was pretty cool.
    It’s a little unreal… well, it’s very unreal. No sense of time or place, especially in the fog. Casino, Cocktail lounges, Theater, Disco, Spa with 1,000 people aboard working to make the 3,000+ passengers have a great time. 4,000+ people floating in the Atlantic with a steel(?) hull around us plus whatever the designer/shipbuilder has put in. It’s amazing.
    Not sure I could take it for long periods of time. I am amazed you can do it and stay funny as well!
    But the among the best and biggest surprise was the pleasure from talking to fellow cruisers. Finding out all sorts of odd and ordinary facts about people, exchanging tips and usually pleasant discoveries.
    I’m hooked!
    I’ve spent several nights since I got back looking for a great deal on a next cruise. And you have done your job well … whenever I go to looking at different cruise lines I feel disloyal.
    One of the cruises I considered was going to the Bahamas. Your info on the Atlantis tours was interesting. The new Carnival Dream sounds great, but I want to go out of NYC and can’t go again til 2010.
    Anyway, this is more than you asked for, I’m sure, but since I did not fill out a comment card I thought I would be detailed in this blog post.
    Thanks again for your helpful tip, hope your feeling better, your baby is charming and beautiful, as I imagine your wife is.
    Hoping to cruise again,
    Peggy T

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35. southerndreams says:

    August 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    the reason i chose carnival over costa as our number one cruiseline is that english is the language spoken. i liked costa as well but the announcements in five languages was getting me nutsier than i usually am! please keep carnival in english!

    i didn’t know you wouldn’t be the cd on jan. 23rd. i think that is the cruise we will be on with you. paul too.

    tomorrow charlie goes to see the ortho guy about his knees. i hope they will do a replacement as he cannot walk at all now, just a few steps and he is in great pain. getting old is not for sissies! wish us luck with that! we have cruising to do!

    all the best to jaime and heidi and kye!

    smiles, bonnie and prince charlie

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36. valerie says:

    August 4, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Hi John,

    I am waiting for your reply on my e-mail of a few days ago regarding my making reservations at the supper club on the Dream for the September 21st sailing. I don’t usually comment on your posts’ but I really feel very strongly about your comments in regards to spanish speaking guests on the ship. I was born in Miami 49 and 1/2 years ago and firmly believe that everyone who lives in this country should speak English. I have never learned to speak Spanish and while it would probably be a very good thing for me to do I am a little stubborn about it. I have been on a few Royal Caribbean Cruises out of Miami where there were many quinecerres (not sure if I spelled it right) and would never sail on Royal Caribbean out of Miami again for this reason. My kids (teenagers at the time) could not go into the disco because nobody spoke English and therefore they had nowhere else to go. Sorry this is a bit of a rant, but you struck a chord with me.

    In the meantime from what I understand you will not be sailing on the inaugaral voyage of the Dream, I was hoping you would at least for part of the trip. We will miss you. Please let me know if this changes.

    Just want you to know that although I don’t write often I have read your blog everyday since the very beginning and relate all of your trials and tribulations to my husband and family on a daily basis.

    Best wishes to you and your family.

    Valerie

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37. Shawn Hamm says:

    August 5, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Hi John,(please Reply i know you do a lot in one day)
    I just got back from staying in Florida after the cruise that end on August 1st . I must say i enjoyed you as the Cruise Director. I have sailed 7 times with carnival and i haven’t had a cruise director who made me laugh as hard. My fiance who i purposed to on the legend this January in the super club where i had carnivals a/v guide record it. My fiance Melissa found you to be really funny.I am planning another cruise in January will you be doing any cruises then. I just got done showing the talent show to her parents who want to come in January on a cruise. I was also wondering i am thinking about getting married possible on an island or on carnivals ship do you know if they give good rates if i can guarantee so many rooms. Also do you know what islands would be nice to have the wedding on. Thank you so much. I hope you are feeling better.

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38. Robert Kruczek says:

    August 5, 2009 at 4:23 am

    JOHN, PLEASE REPLY.

    I just got back from my 7/27 Triumph cruise and had a GREAT TIME, i do have to give credit to the guest services department aboard. We had a little problem with our liquor never being delivered the last night, but we called gsd and they took care of it right away. In all my cruises with Carnival (never sailed with you, yet) Jorge IS REALLY FUNNY, I always looked forward to his jokes, and the way he picked people out of the crowd and poked fun at them (in a good way). so please pass that note on to him..tell him I LUV HIM (joke from 7/27 cruise..hope he gets it)

    i do have one question I would like answered: why do your TV stations come out of Denver? I don’t care about the news in Denver as do many other people..please let me know

    thanks John,

    Robert

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39. Marsha Breen says:

    August 5, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Oh great – here we go with the Spanish/English thing. I will admit that I am opinionated at times but I am so tired of people complaining about the language thing. If you choose to live in America and state your are an American, then you should happy to speak the language (English) and not try to change everything to Spanish. While I certainly don’t have a problem with anyone who wants to come into this country in order to work and have a better life, I do have a problem with them wanting the benefits this country offers, yet expecting everything to be in their native language of Spanish. I was born and raised in America – I shouldn’t have to learn Spanish so that things are easier for them. John, you should not have to consider announcements in Spanish when they list themselves as Americans. If they understand and speak English, then that should be good enough for them. I certainly wouldn’t move to a foreign country and then not learn and respect their language. Okay….time for me to step down from my soapbox.

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40. tracy says:

    August 5, 2009 at 7:47 am

    hi john i just asked u a question lol but here is 2 more how does 1 get to sit at the captains table? and i was wondering if i coould get a kitchen tour if im saying it rite gallery? please reply ty hope the girls r doing good.

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41. Tim and Diane says:

    August 5, 2009 at 8:08 am

    John,

    As travel agents we are very surprised that your captains table guest was very quit. Most of us would have talked your ear off and got you to pay for a free steak dinner and upgraded you to a cabin with curved walls.
    Take care John and keep us laughing.
    Tim and Diane

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42. Katiel53 says:

    August 5, 2009 at 9:29 am

    John, (Please reply)
    A few months ago I wrote to you regarding the Private Island (Bannister Island) excursion for Carnival Glory’s 10/17/09 trip to Belize. I mentioned that on the main Carnival site, the excursion is posted and when I tried to book it, it sent me to my cruise site and it is not available to book there. I know you said the excursion is still available and that you would help us get it booked if need be.

    (I know that for a while this excursion was discontinued because of the murder at Bannister Island, but I also am aware there have been cruisers reporting that they have been there since.)

    Will you please check to see if, in fact, the excursion is available? If it is, can you find out why I am unable to book it?

    I thank you for your help.

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43. Pam says:

    August 5, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Dear John,
    First cruise on the Festivale 1979, next cruise Liberty 2009. Had a wonderful time. Luisito (Phillipines) in the dining room was wonderful. Joe (India), Room Steward for 8317 8321 was especially attentive. Felt sorry for him lugging wet towels out of my bathroom because I could never get a shower without flooding the bathroom floor. Don’t know if it was me or the slow drain. Whatever, everything was great. The one area that I felt was lacking was a way for college age kids to meet especially those 18-20 who could go to the casino (mom doesn’t like that activity) or the bars/disco. My kids don’t particularly like being around a bunch of people who have been drinking, are sometimes much older, and try hitting on them. A college meet and greet (target age high school graduate to college graduate) for the first few nights would be a great addition to all the wonderful things that already happen on the ship. Hopefully my next cruise won’t be another 30 years.
    By the way, Noonan did a great job!
    One more thought, we were on the Liberty 4 years after she was delivered and they didn’t even have a birthday party for her, what a shame!

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44. Waiting4acruise says:

    August 5, 2009 at 10:00 am

    John,

    Sorry you had to deal with duds at the Captain’s table. I think Carnival should invite non bigwigs like me to sit the Captain. We will appreicate it more.

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45. cruisin'lovebirds says:

    August 5, 2009 at 10:04 am

    John, the Cruise Critics board uses those abbreviations frequently. You in face HAVE a DD so get to know this one! It’s a Dear Daughter.

    DS = Dear Son, DH is Dear Hubby, etc. I even have DFDIL: a Dear Future Daughter In Law who got engaged on the Carnival Glory May 2, 2009. Janet

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46. dwa76 says:

    August 5, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Hi John!
    What a process dealing with the guests at the Captain’s table. I’m sorry had to eat with these difficult passengers. Seems like you get the same type of folks every week.
    Great pictures onboard and the outside areas are starting to look really great on the Carnival Dream.
    Thanks for posting and have a better day today.
    Take care!
    David

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47. Brandy says:

    August 5, 2009 at 10:30 am

    PLEASE REPLY
    John,
    My husband and I are so excited to be taking our first Carnival cruise in September. I have just recently began reading your blog and gotten some good laughs…..until Monday. I was so disappointed to read that Carnival is celebrating a later cruise as the Dream’s Inaguaral cruise rather than the one we are on, the actual first cruise on September 21st. I have been active on the Cruise Critic boards for some time now (we’ve been planning this trip for over a year) and people are upset. While we are very excited to be the first ones on board, we did expect that Carnival might do something special. If you have a chance go by CC at this link and read a few of yesterday’s comments. Start at post 1109. http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=802478&page=56
    Is there anything that can be done? I feel like it’s taken a bit of the excitement out of this “Inaguaral” sailing. Thank you,
    Brandy

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48. Jrmende63( Julie Mendenhall says:

    August 5, 2009 at 11:51 am

    John,
    Thank you for taking the time to answer my question! I appreciate it very much. Keeping fingers crossed that you are on our already booked cruises next September!
    Julie
    PS: DD can also mean Darling Daughter…which fits Kye beautifully!

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49. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

    August 5, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    John:

    I wanted to add my voice to the other Bloggers on here that feel the “begging for free stuff” is getting out of hand.

    You are far to kind hearted to say anything, but I do not read this Blog every day to “get something for free”. I read it every day because you are entertaining and informative (and to see pictures of Kye!!)

    Folks: John has been more than willing to assist us with things when needed, but to simply come on here to ask for something for free is crude and ill-mannered.

    Let’s keep the Blog as it was intended….fun and informative. He is not here to replace the Guest Services Department or to give folks free stuff.

    Linda (Mom of DJ)

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50. Stingray310 says:

    August 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    John,
    Please Reply;
    After seeing the pictures of the basketball court and recently reading on the blog about the swimming pool accessibility for wheelchair users I am curious if the basketball court and sports deck area of the Dream will be wheelchair accessible or not. I know I have emailed you previously about my sons dissapointment with the Carnival Liberty basketball court and mini golf area because he couldn’t access it in his wheelchair without assistance. I was just wondering if any new provisions had been made on the Dream for handicap accessibility to those upper areas of the ship. Keep up the wonderful and informative work on the blog and I hope to see you in the future as CD on one of our upcoming cruises.

    Thanks,
    Stingray

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51. Carol Schoenberger says:

    August 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Hi John, or should I say Julio,

    I was going to comment on the whole English-Spanish thing, but I can’t say it any better than Marsha did. Right on the money. My grandparents had to learn English when they came here in order to survive. I wish these “new” immigrants would do the same, instead of everyone catering to them. John, you think going to a store is hard in Miami, well, NY is just as bad.

    That was funny that you should mention the toilet in Hong Kong. I was just reading an article on MSNBC about the world’s best toilets. They chose one in a Japanese department store, and described it in detail. Sounded pretty much like the one you mentioned.

    John, forget the blog for a while – go ashore. You are definitely becoming a troglodyte. Stop complaining about having no friends – you know that’s not true. Why not join one of the shore excursions? Go get some more cigars in Mexico. Or just sit and people watch. But go.

    Next time I read your blog, I want to read that you did something, preferably off the ship, but if you must – go sit on Lido Deck.

    You know I love you,
    Carol

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52. Cheryl Donofrio says:

    August 5, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Hi John!

    Politics – it’s everywhere. Even, apparently on cruise ships! I always wondered how they decided who to invite to sit at the Captain’s Table. Sorry as someone said you had to sit at “the boring table”. You know what I think would be fun? If they had a lottery. Anyone who would like to have dinner with the Captain could put their cabin# in a drawing, and the first 4 or 6 (?) get invited. My husband and I have each been on over 20 cruises, but we’ve never been asked. Based on the criteria you gave, we never will. On our only Celebrity cruise, we got an engraved invitation in our room, stating that a “member of the staff” would be sitting at our table at dinner on the next formal night. We were really excited, as was the other couple at our table. Just after we were seated, a waitress came over without explanation and took away the extra place settings and moved them to the next table over. We asked about the staff member who was supposed to be sitting with us, and we were told that it was a mistake, that the person wasn’t sitting at our table after all. We kind of laughed it off, because really, what else could we do? We are travel agents, and sell more Carnival than anything else, but we are still not “top producers”. It was nice to finally make Platinum on the Bloggers’ Cruise. I can’t wait to see what changes, if any, are made to the past guest program.

    I really enjoy reading your blog. It truly makes my day. Please keep writing and giving us the inside scoop. I printed out the answer you gave about getting rated for table play in the casino and showed it to my husband. Thank you for that info.

    I have to speak up and say that I agree with the others who feel that Carnival shouldn’t have to make announcements in Spanish to North Americans. Those of us who do not speak Spanish do not appreciate it. I am another person who hesitates to sail on Costa or MSC, because I don’t feel like listening to every announcement made in 5 languages. (I made a game out of it, to see how much I could understand in Italian and German. I knew when they got to French, they were almost done.) When my mother’s family emigrated from Quebec province, they learned English.

    Your Friend,
    Cheryl D.

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53. The Cruzin2some says:

    August 5, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Ryan,
    I will answer your question so John doesn’t have too. He does enough for everyone here. If you have a question at the start of your post write the words “JOHN PLEASE REPLY” and add “URGENT” if you are going to need the question answered before five or six days. Then just ask your question and John will take care of you. If he doesn’t the cruise family here on the blog will chime in as we are all passionate about cruising and especially Carnival cruising.
    James & Nancy
    The Cruzin2some

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54. Tom & Jane says:

    August 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Language,
    If your on an American Cruise Ship,
    its a no brainer,,,
    speak Engish..
    If Spanish people dont like it ! !
    then maybe try a Spanish Cruise Ship,,,,,
    the “RowBoatOf TheSeas”
    now how do I get my ” free gift”

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55. janet slee says:

    August 5, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Hi John
    I have been reading and enjoying your blog since l met you on the baltic cruise.
    I have been trying to book the Dream for October 09 but all the cruises are full. Do Carnival release more rooms nearer the sailing times.
    Thanks
    Janet

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56. Linda says:

    August 5, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    JOHN, PLEASE REPLY (TO QUESTION AT THE END):
    Hi, John, thanks for posting the card Sandra & I sent to Chris “Bubba” on the Carnival Spirit. How nice that he was so appreciative! John, you may have recognized the card as similar to those I had printed for our Carnival Freedom & Splendor cruises. We like using them when we want to communicate with someone on board–happily 99% of the time it is to compliment someone for going above & beyond and making our cruise memorable.

    We had a great Alaskan cruise and in addition to the recommendations Chris listed for excursions, I’d like to say our favorite of the trip (and on our Top Ten List of worldwide excursions) was Dogsledding & Glacier Flightseeing out of Skagway. It was fabulous in every way–flying on a helicopter 4500′ up to land atop a glacier and once landing having the opportunity to “mush” a team of dogs over the ice with the traditional style sled used in the Iditarod. However the following day included a surprisingly great tour. Since we had been with you on the Baltic tour and visited the Russian Orthodox church in Tallin we signed up for the Sitka tour “Russian America, Raptor Center & Russian Dancers.” Frankly we did not have high expectations (write up didn’t reach out and “grab us”) but we wanted to see the church. Did we ever underestimate the day! But this was due in large part to our Sitka Tours guide Casey (Bubba, please pass this on to him if possible). I nicknamed him our Renaissance Guide–there was no subject (government, politics, science, religion) on which he wasn’t extremely knowledgeable. At the end of the tour I just wished I had a recording of what he had taught us that day!

    Two other comments about the cruise and a question. First, not only did we thoroughly enjoy Bubba as the CD, but were delighted with Marc his ACD. They were hilarious every morning on their show. It really started our days off right! Also, John, I know you lament problems at some ports (with customs etc) but both Vancouver’s airport and cruise terminal are first rate! We arrived at midnight and I definitely was not looking forward to navigating through the airport (although from a previous Alaskan cruise I knew it to be a beautiful facility). I can’t begin to tell you what a nice experience it was and the immigration agent even seemed to be glad to see us come into his country–what a novel attitude! Our luggage arrived in just a few moments and carts at the Vancouver airport are actually free–no digging around for money when you’re tired from traveling. Boarding the ship through the cruise terminal was equally painless and pleasant. What a nice way to begin a vacation. The winter Olympics will be in Vancouver. I’d say they’re ready to be a great host city.

    (Sorry this post is so long–feel free to edit length) Now the question. We know that tips are portioned out to each group of individuals, but that Maitre D is not included unless you choose to tip separately. Our question is this–does that money get shared with his assistant and the dining room hostess? While we’ve always enjoyed having Ken as our Maitre D and the Carnival Spirit’s Maitre D is also obviously dedicated to creating a 1st rate dining experience, this trip we found that (in our case at least) his assistant and the hostess were the ones we had the opportunity to interact with but we didn’t see any indication that they would be financially rewarded with the tip we left for the Maitre D. Having not seen this question raised before, just thought I’d ask for clarification.

    Meanwhile, counting days till we sail on the Carnival Triumph and meet Jorge and the rest of the folks.

    Sorry, can’t close without also complimenting Captain Donato. We had a balcony cabin and I often watched our docking–what a tremendous job! Even though the Spirit is smaller than either the Freedom or Splendor, it is still a HUGE ship to dock and each morning it was done so beautifully. It was thrilling to watch.

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57. Bill (Zydecocruiser) from ZydecoCruiser.com says:

    August 5, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Please reply, John.

    Any official confirmation of this?

    “I’m in Aruba right now and saw last night on TV the minister of tourism announcing that Carnival will make 18 calls in season 2010-2011. Will keep you updated. Got the impression that the cruises will leave from Florida and not San Juan.”

    I cruised on Carnival Destiny from San Juan to Aruba a few years back, and that was one of my favorite cruises!

    Thanks,
    bill

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58. David Wyatt says:

    August 5, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    John, (please reply)
    We really loved reading your commentary with regards to sitting at the Captains table. You actually raised a question that my wife and I have always wondered. Who decides and what are the criteria for sitting at the Captains table? We have been fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to have been chosen to sit at the Captains table twice in 20 cruises. To me that sounds like pretty high odds but it happened and we really would like to know why.
    We have found that having dinner with the Captain is a double edged sword. You feel very privileged at having been chosen, but also understand going in that it will be a tense meal that you won’t enjoy but would not miss for the world.

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59. Wanda says:

    August 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    When traveling in Europe I don’t expect anyone to speak English, although it is nice if they do. If in Paris, it is my fault if I can’t ask for pain au raisons or tell how many I want. Muster drill is bad enough, and standing there listening to it in more than one language would be torture.

    Wanda

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60. Maggie Thomas says:

    August 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    I love this blog!!!! I keep clicking on it and laughing. The visual image of your arse and the dud and….. Mrs./Mrs.(Hopefully she had some cash from strategic marriage situations to fund her Carnival Cruises and Botox)Mrs./Ms./Mrs. fish lips was so real!!!! I think I have sat at that table…..and you know they do serve booze at dinner. However, for some guests the ship isn’t big enough to carry drinks to overcome certain personalities….maybe that is why the crew bar was invented.

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61. Wanda says:

    August 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Let’s not weigh John down with requests for free things. I like reading the blog for information as well as lots of laughs. I don’t enjoy scanning the letter to see if this is one of those…gimme me something ones.
    If you must ask for something material, please write “Freebie Wanted”, and we’ll know just to go to the next letter.

    Wanda

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62. Joko Joan says:

    August 5, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Hi John: Reply please – but not urgent.
    Awhile back I was told by my TA that by the time we sailed on 9/12 on the Glory, that the wide screen on the Lido deck would be installed.

    Could you tell me please, has this – or will this be done? I thoroughly enjoyed watching a movie outdoors snuggling in a blanket with my drink while chomping on cookies – or if one would rather – enjoying the hot tub.
    Love to Heidi & Beautiful Kye . . .

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63. Mike Charters says:

    August 5, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    I too cannot understand the attitude of an Al and what’s-her-name. I think that you meet very interesting people on cruises. On our cruise on the Triumph in December we sat with a charming Australian couple. In fact, we did all our excursions together as well! Next year in September we’re meeting them in Seattle to cruise the Spirit back to back! Did you say you were thinking Bloggers Cruise in September 2010? Hmmmm…

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64. chacooe says:

    August 6, 2009 at 2:55 am

    Hi John,

    Please reply,

    For some reason I could not write this on your blog for Aug 5, 2010 it was not allowing any replies (at least it would not for me) this box did not appear at the end of the bloggy thinggy, so I went back by one day where I knew there was one.

    This is a reply to Dorothy who wrote about what a true friend is. Could you please send her this email. I know I do not know her, but I would be willing to book a cruise at the same time as hers and I will be more then willing to help her with her son. I know what it is like to be a 24/7 caregiver with no help, I was one to both of my parents for over 17 years. I know who important it is to have some time to yourself and to be able to relax and not worry about the one that you care so much about and that they are being taken care of. So John if you could do this I would greatly appreciate it.

    Please have Heidi give a hug to Kye from one of her American Aunties (I bet she has more Auntie then any other child)

    Best Wishes,
    Your bloggy thinggy fan,
    Kathy

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65. Paula Huber says:

    August 7, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Dear John,
    Please reply.
    We are booked on the Carnival Dream on Jan. 23. Can’t wait to see Todd again. But we would love to see you do the Bedtime Story. Hope he agrees to let you host the “Talent Show”. And it is like a dream come true (how appropriate is that?) to have two wonderful CDs on the same voyage! We must be the luckiest people around. Also, since you are always telling us you have no mates, perhaps we could meet up with you and keep you company at some time, for tea or coffee?
    As new Platinum cruisers, I have a question. Our good friend is also going on the cruise and will arrive at,, and depart from the port with us (in her car). Since she is NOT a platinum cruiser will she be permitted to embark and debark when we do? Could you find out for us?
    Thanks for all you do. Glad to know you will soon be home with Heidi and Kye.
    Paula H.

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66. Joe Bateman says:

    August 14, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Hi John,
    Thanks for all your hard work in regards to having past guest pins restored… Free to VIP, and on sale in the gift shop.. A very reasonable compromise equitable to all passengers…

    I have several questions related to the past guest pins… I have called Carnival guest care department several times, and sadly I received a different answer each time I have called…..
    As I am trying to assemble a factual booklet on the history of the pins (along with several other CCL guest), I feel as if I have no choice except to ask for your help…
    Please correct any errors on my part….
    Carnival established the past guest program in 1994.
    Were first past guest pins were also issued that year for the current ships in the fleet, including the “Festivale” and the Tropicale” (known undated copies exist from some year). Were some pins also made for the “Carnivale” (retired 1994), and the “Mardi Gras” (retired 1993) ?
    If the first pins were not issued in 1994, what was the initial year of issue for the past guest funnel pins?
    Thanking you very sincerely in advance,
    Joe

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