Have a look at these wonderful photos of the new aft cabin section currently being placed on Holland America’s Nieuw Amsterdam …………go ahead…………here’s the link thingy……….I will wait here for you.
http://www.hollandamericablog.com/2009/08/24/nieuw-amsterdam-update-aft-cabin-section/
Ok…….pretty cool stuff isn’t it and an engineering marvel.
Then we have the Carnival Fascination which will be going into Dry Dock in January and will receive her major Evolutions of Fun upgrades which will now include 98 Balconies added onto the ship as we have done on the Carnival Ecstasy and Carnival Sensation……………..another brilliant miracle of engineering………….they just make balconies………….amazing.
So why is that these master craftsman can refit vessels like this and build new ones like your Carnival Dream and yet……………….I am not capable of putting a bloody stroller together? This morning I was tasked with taking Kye to the shop to get my newspaper.
First of all , here in the UK for hundreds of years we used to call them Prams. Now though we Brits have gone all American and Canadian and they are called strollers. Except………….they arn’t because Kye has something called a only “child integrated travel systems”……………what a load of bollocks. I was going to get her an urban tactical infant transport solution but I couldn’t afford the missile system that came with it.
Heidi is a natural with everything to do with Kye and strollers and being a Mum ………….while I am as natural as Pamela Andersen’s breasts. But that’s how it is even before birth. Tell a woman about to have a baby that she is a “mum-to-be” and she will probably think “Ooh, wow…………..yes I am!” and want to hug you. But tell her man that he’s a “dad-to-be” and he will turn pale, drift off, get drunk fly to Sardinia ( which is in Italy ) and sleep with a Latvian stripper.
Anyway, while engineers and ship builders put the finishing touches to your Carnival Dream I spent this morning swearing, bleeding ( i trapped my finger in a hinge thingy ) and generally thinking about stuffing Kye in the glove compartment of the Range Rover while trying to collapse her stroller, buggy, integrated travel thingy. I knew I was in the shit when Heidi gave me the DVD manual to look at………….bloody hell…………a DVD manual for a stroller………………the world has indeed gone mad.
The worst bit is that you have to grasp both sides and …………well…………they are in two different positions………….which is great for people with different length arms…………but for a fat bloke with normal length arms………..I was truly buggered.
Eventually, after lots of swearing and with a bleeding finger the aply named Bugaboo Chameleon was ready to go. I walked down the road admiring the foot-holds, the built in parasol, the two drink-holders, the all weather wheels, the automatic the sunshade, the adjustable footplate…………yep…………..it had taken me 30 minutes and the loss of a pint and a half of blood…………but I had made it……………and I was off to get my newspaper…………………oh bugger……………I new I had forgoten something…………………….Kye !
Lets crack on with more questions marked for my reply………………….here we go.
Judy & Mike Asked:
John,
I’m a bit “IT” challenged but heard we could come on the blog and leave you our thoughts and suggestions. I just read this latest post and thought you could use our feedback.We just completed our first cruise to celebrate my husband’s 50th birthday. Of course we read some other blogs bad-mouthing Carnival but decided to jump in and go on the Inspiration 4-day out of Tampa on August 6th.
We cannot stop talking about how much we both LOVED it! We are so spoiled now! We had cabin u-93 and it was fantastic! Our room steward “Wendal” was the best! Our dining room staff “Tyron and Sudiarta” treated us like we were part of their family! I actually cried when I said good-bye and there warmth and tenderness will never be forgotten!We are hooked! And it was because of the remarkable staff and accommodations!
I do, however, have a few suggestions and don’t worry they are not “deal breakers” or bad, just a few observations.
1. They should have that awesome piano sing along bar non-smoking a couple of nights for the non-smokers that like to sing along. I would have loved to do that but can’t deal with the smoke. I honestly think they should make all cabins non-smoking as well, but I digress…
2. They should have a computer set up that only goes to the carnival website and is free to use. Mike and I would have booked our next cruise right away had that been an option. This is a great way to increase cruise bookings!
3. I noticed on the capers that they have drink “specials” both morning and afternoon. They should have a “featured” wine for dinner and advertise it the same way. That would increase sales of wine during dinner!
Anyway, just thought I would pass this along and to publicly thank everyone at Carnival for making our first cruise so memorable. We can’t wait until our next…
Judy and Mike
Tampa, FL.John Says:
Hello Julie and Mike
Your “IT challenge” was not as bad as you thought because your comments are here and I am very glad you took the time to write. The comments you made about the staff you met during your Carnival Inspiration cruise were truly wonderful and I have taken the liberty to pass them back to the ship for them and their supervisors to read. Our iconic crew is simply the best. Let’s also chat about your comments.The Piano Bars are another iconic feature aboard the Carnival ships and the whole smoking/non smoking conversation is one that has been ongoing for quite some time. Compared to where we used to be a few years ago where smoking was allowed pretty much everywhere, things have really changed. The majority of the lounges are smoke free as are the restaurants, lobbies, etc. I think the way the world is going that there will be even more smoking restrictions within the industry soon and until then we have to offer smokers at least one entertainment area and that has generally been the Piano Bar. I realize for non smokers that this is not a good thing and that’s a shame as the Piano Bar is as you said………….”awesome.” By the way…………I smoke the odd cigar…………and I am very careful not to upset non smokers when I do and for what it’s worth ………….. and remembers that this is my opinion only…….I agree with you ……………. smoking in the cabins should not be allowed. I know smoking is a sensitive subject and I would appreciate your views on this bloggers………Piano Bar………smoking…………….or non smoking?
I know you can use the internet cafe on board the ship where access to www.carnival.com is free so you could have booked a cruise using that but if you didn’t know this then that means we are not doing enough to advertise that. Thanks therefore for letting me know and I will make sure that this is pointed out to the ships. We are slowly putting a team on each ship that will work for Carnival’s reservation department or are from our PVP department (Personal Vacation Planner.)
They are currently on four ships……..Carnival Liberty, Carnival Freedom, Carnival Valor and Carnival Splendor. This has proven to be very popular and there will be more ships that will have these cruise and loyalty experts onboard soon.
Thanks also for the wine tip. I was under the impression that this was being done………it was on the Carnival Freedom when I was just there………….let me remind the Carnival Inspiration team because you are right….it will encourage people to enjoy wine because a dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine………….a dinner without wine is like a garden without flowers ………. a dinner without wine is like a cruise without any fun…….a dinner without wine is like rumpy without pumpy.
Most importantly I am so glad that you are now hooked on the Fun Ship experience and I hope you will let me know if there is anything I can do to help you book your next one.
Best wishes to you both
JohnGlenn Asked:
John Please respond,
I am not writing with the normal help me get his table or make this happen, or give me some free flowers. I am sending this to you as I think you may be one of the only ones in your company that give a rat’s ass about customer service. I am writing to simply express my recent experience in booking our 3rd Carnival trip in the Carnival Dream. We were on the Victory last year when our daughter was 2 and she completely hated Camp. In fact since she cried for 11 minutes the first time she was there, we got evicted. It left us struggling to entertain a 2year old since everything is really geared around camp. So when we were booking the Dream, that was our first question to the PVP, What is there to do for a 3 year old other than Camp? She basically gave me the song and dance that things will be ok for her to go there and she will love it blah blah blah. I said again, are there things to do for the kids that include the parent and kid together. She said the same thing we found out on our last cruise, no, there is nothing other than dropping them off at camp. We still made the decision to book because she is old enough to use the pools and water park etc. About 3 days after booking, I started a cat and mouse game of calls to my PVP and supervisors in the call center. I called my PVP to ask for a roll away as we had on the Victory on our last cruise. We were not comfortable putting the 2 or 3 year old in that fold don’t bunk thingy. She said, “There are not roll a ways on that ship”. I said, so where does she sleep, in the bunk that she will roll out off? Her response, well, she can lay on the couch to sleep. She then goes on to tell me that there are rooms that have sleeper sofas, but we don’t qualify since we only have 3 people instead of 4 or 5. I stated so Carnival is going to jeopardize my child’s safety over make a couple extra hundred bucks on a room. She said, there is nothing I can do to help you, my hands are tied. I was LIVID. She then called back a few minutes and offered me a crib for our 3 year old to sleep in. I said she is 3 and sleeps in regular big girl bed, I can’t do that. I asked for a number of a supervisor and called. When I called customer service, I was never allowed to speak to a supervisor; I was told they are too busy. They told me however that my PVP does not know what they are talking about, that the room does have a convertible sleeper sofa. I called a 2nd time, and was given the exact same answer. I sent an email to my PVP with the info I learned and was NEVER responded too. So at this point, I am not sure who to believe.
This is our 3rd trip and I feel like the quality of customer service is going down, tremendously. I really felt like I wasn’t spending enough money to have my concerns addressed. It is making me regret booking our 3rd cruise with Carnival, and I honestly don’t know if at this point I would book again. Again, I am only sending this to you as I feel you will pass the info along to the people that address these issues. Thank you for your time.
Glenn SeymourJohn Says:
Hello Glenn
First of all you spelt ass wrong………it’s spelt arse…….come on now………this is a British blog and we spell things correctly here. On a serious note I don’t want you to worry……..take a breath ……. and let me take care of this for you. I hope first of all that your 3 year old will now be that little bit older and may indeed enjoy Camp Carnival. Certainly the facilities that are offered on the Carnival Dream are amazing and maybe you could try and see if they will want to stay and play. If not we have the family splash park and pool of course which I know your whole family will be able to enjoy together. I am not going to comment on the cabin situation but leave this instead to the experts. I will therefore forward this to one of the vice presidents for her direction. Please allow 7 days for her or one of her colleagues to reply and please let me know the outcome.
Thanks again for taking the time to write and I promise that your Carnival Dream cruise will be a truly memorable family vacation.
Best wishes
JohnKathy Asked:
Hi John,
Please Reply
I have to admit something to you. On Friday’s, the first thing I do when I open your blog is to look for the newest picture of Kye and to see how much she has changed in a week. Like I have said in the past, she is a beautiful Rosebud that is really starting to bloom. I think she is looking more and more like you, and that ain’t bad. Please send my love to Kye and Heidi.When you yelled at those two girls, you had every reason to and I applaud you for doing it. Sometimes you have to do things that you normally would not do to get someone’s attention even if it took you to yell at them, I blame them not you. I feel that they had no right yelling at anyone, that is disrespect to everyone around them and in one way to themselves as well. I have been on the dolphin swim in Cabo San Lucas and those dolphins are very well treated, they are not abused in fact I think they like the pampering they get there. I have to admit there is something about touching that beautiful animal that is overwhelming. I would highly recommend it to anyone who loves dolphins.
Hang in there, John and don’t let those turkeys get you down.
Your bloggy thingy fan
KathyJohn Says:
Hello Kathy
Thanks Kathy…..words of encouragement, kindness and support are so rejuvenating. I think I would have been much calmer if the dolphin yellers had been older but to receive such disrespect from someone so young was difficult…….I could have handled it better though for sure.
I hope you enjoyed the recent photos of Kye and I hope you will remain a fan of the blog for a long time to come.
Best wishes
JohnMike & Lori Asked:
John (PLEASE REPLY!)
About two years ago we were on the Glory. We had an assistant team waitress named Eka Widiastari. Eka was so sweet to our family especially our youngest daughter who is a special needs child. While people at our table seemed annoyed by our daughter’s presence and our head waiter was sick and not doing his job to the best of his ability, Eka stepped right in and took over, taking care of everyone’s needs and making our daughters cruise a very memorable one. My question is, do you know if Eka is on a ship right now and if so how can we contact her? Which ship is she on so we can try to sail it again?
Thanks,
Mike & LoriJohn Says:
Hello Mike and Lori
What wonderful words. I know that dealing with anyone with special needs requires patience and understanding and it’s fantastic to hear that Eka had so much of both. I don’t have access to the crew files here at home but I will ask someone back in Miami and get back to you soon. If she is still working with us I will, with your permission give her your e mail address.
Best wishes to all the family
John*Update: She is currently on vacation & is due to return to the beautiful Carnival Triumph on Sept 12th*
Justin Asked:
Dear Julio. PLEASE REPLY
You are the funniest person I know! I loved bedtimes stories so much. Can we purchase it anywhere if we didn’t on the ship?Also I was wondering if you could give the names of the people in the talent show on the 8/1/09 to 8/9/09 cruise. I’m not sure if you’re allowed to do so. But I was trying to find someone on either face book or MySpace and do not know their last name. However, a family member I believe was in the Talent show. Thanks for your help.
-JustinJohn Says:
Hello Justin
As soon as I see the word Julio I know exactly what cruise you were on. Unfortunately the bedtime story is not available for purchase once you have left the ship……..although that does give me an idea…….so let me ask…………….would anyone else like to buy copies of my shows? ……………I mean…….I know that sounds pretentious………..but let’s just say that there is nothing on TV……….would anyone like it if the shows were placed online for download or DVD purchase? Let me know.It was a struggle but I did get the names of the four participants as we still had the signup sheet. They were:
Greg Jacobs
Maria Erickson
Armando Santos
Lateesha Washington
I hope this helps and I am so sorry that I we didn’t keep a master copy of the show……..we really should do as I remember that cruise as being one of the very best.
Many thanks for all the kind words
Best wishes
JulioCarmen Asked:
John (please reply),
I have been on 4 Carnival cruises and loved all of them. I spend a lot of time over on CC and just now found your blog thingy. I have spent the past 2 weeks reading and enjoying your blog.I am currently booked on the dream in Jan for my 30th birthday cruise. All these pictures you have posted are awesome. I can’t wait to go. Having trouble with the prospect of turning 30, I decided that being in Cozumel was a million times better than facing my family/friends. I think it’s a great birthday present that you will be our CD on our cruise. It’s like the cherry on the sundae; you made it perfect.
Can’t wait till January!!! See ya there and let’s just pretend I’m still 29 when I disembark. After all if you can’t remember your birthday it didn’t happen, right???
John Says:
Hello Carmen
My thanks to those at Cruise Critic for pointing you in the direction of the blog thingy and I am glad that you have been enjoying it. Congratulations on booking your Carnival Dream cruise for your birthday……..oh to be 30 again. Thirty is a wonderful age and if 40 is the new 30 then you are 20 which means you can’t drink onboard……..sorry.I will indeed have the honor of being as you said “your cherry” and hope to add some sprinkles and lots of whipped cream to your celebration as well…………….that sounded a bit ummmm …….. well you know……….but anyway……see you on board and make sure you remind me once there to send you a birthday gift.
Best wishes
JohnEllen Asked:
John, Please respond,
We are sailing on the Triumph out of NYC on September 19th and I was wondering if you know when the formal nights will be. I’m not so interested in what’s on the menu (as I generally like everything) but our group would be interested in knowing when formal nights are so if we want to make other plans for dinner one night, we don’t do it on a formal night. Personally, I love getting all dressed up and seeing everyone else’s outfits as well.Thank you so much for all you do with this blog….I’m sure it must be frustrating at times to deal with those people who aren’t so polite, but please know that for the majority of readers and Carnival regulars, you’re the best !!!
Thanks again
EllenJohn Says:
Hi Ellen:
What a wonderful cruise this is. I did this once on the Carnival Triumph and Heidi and I always look back at this as being one of our all time favorite cruises. Here is as you asked the itinerary showing when the elegant nights will be.
Canada/New England:
New York, NY;
Boston, MA;
Portland, ME;
Saint John, NB,
Fun Day At Sea; – elegant night
Halifax, NS, Canada;
Fun Day at Sea;
New York, NY
Because the ship is so port intensive there is only one main elegant night which will feature the captain’s cocktail parties, complimentary drinks and one of the big production shows. The ports are all late afternoon or evening stays so we don’t want you having to rush back to attend so unusually the elegant night will be five days into the cruise. I truly hope you enjoy these great ports as much as I did and thank you also for all the kind words
Best wishes
JohnVanessa Asked:
Hi John (Please reply),
We were on the Freedom 7/26 and had a wonderful time. It feels like there was so much to do from the very beginning that time just flew by. It was cruise number 6 for us on Carnival and by far one of the best and certainly won’t be our last.I know you are getting ready to go home and spend some well deserved time with the ladies. One of my questions to you is when you do get off the ship and are back on dry land, how long if any does it take for you to get your equilibrium back (your land legs)? Silly question, but I’m curious to know.
Second question is what are you looking forward to doing once you get home (besides the obvious–something that is done behind closed doors and laying down—-sleeping in your own bed, of course).
Last, my husband and I really enjoyed hearing Jamie Frasier sing, what a beautiful voice. It’s great to hear that he is changing gears and training to become a cruise director. What prompted the change? It seems like he could go very far with the singing career thingy.
I look forward to many more future cruises with you, Jamie and the Carnival family.John Says:
Hello Vanessa
Actually, that’s not a silly question. It does take a few days to adjust in so many ways. I often find myself doing “shippy” things such as moving anything from the edge of the table to the middle in case the house rocks. I still step up when I go into our bathroom at home and most annoyingly I still find myself walking down the street saying hello to strangers. This being England of course people are polite and say hello back. I did this in Miami once and said hello to a complete stranger at a gas station…….he looked at me as though I had two heads. I am glad you enjoyed Jamie Frasier and his wonderful swing voice. He has been bitten by the cruise director bug and I know he will be brilliant. He will though you will be glad to hear keep on singing and entertaining his Carnival guests. Have a look at his website at:http://www.jamiefrasier.com/Jamie_Frasier/Home.html
This will feature ways to find his recordings but also to see what he has done to my blog thingy header……..his new album is called Lark and a Dove and the follow up will be called Lark and a Dove……….my arse.
I am so glad that you had such a wonderful time onboard and I hope to see you again very soon.
Best wishes
JohnKaren Asked:
John, please respond……..
Know you have written about this recently….re: changes to the welcome aboard captain’s cocktail party. You had stated that this was a trial on the Valor only. Well, we just got off the Glory on 8/15 and they did not have a captain’s cocktail party, just $1 off drinks on Promenade deck for an hour. Then for the past guest party, there were free drinks, but limited to wine, champagne, and fruit punch.On Friday, there was a farewell cocktail party with complimentary drinks (again, a very limited selection) but this was NOT promoted at all, only a line item in the Capers daily schedule and only mentioned by the CD once early in the morning announcements. At 5 pm on the last day of a cruise, seems a good way to be sure not many people will be attending!
Seems Carnival is definitely cutting back in this area and personally, I think doing away with the welcome aboard party is a shame. Providing this is a great way to welcome the new cruisers as well as set the tone for the week onboard for all.
Has this change now gone fleetwide?
Really looking forward to seeing you again on the Dream Dec.3………..it’s been far too long since we sailed with you!
Thanks for sharing the pictures of Kye…….she is definitely one beautiful little girl and I know you are so ready to hold her in your arms again soon!
Have a great time at home with both your girls!!John Says:
Hello Karen
Thanks for this and I know that we did try this on the Carnival Glory which was also a test ship for the comedy club that we spoke about yesterday. Did you go to any of the comedy shows by the way……..if so I would appreciate the feedback? The captain’s party change is only on a test pattern at the moment and the final decision to go fleetwide has yet to be made. I can promise you that we are not canceling the elegant night party. I am sure you still had a chance to meet the captain, have your elegant night photos taken, enjoy the choice of lobster and or prime rib in the dining room with no extra charge and see the brilliant production shows. The party was never just about the complimentary drinks.
However, I can see how by just a few lines in the Carnival Capers it may appear that we are trying to undersell the complimentary drinks party on the last day and I have just copied and pasted this and sent it straight to the person in charge of this implementation. I truly appreciate you bringing this to my attention. I took the liberty of looking at the carnival capers and found the advert.Thanks also for the kind words for Kye.
Best wishes to you and all the family and I will get back you on this very soon
JohnTrevor Audiore Asked:
I know will probably merit the wrath from some of your stalkers on the blog but I must agree with another writer who said that the blog needs to be more information based and not a place for toilet based comedy and pointless opinions. I read this blog only for the information sections which show what Carnival is doing to keep their passengers coming back, which at this moment time is not very much I might add. May I suggest that you write one blog a week that contains humor that most of us find pointless and design the rest of the blogs about the company and the productJohn Says:
Hello Trevor
Thank you for taking the time to write. I am sure that my regular readers will not be upset at your comments, this blog is opinion based at times and you are truly entitled to yours….. although calling them stalkers is a little….actually…..it’s a lot unfair and if I may be so bold…..a little rude.I know my humor is not for everyone and I also know that some people do ignore that side of it. I always try to write the so called funny stuff at the start and finish of the blog with the questions and substance sandwiched in between. Maybe you can skip the start and finish and just read the information which I hope you find useful.
Hope this helps
Best wishes
JohnMax Levine Asked:
Please Reply
Every March, myself and five other families all take cruises to celebrate life and to reward ourselves for the hard work we do. We and my colleagues are all Doctors at a busy Atlanta hospital. We have never cruised with Carnival having sailed mostly with Royal Caribbean and once with Crystal. I am not sure why Carnival has never been in our thought process but after accidently finding your blog we have canceled our plans to sail on the new Oasis ship and instead have booked on – as you call it – “you’re Carnival Dream.”I did this based on the loyal following Carnival seems to behold and on your very British and very funny sense of humor and because you will be the Cruise Director when we sail. No pressure there then!
The only reason I asked for a reply was to ask if you would join my friends and I for a cigar one night as we all read your blog now and it would be great to join you for some good conversation.
I hope Carnival realizes the value of your blog.
See you in March and thank you for all you do.
Sincerely
Doctor Max LevineJohn Says:
Hello Doc
I am not sure I can handle the pressure so please bring drugs with you…………Valium, Viagra etc.Seriously, what a true honor Doc and I will do all I can to make sure your first Carnival experience is not your last and I will indeed bring the Monte Cristos and meet you for that cigar onboard your Carnival Dream.
Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you all before you sail.
Best wishes to all
John
That’s all for today although I do need to ask you a favor. I am, as I have said a few times, well behind with my answers and I promise to keep plugging away. I have though recently been getting many questions sent directly to my e-mail address which was recently made public. I posted two this morning with in those replies but there are many, many more I can’t reply to. Can you please therefore send them to the blog and mark them for reply if needed. This way I can stay in control of what needs to be done and do so from one location……….the blog. I appreciate this very much. Please keep the comments coming to the blog because as I have also said many times, your opinions are read by all the top people at Carnival and this means your opinions truly count.
OK, there have been some comments and questions asking when anytime dining is going to be placed across the fleet. There have been one or two schedule changes to this and so here is the new implementation list of this new and now very popular dining choice for the rest of this year.
Confirmed 2009
Carnival Inspiration is confirmed for July 09, 2009
Carnival Dream is confirmed for September 18, 2009
Carnival Ecstasy is confirmed for October 31, 2009
It is also pending but possible that Carnival Destiny and Carnival Victory will also have this implemented by the end of the year
Yesterday we spoke to Jeff Bronson the cruise director of the Carnival Paradise and what a great interview that was. Today is a chance not only to meet another CD but also to welcome back someone we thought at one time we never would. Malcolm “In the Middle” Burn was rushed into hospital earlier this year and was in a very serious condition. The good news is that he is not only better but well enough o return to work next month. Here is his Q & A.
1. Please tell us about yourself and your journey to the Cruise Director chair.
Wow, this was a long journey for me for sure. Starting with Carnival at first was just something I wanted to do at the moment to travel, and experience some traveling. When I joined the ship the first day, it was a whole different world for me. Customs, Security, Safety Rules, Courses, Muster Stations and Boat Drills! I was thinking in my head “What in the heck is all this! I was just here to call bingo and have fun! I didn’t sign up for all this!” At first, all the rules, and regulations were a bummer to me. Once I was onstage, it all went away! No matter what was going on I just wanted to be onstage. I worked on 4 ships my first contract — Carnival Fantasy, Carnival Paradise, Carnival Imagination and the inaugural voyages of the Carnival Victory. I started out as a social host calling bingo, running activities, and hosting karaoke. Back in the day we were also in charge of groups and teen activities.
Being the new guy, no one really knew me and it seemed to allow me to start a whole new life. After a couple weeks on my first ship, I started getting frustrated and home sick. My personality was clashing a little with others on stage, as I was really enjoying myself onstage and didn’t realize I was hogging it (all about me!). You could say I was learning.
The Fantasy was awesome as it was my initiation to the industry and opened my eyes. I also learned a lot as well. The Paradise was cool, but didn’t seem to be the same as the Fantasy, I was missing the Fantasy! It was very emotional when I transferred. I was comfortable with everyone, and I had to start all over with friends and managers! After a while I met new friends and had a great time. I was really enjoying ships, going out at every port and living the jetset lifestyle. I was into hanging out and chilling out in port. This was the deal! Tours, beaches, dinners and more. I started to lose focus in what I was there to do! A few times getting up late, forgetting activities, I missed an activity! Then it was a meeting with the cruise director! Uh Oh! After my first meeting I really didn’t want to mess up a good thing and tried to stay focused more.
I started to bond with guests, and that really enjoyed that. After a couple years, you could say I was getting a bit bored and wanted more. The cruise director position didn’t seem obtainable to me at the time. After lots of talks, and mentoring from several cruise director and hotel directors, it was something I wanted to work towards. Steve Bolitho was my hotel director at the time, really shared his views with me and shared good advice.
On My Way – Becoming an ACD was an exciting step for me! It meant that the company saw something in me, and I had a chance at sitting in the big chair! This really meant a lot to me. I was on my way. After a few months as ACD, my first opportunity was offered to me! My heart dropped! I had so many emotions at the time! I was so scared, nervous, and very excited. All I could do was say yes! I think my first ship as a cruise director was the Imagination or Fantasy! I remember the day I took over! Walking through the door meant I had accomplished so much, and that the company obviously knew I could do the job. The silence of the cabin, and knowing I was it. I was the responsible one! I had to make the announcements, I had to make the boat drill announcements, I had to make the decisions as CD, The Welcome Aboard show, the travel talk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was scared, my heart was racing. So many thoughts at that moment walking in the CD cabin! “Can I really do this?” Getting thru each one at a time gave me more confidence; I was shaking and sweating, with so many doubts. After that cruise! I was hooked, and knew that’s what I wanted. That’s all that was on my mind. Filling in happened more often than I was an actual ACD. This really put my head in a space that I was on the fast track to the big chair. After about a year of filling in, I was offered my first contract as a CD, filling in on a ship for the man “John Heald” on the Triumph. This was another moment of “What in the world are you going to do? And can you do this?” I had heard so many things about this guy and how great he was. Now I was going to step on to his ship and take over. Oh My! I went on vacation and returned joining the Triumph, this made me feel accomplished. I walked onto the ship proud, excited and nervous.
After a few months it seemed to going well, and I could do it! Little did I know how much I still had to learn? I was having the time of my life, and started to lose focus again. I was on the fast track and knew I was only a step away from the big chair for good. I was confident it was in the bag. Then I started slipping, going out to the disco having a great time and forgetting my responsibility as the boss. On the last month of my contract, I was going out little too much and not performing up to my potential. NOT GOOD MALCOLM. I soon learned that I was being replaced by another cruise director. I was disappointed to say the least.
After some careful soul searching about my job, I returned to Carnival after a few months with a different attitude. A year or so had gone by, and I was so eager to be given another chance. Cruise directors would leave on vacation thinking I might take over, and the office would fly another CD in, even another ACD to sit in. It was unbearable but I was still with Carnival and one day I would have another chance. I watched as other ACD were getting promoted and had to just do my thing with hopes of getting back on the saddle. After a while I was finally given a break to sit in for a couple days, then a couple weeks here and there, but not as often as I had in the past. A good year had gone by again, and I was filling in more often. I had a mission that I would not make the mistakes I had made in the past.
I was on track, doing the job that I enjoyed. All I wanted was the promotion. Would I really get it? Then the big day arrived! September 11th 2007, while sailing out of New York. I had received the e-mail that I had officially been promoted to cruise director. The day I had waited for a long time.
So you can honestly say I had my ups and downs, good times and bad, but I had finally reached my goal and enjoy what I do. If you would have told me 2000, I would have my own ship someday! I would have said you were crazy!
2. What ship are you currently serving on?
The Carnival Miracle is my current ship, but have been gone due medical leave after my surprising heart surgery! But I will be returning to the Carnival Miracle out of New York. I love New York ships, New Yorkers and the ports. I spent a good amount of time in New York on the Victory which was a special ship for me. She was my first Inaugural Ship on my first contract, my first ship as a promoted Cruise Director, and a ship I had returned to many times during my career with Carnival.
3. Before we talk about you lets talk about the ship. What are you favorite areas of the vessel and what is it that makes your ship the best in the Carnival fleet.
Of course the show lounge! It’s where the magic happens. My ship is the best as it has a unique style! All outside cabins! Also, the décor of the ship is in a different class of itself. The Miracle has a great team, and the itineraries are more complex than other ships.
4. Can you tell us about your itinerary and please pick your favorite shore excursion from each port and tell us why you like it so much.
Eastern Caribbean Run 8 Days – Grand Turk, Half Moon Cay (Private Island), Nassau Bahamas
San Juan Puerto Rico, St Thomas USVI.Favorite Tours *
Grand Turk – A relaxing Island to enjoy a Pina Coloda and the beach! The wave machine is Awesome!
Half Moon Cay (Private Island) – Another wonderful port to enjoy what you always see on TV! A private beach and party if you want to.
San Juan Puerto Rico – Going on the City Tour is awesome! You learn lots and get an idea of the heritage.
St. Thomas USVI – Shopping Shopping Shopping! And Beaches! The catamaran tours are a great way to get away. Shopping tours allow you to do your own thing and maximize your time in port.
Nassau – Taking the tour to Atlantis and Catamaran Tours. Very relaxing!
5. If someone were to ask you “what does a Carnival Cruise Director do?” how would you reply.
Well, there a lots of things involved in our job. I can tell you that Carnival cruise directors are different form other cruise directors in the Industry. We are responsible for the Carnival Capers, Shows, Shopping Talks, Announcements, Safety Drills, PR work, Planning, Sales and Marketing, and Socializer. As well as managing the department and assisting other departments. Planning special events for holidays, as well as traditional events which are done by Carnival. As well as trying to be creative and innovative.
6. What is your most favorite part of the job
Being on stage and out at sea. I feel that I am lucky to be one of many few who enjoy doing what I do as a profession. When I am not working and on vacation in the norm, I do miss what I do. When I talk to folks and they ask me what I do, their faces light up, and have so many questions. It’s a really unusual job, and a very attractive one at that. You are a mini celebrity onboard as well as manager, so you have to be skillful at managing many roles and multitasking. Long days are involved, so you have to manage your time and fit in a little time for yourself. At times can be demanding and stressful, and very rewarding in the end. The stage and making people laugh is what I enjoy! Everyone can always make someone clap, but making them laugh is difficult.
7. If we were to sail on a ship where you are the CD what would be the must not miss activity or show that you host.
All the shows are fantastic! We actually just picked up a great entertainer Marcus Monroe! A young guy who is absolutely crazy! His show is different, and has guest participation. It’s a show that all guests of any age can enjoy! Also, my silent film skit! I sweat like crazy and do not talk! But the guests are soooo funny when involved. It’s hilarious every time!
8. What is the hardest and or most challenging part of the job of Carnival CD.
Your role between – The office, the guests, your staff and management. Everyday has new challenges and situations. When you’re dealing with bad weather, itinerary change, medical emergencies, upset guests, show stops due to technical problems, department issues, personnel issues. All of this you have to deal with, and at the end of it all! Smile and do your thing no matter what. The most difficult is getting onstage after a situation has happened with all the guests who are very upset, and getting onstage in front of them and working our way out of that mood.
9. You could sail on any other cruise ship (not Carnival) what ship would you like to sail on as a guest and why.
I would LOVE to sail on a ship which sailed around Europe. There is so much I have not seen and want to explore, meeting so many people from different cultures. I love to go out to restaurants and tour cities I have never been. I would try QM2. I know it’s under Carnival Corp., but she is not a Carnival Fun Ship. I have been on the QE2, and was amazed with the style and elegance of the entire ship.
Finally – please fill in the blanks
YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR
I am sorry I have more than one Tyler Perry, Ryan Philippe, John Malcovich, Clive Owen, Brad Pitt, and Justin Timberlake.YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS
Queen Latifa, Kate Blanchette and Sharon StoneWHAT IS ON YOUR EYE POD
I don’t have an iPod; I love a large selection of music from all genresYOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
Madea’s Family ReunionWHO MAKES YOU LAUGH
Tyler PerryYOUR FAVORITE CARNIVAL CRUISE DIRECTOR EXCLUDING YOURSELF AND ME (JOHN) AND WHY
Troy Linton – He was the first cruise director who mentored me and showed me the ropes. He shared lots of his thoughts and tricks of the trade.
Jorge Salono – Jorge and I met when he was a fly-on. He was a cool guy and shared a lot with me. When he became CD, he shared lots of his notes and views. Even his views and thoughts as a comedian. We have many chats about the job till this day. We always help each other out and are there for each other if we need it. It’s nice to have someone to talk to when you’re stressed out, and they know what you’re talking about.
Maraschal Stanton – He believed in me, and allowed me to do my thing. He has done all he can for me, and always watched out as a friend and a boss.
IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY WHAT WOULD YOU DO
Sneak into the White House and stick around the Prez. For a day, and see what’s really going on behind closed doors.
Welcome home mate and I am sure I speak for everyone when we say how great it is to have you back where you belong…………all the best.
A CHANCE TO BE HEARD
Now, yesterday I promised twenty or so photos of your Carnival Dream which unfortunately thanks to my yahoo.com never reached the 343 Stephanies. So I re sent them and you will have seen that they were posted earlier today………….hope you enjoyed them.
Today I want to post some of the family cabins that feature two bathrooms……….how brilliant is that. So while Mum is showering and bathing the kids behind door number one……….Dad can behind door number 2 doing………ummmm……number 2……….oh bugger……….sorry Trevor.
Imagine how these cabins look when they are made up and being serviced by Ketut and his state room steward friends. There will be more tomorrow.
I think that I might have to get a bit serious right now…..so sorry in advance. I have received two or three comments recently that are quite negative about this blog thingy. I know that there is one cruise industry publication that absolutely hates me and what I write and once suggested the blog be “put down.” It also seems recently that one or two individuals think that way as well and all want to tell me and you what a bastard I am and that my writing is a load of poo……oh bugger ……..sorry Trevor.
It seems these days also that everyone wants to be heard. It wasn’t so long ago the thing to do was quietly potter through life, head down, drawing bugger all attention to oneself.
Today it isn’t just children that crave attention – grown-ups have found a voracious appetite for it, too. Adults are eager to have their ant-voices…… Or their great big lion-roar, for that matter – brought to as large an audience as possible.
Technology with Facespace, Twittering etc has allowed us……. If we feel like saying something about an article and are reading it online (for free! Um. Yes. Anyway. Moving on), you can avail yourself of the comment space, etc.
Or…….if you have thoughts that you’d like to share about anything at all – from cruise ships to cruise directors via underpants or table requests– you can start a blog. If you’d like new friends, you can join a social networking site; if you want a date, you can trawl the singles sites; if you want to know which toilet paper is the softest……..bugger…………..sorry Trevor….you can ask strangers in a toilet paper chat room. If the stuff that you watch on television or hear on this blog triggers a chain of thought, you’re free to share it with the people who made it at the click of a mouse. And……..the internet is a place where friends reunite and new ones are made as in the case of this blog thingy.
So, in case I forget, I want to say thank you to all of you who read and post or read and don’t post. And as we roar toward five million readers I want to say a huge Carnival Dream-sized thank you to all of you for making this blog thing a place where opinions can be heard and where opinions matter. I want to thank you all for your loyal support of Carnival Cruise Lines and I want to thank all of you the chance for me to have my voice heard five times a week.
Time for bed but not before Heidi puts some cream on my hemorrhoids………they have really flared up recently and look like a …………oh bugger………..sorry Trevor.
Goodnight
Your friends
John, Heidi and Kye
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Dear John, Heidi, and Kye
. Thank you for that. Don’t let the buggers get you down. I had someone ask me to resign from a volunteer position today after a year and a half saying I just wasn’t cutting it. So everyone are entitled to their opinions…
Its amazing John how whether you are on land or sea you can always find a trial or tribulation to keep us smiling
In the meantime I’ll be here everyday waiting to read your blog as long as my eyes can read and when I go blind I’ll have someone read it to me!
Amazing how carrages and prams have gone by the wayside and these amazing 5 way thingys have come around that do everything but burp and change the nappies….
Take Care
The Tuckers
Elizabeth & Arnold
John,
I think a best of John Heald DVD would be a good seller. We have to settle for the bootleg video’s that end up on utube. I know that some shows are better than others but also every once in a while there are a few classic moments that must be saved. You could even save a little room for some of the bloopers that also happen abut can be quite funny on a live show.
Maybe Al Earnest has room in his production studio to work on a DVD for you?
Don’t stop blogging. We love you!! Can’t wait for our next Carnival cruise in 2o days. Doing the 12 night Carnival Spirit from Vancouver to Hawaii. Only 1 way air is needed YIPEE!!! When are you coming to visit in Vancouver?
We have booked the Dream for 2010… can’t wait.
Stefani
John, the way I see it is “Let the haters hate” because when they are sitting there, talking bad about you, someone will overhear and want to find out for themselves. Then they look the blog up, fall in love with you and book the Dream. If people don’t like the way the blog is written, its THIER problem. The other 4.9 whatever million who do will read it twice for kicks. Love you!
Hi John, I like the tub on the Carnival Dream. Thanks for the photos. I am short and don’t really like long tubs. This one should be just fine. Whoopee. A tub on a cruise ship is like cream icing on the cake. I am happy. Can’t wait. Do you think I like the tub? Sure do. Thanks.
Jo
Trevor.
do you know how to click on file at the top of the left side of your computer? I suggest that you click on file then exit and forget this blog exists,
You consider us stalkers? We consider ourselves friends of John, Heidi and Kye. Something you will never be. Yes, FRIENDS, we have sailed with John and Heidi numerous times, and God willing, we hope to cruise with them many more times.
We have made friends with other Carnival cruisers and they too have become like family. .
You’ll probably never know these type relationships.
Carolyn……… platinum cruiser , Carnival stockholder, and also a friend of the Heald Family
i was happy to read that jamie frasier will be a cd! i think he is quite the entertainer as well as a really nice guy. we had the opportunity to talk to him on the carnival freedom last month. charming man!
sorry about the “stroller”. i know what you mean. prince charlie has only two tools, a plastic butter knife and a chain saw. if it cannot be fixed with those, well, i am out of luck!
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie (the sick)
Hey John,
Great shots of the new double LOO rooms. Happy to see Malcolm is back.
Note to TREVOR- not a good idea to attack the guy running the blog. If you’re not happy with what’s being said…………..find somewhere else to rant. We like John and think he’s funny!
All the best ,
B&D from Canada
John, Please Reply
A few weeks ago you posted a message from a VP of Can’t get the Elation schedule posted saying that they were looking at August 17th to post the Elation’s schedule. Well, it is still not up. Don’t get me wrong I am not bent out of shape over this but we are waiting to see it and hoping that some day the VP of funny as hell might come out to the left coast as a cruise director.
For what its worth, I agree that cabins should be non smoking. The other idea is to make certain cabins smoking and non. Many hotels still run this way. Of course the other option is for smokers to meet with a fire extinguisher if they lite up in the cabin. But bugger all who am I, just a guy that hates dam cigs.
Keep up the good work and I am counting down the 60 days left till we cruise on the Carnival Paradise. I am still trying to convince the wife to let me have a soda card. But there is bugger all chances of that happening. So enjoy yourself and your daughter. You should get her sea legs under her soon. Maybe out here on the left coast.
What a great blog this was today. Loved the pictures of the Dream. The Dream is going to be a beauty, all those that sail her will be amazed. The friends that we sailed with on the Splendor in Europe last year thought you would be the CD. I had to tell them that you would only be on her for a short time and that Todd who we all sailed with on the Spirit to Hawaii, would be the CD.
I am sure you are getting use to being home even if you do a few “ship” things.
I am finally getting all my pictures from our Alaska cruise on the Spirit printed. I spend more time taking pictures/putting them on CD’s/having them printed/putting them in a scrap book. What a great way to see just how much we loved our cruise.
Keep smiling John, you truly are one of the good guys.
My best to Heidi and Kye.
PLEASE REPLY….John
Who is this Trevor person calling people that are regulars “stalkers”….I do not think that people who are interested in writing about their cruise or remembering the good times…or seeking information from a knowledgeable cool bloke such as yourself would classify as a “stalker” type person. I like reading the comments and different perspectives from people……and as far as folks that ask you questions that have answers in the back of the brochere (SPELLING—SORRY)…….well….we all have different learning and communication styles. I think you do a great job promoting the product of Carnival by keeping it real. After all, it is reality that sometimes people take a crap in the pool…(and in the casino because they don’t want to get up from the stool) ….I guess you could keep it real and share a story about the morgue…..(maybe provide a story line for HBO’s Six Feet Under)….but my question for you since the blog is so honest about requesting comps…..fruit….drinks……..etc……could you send Trevor a complimentary DVD ad and Carnival Brochere? (That he could go ahead and order off the website or travel agent if he is seeking info…) I really want to make sure that he gets the info that he is seeking.
As far as the Piano Bar…..LOVE IT….LOVE IT….so awesome on Carnival and such a pretty room (on the Freedom)….and truly about the most fun I have had on a ship. Josh and Gereld and Nick working the room were great!!!! I don’t smoke and I wish that Carnival was smoke free in the rooms and the Piano….but people do smoke and that is a fact and we all live in the world together and should look for the Rainbows and love. No matter what you cannot please all of the people all of the time…..and we have to be accepting of our differences.
John,
We read you every day (and have for 2 + years). Keep on doing what you do better than anyone else in the industry — entertain! Thanks a million.
Bob & Donna
John, it was so nice to read Malcolm’s interview – I’m so glad he’s able to return. He’s one of my favorite cruise directors.
Thanks for posting the pictures of the Family Cabin. That is what we are looking ta booking for our next cruise, hopefully sometime in July.
BTW. I think your blog is great the way it is. After reading the news of the world it is so nice to be able to get great information from someone that obviously cares a great deal about their company and the guests that sail with you all with a great injection of humour (just for you). Thank You for all you do and keep up the great work.
John:
I hate to state the obvious to Glenn (wondering where his 3 year old is to sleep)…but Carnival has no rule that says your 3 year old has to sleep in an Upper.
A statement that Carnival does not care about your child’s safety is ridiculous considering it is the parent putting the child to sleep in an Upper…not Carnival.
If you have a cabin that only has an Upper for the “third person” …. there is no rule that says that “third person” has to be your child!
You (or your wife) could sleep in the Upper; leaving a perfectly safe place for your child to sleep.
And before Glenn expresses any concern about his (or his wife’s) comfort in an Upper…my 6′4″ son sleeps in one all the time…without a problem! (as do lots of adults when 4 folks book into one cabin!)
On another note….if Trevor hates “gutter humor” so much…he should do his part to reduce it by stop being such an “arse”.
We are glad to hear that Malcolm will be back soon. I have had the pleasure of chatting with him during his recovery….and he is still as sharp as ever!!
The volumes written about smoking in the piano bar (or anywhere else for that matter) would fill the Grand Canyon….usually resulting in some mentally inept moron calling someone else the “smoke nazi”.
The bottom line is that the only person who should be inconvenienced is the person with the addiction.
I have campaigned (unsuccessfully) for years for cruise lines (not just Carnival) to build “smarter ships” instead of just bigger ones. The technology is out there to control air quality.
Hopefully, one day, we will get to experience the best of technology in this regard on a Carnival ship.
Linda (Mom of your friend DJ)
John – Reply if you wish
First let me tell you how much my husband and I enjoyed you on the maiden voyage of our Carnival Splendor. We will be back on her in October and will miss you and Heidi.
Now to the issue. I am a smoker. Dirty nasty habit but, other than the occasional rumpy-pumpy, the only vice I have. There are so few places on the ships where this is allowed I personally feel that, as long as it’s legal, let’s not do away with it entirely – PLEASE! That having been said, I do try to be very considerate when sitting next to a non-smoker as in the casino.
Thank you for your blog. I enjoy it on a daily basis and particularly enjoy the photos of Heidi and Kye.
Keep up the good work.
Welcome Back Malcolm! Missed you on the Miracle this summer and hope to sail with you again!
John,
I don’t understand the people that say they don’t like the blog. The fix is simple. They shouldn’t read it. But, you should do what you think is best because it’s the John Heald Blog.
Regarding the piano bar, I hope and pray that it will become non-smoking or at least non-smoking a few nights of the cruise. Because of the small size of the piano bar, it is really hard for a non-smoker to sit in there for more than a few minutes. A smoker could smoke outside periodically and then still enjoy the piano bar. To be fair to everyone, why not test out smoking and non-smoking nights and check out which are more popular.
Audrey
First of all I want to welcome Malcolm “In the Middle” Burn back after his heart surgery . I’m so pleased that he is back as a CD. When my son and daughter-in-law were on the Carnival Victory for their honeymoon they met and had a photo taken of Malcolm with them. My son had nothing but high praise for Malcolm. So again, welcome back.
Now as far as those individuals that sent negative comments about the Blog, I really feel sorry for them. If all they can do is to write a negative comment they’ve wasted their time. John, you must know by now that you have many, many,many positive friends that read and enjoy your blog or as I like to say, our blog. These three individuals must have some difficulties with going to the ” john ” ( washroom ), funny isn’t it the “john “. We all have problems in our lives, me having a stroke, and I had difficulties accepting it and all that occurs after, Malcolm his heart surgery and I know he must have gone through hell at the time and a friend of mine who is beginning a serious health situation right now. We need not have weak people in our lives as those three. So John, move towards your 5 million to more. I’m so happy to be one of those 5 million. My life is so much better since you started your blog. Thank you for you and your blog. oops, our blog.
Also, I would love to buy your ” Bedtime Story ” . If you are going to do it in January while I’m aboard the Carnival Dream, I’ll get a copy then.
Say high to Heidi and give Kye a big kiss from me.
Paul F. Pietrangelo
John/Stephanie – We have taken two Carnival cruises – Ecstasy and Fantasy. We have 3 children. On both cruises, we were able to get a cabin (oceanview) that accommodated all five of us. On both cruises, a “roll-away” bed was brought in. No big deal – our daughter thought it was great. We are trying to book a longer cruise on a larger ship. However, we have been told they don’t do this on the larger ships. We are now required to book two cabins. Why do they not do the “roll-away” option on the larger ships?
Thanks. Working with our PVP to come up with something.
JOhn we love you and this blog and you are the perfect person for a pick me up. When we come home from work we look forward to reading your blog as we know we will get a good laugh and a much needed pick me up. Today for example we were just rolling in laughter while reading about you and kye’s stroller. We have been there with me just wanting to run over the kids strollery thingy with my truck and bridie yelling at me to stop fusing about it. So please keep in high spirits. Bridie being from england told me to tell you “Keep your pecker up” Um? Yea.. Anyway we loved seeing the interview with malcolm seeing we were on his cruise when he got sick so we were worried plus after being on 4 cruises with him we think he is so amazing!
Big fans as allways,
Frank and Bridie
John,
Dont let the naysayers get to you. There always will be someone who does not get it. Personally I enjoy your humour. My wife says mine is warped.
Enjoy your time at home with your family.
Dave
Hi John,
We will be sailing on the Legend on Oct 4, 2009. I read your blog daily and really look forward to your being our cd.
I have a quick question for you. We booked an inside guarantee and got assigned to a 4F. I have since found out that they are obstructed view oceanviews (not considered oceanview anymore). Do you know if the doors in these cabins still open? We were not fortunate enough to get a cabin between lifeboats, but if the doors will open we will still be able to get air and light; a vast improvement over a regular inside. Thanks for your blog. It is thoroughly enjoyable.
Donna
Hi John, I am a newcomer to you blog site, but now am quite the regular reader.I appreciate your sense of humor which serves you well in handling the situations you share with us readers here. I have laughed out loud many times at your commentary while shaking my head at the audacity of some guests. Hopefully we will get to sail with you sometime.I thought that it might be on the Legend in November , but it appears you will be leaving her the day we board, “missed it by that much”. Our first cruise was on Conquest from Galveston with our daughter for her college graduation celebration, and everything went so perfectly that I know it will be the cruise all others will be measued against. Mark Price was our cruise director and really enjoyed his antics and personality.I notice that he is not on the CD schedule, and I was wondering if he is stll in the biz? Thanks for what you do and your time you give to keep up with this blog thingy!
Boomer
John, (Please Reply)
I know you are enjoying your time at home with your girls. As an Airline Pilot I know what it is like to be away from home. My trips only have me gone for a few days at a time, whereas you my friend, are gone for much longer periods of time. I love to fly, and I love my job, but it is always good to get back home for a few days between trips. John, thanks for flying American.
I received an E-Mail today from Stephanie Meads with the photo of the Carnival Destiny attached. She is an amazing Photographer! What an honor to have this beautiful picture on my wall. My thanks to you and Stephanie for making that possible, and many thanks to you’all for everything you do for us Carnival Fans.
I have a long Tampa layover this Saturday. I will be having lunch at Bennigan’s, at the pier, right next to the Carnival Inspiration. I have done this for lunch a couple of times on Sunday layovers, when the Carnival Legend is in town. It is hard not being able to get on board, but it gives me a little “fix” until my next cruise. You can sit on the patio and look right into the ship! You can see the neon, hear the beep as the crew punch their card thingys to get off and on the ship, smell the melting cake…ok, sorry, I get a little carried away. There is no better place to have lunch, than beside a Beautiful Carnival Fun Ship! So, when your on the Carnival Legend soon, and you step outside, and someone says hello John, it may be me.
Thankyou John for all you do! If you would pass along my thanks to Stephanie as well, I will be forever greatfull. Enjoy your time at home with Heidi and Kye. You have a beautiful family!
I will ask for a reply just to know you got this as my computer is old and my IT skills are lacking. Don’t worry, I do know how to program all those computer thingys on the flight deck.
Doug
Smoking or non-smoking? I am a smoker but prefer non smoking with a set aside smoking area for when I want to (a small area on deck would be fine – hopefully covered so my cig does not drown). I do smoke between 1-2 packs a day, but enjoy my smoke more when I take time to sit back and relax then chain smoke out of habit (also smoke a lot less.) Would rather have smoke free rooms so I am forced to get dressed and leave my room.
I also like humor mixed in with the dry stuff so please keep your humor here.
I would appreciate links to places to find out where singles go on board, or info for the those that travel alone (not night life or swinging singles scene but the basics, such as what excursions to book – obviously not bicycles for two…any help to offer me?) Even jokes will let me know that not only couples and families travel.
Been reading your blog since I booked a cruise but can’t find too much info on the Carnival Destiny (see I know enough to add Carnival before Destiny). Is there a reason? And why add Carnival before Destiny?
Dear John,
Yes and yes! I would definately buy a DVD of your bedtime story OR ANY OTHER show you put on! You are truly the best at what you do John and Carnival is lucky to have you!!
Also, a night or two of non-smoking at the piano bar would be fantastic! I am highly allergic to smoke and even standing outside, I can have problems breathing. Thanks for asking us…
Keep up your fantastic work!
PS… Big Sexy is my second favorite on Carnival.. after you of course!!
Dear John,
Don’t change a thing! You have millions of readers for a REASON! You have done a lot of good with your blog and we love it. I, in particular, will be forever grateful that your blog was here. Without it, I may never have reconnected with my cousin, Big Ed.
Thank you and keep writing!
Maribeth
Hi John,
Please keep your blog just the way it is. It is informative true but also funny. And we get to see pictures of Kye and Heidi so what could be better?
Sounds like the stroller is some contraption but you have to remember to put Kye in it.
Looking forward to seeing pictures of our deck 7 port side 9A wrap when you get a chance.
Thanks John!
Linda & George
Hi John!
(Please reply)
I know…. some people will look down on me for this…. but I would really love a little help from you if possible. I sorta feel bad for asking but it would mean a lot if you could make a dining room arrangement for us. Last year we went on our very first cruise ever on the Carnival Fascination. It took me 13 years to talk hubby into going on a cruise.
We had bought dress clothes for the dining room for a few nights. We don’t have to dress up for work and we relaxed kinda people. (I hadn’t worn a dress in YEARS before then) So we figured we would try out the dining room the first night to see how it was. The moment we walked into the dining room and were greeted by the smile of Maitre ‘D Peter I knew it was a special place. As we were taken to our table all of the waiters welcomed us and smiled a genuine smile.
Then we were shown our table. And that is when we met Charnel and Samson. We loved every minute of dinner. We came to the dining room every night. One night we had to wear shorts and nice shirts but no one seemed to mind.
Charnel and Samson were the reason why we looked forward to dinner every day. They always asked how our day was and had funny jokes for us (especially Samson). On the last evening I was in tears leaving the dining room. (OK I am in tears right now too thinking about it) I was really going to miss that warm chocolate melting cake! Just kidding, it was Samson. As we were leaving we exchanged emails and Samson gave me a piece of paper and said I couldn’t look at it until we were out of the dining room. We said our goodbyes he told me to go ahead and look at it and ran away….. it said…. I will miss you all with a sad face and tears. Geeez the tears were flowing then (and now). We went to the Pursors desk or whatever it’s called now and made sure we told them how much we loved them!
Five days after disembarking we were booking another Carnival cruise. We booked the Carnival Inspiration. Then we got a email that Samson was off the ship for a bit before his next contract. He was promoted to head waiter and he would be back on the Carnival Fascination. So that was me, calling my PVP, Gina (who is AWESOME by the way) and changing our reservation to the Carnival Fascination with hopes of seeing Samson again.
Geeee, can you tell where this is going? I am sorry this is so long! If you could, could you please arrange it so we can be at Samson’s table? I promise, if I win the lottery I will buy you a Aston Martin right after I buy my Bugatti Veyron!!!!!! We love the tv show Top Gear shown on BBC America… do you watch it? They show Aston Martin’s a lot!
I know I am a little early in my request but I know you are a little behind in replies and we want to be seated at Samson’s table soooooooooo bad! We are sailing September 19th. Late Seating confirmed. Steve and Stephanie Badenhop.
I can’t wait to see your 2010 schedule. We want to meet & sail with you!!
Many many thanks! We would appreciate it more then you know!!!
Stephanie
John…. (please read)
Re: my comment above….. Samson’s last name is Lobo….
Thanks!
John Please Read,
I don’t need you to reply I just wanted to make sure you saw this post.
I want to thank you for Helping Mach from CC arrange for my group that is sailing Saturday on Carnival Destiny, a photo shoot with the Cruise Director and possibly the Captain.
Both you and Mach are the best and I will send pictures when we get back
Please Reply
Joan and myself will be sailing on the Carnival Freedom out of Fort Laurderdale on Nov. 15 to celebrate our 18th wedding anniversary and my 50th birthday. This will be our first Carnival cruise and second cruise overall since our honeymoon in 1991 and just can’t wait!
Tried to look else where so as not to bother you but I was not able to find the answer. Would you please tell me when the Elegant Night is? Right now we are booked for the Sun King Supper Club (per your wise recommendation) on the 17th to celebrate our special occasions but if the elegant night is the same night we would like to change the day we go to the Supper Club so we can enjoy both.
Keep doing what you do and I bet people would be surprised at how many of us send comments to you in our underpants in honor of you just as I have done.
Wish you would be there to smoke a cigar with!
Thank you for your reply,
Brian and Joan
Dear Trevor,
Blog: Short for “Web log,” a specialized site that allows an individual or group of individuals to share a running log of events and personal insights with online audiences.
Personal insights. Hmm. Perhaps if all you are looking for is information, then the information aplenty you’d find at http://www.carnival.com would be more professional, and to your liking.
Perhaps you are unaware that this blog (see above for the definition again if you’ve lost sight) is NOT a service provided by Carnival, and really, isn’t even a service provided by John, unless he sees fit.
If you have issues with humor, my friend, you might consider keeping yourself off Carnival’s ships all together, and gleaning your information from the formal, dry websites of Carnival’s competitors. They would be much more suited for you.
And on a final note – how interesting you refer to the readers of this blog to be stalkers… when you, yourself admitted to following it yourself.
You are in the wrong here, sir.
Thank you.
Dear John,
I’m fairly new to your blog thingy, but I feel strongly enough to post a reply about the smoking/non smoking issue. I am a non smoker, as is my husband (and kids, thankfully) we travel together on many cruises, and also as a couple. We are very sensitive to the smoke on the areas of the ship that are open to smoking, and find that we do NOT enjoy being in the area as the smokers. We were disappointed that the Carnival Paradise changed their policy before we had the chance to sail on a smoke free ship. We are unable to enjoy many of the lounges, including the piano bar. In fact, often we go to the lounge to listen to the current band in the evenings (……Unlimited?) but have to leave as people are often smoking in there as well. So, to sum up, we are four in vote of NO SMOKING in the public areas!
Thank you for the blog thingy, I read it to my husband nightly and we both enjoy it. Hugs to Heidi and Kye!
PS. We are sailing on the Carnival Fascination in September and planning our !Platinum! cruise for our 20th wedding anniversary next April or May on the Carnival Freedom.
John,
If someone doesn’t care for your blog then they should not read it. It is not a requirement for them to do so. For those of us that do enjoy it, we shall read it daily (and for us it is required reading)! Thousands of faithful bloggers cannot be wrong!
HEY TREVOR
can you say ARSE-HOLE,,,,
if you dont like the blog
then go climb a rock wall,,,,,
are you a royal chump-pee-on
Hi John,
In regard to the naysayers of the Blog Thingy, there is a simple mathematical equation.
Humor-Sophisitsication-Self Respect= Low IQ.
These people will not be able to read the formula though. So to let them understand: they are ignorant.
Be compassionate, but ignore.
Carry On,
Bill
JOHN: PLEASE REPLY!!
We are very excited to be cruising on the Carnival Dream in February and even more so since we learned you will be the cruise director when we are sailing. I have a question about the timing of your bedtime story. From what I can determine, it looks like you do the bedtime story on the last night of the cruise along with the talent show. Is this correct? I have heard soooooo much about it, that I don’t want to miss it. However, all of us in our group are earlybirds (early to bed). We sound like a bunch of old fogies and that is definitely not the case. But we do rise early and hit the hay early. I am already feeling disappointed that we may miss this bedtime story if it is only done once on the cruise and is at the late show. Can you let me know if this is the case. If so, would there be a chance you could also do it for the early show? Please consider this if you don’t already do it. Thanks in advance!!! Keep up the good work – we just love you, your blog, Heidi and of course Kye!!!
John,
Please remember that the opinons of a few do not represent the majority.
I for one love your humor (spelt correctly) and hope you dont stop blogging for a long time.
For those who write to your personal email, you may want to try a form letter explaining the correct channels to get in touch with you and if you use outlook you may try to block the repeat offenders so to speak.
John I really appreciate what you do each day and it reminds me why I cruise with Carnival, most othet companies would not allow something like this unless it had bleach poured over and re written by 10 men with beards who make up the PR dept. I guess a thanks to Vance? for allowing this.
John keep up the great work and know that there a millions who stalk (sorry Trevor) you faithfully.
now go have a poo.
Fraser
John…please respond,
I know any discussion on smoking/non-smoking areas can be controversial…but since you ask for input…I am more than happy to give you my two cents.
Our first cruise was on the Paradise…chosen primarily because it was a smoke free ship. What a wonderful cruise…we could (and did) go to all of the lounges and enjoy the entertainment…something we would not have done had they been filled with smokers. We had a great time hanging out in the piano bar!
Our second cruise…was on the Paradise…still smoke free at that time…only this time we invited friends to go along. They too enjoyed the clean air…our evenings were spent in the lounges and casino.
On our last two cruises…the Carnival Victory and most recently the Carnival Freedom (with you as CD!) we rarely even went on the Promenade Deck in the evenings. It was hard to breathe just walking by the casino or piano bar. Perhaps we are more sensitive to smoke than others, but being anywhere near cigarette smoke is irritating and will keep me away…no matter how great the entertainment is!
I think alternating the piano bar between smoking & non-smoking nights is a great idea. It would be a quick way to see which nights are more popular…and the more people that are there…the more Carnival makes on drinks!
I will be anxious to hear your responses to these comments. We are in the process of deciding on our next cruise…this one for the whole family next summer…possibly the Legend or maybe even the wonderful new Carnival Dream! It would be wonderful to once again be able to enjoy ALL of the ship…and not just SOME of the ship.
I can actually sympathize with smokers…I too have my own addiction now. Ever since we cruised with you last month I have become addicted to your blog thingy!! I’m not sure if there is any type of recovery program…but if there is I don’t want to know about it! Please don’t cut out the humour (spelt correctly)…the information is nice…but it is your strange (and sometimes perverted) sense of humour that keeps me coming back day after day!
First, so glad that Malcolm is coming back – and to my town, NYC! Welcome back, Malcolm!
I agree with a previous poster that Glenn’s son could obviously find somewhere else to sleep, and it sounds like he was a bit out of line with the staff who were trying to be helpful. Also, just because a 2 year old didn’t love the children’s program doesn’t mean a 3 year old won’t. Plus, as you pointed out, there’s lots to do outside of camp.
Please keep blogging and try to develop a harder shell when it comes to the nay-sayers. They have a world of options if they don’t enjoy reading your blog including not reading it!
Looking forward to our next cruise on the Triumph on Sept. 3!
Vicki
Hey Julio, (please reply when you get more information)
As you know I would really like to download or purchase a copy offline of Bedtime Stories. I’ve seen other comments on here and in Youtube, that people would to like to purchase this because they didn’t on the ship. I hope you can figure it out. My whole family absolutely loves it. Let me know when you have things figure out. Thanks so much!
and thank you for figuring out those names too. I haven’t found the girl i was looking for yet. Her name was Emily and she had some relationship to one of the lady acts in the show. I’ll try and keep looking.
-Justin
[p.s. I am friends with you on facebook!]
Piano bar? Non-smoking. Smoke is the worst thing for singers, even amateurs.
Dear John,
I have been on 5 Carnival cruises and my husband has been on 6. We have our next cruise booked on the Carnival Triumph in 2011 and I’m going to try to sneak another one in next year. I love the blog thingy just the way it is. Those who don’t like it don’t have to read it.
We just wanted to share our thoughts on a few “hot” issues on the Carnival ships. We are hoping the complimentary drinks at the Captain’s cocktail party stay complimentary. My husband will also especially miss the appetizers, but maybe he’ll have more room for dinner. It just adds to the welcoming feeling if the drinks are complimentary.
We don’t smoke, but we love the piano bars. We don’t mind the smokers – they are having a great time too. Heck, we’ve even seen piano bar entertainers smoking. If the piano bar was made smokeless for one or two nights on the cruise, the smokers should have somewhere else they could go for entertainment and still be able to smoke. Also for smokers, especially cigar smokers, on our last cruise, on the Carnival Fantasy, the captain hosted Cigars Under the Stars one evening and I thought it was a really neat idea for cigar smokers.
Finally, we aren’t platinum members yet, but we’ll enjoy the free pins again at that point. I’m glad they will be available for purchase in the gift shop.
I hope we get to sail with you one day. Until then, I’ll keep reading the blog thingy. We’d love a chance to view your shows. Download or DVD or both a great idea. Have a great vacation and thanks for keeping up the blog thingy even though you are home.
Terri and Jerry
The smoking issue is a touchy subject. I’m one of the smokers, who enjoys a puff when I put money in the slot machines or when I have a cocktail..But I also do whatever I can to respect others. Tobacco is still legal – right? and now the money I spend on cigarettes is taxed out the arse so our government can spend it on social programs. I feel like I’m doing my patriotic duty by continuing to smoke
Trevor – John is our family and we like his blog thingy. We like his butt jokes and we can’t wait to come home every night from a day at the office to sit down and be entertained by his brilliant writing. Don’t mess with our Family – and if John’s blog thingy doesn’t float your boat, can you say “man overboard”
John, thanks for sharing the pictures of the Dream – I can’t wait to step aboard. 61 days and counting…
All my best to you, Heidi and Kye,
Deborah (Debs)
John – Please Reply
I heard from Jamie that she may not be on the TA Dream. I bought some small gifts for her, if she is not on the TA Dream, where can I send them.
Thanks for your help – Deborah (Debs)
Hi John,
I would love to see you do a dvd of your greatest CD moments.
Now, to address those people who feel they must make personal attacks on your blog. Firstly, this is John’s blog and he can write what he pleases. Secondly, this is NOT an official Carnival blog.
Thirdly, it never ceases to amaze me that Trevor and others like him think their opinion is so important that they feel compelled to make a rude post. Guess what Trevor? No one cares about your opinion. Your computer has a little x at the upper right hand corner. I suggest you use it.
John, You have a great blog and I find it very informative. So….ignore the rude posts and enjoy your time off with your beautiful wife and daughter.
dear john i for one would purchase a dvd or view online any of your shows they were one of the highlights of my cruise.next tell the haters to kiss your big britsh arse.hope the family is well big kisses for all vegas mike…
John,
Ignore the “negative nellies”, they’re probably just envious of you. You should be nothing but proud of your blog.
I’m probably not on the popular side of this but, smoking sections should remain as they are. I think it provides a fair balance the way it is.
You should absolutely package up the shows for sale. I bet they would be a great hit. Just don’t listen to those that will choose to be negative.
Great to see that Malcolm will be back to work soon.
John – “ignore the ignorants” like Trevor. He must truly be a very unhappy person if he has nothing better to do but try to tell you what to do with YOUR blog. As for the smoking vs non-smoking issue, it would be great to have some of those venues designated non-smoking on certain nights. I love music and have never experienced the piano bar as I don’t like cigarette smoke. I agree that smokers should have designated places to smoke, but it would be great if us non-smokers could enjoy those places also. I agree with Linda (DJ’s Mom) that with all the technology out there, the ships should be able to be equipped with better ventilation in those areas that allow smoking. Love your blog and keep it the way it is. Don’t cave in to the likes of Trevor and his little band of troublemakers!
John,
The blog is hilarious, keep it going just the way it is. You have to be YOU – so if someone doesn’t get your humor, they really don’t have to read it now do they? Not everyone has to like it, and really why should you be expected to change what you find worth a laugh?
I almost never post but had to add something.
Hi John (and all of the 343 Stepanie’s),
I guess I am a “stalker”. I love Carnival and I love your “thingy” (I am speaking of your blog as I have not yet met you).
I’m sorry the negative comments have gotten you down. It seems like their voice is always louder in a perfectionist’s head than the voice of the people who give you positive commments. Just know that you make a lot of people smile everyday, even though we don’t let you know it.
You do have a lot of information in your blog, and I love seeing the Carnival Dream before she has vacationers on her. The thing I like most about you, even more so than your humor (spelled correctly), is that you truly care about your customers and try your hardest to make everything right. Don’t change a thing!
Just take care of yourself and don’t stress about the naysayers. We want you healthy and happy and around for a long, long time!
Lisa
John,
I’ve been reading for a while, but this is my first post. Thanks for starting my days with a laugh. Thank you also for the good news about Malcom returning (woo-hoo!!). I’d love to purchase any DVD you might have, as well as CDs/DVDs of other Carnival performers.
John, I sure hope Kye’s poor ears didn’t hear you doing all that swearing. My little niece doesn’t need that kind of abuse, LOL.
When I see the pictures of the Carnival Dream I just dream of when I will get to see and hold that little dream, Kye.
Uncle Big Ed
John,
As a cigar smoker, I think there are already enough non-smoking areas on the ship and cigar smoking is restricted even further. Please continue to provide opportunity of CHOICE and I hope the trend will continue for ALL ships to have a cigar bar.
Love the blog and ignore the humourless arse-holes.
John, how wonderful to hear from Malcolm!! I’m thrilled that he got through that rough patch and that he’ll be back in the saddle very soon. Fantastic!
Great news about the Fascination getting balcony cabins. Some complain that they disrupt the lines of the ship but they are such a brilliant addition that the utility outweighs and negative visual impact. There… did that sound sufficiently like marketing speak? Feel free to use that at any time!!!
People never cease to amaze me. The VAST majority of people are wonderful caring folks but there’s that tiny percentage of cretins out there that absolutely refuse to allow anyone to have a lick of fun if it doesn’t conform precisely with their ideas. Thus, we have internet trolls. These are the folks who show up on blogs like this to bash, insult, denigrate and badger without reason or logic.
I’ve wondered if simply not allowing the posts to be published is best or perhaps allowing them and letting the folks who read the blog to dress them down. Humm… that one still deserves some thought.
Bottom line, as my mom taught me, stick and stones may break my bones but names can never hurt me. The view from the high road is most excellent, my friend.
All the best to Heidi, Kye and the 17,000 Stephanies!!!
Ciao!!!
Host Mach
John, You are the BEST CD, don’t let people like Trevor spoil your humour (spelled correctly according to John). I have never had the pleasure of meeting Malcolm, but hope to some day soon. So glad he is doing so well and is back to work. As Paul says there is a lot more important stuff to concentrate on than the likes of Trevor! We have to be thankful to have good friends, a CD we all adore, wonderful cruises on Carnival, and health! Without those things what would we have to look forward to! For all my friends out there, stay well!
Linda & Mike
Hi John
Only 2 days till the Carnival Victory!! I am counting down the hours…LOL
Smoking or Non….I am a vacation smoker so of course am an advocate for smoking areas, but do understand the feelings of those that don’t smoke. I think the bars and casino are appropriate in smoking, but not the dining room, lounge or cabins. I travel frequently with my Mum and she is non-smoker. I try to be courteous and consider those around me. I actually cruised with someone that stayed in their cabin for 7 days because there was alcohol “everywhere” and she was a non-drinker. On a cruise? No alcohol? Not likely, huh?
To Trevor: I agree with the others. We are not stalkers. Most of us have cruised with CCL and John many times. There are groups of us who have become like family because of this blog. When my father passed away in March, I got many calls, cards and condolences from my blog family. I can’t think of any other place in my life that I have found true friends like on this blog, not even during my 21yrs military career. So…if you don’t like the blog, go read something else. John is our friend and we all will continue to read his blog and cruise CCL. John, Heidi and Kye are like family to us. Sorry John, just had to get that out. Give hugs to Heidi and Kye. Tell the CD on the Carnival Victory to watch out for us. We are now in Cabin 9281, thanks to a super upgrade. My best to all!!
Gloria aka Sue
Yes, I would love to buy a DVD of you best performances!! Hope one day to be curising with you.
I have read every blog since day one, and will will continue. You can bet I won’t be reading Trevors!!!
Hugs for the girls!!
Barb
I just read the letter from Trevor. How rude! If he doesn’t like the blog then he doesn’t need to read it. Trevor and other negative folks. I’m basically a stalker, er…lurker. Does it matter?
As for bathroom humor, I’m old enough to enjoy it. I’ll admit that my husband had to explain some of the words. I wasn’t embarrased, doubt that he was.
Thank you for continuing to write. I know that there are things you would as soon do–especially while you are at home.
elizabeth
Dear John the beloved,
I have to say that Nadia nailed the Trevor issue so I don’t need too. Nadia you get one “Atta Girl”. I do believe that the ones who want you to change the way you do things here on the blog are the folks at RCCI and NCL who loose possible passengers to Carnival like Doc Max above who cancelled his booking on the Qasis of the Seas to be with you on the Carnival Dream.
I used to smoke and I can see that the smokers of the world are being abused. They feel like the whole world is turning against them. Sortta like anyone who attacks this blog. I think that Carnival could do it a little different an instead of putting restriction on a venue. They could use the areas on the ship that are now used for all the photos and build a second smoke free venue and put the photos onto the TV where they can be ordered there. The space on the ship could be used for more fun things instead of the two hour search for a picture.
I think you should have a DVD for sale of the Bedtime Story and certain other entertainers that just happen to be Carnival Cruise Directors. That way the stalkers……. oops! fans could see the various CD’s at work doing what they do best, and that could entice the cruisers to book a cruise with a CD that they like. This could lead to stalkers for real as some of these gentlemen and ladies are pretty good looking folks. The DVD would highlight the work that these fabulous people do to make the cruise vacation the best vacation anywhere.
The Carnival DREAM is looking better with each picture. Thanks Boris!
These are just some of my opinions and like Arseholes everyone has one and we should all be able to share them here among friends.
Thanks John and the Stephanies,
The Cruzin2some
James & Nancy
TREVOR,
All I can say to you is JUMP OFF THIS BLOG. Plus read the top it says “John Heald’s Blog” and on the right it also says,
Disclaimer
This is a personal weblog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own (and those of some of the commentators that I have included) and not those of Carnival Corporation & plc or Heidi. This blog has no official affiliation with Sugar free jelly beans.
John, I believe that the non-smokers have the majority of the ship now. They have the whole dinning room, the 1500 seat main lounge, half the Lido deck and most open areas. So I think Carnival has it about right. But they could do a lot better with air movement. I’ve been in bars and clubs where the smoke free side is smoke free. All you have to do is control the air movement. You bring the fresh air into the smoke free area and exhaust it out through the smoking areas. You can actually see the smoke moving away from the non-smoking side of the area. I don’t go into non-smoking areas and smoke but I also don’t want non-smokers coming into my smoking area sitting there and doing that waving thing they do with their hands. I was once sitting at a table in the casino with 5 other smokers and a woman sat down in the only open chair at that table. She then started moving ashtrays and doing that waving thing. One on the other players said to here “why don’t you go to that table right next to us with the dealer just standing there all by himself” she said “I don’t want to play by myself”. Nuff Said.
BIG ED
John, (Please reply)
I know that everyone is entitled to his/her opinion, but I do think Trevor was out of line. If he doesn’t like your blog the way it is, he doesn’t have to read it. Obviously, there are many others who enjoy reading what you write. I know that if I didn’t enjoy it, I would just stop reading it. No reason to write to you to complain about it.
Glenn, why would you even think about putting a young child in a bunk bed? Why could YOU not sleep there? Also, I guess I don’t understand why you couldn’t/wouldn’t have your 3 year old sleep on the couch instead of the bunk. Many times we have had a small child sleep on our love seat. It’s not like Carnival is telling you that YOU have to sleep there.
Somehow, I feel you were probably rude to the customer service people based on the way you posted on this blog. If you feel there isn’t enough for your child to do on the cruise, perhaps a different type vacation or at least a different cruise line would be more to your liking.
John, please respond.
In a previous answer you gave re: trial change in welcome aboard party on the Carnival Glory in August, you asked me if we attended the trial of the Comedy Club.
YES we did and thoroughly enjoyed it …..
for the most part. Al Ernst, Happy Cole and the others were hilarious as usual and it was great to see them again.
The only negative was the host……Jeff “The Fun Dude” who said he was also a stand-up comedian and tried to start each show off with his brand of humor which was NOT well received by the audience.
And he just kept going and going to the point that several got up and walked out of the lounge before the headline act started. What a shame as those folks missed some great laughs. The comedy club concept is a great alternative entertainment venue and we look forward to seeing who will entertain us on the Carnival Dream on Dec 3rd……..we are hoping the host will be different though…..
I liked a couple of the suggestions from Judy and Mike Tampa, FL. I am a, yes, reformed smoker…quit 4 years ago. This will always be a very sensitive debate and nothing will likely make everyone happy. I will start by saying that I am glad there was a place for me to smoke in the past. I also have a son and, now a grand-daughter with asthma so I have never smoked in my home. Smoking in the cabins seems like a fire hazard and honestly, we never thought about smoking in ours in the past. I haven’t ever experienced a problem w/my cabin smelling of smoke either, which is a great thing. So, I guess as much as I dislike smoke, there should be a lounge or two smokers can go to and enjoy themselves.
I loved the dinner wine special, never seen it on any of our cruises and I’d like to try different wines by the glass, if possible.
John,
Love the blog. Don’t change a thing…if someone doesn’t care for the content they don’t have to come here to read it! For me, it’s a small escape to read this and almost makes me feel like I’m on a cruise…enjoying myself!
As for the smoking issue. I’m a non-smoker, my husband smokes. Please don’t take away all the indoor smoking venues. There are limited places we can go to enjoy music and relax at night. On a lot of the ships these venues are not close to outside areas where he can smoke. Alternating nights between differnet venues would be fine, but don’t remove all the areas for the smokers and those who love them in spite if their habit…and like the one poster said…it is legal.
Ships need to find a way to accomodate those who smoke even if it is outdoors, but they’ll need more shelter. We’ve stood out in formal wear on the outside decks in the rain and wind to allow him to have his smoke. Can’t improved ventillation systems help out to make everyone live together a little more in harmony in these close quarters on a ship? If you eliminate all or most of the smoking areas you’ll end up with ships that end up the way of the Paradise…not filled to capacity.
Trevor,
Leave “our” John alone !!
If you don’t like the blog, opt out or go read War and Peace…………it’ll keep you busy for a while !
No one is forcing you to read the Blog and you can always get Cruise Industry news directly from the different Cruise Lines sites.
Oh, by the way, there is a Disclaimer that states this Blog to be a personal weblog and not affiliated to Jelly Beans or Carnival Cruise Lines.
Bugger off
Awesome blog, John! As usual.
Those who don’t appreciate it are probably those who don’t realize it’s *your* blog and not Carnival’s. If all they want is help with their Carnival cruise, they can probably get that on the Carnival website. For great humour (I’m Canadian, so I spell it correctly) and insight into the cruise director’s life nothing can beat your blog.
Would I buy a DVD of your shows? Well, yes!!
Hello Heald Family,
First I’d like to say, we love you and your blog, and we’ll keep reading it as long as you keep writing it, which I hope will be a long, long, time.
Second, I’m glad Malcolm is feeling better. We had the pleasure of his being our CD on the Carnival Victory in Aug. 2007. He was great.
Third, I would definately buy a DVD of the Bedtime Story, or anything you wanted to record, John. I hope to someday see the Bedtime Story in person.
Finally, I think it would be nice to have both the casino and the piano bar be non-smoking a couple of nights per week. As Linda said, if the rooms were properly ventilated, it wouldn’t matter. I think (just my hunch) the reason they now allow smoking on the Carnival Paradise is because they weren’t making enough revenue on the bars and in the casino. You see, drinking, gambling, and smoking seem to go together, at least for some people. The sing-along bar on the Smoke-Free Paradise was so quiet I didn’t know it was there until the very last night of the cruise. (Darn!)
Illegitimati non carburundum,
Cheryl D.
Hi John (please reply)
How very nice for you to be home again and reunited with your two beautiful ladies!!!
I am writing again in reference to my earlier posts – see June 30th – A Day at Sea & with Water in the Pool and also July 31st – Fat Friday.
I had written regarding wanting some information on the certificates that can be purchased on board and used for future cruises but more importantly I was writing about the early saver fares and how I am booked as an early saver but within a group and I did not get the true early saver fare and wanted to know why?
You had arranged for someone to contact me and I wanted to let you know that as of today (Aug. 28th) I have not been contacted.
I am very sorry to bring to your attention the July 31st blog – Fat Friday. I still cannot get over the audacity of that woman!!! and you can be commended for handling her in the manner in which you did!!! I’m afraid I would have reacted quite differently! As someone who tends to be a bit too “fluffy”, I take offense to the treatment you were given.
I also wanted to mention the negative posts you have been receiving. I know that they must irritate and hurt you a bit but please know that they are few and far between. For the most part your blog is loved and read by many and please keep it up for as long as you are able!!
To the negative posties – please keep your comments to yourself!!! All you have to do is not log on – simple!! As my mother always told me “if you can’t say nice things, don’t say anything”!!
All the best to you, Heidi and Kye – enjoy your time together! Daaag
Hello John ~
Best wishes to Heidi and a squeeze for precious Kye. She is growing so fast and is a beautiful little munch. We hope you are enjoying your “vacation” and truly enjoyed your IKEA experience!
The pictures and updates of the DREAM are making us very anxious ~ we sail in 60 days with the “CA Heroes” group. Unfortunately, our group has dwindled to 14 persons, a result of the miserable economy and mismanagement of our cities, with pending layoffs and forced retirement for many emergency personnel. Ugh! We will try the group again at a later date! On a happier note, our mini group is looking forward to meeting you in Bermuda, if that’s still on schedule.
We were wondering if we should bring costumes since we will be sailing on Halloween? Let us know!
Regarding the smoking issue, ugh again! I feel the piano bar, and all other public places, should be smoke free. The smoker can leave the room and rejoin the group after their “smoke” and continue to have a good time. The non-smoker should have every right to enjoy the entertainment also without the inconvenience of someone breathing smoke into their face. Or worst yet, just holding the cigarette and letting the smoke drift ~ so nasty! And it appears that we have several smokers on this blog, all of whom state they are very considerate of others when they smoke, even when they are in the casino. Unfortunately, I have never had the pleasure of sitting by one of you at an event or the casino! I just feel we should all get to participate in activities on board without having to worry about our health, the health of our families and the need to carry 2 separate inhalers just to breathe. Maybe there could be a designated smoking spot … at the back of the ship … on the highest deck ~ then maybe no one would have to breathe it on board. Or, as was mentioned by another blogger, a fantastic ventilation system that would just “suck” the smoke up! Just a thought.
Woo hooooooo ~ 60 days ~ and we’ll be ‘DREAMIN’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry & Angie
Thank you for the interview with Malcolm! We’re glad he’s back! We sailed with him, twice, and were very worried when we heard about his illness. He was a lot of fun on the Victory and we’re hoping to cruise with him again one day.
As for the blog-thingy. We love it! It must continue. I actually read it out loud to my husband every evening. It’s (sort of) become his “bedtime story.” The added benefit is that I get to talk and he listens. We both laugh. It works perfectly!
Another great blog John!
Since it still seems like the cocktail parties and potential changes are being debated on the cruise message boards I thought I’d throw in my 2 cents and say that I’m all for a cocktail party (or some type of gathering) for Platinum guests with the senior officers. Something small and intimate would be very enjoyable and would be another memorable perk for Platinum guests.
Melissa
Dear John,
Thank you for keeping up with the Blog while you are on spending time with your family.
I laughed so hard as I read about your experience with “I-hell” – I know my husband would feel your pain, as they say.
If I didn’t enjoy the blog I wouldn’t read it so I don’t quite understand why people who don’t appreciate it continue to read it!
Kye is certainly a beautiful baby and I am happy that you are spending a long break at home on dry land.
I hope that you come back refreshed and relaxed.
Many thanks for the laughs and the great information you give us every day.
Maybe Trevor needs a seat at Ruth and Al G’s table… but that’s just my “pointless opinion”!
Hi John!
I can’t believe its up to almost 5 million now. Wow! I can’t believe how quikcly time flies!
Love the pictures today and the cabins look so pretty.
Great to hear from Malcolm and I hope his recovery continues to go well.
I hope you have a nice weekend!
Take care!
David
Hi John- As I have said before I am new to your blog but haven’t missed a day since I found out about it. I am enjoying the CD features. As for Trevor, he is under no obligation to read this blog & he really should just discontinue doing so.
Hugs to Kye.
FROM VIRGINIA
John
Please reply
I am still fuming with the humiliation you put me through my Carnival Freedom cruise July 12-19. My arse is still boiling….. its bad enough to get called up on stage but then you put your 2 cents worth in saying I am as BIG as a house and then on top of that….. you required me to dance to the “Mexican Hat Dance”. I should make you dine with “Ruth & Al” at their window table for 2.
Now that the BS is out of the way……… I still laugh at the GREAT time I had on that cruise. It is 1 of the BEST if not the Best vacations I have ever had. Definitely the best cruise and I can say that I have had as a CD the BEST CD on any cruise line I have ever been on. I did make 2 mistakes before trying CARNIVAL. My 1st was on the SNOBS of the SEAS and then I tried Celebrity before I found my redemption and the FUN SHIPS. Thanks again for the GREAT time.
I have talking Carnival up to my bank teller who is getting married in September. I only know her from the bank and we have become friends. I finally talked her into a Honeymoon cruise after telling her about my GREAT cruises this year. That being said do you think you could do something for these 2 youngsters ? I would appreciate it if you would send them a gift. They are sailing on CARNIVAL INSPIRATION on Sep 7 out of Tampa.
We are currently tryin to plan a CARNIVAL DREAM cruise for early next year. WE are desperately working on platinum having 7 Carnival cruises since the 1st in 2006.
Thanks for all the comedy in the blog. Keep up the good work and give Ms Kye a BIG hug from me.
Yabba Dabba Do
Mike from VIRGINIA
I love the stroller story and I know you didn’t forget Kye so I hope you both had an enjoyable trip for the paper this morning. Those are the little things that are fun on a beautiful morning.
Trevor, why do you feel you need to be here to badger? We love hearing about John blogging in his underwear because it gives those of us that know him a visual that makes US laugh. I’m sorry if there are those that don’t approve of John, Carnival or cruising or his type of humour (spelt correctly), but you are not being forced to read this blog.
Piano bar and smoking? ummmmmmmmmm I won’t even get in the middle of that one.
I’m a bit latter than usual reading this post, but enjoyed it all the same.
Would I buy a DVD of your performances? HECK, YES!! Just so I can buy it on the ship, or on-line.
Smoking, I never have, and heavy smoke bothers me, but it is still legal and I wouldn’t want to trample their rights – but I also would like to see the ships use smoke eaters, or air cleaners, or something so that we can co-exist without bothering each other.
As to the nay-sayers, if they don’t like your humour why in the heck do they keep reading?? Oh, just so they can stir up trouble and then sit back and laugh at us getting all riled up. Don’t give them the pleasure. Ignoring them is the best policy, because nearly 5,000,000 visits clearly speaks for it’s self.
Now I have go read Friday’s post, so I can see our weekly Kye photo!
Hugs my friend,
Di
John,
Thanks for the reply and yes! Please do pass on our e-mail address to Eka! We would love to hear from her. She gave us her home address but we lost it. We would love to sail with her again one day if possible. She did say she planned to be back on ship after a vacation so we are sure she is probably still working with Carnival. She deserves to be promoted to the highest position possible. What a great person she is! A true example of the Carnival spirit and caring for it’s passengers.
Mike & Lori
John,
Thanks for the update on Eka. We will surely try to sail with her on the Triumph! If you can, please still give her our e-mail address. Our daughters are Jennifer and Tiffany .
Thanks,
Mike & Lori
Concerning smoking in the piano bar, I believe that it should not be permitted. Both my wife and I like piano bars, and she (but not me!) is a good singer. She also has asthma and can not be in smokey rooms. Since the piano bars on Carnival ships usually seem to attract smokers, we can not enjoy the bar and music. In fact, this at times is a determining factor in booking a cruise on other lines (e.g., HAL) where the piano bars don’t seem to attract as many smokers.
John,
Personally I would love to see the Piano Bar non smoking for at least a few nights during a cruise so that my wife and I could enjoy them. Usually we only get to go in there for maybe 15 or 20 minutes an evening because the smoke there is just unbearable for us. We really love being in there for the entertainment even if just for a short amount of time but our sinuses and throats just cannot tolerate the cigarette smoke. I guess our sinuses are just to sensitive to tolerate the thick clouds of smoke that are there. Sometimes if we go in there early and there isn’t much of a crowd we can stay maybe 30 minutes but by that time more people start showing up and the smoke gets thicker. So put my vote in for a non smoking Piano bar, Sports bar and casino. Leave the smoking areas the for outdoor areas of the ship and preferably towards the back of the ship. So I guess what I’m saying is use all your powers and pull at Carnival to bring back the Carnival Paradise non smoking ship for us non smokers who like to breath non polluted clean, fresh air or at least a ship with no indoor smoking areas.
Thanks,
Stingray310
The idea of having one night smoking and one night non-smoking in the Piano bar… well, smokes! What a great idea! I went on a Carnival Cruise a few years ago (don’t remember what ship) that had a large group of “oldies music” fans and the Piano Bar guy played one oldie after another — it was awesome but unfortunately, the smoke drove me out night after night. One night of smoke and one night of non-smoke would be great!
Also, I just got home from a fantastic week aboard the Carnival Spirit and you were right, Chris was a great CD… but he’s gone now. Has retired off to married life. Oh well, Maybe you will join us on the Spirit next year. If you do, let me know and I’ll arrange my group of firefighters for the week you are there.
I went to the library every day while on the Spirit hoping for my daily dose of John but their 3-ring binder with your blogs was sadly out of date. Over a week went by without any new postings in the book. Sigh. Oh well, my eye-phone was able to get a signal while in port so I could stay up on my blogs.
Mark me down for another YES for humour during the life boat drills. I pay attention because I work in the “safety” industry but it would be a lot easier to stay awake if there was a bit of humour….
Disregard all of the nay sayers, John. If they don’t like the blog, they can read something else. The rest of us LOVE IT just like it is.
J. Taylor
Orlando
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