The birds and the bees………..ahh yes………..that is supposed to be explained by your Dad during a conversation by the fire in slippers and smoking a pipe………yep…….that chat you’re supposed to have with your father about the time you first start noticing that girls don’t make you vomit any more ……………..well, I never had that chat and learned all about the birds and the bees from old copies of Penthouse magazine and from staring at Sally Poole’s breasts.
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I am sure there are many of you out there who as soon as you wake up, you fart……OK…….that’s probably just me……….and then reach for the remote control to watch the news. I used to watch the BBC 24-hour news when I am home but recently I seem to have wandered over to Sky which is part of Fox news………oh and bear with me during the next few minutes because this will not be the usual start to a blog thingy.
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