I had to apologize to an entire audience yesterday………because during the marriage show a lady swore………….badly. Let me explain. We should celebrate those who swear well. Great swearers in my humble opinion include Eddie Murphy, Ricky Gervais in the British version of the Office, Robert De Niro in ……well………everything and of course James Gandolfini in the Sopranos. But nobody does it like John Cleese in Fawlty Towers ……….shouting at his car, “Start you vicious bastard”…………brilliant.
(more…)

There is a lot of stigma associated with eating at the captain’s table and I can understand why. It is something I avoid as much as possible and if the truth be told……I would rather pump gas into the crack of my arse and set it on fire.
(more…)

I hate to start a blog with a negative but I am going to today. While the past 6-day cruise was the best week of weather we have had, the audiences at the shows extraordinary and the incident report of negative comments as low as we have seen so far this summer …….. there were a group of kids who I am gloriously happy have buggered off…….and I hope that if they do cruise again I hope it’s not with us and ……..if they do cruise…………I hope they get sea sick……and lockjaw at the same time.
(more…)