Friday, August 14th, 2009...6:52 pm
Good Friday
I know I usually start the blog each day with a light hearted look at what happens in my life both on board and at home but not today………….and that’s because I am as angry as a big bag of angry……..things………see ……..I am so angry I can’t even write a funny end to a sentence.
Why? ………………..Well, because I met quite possibly the rudest most arrogant guests I have seen in many years ………….I can’t tell you their names of course but I can tell you that they are members of The Whale and Dolphin Conservation something or other and that they hate me.
It was the end of the Ticket To Ride Show and after 1500 people had stood, waved their glow sticks and sung Hey Jude at the top of their voices. There was an atmosphere of togetherness and admiration for what is an astonishing show. As always I stood at the exit to the lounge with Jaime and the staff accepting the handshakes and hugs from the guests as they left. It was while Jaime was taking a photo of me and a family, that two twenty-something’s full of root vegetables and hate, walked right into the photo and started screaming………..I mean screaming – about what a bastard I was for promoting tours that swim with dolphins. One of them looked like she was about to hit me. Her fists were clenched and bits of spittle flew out of her mouth as she erupted. A crowd had now gathered and one or two guests started to try and defend me by calling them names and telling them to go forth and multiply…………enough was enough. And so……….for the first time in many, many, many years and much to the shock and, I think, some awe of the Entertainment Staff, I filled my lungs and at the top of my voice I shouted ” BE QUIET………. NOW.”……………….and they did. I knew I only had a few seconds to act here before the abuse started and so I held out a hand and said “Hello, my names is John, what’s yours ?” And although she did not extend a hand of peace she did stop screaming and, as I apologized quickly to the rest of the guests, I quickly marshaled the cast of 90210 into the corner of the lounge where I invited them to sit .
They sat, and before I allowed the conversation to start again, I warned them that they needed to treat me with a little bit of respect and that if either of them started screaming and using foul language again that the only thing they would see would be my whale-sized arse as I buggered off.
For the next ten minutes I listened to two young ladies who loved things with fins but hated their fellow humans. Now, I am not going to criticize their organization or argue against their cause because I don’t know anything about it. I do know that Carnival only sends guests to resort areas where checks are made to made ensure the dolphins are well treated and living in a good environment. I also know that in 23 years of doing this I have never heard other guests object to the dolphin excursions. We sent many people today in Jamaica to have a Dolphin encounter and an incomparable Dolphin swim and………..I remember someone once telling me that a dolphin experience can help children with disabilities such as autism………….is that true?
Anyway, it wasn’t the cause that I objected to it was the sheer rudeness and hate that these two-finger waving, abuse hurling little divas showed towards me ………it was truly extraordinary and I am glad it was witnessed by both the staff and their fellow guests…………………………..and before you ask…………no……………they did not get an apology or anything else………………..fruit basket my arse.
I wasn’t proud of my behavior. I know I shouldn’t have shouted and I feel less of a man for doing so. I mean they were just two tye-die wearing young people yet I let them get to me. Maybe , it’s a sign of being tired which I think maybe I am. I haven’t been on land for over a month and have very little free time what with the blog and everything ………….but really, that’s no excuse and even though my shouting had the desired effect and got the girls to stop abusing me I wonder what the other guests felt and I went to bed last night feeling completely deflated.
But then……….at the debarkation talk this morning 1500 guests gave me a huge standing ovation and that has given me a new…………..and please excuse the pun…………it’s given me a new…….. Porpoise in life.
Time for today’s questions…………here we go.
Rositer11 Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/05 at 7:55pm
Please reply
John I love the idea of the menus on the TV. I like being able to see what is for dinner in the main dining rooms, so why not elsewhere. My wife and I love cruising Carnival, we are booked on the Pride next August. From the time we book till we sail, we are on the website looking up everything we can on our cruise. We have a suggestion about the website. We love how you can research the ships, and look at all the different ports of call with their shore excursions. Why not add a section that talks about the types of shopping each port has. Maybe there is an area of the website, and we have missed it. Its just a thought. I know my wife would love to know if she can get a deal on Coach purse on our next cruise. I would like to know which Islands have the best deals on electronics or rum. Thank you for your time John. Kye is so beautiful, my wife and I love when you post pics of your girls.
Rositer11-Carnival LiferJohn Says:
Hello Rositer 11
I am glad that you like the idea of the menus being placed on the TV’s and while this is yet to be introduced fleet wide some of the ship’s with interactive TV’s like the Carnival Freedom do have the menus displayed there. As for the shopping in the ports of call I think that would be difficult as we would be promoting companies other than Carnival. However, there is some information on the program at:Carnival’s Shore Side Recommended & Guaranteed Shopping Program
The PPI group who provide the exciting shopping ashore program have two channels on the cabin TV’s so you can find out where the bargains truly are and of course the shopping specialist will provide you with maps that will lead you to the promised land of diamonds, tanzanite , t shirts and much more. having run the shopping program myself as a Cruise Director for many years if anyone wants to know where to find what……….please let me know and between myself and my friend and Porthole Magazine Editor Bill Panoff who runs the shopping program we will be glad to help you in any way we can.
So, send your shopping questions here and that includes questions on what our shops on board have to offer as well.
Thanks so much for the very kind words and I hope you enjoy today’s photo of Kye.
Best wishes
Johnrykahn Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/05 at 8:06pm
John (please reply)
We’re trying to pick out a cruise for next summer (10 people in all) and I’m trying to convince some of my family that want to go on a RCI cruise to go on the Freedom instead. Anyway, I was wondering if you’ll be the CD on the Freedom next summer since I saw you on the Triumph in 2003 and loved your comedy.Also, I’ll be 17 and my cousin 16. We see that Club O2 is for 15-17 year-olds, but that the 12-14 group also uses it. It just so happens that my cousin’s annoying little brother will be 12 next summer and that’s a recipe for disaster. Can you assure me that we won’t both be in O2 all night?
Anything else you have to say good about the Freedom would be appreciated, I don’t really want to go on a “Holycrapthere’s5,000peopleonthisship of the Seas”.
John Says:
Hello Ryan
First of all thanks for remembering me from the Carnival Triumph and I am glad you had some fun with me as your Cruise Director. The Carnival Freedom will be going into dry dock in November and will be the last of the Conquest class to have a specific lounge converted into a Circle C center and this means that you will not have to see your annoying little cousin or any other annoying 12 – 14 year old and you can have Club O 2 exclusively to chill with your new friends. I don’t want to say why you shouldn’t cruise with RCi but rather why you should cruise on the Carnival Freedom. I don’t know if I will be here or not but I do know that value for money-wise you and your family will not find better anywhere………….and you will have more fun, see amazing shows and……………..if you decide to book……….and yes I am bribing a 17 year old………….you will get some gifts from me as well.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you mate
Best wishes to you and the family
JohnJoko Joan Asked;
Submitted on 2009/08/05 at 8:52pm
Hi John: Reply please – but not urgent.
Awhile back I was told by my TA that by the time we sailed on 9/12 on the Glory, that the wide screen on the Lido deck would be installed.Could you tell me please, has this – or will this be done? I thoroughly enjoyed watching a movie outdoors snuggling in a blanket with my drink while chomping on cookies – or if one would rather – enjoying the hot tub.
Love to Heidi & Beautiful Kye . . .John Says:
Hello Joko Joan
And your travel agent is correct. The ship will indeed have a Seaside Theatre big screen on which you will enjoy movies, concerts, karaoke under the stars as well as other events and activities. The cookies will be ready as will the popcorn so you can sit back, relax and watch The Poseidon Adventure on the big screen.
Thanks so much for the kind words and best wishes to you and the family
JohnBrad P Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/05 at 9:26pm
Hi John,
Please reply
You asked about posting the menus on the TV…….I really like the idea. It is easier to choose the night for Steakhouse or other dining options.I have been reading the blog since 2006 (my first Carnival cruise was in the Med with you) and have commented a few times. I really enjoy this forum and it keeps cruising top of mind. I am looking at cruise 5 this fall in the southern Caribbean. What are your two favourite ports of call?
All the best to you Kyle and Heidi.John Says:
Hello Brad
The menus are posted on some of the ships TV’s now and we are working on adding the Steakhouse menus as well. I am glad you enjoy the blog so much and I hope you keep reading for some time to come. You asked about my favourite Southern Caribbean ports of call that we call at and I wanted to show this brilliant itinerary as undertaken by the Carnival Victory. Here it is:
San Juan, Puerto Rico ;
St. Thomas, USVI ;
Dominica ;
Barbados ;
St. Lucia,
WI ; Antigua ;
St Kitts, WI ;
San Juan, Puerto Rico
It’s an amazing run and my two favourite Southern Caribbean ports of Barbados and St. Lucia are nestled right in the middle . If you have any other specific questions relating to the ports I mentioned or anything else, please let me know.
Best wishes
JohnApril Z Asked;
Submitted on 2009/08/06 at 2:49am
Dear John (please reply),
It has been such a long winding road trying to get my husband and I on our first cruise. Our travel plans keep getting changed, canceled, redone… etc. And now we think we have found the perfect cruise for us on the Holiday on Oct 10th. My heart literally aches to finally see the Caribbean and I am so excited that it might actually happen.
I have a few requests for you.1. Can you tell me your favorite thing about the Holiday?
2. If a cruise sails in early October, do we need to bring Halloween costumes?
3. Is there anything special I can do as a surprise for my husband as a thank you for working so hard to make my cruise dreams come true. We never got a honeymoon three years ago when we were married, and now we are finally celebrating.
Thank you so much, and as always, I love your blog!
April ZJohn Says:
Hello April Z
Well thank goodness that after all the trial and tribulations that you have encountered you can finally sit back, relax and start to get very excited about your pending cruise on the Holiday. And to help you get even more excited let me try and answer your questions.The Carnival Holiday is our last remaining ship from her class which also included the Jubilee and Celebration both of which have been retired and sold on to our parent companies operating in Australia and Europe. The Holiday has something special. She always has had and for me she will always be that extra bit special because she was my first ever ship. I boarded her in 1987 as a skinny but drop dead gorgeous bar waiter. The theatre has a huge stage and some of the best sightlines in the fleet. The promenade is colourful and most importantly with only 1500 passengers you will always feel that the service is both personal and immediate. The slide, the 9 hole golf course, the shows and the fact that the crew are totally dedicated to the ship will make this a very special cruise for you. She feels like a ship should feel and I know you will have the very best time.
Please keep reading the blog thingy and I will be publishing the Halloween schedules very soon but, yes, I think you should plan on bringing costumes.
I am glad that you want to do something special for your husband and why not visit our Bon Voyage page http://www.carnival.com/BonVoyage/Default.aspx?cat=MostPopularItems and order a bottle of champagne or a special gift to say thank you. If you remind me two weeks before you sail I will be happy to send him something as well.
Get ready for your first cruise which will not be your last……….you then have to try a Fantasy Class, a Spirit Class, a Destiny Class and then maybe your Carnival Dream will be next.
Best wishes to you both
JohnChacooe Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/06 at 2:55am
Hi John,
Please reply,
For some reason I could not write this on your blog for Aug 5, 2010 it was not allowing any replies (at least it would not for me) this box did not appear at the end of the bloggy thinggy, so I went back by one day where I knew there was one.
This is a reply to Dorothy who wrote about what a true friend is. Could you please send her this email. I know I do not know her, but I would be willing to book a cruise at the same time as hers and I will be more than willing to help her with her son. I know what it is like to be a 24/7 caregiver with no help, I was one to both of my parents for over 17 years. I know how important it is to have some time to yourself and to be able to relax and not worry about the one that you care so much about and that they are being taken care of. So John if you could do this I would greatly appreciate it.
Please have Heidi give a hug to Kye from one of her American Aunties (I bet she has more Aunties than any other child)
Best Wishes,
Your bloggy thinggy fan,
KathyJohn Says:
Hello Kathy
How wonderfully kind of you to write this and extend a hand of friendship to Dorothy. I will indeed send on your e mail and I hope that she will realize that, in you and in other bloggers, she has people ready and willing to be her friend both on the internet thingy and in person.
Thanks so much for all the kind words for Kye and Heidi who we will be hearing from very soon.Best wishes
JohnKev Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/06 at 6:15am
John,
Please Reply
I suggest the new gift you start giving out is the same one you have been giving out all along, A great vacation at a great price. Or your used 4 times underwear, i bet those would end up on eBay. Please take a break my friend get off the ship go smoke a cigar and relax. So are there any details on the NY Naming ceremony because i would love to be able to attend such a grand event. I’m sure the good folks at carnival and your gaggle of Stephanies all 342 of them are working on this, but maybe it’s time to send in PA007 who has long long long long been in hiding in his/her cubical biding their time.
KevJohn Says:
Hello Kev
I am working on details of the New York event and there will for sure be the usual bloggers breakfast or get together. I hope to tell you all about that very soon. No chance this past cruise to get off the ship but hopefully next voyage that will be different. PA 007 has indeed been keeping a low profile. Honestly……………there were too many people trying to figure out which cubicle in our Miami office was giving me all the information and I didn’t want this young man or woman to get into any trouble. Things have quieted down a bit now so maybe it is indeed time to unleash the beast.Hope all is well after the fire at your restaurant mate. We have all been thinking of you and hope to see you soon
Best wishes
JohnBob and Lynda Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/06 at 8:47am
Dear John(please reply),
About menus on the tv, RCCL does that on their newer ships. We find it very helpful. We check it every day and it helps us to decide where we are going to eat that night. On Carnival we have to wait until after lunch is served in the dining room, then we can check the menu for dinner outside the dining room. Not that big a deal.Also, are you still planning on being on the Holiday for its last cruise? There are many Cruise Critics members that are going to be on that cruise and a lot of us would like to see you. Kye is beautiful, as is Heidi, you are a lucky man.
Thnks for the wonderful blog.
LyndaJohn Says:
Hello Lynda
I think that the next time you cruise, all the ships that have the interactive TV’s (which is most of them ) will have the menus displayed and I am currently working on getting them added to a permanent link on the blog thingy. I am still hoping to join you on the Carnival Holiday for at least a few days and I will confirm what is happening very soon. I am so glad that a group from Cruise Critic is going to be on this voyage. I know you will give her a fitting send off.
I am indeed a lucky man and Kye was the best three minutes work I have ever done.
Best wishes
JohnJackie Asked:
Submitted on 2009/08/06 at 10:39am
Ho John Please reply,
Hope you are feeling better. Sorry this reply is a little behind. I am trying to catch up on my blogs since I returned to work, time is limited.I do feel that the platinum system should be adjusted to include more value on the days you are cruising . Stu and I took 2 Med cruises 12 days, one 3 and one 7. In all fairness how can the 12 days count the same as the 3 day. It does not seem right.It is 4x longer We should get at least double the point value. Just our opinion because we have a way to go. See you in Nov. Can’t wait to see you. Jackie
John Says:
Hello Jackie
Thanks for trying to catch up on reading the blog thingies and hope you are still enjoying them. The Platinum rewards scheme is very important and, as I think I wrote a few blogs ago, all the comments written by you and your fellow blog readers have been collated and sent on to the marketing team. They will do whatever is needed to make sure that it remains the best rewards program at sea. Your point is well taken and many agree with you and I will make sure your post is sent onto marketing. There will be more news on this in the weeks ahead.
Best wishes and see you very soon
John
That’s all for today and I will try and answer a double load over the weekend. Thanks so much for your comments which as you can see have been quite spirited recently. This is what the blog is all about and please keep them coming remembering to allow me a few days to reply if you have asked me to………….I am really behind now……….bugger.
OH, some unfortunate news about the private island tour I referred to in Belize yesterday which has suddenly changed. Here is the latest.
John,
The tour has today been suspended and has been removed from the program altogether (as of 1st Sept), following a recent site inspection where it was deemed that the island was not able to deliver the experience we felt our guests deserved.
Regards,
Robert Blythman – Director
Carnival Cruise Lines
So, my apologies to those who had asked for giving the information I did which was correct at the time but as you have just read is now obsolete. Please let me know if you have questions on what else to do in Belize.
I know I was not asked to reply to this one but I am going to anyway.
Blogger Asked:
John,
The new pin policy is another step towards alienating Carnival past cruisers. If I am not good enough to receive a pin after five Carnival cruises, then forget it. I was a walking advertisement for Carnival, until last November’s Inspiration cruise & the response I received from Miami. It seems from your blog, a lot of people have unresolved complaints & you become the sounding board. If it wasn’t for your blog & great Carnival experiences before the Inspiration, I would have little interest in Carnival. On another note, please stop addressing the requests of these people writing to you requesting tables for two by the window, gifts, etc. The special accommodations they receive, lessen the opportunity for better accommodations for the kettle that does not whistle.John Says:
Hello Gary
I thank you for taking the time to write this very honest point of view which I hope you will allow me a few moments to reply to.The pins were removed from the past guest party because many if not most were being discarded, left in the cabin or at best shoved in someone’s drawer at home and forgotten about. So it was decided that we should stop providing them to our past guests. What followed was a spirited campaign led by our Platinum and Milestone guests. I then tried my best to get them reinstated but only won half the battle when it was decided that the pins would be given to those who have cruised 10 times or more while being made available for purchase in the onboard shops.
I can understand how you feel and I promise that you are good enough to wear a pin and maybe one day soon we will start giving them out to everyone once again. You are very important to us Gary and I will do whatever I can to make that fact apparent. But, in the current economic times we need to do what we must in order to keep the Carnival value for money cruise experience the best and most fun in the industry. ………….and we should mention that although we cut the pins there have been no cuts to the product……..unlike many of our competitors.
Now, I do not know what happened on the Carnival Inspiration. Maybe you will take the time to help me so I can see if I can help…………I really would like that chance so please let me know if you can.
Like any cruise line, airline, hotel chain or local shop there are going to be times when we make mistakes or where the customer is not happy – such is life. This is one of the reasons why I keep this blog going so that people have a sounding board and a middle man to help with their problems and their requests. Talking of requests, I know there have been a lot recently and honestly, if I am asked in a nice and pleasant way with a few pleases and thank you’s sprinkled throughout the posting, then I will do my best to help. And in the big picture, whatever I do will make no difference to who sits where in the dining room etc.
Gary, I can sense that you are frustrated and I need you to know that you are very important to me and to Carnival Cruise Lines. We are carrying more repeat guests than any other cruise line which means we must be doing something right and if you or anyone else wants to “be a kettle that whistles” then I will be here for you.
Best wishes
John
Let’s take a break and have a look at some of the letters I have read out at the Morning Shows this cruise …………and a great drawing as well.



Let’s also have a look at the latest work going on in the aft lounge of your Carnival Dream.





Beautiful and soon……..very soon……..I will have some news about what we will be doing in our aft lounge on your Carnival Dream and I think you are going to like it ………a lot. ……………..have you booked yet?
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Ladies and Gentlemen…………….please welcome to the stage…………………my girls.

Hello Bloggers,I’ve heard of the grow spurts that babies go through but this is unbelievable, it’s as if Kye is exploding in front of my eyes.
Like Kate Moss, she has a wardrobe of beautiful outfits that she only wears once or twice. I dress her in beautiful clothes, bought by friends, family and bloggers only to find that by the time they have been washed and dried she has already grown out of them. Wow!
Another week has flown by and not long now before John will be home (at last). It felt as if he has been away for a year…..
Oma returned home safe and sound. It was great having her here with us for a few weeks. Getting Kye and I into more of a routine was a lot easier with mum here. My days have some sort of order again and it feels great. As I told you in an earlier blog, I like things to be just right and it’s the same with how you fill your day. I truly believe that a routine is a good thing for everybody, especially for babies. With a routine, my day is easier and I feel better and I am sure that rubs off on Kye.
She is a very relaxed baby and I love her for it!
Just a few weeks ago, Kye was just a sleeping and pooing machine (I had to get the word Poo in as it seems to be the law on this blog…..). Now, she has a personality and even a sense of humour (spelt correctly) – nothing makes her laugh more when I dance around her rocker whilst singing and pulling funny faces. Every day she tries to reach for toys more and more whilst turning on her side. Of course she doesn’t go for the ones with nice cream colours, no, she likes everything that is bright and ugly. My mum warned me last week that our lounge won’t be colour coordinated for much longer as Kye will like bright bold and gaudy* things that will clash with the neutral decor. ( * I love that word and always wanted to use it one day after learning about Gaudi in Barcelona)
Oh well, after all the changes in our life so far, I think we can deal with that one too…..Have a great weekend!
Heidi and Kye
I know I keep saying this……..but look what I made……….in just three minutes………I am the man!
I spoke to Heidi from Jamaica yesterday on the Skype thingy which, although it does not work while at sea, in port it enables us to stare at each other and for me to see my beautiful girls……and cry a little.
I have to say Heidi looks amazing and, while a friend of hers who gave birth to two children and has remained the size of an elephant on steroids…………….Heidi looks amazing. So much so that yesterday she proudly showed me on the Skype thingy that she could get into her old jeans……….and she showed me just this on the video call…………and all was going well until she asked me that question that all men dread…………….does my arse look big in this?
Apart from being caught looking at www.latvianwomennaked.com this is perhaps the most popular of all marital bollockings. You cannot seriously expect a man to go shopping all day in an overheated shopping mall full of sweaty, boring people, and stand, sometimes for hours, outside a changing room, shrugging sadly at other sweaty, bored men, while you try on 19 pairs of identical jeans and ask “Does my arse look big in this?” every time.
In my long, painful experience of trying to answer this bloody question, I have yet to work out the correct response. If we answer truthfully ………….“Not especially, I think they’re fine”…………, Heidi becomes despondent because I not being positive enough. If we answer very truthfully …………“I don’t care what your arse looks like, can we please go home now?”…….she gets mad at me.
If I lie ………….“Oh my God, those jeans are just perfect. Is that your arse or did you borrow Kate Moss’s buttocks” Heidi gets suspicious and says “You’re just saying that so we can go home, aren’t you?”
And the nervous flicker of my eyes in response finds me out. And that’s me buggered …….as she drags me to a yet another shop……………..bugger.
So Heidi………..don’t take me shopping when I come home. I love you whatever you’re wearing. As long as it’s slutty………… but in a classy way…………….and I don’t have anything to do with its purchase.
Well this was a great cruise. The weather has been up until today just perfect. It’s a little overcast today and yet the guests continue to have a wonderful time. Honestly, the one common denominator that everyone I speak to shares is their amazement at the value for money that Carnival provides. I don’t want to get all corporatie……..and yes that is a word………..sort of……….but it is quite extraordinary what we provide for the price we charge. And that’s why now more than ever I am proud to write this blog and even though there may be those who we do not please and those who demand a table by the window and the ship moved to the left ……….I will continue to try and provide you with a blend of fun, laughter, information, resolution, a shoulder to cry on all mixed together with a large pair of underpants.
Goodnight
Your friend
John





79 Comments
August 14th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
John,
You cheated us! Today’s Carnival Dream pictures were already posted yesterday!
The new picture of Kye earns you forgiveness, however.
I’m not sure where you can get a dolphin burger, but I know you can get a turtle burger on Grand Cayman. Perhaps invite the potty mouths to join you for one? Don’t forget to arrange for them to get back to the ship late.
Just a thought.
bill
August 14th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Hola John!!
Kye is beautiful!! I know you can’t wait to hold her. You are going to find her so different and so big!
Can’t wait to hear everything about Kye and get a big huggo from you on Monday. See you!! Woo hoo!
August 14th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
John, I think you did absolutely right with the two loudmouths. I wondered whether, during their visit to Jamaica, they bothered to see how some of the people live? Or cared?
On your answer to Joka Joan – as I read her question, she is sailing on Glory on 9/12/09, but Glory doesn’t go into drydock (and get the Seaside Theater) until January. We sailed on Glory back in February, and while we like the Seaside Theater we had a great time without it on this cruise.
August 14th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Hi John!
2 people complaining for the first time in 23 years about one excursion? I would say that the track record speaks for itself.
Great to hear from Heidi.
Loved the pictures.
I hope your weekend is better.
Take care!
David
August 14th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
My what a beautiful smile Kye. John you have lovely child and as always aeautiful wife. You have become a full family. I do hope that Heidi was able to use the many things for Kye that MaryLou and I gave you when we met you on the Carnival Valor though just an hour or so before we left Miami. I’ve calmed down about the pins and I guess you as always is correct. I’ll definitely buy my pin because I want one to have after each and everyone of my cruise so accept my apology for my being a little curt with you. It wasn’t what I wanted to really to say. I guess, being a little perturbed took me out of my real caring about you. Please accept my apology John. I hope we can still be friends.
I’m so happy that you let those two young ladies know that if they have a problem it’s better to express feelings in a more professional manner and if so it may allow others to listen to them even though they are wrong. Don’t feel that you were wrong when you had to raise your voice. In that case it was necessary for them to understand that it was wrong to disrespect a person in front of so many people. Congratulations my friend. You taught them first and second you had the other people loving you even more. Ciao John.
Paul F. Pietrangelo
August 14th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
John,
I got goose bumps reading the last paragraph. If I had been on this sailing, I too, would have STOOD UP and applauded you…
You are one of the best, most understanding, goes out of his way human being that I know and what you did is absolutely normal, nothing to feel less manly for doing…
I APPLAUD YOU TOO along with those 1500 passengers…. Another job well done…
Unfortunately stupid idiot people are allowed anywhere, even on Carnival.. (but they are a very small group)
August 14th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Dear John,
Take the weekend off and enjoy the last cruise before you head home.
By the way the only correct answer that any woman wants from a man is “YES DEAR” and NO DEAR”. Just make sure that you use the right one or once again you are ……..BUGGERED!
James & Nancy
The Cruzin2some
August 14th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Wow that was quite the situation and you shouldn’t be upset for the way you handled it…they likely would have continued their yelling and disruption had you not done it. As usual, I think you are the best person to handle these types of issues so cheer up and know that no one could have handled it better. Now…
Awwwwwwww she is so darn cute! I want to hear her giggle while Heidi dances for her…those moments you will remember forever. The laugh is something you wish you could hear every day for the rest of your life. Heidi, in the US we call that growing like a weed. That first year if they get to wear something twice it is a major accomplishment. I am excited for you that you will have your family together again soon.
Hugs to you all…Cheryl
August 14th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
John, please reply
August 14th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
John,
Oh my, John! That smile from Kye is so beautiful! Please continue to share her with us. Can’t think of anything to say that will top that picture.
Heidi,
Thank you for letting us be part of this experience!
Joyce
August 14th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
John PLease reply
I was reading the reply about the Glory and the seaside theater to be installed. I will be on the Glory two weeks before it’s drydock at the end of January 2010 and was under the impression that it won’t be getting seaside theater until the drydock. Your reply said by the time the person cruise 9/12 (sept 12 or perhaps Sept 2012?) it will have seaside theather. Please clear it up for me.
As for the Animal Rights activists, I really wish they would leave it at home. Yes, it isn’t necessarily the greatest to see dolphins in captivity, but the upside is they are well cared for and the activities they do keep them from getting bored (dolphins are very intelligent animals and the tricks keep them in good shape mentally)
Kye- as usual, a darling. May she have Heidi’s good looks and your charm and humor….
August 14th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
John:
I don’t think you were wrong in your handling of the Dolphin Divas, but it sounds as if you worry that you were. If anyone ever wants to find out how to deal with the public, I would suggest they follow you around for a few weeks. If they look up “Customer Service” in the dictionary, they will find John Heald’s photo there! I worry a little bit that with all you do, and knowing that when you do something you don’t do it half way…that you will become overwhelmed. So, don’t be hard on yourself for simply asking that the Dolphin Divas treat you with basic human decency.
Good thing that you will soon be home with your girls — and thanks to Heidi for another update and lovely photo of Kye. I know they can’t wait to see you!!
Terri
August 14th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Hi John,
Keep working on getting on the Holiday for its last cruise. Would be great to see you again. I wish I could say I had the most sailings on her as the final voyage will be my ninth time.
Mrs Judy who also will be onboard will have been on her 25 times by the time of the last sail. She says I am the reason for getting her back into cruising. She is a sweet lady.
Right now we have 52 people on the rollcall for this sailing. I have 18 interested in a one hour cocktail party. I am sure by the time the cruise gets here I will have the 20 minimum.
We are also planning a midnight champagne farewell toast for the last night onboard.
Dave
August 14th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Good for you John! You deserve respect, don’t ever feel the need to apologize or feel bad for having said something to a RUDE guest, they deserved it. Oh My, KYE is so beautiful, and what a smile. She looks more and more like you John, she is such a beautiful baby. Can’t wait for you to go home and be with your girls! Heidi is a wonderful mother, you two are so lucky to have a wonderful family! One more week, and you will be back in the U.K. Your friends, Linda & Mike
August 14th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
oh my gosh john – kye is lovely! please tell heidi that i am still trying to get into my pre pregnancy jeans and my son is 38!
soon you will be home with them. i understand the feelings you both have since prince charlie was in the military for 26 years and we sure had our separations! it is not easy i know.
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
August 14th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
John, no need to reply.
If you are unable to make the last sailing of the Holiday there is always the Oct 15th sailing. This is when our group of 30+ that started out from our Carnival Fun for All, All for Fun party. It is a 4 night so you could just ride back from Cozumel with us for a couple of nights.
Anyway Judy is our group leader who came to our Carnival party and within 2 weeks was hosting her own cruise party. For a cruise rookie she has caught the cruise bug bad. Judy rounded up 30 ladies (and 2 guys) from our church most who have never cruised. Pairing up ones who needed a roommate. Coordinating car pools and motel rooms for the group. Even paying most of one elderly lady’s cruise fare herself. All of them will make the 7 hour drive from Texas to Mobile.
If you could please, pull one more fruit basket out of where ever you find them for Judy. For 3 months now she has been a waking, talking cruise nut.
I know get back with you closer to the sail date. Also if Tori needs a slightly wild cruise nut for the Welcome aboard show I would be glad to point Judy out to her.
Oh, on the Dolphin encounter our 2 granddaughters loved it and the Dolphins looked like they also enjoyed the attention.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
John, you are my inspiration. You have the patience of a saint. There is absolutely no way I could hold my temper with these uncouth, loud mouth, blankety blank, passengers that you have to put up with. I get angry just thinking about it.
On to better things. I can not believe how fast Little Miss Kye is growing. Yep you’re the MAN. As a result of 3 minutes of an “unbridled moment of passion” on the desk in your cabin, on the Carnival Splendor and what a beautiful princess you have.
Countess Carolyn………….sending hugs to ((((((KYE and HEIDI))))) and you to (((((John))))).
August 14th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Dear John,
You are the only person I can say this to…. You need a vacation from cruising! And even though I would hate it… a vacation from the blog as well. Maybe while you are at home, Jamie could take over and write a few days a week or (gasp) maybe even a whole week! The world would not end. The sky would not fall. You can come back refreshed, and ready to roll. Think about it. We would still be here. So would the Mr. and Mrs. Needafreebie’s of the world.
Cheers!
Derek
August 14th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
John,
I don’t know how you muster that kind of restraint with such nut jobs. I would have suggested that maybe they take a swim with the Sharks as I had both of them pushed overboard. Oh yeah, “thanks for cruising Carnival” as they plummet to the depths of the seafloor.
I do feel your pain however. While I cannot imagine having 36oo passengers on board, I do know what a pain in the ass some people can be.
We had a blast on our cruise. Sorry we didn’t get a pic with you.
Enjoy your time off.
Captn. Dan
August 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Hi John,
I went on my first Dolphin Encounter in Zihuatanejo (Mexico) from the Carnival Spirit last December and maybe my thoughts on it might be useful to you if you ever have to have another “chat” like that one.
First off, while I am an unrepentant meat-eater, I cannot stand to see an animal mistreated or neglected, and I would complain forcefully if I saw anything like that being done by/for Carnival. (although I would wait my turn politely at the Purser’s desk to make my complaint!) Also, I believe I am pretty good at “reading” animals – it’s rarely that I can’t become friends with just about any mammal in a half-hour or less.
Now, my impressions of the Dolphin Encounter in Zihuatanejo:
-It is super clean and very well maintained! Most places I have been to in Mexico (even the Pacifico brewery in Puerto Vallarta) are, well, clean where it’s absolutely necessary, and repairs are made, well, as time and funds become available. But not here! EVERYTHING was freshly painted and clean enough to eat off.
-The pool is quite large. Of course, for animals that live in the open ocean no pool could ever be as big as they would expect, but it still looked to my untrained eyes like they had enough room to get good exercise.
-The trainers/guides were very careful to explain how to touch (and how NOT to touch) the dolphins before we were even allowed in the water. And I am proud to say everyone in our group obeyed the rules to the letter. (Maybe they were more terrified of what the dolphins could do to them than of disobeying the rules, but it worked!)
-While the dolphins were trained to do certain “tricks” with us, most of the time they were allowed to swim pretty much anywhere in the pool, and I never detected any reluctance on their part to being touched by us. (To be fair, we were the first group of the day, maybe the dolphins do get sick of humans touching them by the end of a busy day.)
-I think it’s fair to say that everyone in our group was delighted with the encounter, and came away with very warm feelings for dolphins. And in today’s world, wild dolphins (and all other animals)need more than just benign neglect from humans. They NEED people to actively work for habitat preservation and stopping pollution and over-fishing. I’m hopeful that some of the folks who go to these programs are inspired to do more for dolphins.
So, my (untrained, but very empathetic) conclusion is that for this particular program at least, perhaps it is not quite as good a life for these particular dolphins as living in the wild would be – it’s probably a bit boring for them and they probably feel a bit closed-in in their pool. But, I think they are as well taken care of as can be expected for captive animals, I do not think they are suffering in any way, and they are acting as ambassadors for their species and the oceans, so I think the world-wide population of dolphins is probably a bit better-off because these programs exist.
August 14th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
John:
I have to say I have never understood why people can not figure out that when they act rudely … they lose any chance of anyone taking them seriously.
If their message is so important to them, then they should be mature enough to express themselves in a civilized manner.
Or (as in this case) they will not only be ignored…but they actually cause “points” to be scored by the “other side”.
Be glad they are not on this up coming cruise where all the talk (among people with morals in general and animal lovers specifically) will be about Michael Vick getting his 1.6 million dollar a year contract with the Philadelphia Eagles.
If there is such a thing as karma….Vick will be seated next to these two on a LONG plane ride home.
What a beautiful picture of Kye. They do grow so quickly. I can’t believe my two “little boys” are now grown.
Linda (Mom of your friend ~ now all grown up~ DJ)
August 14th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
What a cutie pie!!!!!!!! I am sure someday little Kye will be out swimming with Daddy at a Dolphin swim.
Yes, I have heard that Dolphin Swims help with students/people with autism. I am a Special Ed. Teach and that is what I thought about on my last cruise….when I looked at the great list of Shore Excursions offered….I wish I could take my students on that because they would love it. We did go on a horseback ride at a stable once that I talked a guy into giving five of us for half price…because it was my money…..love education…….and they seemed so at peace and happy and content……they would love the Dolphins…and it is sad that those people felt it was okay to be rude to you and their fellow guest who had just enjoyed one of the neatest shows I have ever seen on a ship………Freedom/Ticket/Ride……because it would be great for people with Autism and all people to enjoy the experience. And I feel content that they are not stressed out animals and like to interact with people. There are a lot of rude and complaining people on ships once in while…sometimes people find it difficult to relax and let go….or they can’t leave their agenda at home….or maybe they have a headache…..or the ever popular fight with hubby about putting that extra flower of butter on the alfreado dish in the Posh/Chic……but to cause a scene like that in public when people have just had a happy and cohesive moment……sad. You can’t please all of the people all of the time…and you are a true Professional that handles difficult situations like a man with dignity and many years of experience…..That is why you are the greatest cruise director out there…….I mean to be willing to sit in your palace-like suite on the ship in your underwear while the steward serves you marmite on toast triangles and write this blog….wow!!! WOW!!!! (THAT LAST PART IS INTENDED TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF YOU……)…….John….just listen to cling on the security machine while they are walking down the gangplank and say ….well think it…..but you know….
August 14th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I agree that Carnival provides great fun for the money!!! My niece and I will be there on Spring Break.
August 14th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
John,
Haven’t sent a comment in a long time…but the picture of Kye made me smile today! I just came home from the high school graduation party of my youngest nephew. It is making me feel very nostalgic. I miss when my girls were babies. Enjoy every minute of Kye! They are grown before you know it.
Hang in there! You get to go home soon to your girls.
Karen R.
August 14th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Hi John,
I have an idea for all the people who want the past guest pins. Why don’t you leave a list of all the past guests in the gift shop and anyone who wants a pin can come and get them for free. I completely understand about people not taking them when they are left in the cabin ( I might have been one of those), but they are obviously important to some people. I have never witnessed anything like this until I went to Disneyworld. You would not believe what they do for pins there. There is a huge following of pin collectors, while this is not my thing it is apparently very important to some. Also, in regards to Carnival’s value compared to other cruise lines, I live in Fort Lauderdale and have sailed on almost every cruise line, and Carnival definitely has the best value for the money. I am sailing on the Dream inaugural sailing on the 21st of September because I had a wonderful experience on the Liberty with you a few years ago in the Med. I could have chosen any cruise line and I chose Carnival because I was 100% happy with my experience. I am sorry you will not be joining us on the sailing but hope you will be enjoying time with your beautiful family.
Best regards, Valerie and Family
August 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Hi, John!
It was sooo good to see how much Kye has grown. Her smile is beautiful, just like her mommy’s.
Also a hi to April Z…Dick and I will also be on the Carnival Holiday on 10/10! We are taking all three of our (adult) kids, spouses, and four young grandchildren on this cruise, as it was what worked well with school fall break.
We continue to feel that Carnival gives the best value for our money, and are working toward Platinum status as rapidly as we can (would have been there already if we could count cruises taken on many of your sister ships!). Oh well…
Dick and I hope to cruise with you again some day.
Peachy hugs,
Duchess Sandy in GA
(member of Blogger Cruise #1–Big Ed’s Evil Crew!)
August 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
John (please reply)
Today for the umpteenth time I spoke to a 70 something about an Alaskan cruise and I, of course, told her about the Carnival Spirit. The response I got was “oh no dear, that’s a party ship”. Will you please get someone in advertising to do a spot showing “older” people having the time of their life on a Carnival ship. You would make my life (and others) as a travel agent so much easier. Kye gets prettier every day.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
JOHN PLEASE REPLY,
I am having a disagreement with my sister and a friend about Grand Cayman. They both say that there isn’t a pier because the water is too shallow for ships to dock there. But I could swear that you have mentioned in past blogs that the Grand Cayman government won’t build a pier there because of the cost or some other reason. Could you please clear this up for me and prove to them that I’m right and they are wrong? Thank you. The only other port I’ve ever gone to with Carnival that was tendered was Belize and I believe that is because the water is too shallow.
I think you handled the situation with those two “idiots” the right way. Too bad they had to spoil your last week on the Freedom.
Kye is absolutely adorable and I bet you can’t wait to get home to her and Heidi this week. Have a safe trip home and I look forward to hearing from you when you get back to England.
Cindy
August 14th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
John,
I totally understand how busy all this work i for you, So, thank you, thank you, thank you, again and again. I can barely imagine how much time this takes.
I will definitely post again closer to our Carnival Conquest cruise on 9/6 as we get closer. I don’t want a lot, just birthday wishes for my DD, who will be celebrating her 23rd birthday on this cruise. It has been a difficult time for all of us for different reaons and our cruie can not happen soon enough.
Kye’s picture today, looked almost if she was laughing. I know getting home to your girls is what you look forwad to the most. Kye is totally gorgeous!!
I know you can’t answer everyone’s questions, nor can I. You however do an Amazing job and to everyone else, I give you a standing ovation. Keep up the great work and stay strong. You are only one man and can only do so much in one day.
I understand you cannot reply to everyone’s post, I do hope you read the supportive and positive comments we send to you. I had a few customers today that really lifted my spirits when I most needed it.
Take care of yourelf, my friend.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Gorgeous photo of Kye.
John, wish I was there to join in that standing ovation that you so much deserve. Why can’t people just respect their fellow human beings? It’s okay to voice your opinion, but be appropriate. You go John!
Lisa
August 15th, 2009 at 4:50 am
Hi John,
What a beautiful picture of Kye! I think she looks more like you every day!
Hugs,
Julie
August 15th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Hey John! – Please reply
One week from today I’ll be boarding the Carnival Glory (yes, I paid attention and did not say just the Glory). Woo hoo!
I’m loaded with all the goodies. I have the chocolates, wine and peanuts. I’m a one man cocktail party!
I think you might be mistaken about the Carnival Glory having the seaside theater. I believe she is scheduled to go into dry dock in February to receive the upgrade.
I just have one request. Can I have a table for 3 in the main dining room for me, my wife and the Captain, a chocolate covered fruit basket and Megan Fox oiled up and delivered to my stateroom? RCL did that for me right before we docked at Grand Cayman so it shouldn’t be a problem. JUST KIDDING!
All I need is my beautiful wife, wonderful daughter and Carnival ship and I’m happy.
P.S. You had to know I was kidding when I said that I had been on a RCL ship…hehehe
John O
August 15th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Hi John! Oh my….Kye is so beautiful and happy!! What a cutie! You and Heidi did a good job there!!!
You should not feel bad about shouting at those two girls. They obviously have not been taught manners and sounds like they need a few more brave folks to tell them to be quiet. Had I been there, I would have applauded you as well.
Best wishes to you, Heidi and Kye
Stitch
August 15th, 2009 at 9:08 am
John,
Hooray for you for standing up to those women! They should have been more respectful to everyone around them and handled their dissent differently.
My husband and I will be sailing with you on the 11/15 Dream Blogger’s Cruise to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary. We’re looking forward to this cruise and sailing with you once again. You were the cruise director on our first Carnival Cruise (Triumph to Canada Sept 1999) and set a very high standard for a cruise director on that cruise. You have a very special talent for making people happy!
We’re so grateful that we’ve been able to join the blogger’s events. We received our confirmation from Stephanie earlier this week. Thank you for making that happen.
I also wanted to take this time to thank you for working with the corporate folks on the cruise pins. While we aren’t platinum yet, I’m glad to hear the pins will be available for purchase. I have a shadow box with each of our cruise pins in it. I keep it to remind me about each of these special vacations.
Enjoy your time home with Kye and Heidi.
See you in November!
August 15th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Still no luck locating dolphin burgers, but I did find whaleburgers…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/jul/04/japan.foodanddrink
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.luckypierrot.jp/&ei=hbSGSpjUCuCQtgeywdznDA&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3DLucky%2BPierrot%26hl%3Den%26num%3D100
August 15th, 2009 at 9:18 am
greetings mate,,,,,
Carnival must set up a no “ARSE-HOLE”
policy to weed out the riff raft,,,
we dont want they on our FUN SHIPS,,,
If they want to act like jerks,,,,,,then they
can go climb a rock wall !
we sail on the FREEDOM in 22 days
and the DREAM in 110 days
and the SENSATION in 147 days
enjoy your time with your sweet family,,,
your mates
tom & jane
August 15th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Hi John,
Speaking of food (imagine that), I really like the pizza on Carnival – best pizza on the high seas.
No, it may not be better than many of the famous land based pizzerias in New York, Chicago, wherever, but the best pizza comes from where it was invented – Naples, Italy.
I’m looking forward to trying to find this place in a few weeks, for the real deal! After a morning tour of Herculaneum, I’ll probably be famished.
http://www.damichele.net/
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Darn it – now I made myself hungry – Again!
Hurry up, Carnival Dream – I need my cruise fix!
August 15th, 2009 at 11:17 am
John,
I just got back from our cruise to Alaska on the Spirit (August 5th sailing). That was the most amazing cruise I have been on. The ship was really beautiful and the crew took great pride in keeping her looking that way.
Our waitstaff were the best we have ever seen. We ended up going on the Float Plane Crab Feast in Ketchikan, Mendenhall Glacier and Wildlife Quest in Juneau, the All Aboard Steam Train in Skagway, and the Sea Otter & Wildlife Quest in Sitka. These tours were the most amazing ever. The wildlife and other natural beauties we saw were uncomparable.
You were gracious enough to send my son his “gift” as promised, and he was absolutely estatic. His birthday was the same day as the Mendenhall Glacier and Wildlife Quest. The glacier was wonderful, but the wildlife quest was out of this world. We saw numerous humpbacks (at least 15-20), 10 of which were bubble net feeding all at once. We saw orcas, harbor seals, eagles, etc. The excursion was so good the crew was all on deck cheering and marveling at all the things we were seeing. They said we had the excursion of the year due to the large variety, large number, and variety of things the animals were doing which we got to see. (Even a pair of Orcas mating.) I was almost too embarrassed to watch. OK, not too embarrased to take some pictures.
Anyway, I don’t want to take up too much space, but I would like you and Carnival know how much we really enjoyed this cruise. Can’t wait for the next one……
August 15th, 2009 at 11:19 am
John, please reply….
The question will follow this comment:
Sorry to tell you this… but the fellow blogger who just told you that you cheated on us because the Dream pictures shown 8/14 already been shown on 8/13 is right! Those are the Venetian Carnival masks and they are absolutely beautiful….But like he said, you are forgiven because this Friday’s picture of Kye wearing a beautiful white dress & a big smile is a winner!
We wrote you a few days ago asking for you to reply but since we haven’t seen an answer yet, here it goes again… As we told you earlier, we are once again booked on the Freedom on an 8-night cruise sailing from Ft. Lauderdale Nov. 21. On the Cruise Directors’ schedule shown on the right hand column of your blogs, it shows that Ralph Valente will be the CD but in one of your blogs you said that “Weeee Jimmy” was the one. Please clarify: Is Ralph Valente & Weeee Jimmy one and the same? You mentioned that he is a ball of fun and we really would be looking forward to meet him! Thanks.
Please give Heidi & Kye hugs & kisses for us when you see them…. we hope that this will be real soon!
We hope that you have a nice trip home. Regards.
The Santanas of Miami Beach
August 15th, 2009 at 11:23 am
John (please reply),
First, I have to say the picture of Kye is simply beautiful. I am hoping she and Heidi will join us on the 12/3 sailing.
I was wondering if there was a chance of getting a list of the movies on the ido deck for the week when we board. We really wanted to do this one night on the Freedom, but we missed the only one we actually wanted to see.
August 15th, 2009 at 11:24 am
These loud mouths fail to understand human nature: the more personal the experience we have with animals, the more we have a personal interest in their well-being. Good for you for putting them in their place.
August 15th, 2009 at 11:42 am
John,
I have become addicted to your blog, I never thought I had the time for such things, but I love it.
I’m amazed at your patience with some of the passengers and their silly and selfish complaints. That’s why you’re the head cruise director.
Kye has your smile and is beautiful.
My husband and I are looking forward to meeting you on the Dream for the 1/23 and 1/30 cruises.
Can’t Wait, but will have to.
August 15th, 2009 at 11:49 am
John and Heidi, Thank you for the beautiful picture of Kye. She’s incredible and sooooo cute!!
A big “YES” for speaking up to those two little creppy girls. How rude of them!! There comes a time when enough is enough and you need to speak your mind and there will be a trillion pieple backing you up!! AND THE TRILLION PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION, ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!
Love to You, Heidi and Kye, Paula and Nelson Baker in North Carolina
August 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
John,
You did what you had to do to stop those foul mouth twenty somethings! They had no right yelling at you but you had every right to scream as loudly as you could to shut them up and prevent a riot on ship. No doubt you soon would have had several hundred people storming these two and throwing them overboard! ha ha. Good job as always! Don’t you dare feel embarrassed or discouraged about what you did. We love you and you always make the right choices. It’s just sometimes you have to be firm. That’s why you’re there. We feel safer with great cruise directors like you onboard. Kye is growing more beautiful each day and that smile! She is absolutely adorable. Give our love to Kye and Heidi. You’ll be home soon, holding your lovely girls and not having to worry about rude travelers any more. At least for a while.
Love ya John!
Mike & Lori
August 15th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
John, question at bottom of page…..
John, my wife and I really enjoy your blog and as another reader said, it is addicting. We especially enjoy reading the passenger ages and quantities when you start a new cruise.
I must admit I do agree with Gary when he spoke of all the people writing to ask you to arrange for tables and room gifts etc. I know there are certain situations when help is really needed for arrangements but most can be left until the ship is boarded. I imagine many Maitre d’s like you for “prearranging” seating as this lessens his line on sailing day. Call me old fashioned but I won’t bug you unless it’s REALLY important. Besides, learning the “cruising ropes” on how to fix and arrange your own particular dilemmas is all part of the cruising experience.
In reference to the ship pins, our next cruise on the Carnival Dream on Oct 3rd will be our 20th Carnival cruise. We have EVERY pin we have been given and finding them waiting on our beds with the previous cruiser invitation is part of our cruising ritual. I’m sorry for the non platinum guests that must now purchase them, but you know about Jack and pulling up the ladder!
I have a question for you that I have asked many times to many different staff members in all sorts of positions and most have given the same answer.
In your opinion what is the worst job to have on the ship?
Oh, and by the way, you have the patience of a saint putting up with the things you do from some passengers. You have so much restraint you are entitled to lose it on occasion.
August 15th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
John,
Another great blog. I appreciate your concern over how the two “fin huggers” had to be handled, but in my experience you avoided certain bloodshed with your outburst. Nothing else would have had the desired effect. I know it was very un-British of you, but frankly sometimes it takes acting like a Yank to handle a Yank.
Many thanks for bringing back the pins. I have cherished each one, and wear it as my lapel pin for all to see. Sorry they couldn’t bring them back for all, but since our entire family is platimum, we appreciate what you were able to do. Keep working on Corporate for the others.
Speaking of Platinum Rewards, while we appreciate the gifts, the most important of those rewards are not tangible, but rather valuable! I’m speaking of LAUNDRY SERVICE and VIP EMBARKATION. That means less packing, less luggage, and less fights with the wife. Just a suggestion – perhaps the powers in the Dark Tower can look into keeping the redundant thermoses, frames, etc., and offer an onboard credit toward the gift shops. Many who cruise regularly no longer have a draw to get them into the shops. Even a $25 dedicated credit would send them in to shop for what they truly want, and if they are like my wife, $25 would only be the first notch on their belts. And after all, isn’t point-of-purchase profit the key to being able to bring back the pins for all past guests?
Much love to you and your ladies. I know you are missing a lot of Kye’s growing up, but you’ll be home soon. Meanwhile, while you can’t be with your true loves, you can at least be happy to spend time with your first love–the sea.
Rus Franklin
August 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Thank you for the response today. I just noticed in my question there some how was a “L” was in the middle of Kye’s name. Sorry for the typo and all the best to you, Heidi and Kye!!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Hi John,
There is no reason at all calling people behaving like they did “Ladies”!!!!. I do not know the correct English word for female A…. sorry.
You did handle it absolutley right. Them treating you like they did, do not show respect at all and do not deserve any.
1500 passengers showed you did the very right thing.
Great Kye Friday again
Ralf
August 15th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
John ,
I’m a bit “IT” challenged but heard we could come on the blog and leave you our thoughts and suggestions. I just read this latest post and thought you could use our feedback.
We just completed our first cruise to celebrate my husband’s 50th birthday. Of course we read some other blogs bad-mouthing Carnival but decided to jump in and go on the Inspiration 4-day out of Tampa on August 6th.
We can not stop talking about how much we both LOVED it! We are so spoiled now! We had cabin u-93 and it was fantastic! Our room steward “Wendal” was the best! Our dining room staff “Tyron and Sudiarta” treated us like we were part of their family! I actually cried when I said good-bye and there warmth and tenderness will never be forgotten!
We are hooked! And it was because of the remarkable staff and accomodations!
I do, however, have a few suggestions and don’t worry they are not “deal breakers” or bad, just a few observations.
1. They should have that awesome piano sing along bar non-smoking a couple of nights for the non-smokers that like to sing along. I would have loved to do that but can’t deal with the smoke. I honestly think they should make all cabins non-smoking as well, but I digress…
2. They should have a computer set up that only goes to the carnival website and is free to use. Mike and I would have booked our next cruise right away had that been an option. This is a great way to increase cruise bookings!
3. I noticed on the capers that they have drink “specials” both morning and afternoon. They should have a “featured” wine for dinner and advertise it the same way. That would increase sales of wine during dinner!
Anyway, just thought I would pass this along and to publicly thank everyone at Carnival for making our first cruise so memorable. We can’t wait until our next…
Judy and Mike
Tampa, FL.
August 15th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
John,
Me & my wife just finished a cruise on the Carnival Freedom @ the first of July. We have to say every last minute we spent on the ship was great! Your humor was keeping us laughing @ all times whether it was meeting Mr. Dick Little or it was explaining why the pool was closed! I just wanted to say thank you for the wonderful memories that you and the team of the Carnival Freedom gave us & that once our bundle of joy in my wifes stomach makes her grand debut we hope to catch back up with you on one of your cruises where you are the cd. Best wishes to you and your family. Kye is beautiful.
August 15th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
John Please respond,
I am not writing with the normal help me get his table or make this happen, or give me some free flowers. I am sending this to you as I think you may be one of the only ones in your company that give a rats ass about customer service. I am writing to simply express my recent experience in booking our 3rd Carnival trip in the Carnival Dream. We were on the Victory last year when our daughter was 2 and she completely hated Camp. In fact since she cried for 11 minutes the first time she was there, we got evicted. It left us struggling to entertain a 2year old since everything is really geared around camp. So when we were booking the Dream, that was our first question to the PVP, What is there to do for a 3 year old other than Camp. She basically gave me the song and dance that things will be ok for her to go there and she will love it blah blah blah. I said again, are there things to do for the kids that include the parent and kid together. She said the same thing we found out on our last cruise, no, there is nothing other than dropping them off at camp. We still made the decision to book because she is old enough to use the pools and water park etc. About 3 days after booking, I started a cat and mouse game of calls to my PVP and supervisors in the call center. I called my PVP to ask for a roll away as we had on the Victory on our last cruise. We were not comfortable putting the 2 or 3 year old in that fold don’t bunk thingy. She said, “There are not roll a ways on that ship”. I said, so where does she sleep, in the bunk that she will roll out off? Her response, well, she can lay on the couch to sleep. She then goes on to tell me that there are rooms that have sleeper sofas, but we don’t qualify since we only have 3 people instead of 4 or 5. I stated so Carnival is going to jeopardize my child’s safety over make a couple extra hundred bucks on a room. She said, there is nothing I can do to help you, my hands are tied. I was LIVID. She then called back a few minutes and offered me a crib for our 3 year old to sleep in. I said she is 3 and sleeps in regular big girl bed, I cant do that. I asked for a number of a supervisor and called. When I called customer service, I was never allowed to speak to a supervisor; I was told they are too busy. They told me however that my PVP does not know what they are talking about, that the room does have a convertible sleeper sofa. I called a 2nd time, and was given the exact same answer. I sent an email to my PVP with the info I learned and was NEVER responded too. So at this point, I am not sure who to believe.
This is our 3rd trip and I feel like the quality of customer service is going down, tremendously. I really felt like I wasn’t spending enough money to have my concerns addressed. It is making me regret booking our 3rd cruise with Carnival, and I honestly don’t know if at this point I would book again. Again, I am only send this to you as I feel you will pass the info along to the people that address these issues. Thank you for your time.
Glenn Seymour
March 20, 2010 “Dream”
August 15th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Hi John,
Please Reply
I have to admit something to you. On Friday’s, the first thing I do when I open your blog is to look for the newest picture of Kye and to see how much she has changed in a week. Like I have said in the past, she is a beautiful Rosebud that is really starting to bloom. I think she is looking more and more like you, and that ain’t bad. Please send my love to Kye and Heidi.
When you yelled at those two girls, you had every reason to and I applaud you for doing it. Sometimes you have to do things that you normally would not do to get someone’s attention even if it took you to yell at them, I blame them not you. I feel that they had no right yelling at anyone, that is disrespect to everyone around them and in one way to themselves as well. I have been on the dolphin swim in Cabo San Lucas and those dolphins are very well treated, they are not abused in fact I think they like the pampering they get there. I have to admit there is something about touching that beautiful animal that is overwhelming. I would highly recommend it to anyone who loves dolphins.
Hang in there, John and don’t let those turkeys get you down.
Your bloggy thinggy fan
Kathy
August 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Hi, John!
This is only the 2nd time I’ve replied on your blog, but have been a follower almost since the beginning.
First off, let me congratulate you and Heidi on your beautiful baby, Kye. I look forward to seeing an updated photo of her every Friday.
John, I love reading your blog, while you are at sea, as well as when you are home, as you really make me smile and sometimes even make me laugh out loud (I’m a silent laugher, so that’s quite a big deal). However, I’m concerned about your health–maybe you should take a break from it one day a week while you are in port and go ashore. I don’t want to have anything happen to you. You are working 24/7 and need a much needed break. It takes me a while to read it, so I know it is taking you a long time to write it. So, please take a little time for yourself.
In early September I will be taking my 6th CCL cruise (I took a cruise on the Mardi Gras in 1983, but unfortunately, CCL does not recognize that one, but I still count it). I will be sailing on the Triumph to Canada–can’t wait!
You have the patience of a saint and it’s about time you put those rude people in their place. I don’t know how you keep your cool.
Well, John, that’s all for now. I hope some day to be able to join you and the other bloggers on one of your bloggers cruises. I normally travel alone, so it is more expensive for me. Any chance Carnival could do some more cabins for us single travelers?
Take care of yourself, John. You know, you’re a spittin’ image of George Clooney (really–I can see it in your eyes). Say hi to Heidi and Kye for me. Thanks for the laughter!
Darryl
August 15th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
John (PLEASE REPLY!)
About two years ago we were on the Glory. We had an assistant team waitress named Eka Widiastari. ID# ******. Eka was so sweet to our family especially our youngest daughter who is a special needs child. While people at our table seemed annoyed by our daughters presence and our head waiter was sick and not doing his job to the best of his ability, Eka stepped right in and took over, taking care of everyones needs and making our daughters cruise a very memorable one. My question is, do you know if Eka is on a ship right now and if so how can we contact her? Which ship is she on so we can try to sail it again?
Thanks,
Mike & Lori
August 15th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
John (please reply),
I have been on 4 Carnival cruises and loved all of them. I spend a lot of time over on CC and just now found your blog thingy. I have spent the past 2 weeks reading and enjoying your blog.
I am currently booked on the dream in Jan for my 30th birthday cruise. All these pictures you have posted are awesome. I can’t wait to go. Having trouble with the prospect of turning 30, I decided that being in Cozumel was a million times better than facing my family/friends. I think its a great birthday present that you will be our CD on our cruise. Its like the cherry on the sundae; you made it perfect.
Can’t wait til January!!! See ya there and let’s just pretend I’m still 29 when I disembark. After all if you can’t remember your birthday it didn’t happen, right???
August 16th, 2009 at 7:39 am
John, Kye is for sure British. I see she already has the little tea finger pointing out.
She is so beautiful.
BIG ED
August 16th, 2009 at 7:59 am
John, Please respond,
We are sailing on the Triumph out of NYC on September 19th and I was wondering if you know when the formal nights will be. I’m not so interested in whats on the menu (as I generally like everything) but our group would be interested in knowing when formal nights are so if we want to make other plans for dinner one night, we don’t do it on a formal night. Personally, I love getting all dressed up and seeing everyone else’s outfits as well. Thank you so much for all you do with this blog….I’m sure it must be frustrating at times to deal with those people who aren’t so polite, but please know that for the majority of readers and Carnival regulars, you’re the best !!!
Thanks again
Ellen
August 16th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Hi John (Please reply),
We were on the Freedom 7/26 and had a wonderful time. It feels like there was so much to do from the very beginning that time just flew by. It was cruise number 6 for us on Carnival and by far one of the best and certainly won’t be our last.
I know you are getting ready to go home and spend some well deserved time with the ladies. One of my questions to you is when you do get off the ship and are back on dryland, how long if any does it take for you to get your equilibrium back(your land legs)? Silly question, but I’m curious to know.
Second question is what are you looking forward to doing once you get home (besides the obvious–something that is done behind close doors and laying down—-sleeping in your own bed, of course).
Last, my husband and I really enjoyed hearing Jamie Frasier sing, what a beautiful voice. It’s great to hear that he is changing gears and training to become a cruise director. What prompted the change? It seems like he could go very far with the singing career thingy.
I look forward to many more future cruises with you, Jamie and the Carnival family.
August 16th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I’d love to read a blog by our cruise director on the Conquest – Chris Jefferson. He was absolutely delightful and I’m so happy he’ll be our cruise director again for New Years on the Conquest
August 16th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
John I must applaud you for your patience in handling those two individuals. I would have helped escort them to the deck and thrown them to the dolphins!!!
Thank you for the beautiful pictures of Kye I really enjoy Fridays… Enjoy your time back home.
Eva
August 16th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
John
Please reply…
I just wrote you making comment on Jamie Frasiers singing….I was wondering if you could direct me to a place that I can purchase a CD of his music, I’ve looked for him online with no luck. Now I’ll have to book another Carnival cruise to get a CD autographed…..:)
August 16th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
John, please respond……..
Know you have written about this recently….re: changes to the welcome aboard captain’s cocktail party. You had stated that this was a trial on the Valor only. Well, we just got off the Glory on 8/15 and they did not have a captain’s cocktail party, just $1 off drinks on Promenade deck for an hour. Then for the past guest party, there were free drinks, but limited to wine, champagne, and fruit punch.
On Friday, there was a farewell cocktail party with complimentary drinks (again, a very limited selection) but this was NOT promoted at all, only a line item in the Capers daily schedule and only mentioned by the CD once early in the morning announcements. At 5 pm on the last day of a cruise, seems a good way to be sure not many people will be attending!
Seems Carnival is definitely cutting back in this area and personally, I think doing away with the welcome aboard party is a shame. Providing this is a great way to welcome the new cruisers as well as set the tone for the week onboard for all.
Has this change now gone fleetwide?
Really looking forward to seeing you again on the Dream Dec.3………..it’s been far too long since we sailed with you!
Thanks for sharing the pictures of Kye…….she is definitely one beautiful little girl and I know you are so ready to hold her in your arms again soon!
Have a great time at home with both your girls!!
August 16th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
John,
We just came back from our 6 days western caribbean on Freedom, what a beauty.Our honeymoon and first cruise in 1998 was on Destiny and we remember you as our cruise director.This time the shows was excellent specially the ticket to ride,allyn ball and on the last night the guy who perform on the ladder hes funny and awesome. Filipino cover bands and the filipino duo on lobby always give a good shows. I know its business but i do hope that the future fun ships have free wifi just like airports and other places, so on down time we can just power up the laptop. I hope to see you when we do it again next year.
Love and kisses,
Nep and thess Pita
August 16th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Please Respond John :
Hi John… Shawn here I contacted you earlier this year about my Friend & I sailing aboard the Splendor this Oct 18 2009 sailing … Our Booking Number is ****** … Well my friend is going to have his birthday on Monday the 19 of Oct. and I was hoping that you could help me out by surprising him with a birthday wish via a card or to pass on to Goose that he will be having his 31st birthday with the rest of us on the cruise.
Thanks,
Shawn
August 16th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
hey John I just got back from the Carninval Freedom 8/15/09 and you are the funniest guy I have ever seen. My favorite show was the one when the guy said “i shit.” “i kick your ass.” that was so funny. And when you had the guy say to his wife ” I want you and I need you and to night hahaha is going to be a yaba daba do time. haha thanks for the amazing show on the ship
sincerly brandon young
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August 16th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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August 16th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Dear John……… Please reply,
I wondered who I should contact about the mugs I purchased on board the Carnival Destiny and Carnival Paradise? I know lots of people collect pins, but I collect mugs, so that when I use them it brings back the memories from that place I visited. I have 2 different style mugs from the Carnival Freedom, but they are just as nice as the day I bought them. The problem is that with the mugs from the Paradise and the Destiny, the printing is wearing off. These are dark blue mugs with silver or white printing. I’m not sure how to add pictures to this email otherwise I would send you a picture, but the image of the ship has disappeared from both of them, and the Destiny only says “Desti now”. I don’t think I paid any less for these mugs, but the quality certainly isn’t there. Should I take these mugs with me on my next cruise in September on the Carnival Valour, and show them to somebody there? I would like to have the mugs replaced, but if the printing wears off them too, I would prefer the type I bought on the Carnival Freedom.
Thanks….Irene Garner (still hooked on cruising)
August 16th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Hey John!! (please reply)
I have been lurking here on your blog for about a year now! I love every one of your entries! You are hilarious! I even find myself laughing at all of your poo references.
I was wondering if you could help me out–I want a table for two next to a window–oh just kidding, I don’t care where I eat dinner as long as it is on a Carnival ship!!
Now for my real questions. I am sailing on the Victory out of San Juan next spring. Someone on Cruise Critic posted that shore excursions can’t be booked online ahead of time for the Southern Caribbean cruise. I hope this isn’t the case, as we prefer to pay before we go. Second, we are staying over night in San Juan the night before the cruise. What is the earliest time we can drop our luggage to the pier porters and check into the ship? Again, there have been many posts about this with various answers.
Oh, and Kye is just such a cutie I am sure you are looking forward to seeing her soon! =]
August 16th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Please Reply… no hurries though.
We are going on the Vancouver to Hawaii cruise on September 16… can’t wait. We have a great group of people on CruiseCritic already and I think we will all have life long friends after the cruise. I am a travel agent, and I work hard at selling Carnival. Still working on people on changing their mind about the “party” ships. It’s a work in progress.
My question. My mom needs a gluten free diet and I have used the form that needs to be filled out for such things. Is there a wheat free version of the molten lava cake? Just thought I would ask. It is my hubbies favourite dessert… not mine though because I seem to be one of the few females in this world that doesn’t like chocolate that much… yup, I am wierd HA HA HA.
Thanks for all you do. Oh… we also have the Carnival Dream booked for September 2010… can’t wait to see the Dream.
Stefani (i have a better spelling than all the other Stephanie’s you know LOL)
August 17th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Hi John (Please Reply)
I hope you are having a good weekend despite the tropical weather. Nanni is soooo disappointed that the storms kept you away from her.
I have a question. I have a friend that loves to cruise CCL, and on the last cruise she was on there was a band named Blood Brothers. She would like very much to cruise with them again. Is it possible for you to find which ship they are on, so she can book that ship? Thanks in advance.
I sure hope to cruise with you as CD again soon. It looks like we have Karl with a K on the Carnival Victory in 13 days. I saw him as an asst CD and he was super, so I am sure he will be a fabulous CD.
Give my best to Heidi and Kye. I know you are glad to be returning to your 2 beautiful ladies soon.
Hugs to all
Gloria aka Sue
August 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am
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August 17th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Dear John,
Today’s blog seemed to have some sad undertones. I’m not the best judge of people, especially when I all have is the written word to go by, but you really do need to take a little break, my friend. Get off the ship and take in a little sunshine and fresh air, if only for an hour or two – it will do wonders for your mind and spirit.
Regarding the tie dye wearing divas, I think you handled the situation better than most people would. Don’t beat yourself up for getting angry. It’s part of being human. I think an attack like that would make anyone shout. Even Jesus got angry and shouted, you know.
Kye is absolutely beautiful! I understand Heidi’s amazement at how quickly her little baby is growing. Just yesterday, it seems, I was bringing my own little 5-pound bundle home from the hospital. Today, she’s in preschool. (Warning – That first day of school is a tough one on both parents!) Tomorrow, she’ll be graduating college.
As far as “Do I look fat in this?” questions, I have already agreed not to ask such loaded questions of my hubby. In exchange, he agrees not to ask how much said garment costs. It’s a win-win.
Laura
August 17th, 2009 at 11:10 am
John,
Sorry about the rude people. You know there are idiots everywhere and you happened to get stuck with a few.
August 17th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Hello John!
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Hugs and love to your BEAUTIFUL daughter; what a treasure! I’m sure you can’t wait to go home to your ladies…
As to raising your voice to the two “ladies”… remember, their behavior was impacting everyone else’s experience after the show. You were certainly within bounds to call a quick end to that ordeal. I’m sure your reputation a our star cruise director was not diminished. Guess some people should not be allowed to cruise without a test for good manners. Meantime, finish packing and counting the seconds until you are home..
Hope to share a cuppa tea or the like before you exit Carnival Dream… [for my birthday cruise
My best to all…
Diane
August 17th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
We love cruising on the Carnival Line, This December will be our 7th cruise. My question is what type of entertainment will be on the Miracle sailing out of Ft. Lauderdale on the 14th of December.
We love jazz and we are hoping that we will not be disappointed, I have heard that they are discontinuing jazz on the ships.
Thank you for any information you can provide us.
August 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
John-
Thank you so much for arranging for us to sit at Ryan’s table. The girls and I had a wonderful trip on the Carnival Legend. The wine and “ship on a stick” were a great surprise and the twins were thrilled to get them. Thank you again! I know I have 3 daughters hooked on cruising now, they have started to plan next summer’s trip and are very upset they can’t join me on the Glory next month.
I had not used Camp Carnival before this trip and was very impressed with the facility and the activities. The twins are 7 and enjoyed everything they did. My oldest daughter is just a month shy of turning 15, she did try the Circle C once but was older than the others and decided to hang out with me instead. We both enjoyed Claude at the piano bar and the Jamacian group at the pool. Our cabin service was great as always and Ryan and Venera offered fun and fantastic service at dinner each night.
We loved Jen (CD) and her “princess” wave. Is the magician at dinner a new feature? He was amazing. I believe his name is Ram. We enjoyed our own private magic show several nights at dinner.
We do wish the stay in Roatan Island was longer, that was our favorite stop. Also is there a better way to do the photographs. I feel very wasteful when tossing the ones with closed eyes or silly faces. Maybe some way to view them and pick what is printed. The only issue I saw that needed attention was all the flies in the lounge where the kid’s talent show was. They were very pesky. Thank you again for all you do and the entertaining blog. We did leave a note for you and Jen both on the ship but I didn’t know how long it would take to catch up with you.
Betty, Katelynn, SaraLynn and LiAnna
August 20th, 2009 at 3:15 am
Hey John,
I’m brand new to your blog, but not to cruising or to CCL.
So here’s my question, and I really hope you’ll answer because I get conflicting info…
Last year I FINALLY convinced my 2 best friends of 35 years to join me on the Elation for 5 days in Mexico. We had a blast, but it was the first time I’d cruised where there was no gala buffet (which of course I chatted up for years and years).
Now we’re heading out on the Splendor in Sept to celebrate one of our big 7-0…this is a 7 night trip. Will I finally get to share the brilliance of the gala buffet with them? (you see I got them hooked now…better late than never!)
Please don’t say it’s a thing of the past (unless it is), the ice carvings and creativity of fruit is delightful and I sooooo want to share this with my bffs.
Thanks John. Now I’ll go back and read and read and read your blog. Very entertaining AND informative.
Cruise on!
Terry
August 21st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
John -
Your reaction to the dolphin girls was appropriate for the situation. Having taught elementary school for 32 years, there were a few times when I raised my voice to get the attention of students during a frustrating situation. Believe me, it did! You can’t do it too often or it loses the effectiveness, but it works. You handled it well, and should be proud of your diplomacy in the face of crazies.
We did the Mediterranian trip last October on the Splendor with a group of friends for our 35th wedding anniversaries. Had a wonderful time – only wished you had been with us. Enjoy the blog – keep up the good work and balance life with your family, too.
August 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 am
Please Respond John :
Hi John … My Name is Shawn … I & My best mate are sailing on the Carnival Splendor on the 10/18/09 sailing to the Mexican Riveria our booking number is ******.
My dear Mate will have his 31st birthday on that Monday the 19th of Oct. You asked me to get back to you when it was around cruise time… Well I would just like to remind you we will miss not having you aboard the Splendor with us, but if you can help me out by sending best wishes on a card or something a lil sorta along that line it would be wonderful to see in his face.
Seeing he gets me all the time… we have traveled before with Carnival on board the Triumph in 1997 & on the Holiday. So this will be our thrid time sailing together. Anything from you would certainly be kinda to send … I think this is his 13 trip abord a Carnival Ship
Thanks,
Shawn
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