As I waddled to the computer in my underpants this morning there was a spring in my step. The sun was shining, we had arrived in Cozumel and the Enchantment of the Seas had buggered off to a pier far……..far away.
As I sat down I was as happy as someone who had woken up next to Megan Fox’s bottom and discovered they had won the lottery the night before. Then I turned on my computer and my mood changed and suddenly I was as happy as someone who had woken up next to Judge Judy’s bottom and discovered that they were………….French. Let me explain.
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