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August 12, 2009 -

John Heald -

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Every night before I go to bed and every night when I wake up I think about the same thing …………Megan Fox’s bottom…………..oh……..and what the heck am I going to write about in the next blog. And every time…….when I think I will be sitting in my underpants ……….staring at a blank screen…………something happens.

A few weeks ago or less I wrote a blog about how a guest had followed me into the toilet and as I stood pointing Percy at the porcelain he questioned me about the dolphin excursions in Grand Cayman. Well, this morning it happened again……not in the toilet ……..but in a scary, unforgiving place which I have discovered…….it’s called the gym….or as I like to call it…..hell.
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