So here I am sitting on the third row of the economy section of American Airlines flight 57 to London Heathrow…………and I am bored………..and so ………I thought I would get the raspberry out and do a little blog………….oh hold on………Mrs. Whiplash the flight attendant has told me that unless I put my pants on I will be arrested upon arrival. I tried to tell her that I can only blog in my underpants but she doesn’t seem to understand.
Next to me is a young man in his twenties who has had his eye pod thingy on since take off and has said bugger all. He is a spotty Brit and has the conversational abilities of a washing machine ………not that his clothes have seen one of those for a while. He smells musty and unclean and I could grow potatoes on his neck considering all that dirt that is lodged behind his ears.
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