As I waddled to the computer in my underpants this morning there was a spring in my step. The sun was shining, we had arrived in Cozumel and the Enchantment of the Seas had buggered off to a pier far……..far away.
As I sat down I was as happy as someone who had woken up next to Megan Fox’s bottom and discovered they had won the lottery the night before. Then I turned on my computer and my mood changed and suddenly I was as happy as someone who had woken up next to Judge Judy’s bottom and discovered that they were………….French. Let me explain.
Last night during the show I noticed that there were two young men wearing full dress blue military uniforms sitting in the audience. This was unusual because normally this is reserved for elegant night which is when we tend to see serving military men and women in uniform.
So, I decided that maybe this was a good time to do a bit of honoring…………….so I invited all those people who were indeed active military personal to join us on stage.









As you can see, lots of young people joined me on stage representing the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and National Guard. The two men in uniform were Marine Michael and Army soldier Travis. The reason they were in dress blues was because Michael had been married that day in the Chapel onboard the Carnival Legend. Michael and Travis were best friends with Travis telling us he had recently returned from Afghanistan and that just three weeks after being married Michael (pictured with me above) would be returning for his second tour of duty there.
And so all the guests on stage stood tall and proud and I saluted them for the work they do……………and so did the audience………….who gave them a standing ovation……..an ovation from the heart.
Yet, it appears that not everyone is happy with my tribute to these young people as you will see now and will read just why my mood has changed this morning.
Guest: Mr.———–e Ref: 829110151A
Cabin: ____ Booking#: _______ Added-Changed: 10/06/09 – 10/06/09
GUEST UPSET AT COMMENTS MADE BY CD
Mr. and Mrs. _____came to the desk to request a meeting with the Cruise Director. Guest told GSA that he was offended by comments made by John at the show. Guest was angry that he had made all the soldiers stand on stage and force the audience to applaud. Guest said that he and many others did not support the war and that it was wrong to mention them. He also said it was inappropriate for them to be wearing uniform.
GSA apologized and arranged meeting with CD.
So, now you can see why my mood changed. I called the guest and tried my best to understand his view. I won’t spend too much time talking about what his view is but it is one that nothing I could say would change his anti war, anti military beliefs. I did though find myself apologizing but then realized that hey……………hold on……………..you don’t have any apologizing to do………….but you know me…………….I apologized for offending him anyway and after organizing his fruit basket I sat down to think.
Actually, it didn’t take long. There were moments I second guessed myself especially after the chap had “damn it” posted on that comment saying he was offended at our playing of Anchors Aweigh. But then, I said “bollocks” to myself and while the last thing I want to do is upset a paying guest I truly believe that our soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen put their lives on the line for us. When they return home, sometimes physically injured or with severe mental scars, it is our duty to ensure they as much thanks as we can give them…………………..don’t you?
Time for today’s questions….here we go.
Lisa Asked:
It was recommended I contact you for help on my upcoming cruise. No one at Carnival has been helpful at all. Before I post my issue for all to see, perhaps you can help me?John Says:
Hello Lisa
I was sorry to read that you have not received the help you needed. Please post another comment and let me know what your concerns are and meanwhile you will be contacted in the next 24 hours by a member of our care team to see what we can do to help.
Hope to hear from you soon
Best wishes
JohnSteve Teter Asked:
John (Please Reply),
On January 11th, my wife and I will be cruising on the Carnival Destiny to Grand Turk, Nassau and Half Moon Cay. We’re technically traveling as my 40th Birthday present but it’s honestly a well-deserved break from the rigors of work and child-rearing! This will be the first time we’ve been able to do anything for ourselves in a very long time so I want to make the trip as special as possible for my wife. She’s a great Mom and works nearly 60 hours a week at her job.Is there anything you can do to help me surprise her? I’ve already booked a balcony state room for the very first time!
Thanks and keep up the great work on the blog. I look forward to reading it every day!
Guest would like your help in surprising his wife with something special on their cruise on the DE 01/11/2010.
John Says:
Hello Steve
Thank you for booking such a special cruise for your 40th birthday but asking to make sure it’s your wife to receive a surprise. It sounds like she deserves a rest and some fun and if you can remind me a month before you sail I will happily have something sent to her cabin from me and you.
Thanks for the kind words about the blog and don’t forget to write with that reminder.
Best wishes
JohnThe Harmons Asked:
Evening John, please reply-
Quite the Tease indeed, we have been waiting since the countdown hit zero today, and the Dream sailed away, to see new pictures and videos uploaded!We will keep eagerly waiting, until June 2010 when our turn to climb aboard comes around. Thanks for the blogs and great updates you and your spy have been sending out, it makes the waiting much easier to bare when new things are always happening!
A quick question, why is there a little tiny
smiley face at the bottom of carnival pages, and your blog?!?
Just being curious, and wishing for the warm Caribbean weather as the hubby and I watch winter roll into our Colorado town.
Best of wishes and safe journeys~
M & JJohn Says:
Hello M and J
Your Carnival Dream is now well and truly in operation and it will soon be your turn to enjoy our new flag ship. I will be back onboard for the naming ceremony and then for the bloggers cruise so you can look forward to more photos and videos then. I had no idea about the smiley face thingy and after asking one of the 343 Stephanies I was told that this is actually something from WordPress the system they use to handle the blog thingy.
Hope this helps and my best to you both.
JohnBobby Asked:
Dear john Please respond.
Just to let you know I booked an eastern cruise for June 5th 2010 for the dream, I hope you will be the cruise director when we go…
Your friend
BobbyJohn Says:
Hello Bobby
Congratulations on booking your Carnival Dream cruise vacation. What a ship she is and I know you will have the most brilliant of times. Unfortunately I will not be the CD. It will be Todd Wittmer who is our number one guy and someone I know you will love. If you have any questions about your cruise I will of course be here to answer them for you.
Best wishes
JohnBill (Zydecocruiser) from ZydecoCruiser.com Asked:
John, Please reply
Hi John,
I’m having a senior moment. Is/will the duty free liquor store be open on the 3 Carnival Dream Mediterranean cruises? I’m pretty sure it will be for the TA but not sure what the EU rules are these days?
Thanks,
BillJohn Says:
Hello Bill
Yes, the liquor store will be open and I thought you might like the following information mate.
Duty-Free Liquor / Euro Exchange FeeCUSTOM ALLOWANCE FOR DEBARKING GUESTS:
1 BOX OF CIGARETTES
1 SPIRIT BOTTLEABOUT ANY OTHER KIND OF MERCHANDISE, PAX/CREW MUST HAVE READY ALL OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS (AS BILL OR INVOICE) DECLARING THE VALUE AND THE PLACE WHERE THE MERCHANDISE HAS BEEN BOUGHT.
A – IN CASE IT HAS BEEN BOUGHT IN NON EEC PORTS, THE MAX ALLOWANCE IS EURO 175.
FOR MERCHANDISE EXCEDING 175 EURO, CUSTOM DUTY WILL BE APPLIED ON THE WHOLE VALUE.
B -IN CASE IT HAS BEEN BOUGHT IN EEC PORTS, THERE IS NO LIMIT FOR THE ALLOWANCE AS EEC TAX HAS BEEN PAID ALREADY.
NO CUSTOM FORMS ARE REQUIRED.So, basically no customs and or paper work is involved if you are in direct transit back to the States and not staying in Europe. Please let me know if you have another “senior” moment and I will try and help you out. Please would you send my best to Elizabeth and can’t wait to see your photo journal of your Carnival Dream adventure.
Best wishes
JohnMarcia VanLuvanee Asked;
Dear John, (please reply)
Started to read your blog as I am sailing on the transatlantic crossing of the Dream, so excited about it. One thing that hasn’t been discussed, or I missed it, is that Halloween is during the cruise and I was wondering if Carnival does anything special on that day. Looking forward to seeing you after Bermuda.All Carnival ships will host Halloween activities that will include a Halloween Party and costume contest for guests of all ages. Children and adults are encouraged to bring a costume for this occasion. In addition, children can participate in Trick-or-Treating throughout the ship.
John Says:
Hello Marcia
All Carnival ships will host Halloween activities that will include a Halloween Party and costume contest for guests of all ages. Children and adults are encouraged to bring a costume for this occasion. In addition, children can participate in Trick-or-Treating throughout the ship. Did you see yesterday’s blog? In it you would have seen the dates when the parties will be held and more information about them.
Have a happy Halloween and best wishes
JohnJeanette Asked:
John-reply or don’t reply, it is up to you!
John, from the deepest part of me 40 year old heart I want to say THANK YOU for the gift you left for me in my spa suite on the Splendor last week!!! I was totally surprised and I thought for a moment it was my travel agent, who also knew it was my birthday cruise. To my amazement and joy it was from you!!!! Thank you once again. I can safely say it was very good and I enjoyed the whole bottle to myself. Cabo was a very good day, especially from 4:30 on when I popped it open. None of my table mates (all four, er, three after one was medically evacuated on Wednesday 30 minutes after leaving Mazatlan–he was fine, doc on board felt he was better cared for in a real hospital with tests n stuff). found that out on Thursday at lunch from Miguel (a soft cuddly South African Teddy bear of a Maitre’d) and a dear sweet man!!!! Please do email Miguel to do as he promised and do tell him I think he looks fabulous in the evening dining room wear. Alex K does white very well, ok, so he’d look good wearing a paperbag!!!!!
My birthday was extra special cuz A) I turned 40, B) I had a bottle of bubbly to celebrate, C) Miguel made me feel like a queen, and D)Creepy, in a sweet way, Jeff (medivaced) was not at the table. He made me feel uncomfortable cuz he kept on asking me if I wanted to spend time, even after I told him in the nicest way that I was there to be by myself and enjoy the occasional company of my Cruise Critic folks from the meet n greet I ran into/hooked up with when we’d run into each other. I certainly doubt he could have kept up with me as I was did several circuits of the ship (most open space decks) several times a day and made sure I had the best time I possibly could have. I spent whatever time I could spare to hang out on the suite’s balcony, at least when it wasn’t too hot. I must comment my cabin Stewart Zoran and Jefry (I think that is how it was spelled) who treated me better than the Queen of England could have been treated (and I truly let them know with a little extra something for them!!!!).Once again, thank you thank you thank you!!!! You are too kind and I hope Heidi gets rid of the dog house cuz you are too sweet to ever get stuck out in the dog house if you do something wrong….Kye is one lucky little girl!!!!!
John Says:
Hello Jeanette
What a wonderful review of your Carnival Splendor cruise which I will be honoured (spelt correctly) to send onto those mentioned. I am glad that you were treated better than “the Queen of England.”Not sure who Jeff is but sorry he was a bit “creepy” and it sounds to me as though it will be a birthday you will never forget. Thanks for taking the time to write and happy birthday once again.
Best wishes
JohnElinor Asked:
Hi John (Please respond),
I am so excited to be sailing on Carnival Dream on December 3rd. And since I can’t wait I’ve been checking your blog religiously to get the latest scoop on all things Carnival Dream. However, I am also worrying a lot because this will be my first cruise with my baby. He will be 18 months old when we cruise. I was wondering if you could help me with securing an early dining time for my family of 5. I am currently waitlisted for the early dining time and am worried because my baby will certainly not make it to the late seating. He will either be extremely cranky if we eat at 8pm or asleep. I would really appreciate anything you could do to accommodate us.
Thanks again!Wanting to get early dinning; she is currently waitlisted but has a small child that would be asleep by late seating. Sailing DR 12/03/2009
John Says:
Hello Elinor
I am glad you are excited about your Carnival Dream cruise and I can understand why you would like early sitting. I will e-mail my mate Ken and I know he will do his best to try and help you with your dining request. I will see you soon.
Best wishes to you and the family.
JohnIrene Garner Asked:
Hi John….Please reply
Just got back from a wonderful cruise on the Carnival Valor. A huge thank you for the gift that finally reached my grandson on the second day. Gary wrote a lovely note with it, so that will be treasured.My daughter and her fiancé have just enjoyed a fabulous cruise to Alaska on the Carnival Spirit. They attended the scrap booking class and they had Baltic scrap booking supplies for the class. Has Carnival sailed to the Baltic, and will they be doing it again? That’s where they want to go on their next cruise, and have already started saving, but it would be a shame if they had to use a different cruise line.
Thanks….and just figuring at how soon I can go on my next cruise.
Irene (still hooked on cruising)John Says:
Hello Irene
Welcome home and I am glad Gary took care of you. He is a great CD a certain star of the future.We did have a brief trip to the Baltic in 2002 on the ship I am on now, the Carnival Legend. Then of course we had a full season in 2008 on the Carnival Splendor where we visited St.Petersburg, Russia, Tallinn, Estonia, Amsterdam, Holland, Helsinki, Finland and Copenhagen, Denmark. It was a great cruise. Carnival does not have a ship scheduled for Europe in 2010 but I am hoping that 2011 will see us return. I will let you know as soon as I hear anything. Hopefully you and your friends will be able to see Europe from a Carnival ship one day.
Best wishes
John
That’s all for today. May I kindly remind you that if you have a question or comment you wish me to reply to, please mark it JOHN PLEASE REPLY. Thanks in advance
Let’s do the news.
I have been privileged to interview many of the industries top executives here on this blog thingy. From Gerry Cahill to Cunard’s Peter Shanks and from Holland America’s Stein Kruse to Big Ed……..yes, they have all gone down on bended knee and begged to be featured on the 703rd most read cruise blog in the world.
There are two people in the industry who so far have escaped me…….Johnny Clooney the ridiculously good looking President of Costa Cruise Lines. …………………. and of course a man who rarely gives interviews Mr. Micky Arison. The world’s foremost publications are always trying to get him to comment and if and when he does grant an interview it is usually to publications like the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Miami Herald, The Financial Times, Newsweek and Big Jugs magazine. So the chance of Mr. Arison granting this blog an interview are about the same as finding a Janet Reno range of beauty products. But………..when he does grant an interview………….the travel industry sits up and listens. I think you will find this interview he gave in Barcelona recently ……….fascinating.

Carnival Corporation chairman Micky Arison ruled out his company building ships as large as rival Royal Caribbean International.
Speaking at the Travel Convention, Arison said the world’s leading cruise line preferred to operate ships that offered flexibility in terms of ports they could visit.
Royal Caribbean will launch the &&&&&&&&&&&&&&5,400-passenger Oasis of the Seas in November, a ship that is 40% bigger than those in its fleet that currently hold the title of the world’s largest liners.
Asked by conference moderator Jeremy Vine if he ever gets ship envy, Arison said “no”.
“The largest ship we have ever built was the Queen Mary 2 [for Cunard], and that will probably be the largest ship we ever build,” he said.
Arison said he had no intention of building anything larger for the Carnival Cruises brand than its newest ship the Dream or anything larger for UK market leader P&O Cruises than the 3,000 passenger Ventura.
“We are happy in that size range,” he added. “We can deliver the type of consumer service and value we want, that’s not to say there is anything wrong with larger.
“There are people who want to spend their vacation on Mall of Americas and there are people who want to spend their vacation on a cruise ship.
We try to build ships that have the flexibility to visit ports such as Venice. When you get to a certain size you start to limit the flexibility of the ship.”
Arison admitted he was worried about the state of the global economy last year when dire assessments in the US gave consumers the impression the “world was about to end”.
But he said the trading environment had dramatically improved since then and Carnival was now able to access banking facilities that were closed down to it at the start of the credit crunch.
He said although volumes remained strong, pricing was still down but he was optimistic prices would soon return to pre-recession levels.
Although Carnival reported $1 billion profits in the third quarter, he said that had to be looked at in the context of the returns on invested capital and yields which had gone down dramatically.
“If you take that into account we have a long way to go in terms of where we want to be,” he said.
Carnival’s response to the downturn was to suspend its shareholder dividend and to cut prices to make cruising “irresistible”, Arison said.
Asked about the impact of discounting and price cutting, Arison said although it might mean reduced revenues for the line and agents, it did have the positive effect of bringing new people into cruise.
Carnival has eight million customers worldwide annually, three million of which are new to cruise.
He dismissed the suggested that price cutting was the cause of the unrest on a P&O Cruises’ Christmas cruise on Ventura last year that led to reports of it being a “chav cruise”.
“That happened on a Christmas cruise which means it was one of our higher priced cruises,” he said. “When you carry eight million guests a year you expect anything.
“Cruise ships are a microcosm of any city or any location and stuff happens. The negatives of discounting might be less commission for agents and less revenue for us but the positive is it opens up the product to a wider audience.”
Arison said this desire to broaden the reach of cruising was one of the biggest single reasons for the success of Carnival which was set up by his father Ted in 1972 with just one second-hand ship.
Let me say two things here. I thought I had better give you some help with the word Chav which was used above and which referred to some British cruisers causing a few concerns last year on the Ventura.
A Chav is a term applied to certain young people in the United Kingdom. The stereotypical “chav” is an aggressive teenager or young adult who often engages in anti-social behavior such as street drinking and rowdy behavior. Stereotypical “chavs” typically wear tracksuits and hoodies made by sporting brands such as Nike and Adidas and listen to mainly gangster crap……sorry……..rap. I guess that there were a few people on a cruise that caused a few problems allegedly pushing over a Christmas tree which of course made news in the some of the red top newspapers in the UK. What amazes me is that this interviewer had time with the world’s most important and influential cruise industry executive and he asks him about a one off incident that happened months ago and was as news worthy as my underpants.
However, he did ask the question that many want to know. Will Carnival Corporation enter the race to build a ship bigger than the Mall of the Seas (I am done being nice to them now) and I think the answer was frank and honest………….” No.”
The interviewer asked Mr. Arison if he suffered from cruise ship envy…………….I wish he would have asked me that……………..envy my arse!
I really would like to interview Johnny Clooney from Costa. He is for sure one of the faces of the future of Carnival Corporation and I would like to ask him about his career. He lives his life and runs his cruise line with that Italian Dolce Vita and if I had my way I would interview him………and then smack him in the face with a frying pan. He is far too good looking……………..I will see what I can do to get him and his Armani suit to grace us with his presence.
As for Mr. Arison………well………there is much chance of me interviewing him as someone building an uglier ship than the Norwegian Epic.
One person who did agree to be interviewed is the Cruise Director of the ship currently docked on our starboard side…….here is Carl with a K, CD of the Carnival Imagination.



1. Please tell us about yourself and your journey to the Cruise Director chair.
My first love was Sports, so I went to school and college to train to be a sports teacher. All the way growing up I have always had an interest in Entertainment performing in school plays , local shows and charity events. My first break through was at a famous resort in England called Butlins ( a type of family entertainment center): Singing, Dancing, Comedy, Presenting even DJ’ing. During the winter months when the resort was closed, I also started creating a few of my own shows of singing , impersonations, comedy etc which I took round the clubs to keep myself busy. I then got my first cruise contract in Europe from Cyprus in 2000, as a production singer. I applied to Carnival with whom I joined in Nov. 2001. From learning the ‘ropes’ as a Social Host I then progressed to Assistant Cruise Director to finally being full promoted from Acting Cruise Director to Cruise Director whilst on the Liberty last August. It has certainly been a very interesting eventful but most of all very rewarding and enjoyable journey to where I am today.2. What ship are you currently serving on?
I am currently on the Carnival Imagination and scheduled to leave on October 26th sailing out of Miami on 3 & 4 day cruises.3. Before we talk about you let’s talk about the ship. What are you favorite areas of the vessel and what is it that makes your ship the best in the Carnival fleet.
I feel very lucky to be on this particular ship because it is what could be said the ‘Guinea Pig’ for the fleet where we get to try lots of new things onboard first. We have just recently received a new Laser Tag Arena which is proving very successful, a new break dancing team called ‘Fun Force’ which is getting rave reviews, new events such as ‘Rockin the Promenade’ a great musical event on the first night and also such things as a ‘Behind the Fun’ exclusive ship tour. Last year the ship was one of the first also to get a refit with the new Waterworks Water park which is fantastic. It can be said it keeps me very busy but also extremely fun and very interesting at the same time. All in all over the last few months with the incredible team we have onboard, we have managed to create many new ideas and really get the ship into a real ‘fun ship’ environment with all guests having an amazing time, which makes us who work here enjoy it immensely too.4. Can you tell us about your itinerary and please pick your favorite shore excursion from each port and tell us why you like it so much.
The Itinerary is a 4 day cruise from Miami to Key West and then Cozumel. In Key West I would have to pick the ‘Thriller’ Boat Adventure. It is a great adrenaline rush and is just a like a rollercoaster on water. I managed to do something similar in New Zealand on vacation there and so jumped at the chance to do it again here. It is full of twists and turns and 360 degree spins. What a blast.In Cozumel there are so many to choose from, Tulum and Dolphin swims always are an amazing once in a lifetime chance, but my family came to sail last week so it made me really decide what my favorite was to take them on and that was the ‘Deluxe sail and snorkel catamaran. To me it is just a great all rounded tour. A really nice Catamaran to start with then takes you to a great snorkeling location for the day, spending plenty of time to explore before taking you to a fantastic beach where they have open bar, floating icebergs, trampolines, kayaks to make the most of your day. To finish off it then brings you back still with open bar whilst dancing the afternoon away to the fun team who are full of great guides and activities.
We also do the 3 day trip to Nassau for a full day there on the Saturday.
Again numerous choices but judging on where I took my family we just had to do the Aqua venture Water park at Atlantis. My nephew has not stopped talking about it. If ever in Nassau, of course Atlantis is a must but the water park just took it even further. Full of great water slides, lazy rivers, the day is full to the brim of great memories. One slide even, ‘Leap of faith’ is a vertical drop where you pass through a shark pool, the ticket also includes access to the beach, a lunch coupon and the aquarium which is always fantastic. Atlantis itself is a huge hit and is a great spot for celebrity activity and we were actually there when they were holding the ‘Miss Universe’ competition. Unfortunately didn’t manage to bump into any of them – maybe they saw my terrified reaction as I went down the ‘Leap of Faith’ slide and thought that I might be a bit of a wimp!
5. If someone were to ask you “what does a Carnival Cruise Director do” how would you reply?
Everything! Well sort of but of course in a fun way, he he. It is one of those fantastic jobs and opportunities where I get to do all that I love and all that I have spent my life learning and training to do. It is generally speaking the Head of the Entertainment team but also the voice of the ship. I am responsible basically for the activities and events onboard. With the Entertainment team I am responsible for a team of around 40-45 people (schedules etc, and also dealing with a various personal things as well so I have to be very approachable). It really is a full rounded and multi-tasked position so flexibility is a must. There is a lot of administrative work too, where I receive around 50-75 emails a day to get through. Announcements and even the daily capers (daily guides) are part of the job too along with a very important role as a key member of the safety team onboard. I am not saying it is all ‘plain sailing’ (sorry about the pun) just like any job there are many challenges but the rewards you get when you see people having fun and smiling outweigh everything else.6. What is your most favorite part of the job?
My favorite part of the job has to be out with the guests, mingling, meeting and having fun with them. I really have learned about the world and especially the states from all the amazing people that I have been lucky to meet. My life never seems dull and its the way I love it. I also of course love the stage part, no better feeling then hearing the sound of laughter at something you have said or done and I also love to do singing when and where I can which I am lucky enough do a lot of, in the position I have. My creative side is always something I get to use a lot of too so as you can see I get to do just about everything I have always wanted.7. If we were to sail on a ship where you are the CD what would be the must not miss activity or show that you host.
Singing is a love as I mentioned, so part of my own show that I got to be able to develop from my earlier days, I actually get the chance to do onboard. It is a skit with impersonations and is a favorite which the guests seem to love. I also wrote a few other story/skits which allows me to be very improvisational (I think that’s the word!) For example my Pirate story, so again I love that and the guests are really involved.Generally where I get to party like the new ‘Rockin the Promenade’, ‘Monster Deck parties’ and opportunities that I can entertain the guests and see them just letting their hair down are all fantastic events not to be missed.
I get a chance to sing with all the bands and performers onboard so look out for me there too!
8. What is the hardest and or most challenging part of the job of Carnival CD.
I think the ‘unexpected’ is in some ways the most fun aspect but also at the same time the most challenging. People stop and ask me a lot ‘ do you every get bored on a ship for 6 months’. My reply is simply that you never know when you wake up that morning what is going to happen during that day. Yes you have a schedule but you never have the same group of guests and also at sea you never know what can happen. We are currently in Hurricane season and that is always a challenge with the conditions and missed ports etc which means the whole schedule goes out the window and you have to work hard and fast to come up with Plan B. 99% of guests are always understanding and great but there has, being honest, the odd percentage who don’t always see eye to eye with the reasons you do things, missing ports etc (like recently not being able to visit Mexico due to swine flu outbreak) so it certainly keeps you on your toes but again keeps it interesting.9. If you could sail on any other cruise ship (not Carnival) what ship would you like to sail on as a guest and why.
I am known for being hyper, full of energy and I love to keep this going for as long as I can. After the end of my 6 month contracts each time I go home and it feels like I just sleep for weeks! I go from one extreme to the next so for a break after working hard I would have to say something like a Windstar yacht or the Cunards Queen Mary (yes I know both part of the Carnival Family! He he), just so that I can be pampered on and chill, like I would at home. Don’t get me wrong I am a party animal but I think that would suit me after a long stint of Cruise Directing.10. Finally – please fill in the blanks
YOUR FAVOURITE ACTOR
Ben StillerYOUR FAVOURITE ACTRESS
Sandra BullockWHATS ON YOUR EYE POD
Michael BubleYOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE
Wedding CrashersWHO MAKES YOU LAUGH
Lee Evans – British Comedian who has also appeared in various Big Movies (Something about Mary). Lucky enough to see him live last year!YOUR FAVOURITE CARNIVAL CRUISE DIRECTOR EXCLUDING YOURSELF AND ME ( JOHN ) AND WHY
Wee Jimmy is always up there as we have been good Mates for a long while now. We get the chance to tell each other anything and everything which helps as sometimes it can be a lonely job.Even though he has retired form Cruise Directing one of my best friends is Mark Hawkins and I will always be grateful to him for the time he spent in helping me develop into a Cruise Director. He taught me so many things from the sides of the gig that I wouldn’t have even thought about and I would say that he is who I have learnt the most from. We always keep in touch and get to play golf when we can. He still owes me $20 I think from the last time, so if you are reading Mark….please can I have it back!
IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY WHAT WOULD YOU DO
That’s a great question…mmm…an easy answer would be to sneak into our head office and listen in on what the company has planned for the future and the new things scheduled.From a personal side it would probably be to make a trip to the White House and see the personal side of President Obama. I think he is amazing and being a positive person myself I would love to hear what he has to say outside of his work. Learn from him and feed off his energy.
Thanks Carl with a K. Look out for this chap everyone. He has that cheeky smile and sparkling personality that will take him to the top of the CD tree for sure Well done mate.
I have started my Morning Shows again and they continue to produce lots of letters from guests. Amongst the usual dedications are the ones that are written from the heart and ones that are somewhat unusual. Here we have someone who was bitten by a spider in Ohio and lost the ability to walk to someone whose family suddenly disowned her.




It never ceases to amaze me what guests tell me in their letters. I spoke to the poor lady whose family upon realizing she was a “Step Child” disowned her. She was so grateful that I had read her letter out and that I had sent a gift to her new adopted family. A sad story with a happy ending. And how about that poor chap who while camping in Ohio was bitten by a spider and could never walk properly again. I guess Ohio is another place Heidi will never visit after reading this………..although I don’t understand how she can take boiling hot wax, pour it over her legs and rip the hair out by the root and still be afraid of a spider.
Talking of Heidi, we both appreciate your support of the difficult decision not to post any more photos of Kye for a while. However, Heidi will be writing something for the blog every week charting Kye’s life and hopefully one day soon we can return to posting photos.
The comments are starting to come in from guests who have recently sailed on your Carnival Dream. Please take the time to read them and I will be highlighting them soon on a forthcoming blog thingy.
So, on the Spirit class the Cruise Director has a balcony. I remember using it only as a punishment the last time I was here. I say punishment because back in 2002 wee Jimmy was part of my Entertainment Staff and each morning we would start the day off with a meeting. Each staff member would arrive prepared, with pen and paper and Carnival Caper in hand……..except Wee Jimmy……………who would come to the meeting with a plate of bacon, eggs and toast in hand. I warned him that the next time he forgot his pen and paper etc that he would be punished.
Sure enough he forgot a few days later………so I put him out on the balcony…………locked the door and closed the curtain. That may not sound much of a punishment………except the ship was in Iceland………and it was bloody freezing outside. It was only after 20 minutes that I let him back again and his nose had icicles hanging from it and if wee Jimmy’s thingy was wee before…….after 20 minutes on a balcony in Iceland……..it was even more wee.
He never forgot his pen and paper again……………….actually that’s bollocks ……………. because he forgot the next day as well.
However, last night after a long day of a Senior Management meeting, an afternoon show, two past guest parties, two shows and a walk about I needed a cigar. I have not smoked one since I have been onboard and as you know there is not a specific cigar bar on the Spirit class. You are able to smoke in the Sports Bar but it’s different to the cigar bars on the Destiny and Conquest class. There. I can sit in the dim glow of the lights and listen to some wonderful live music and get that hour of relaxation I need. Here, the sports bar is brighter than Richard Simmons underwear and therefore I decided to sit on my balcony and have a small cigar. I have the Staff Chief Engineer next to me and knowing he is a smoker I didn’t worry about the aroma of my cigar bothering him. And so, I sat there and for the first time in all the years I have been doing this I began to truly appreciate why so many people love the experience of a balcony stateroom.
Just out of curiosity I checked our A Pass machine which registers how many people are ashore and onboard. It’s 1:30pm and out of 2,200 guests only 214 are onboard. That means that most are enjoying their tours and it also means that the majority of the ship are eating Mexican food for lunch.
The restaurants on the Puerto Maya pier here in Cozumel always do a roaring trade. They have great names like The Three Amigos, Pancho’s Backyard and of course the infamous Carlos and Charlies.
He seemed absolutely delighted to see us, crouching down to tell us about the specials and craning his head around the cut-out cactus scenery to check how we were enjoying our meal like an uninhibited nine-year-old at a fancy-dress party.
Their menus are not terribly adventurous — a mixture of nachos, guacamole, ribs and fajitas……..but then these are places for fun comfort eating…………not challenging cuisine.
Wherever you eat in Cozumel the wait staff all seem to have the larger than life cheeriness of Mexican cartoon characters. They dress as cowboys with Elvis sunglasses and neckerchiefs and all the restaurants have the same cardboard cut-out cactus scenery. Of course things have changed here since I first came to Cozumel on the Holiday in 1987. Margaritas were $1 a glass and the legal drinking age was 7.
So, everyone’s happy, The Cozumel restaurants are happy…….2,000 guests are happy eating Mexican food and in fact the only person not happy………….is the ship’s plumber.
Goodnight
Your friend
John
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John, It never amazes me what kind of wierdo you are going to run into on a cruise from people wanting money from something that doesn’t affect them directly to this with soldiers. Even though they don’t support the war the soldiers that put there life on the line day in and day out deserve appreciation. These guys are dying and fighting and living in huts and tents so people like you, me and whiners can be on a cruise. They are following orders they don’t have a choice as to if they support or don’t support the wars. So what they got up on stage you said a few words and use asked people to clap. So don’t clap no one is forcing you. Someones opinion on the war is there opinion if they don’t like the next person might have different feeling why do they have to change because this one guest doesnt like it. I have opinion’s on things that the next person might not agree with but I am not going to Worry about something so small as 10 minutes of some appreciation while on a CRUISE!!! For gosh sakes your on vacation on a ship have fun relax, go wild do something fun spray the cruise director with body glitter!! We are still looking forward to Heidi’s updates on kye and understand about your concern for kye…. Oh Bridie and I think we may have found something to help you with your Megan Fox addiction… You will see soon
Big Fans as Allways,
Frank and Bridie
Shame on the people who complained.
God knows where we would be without our brave men and women who lay down their lives for our freedom.
I am British and would be clapping the guys with you.
Well done them, Well done you !!!!
Some people will never truly understand that it is because of the men and women in the armed forces that they have the RIGHT to voice their opinion and are not actually FORCED to applaud for anyone if they CHOOSE not to do so. Honoring people for their military service in not agreeing or disagreeing with any specific war. It is simply honoring them for the sacrifices they choose to make so we can enjoy our FREEDOMS! Kudos to you and the other guests who can keep a clear perspective on that fact regardless of their opinion of the current military engagements.
Hello John,
First thing – please do not ever apologize for recognizing our service men and women. It doesn’t matter if you’re for or against the war, these people are doing what is expected of them and giving up either a part of their life by being away from home or in some instances their actual lives. Please continue to acknowledge them. Remember that Freedom isn’t Free.
Micky Arison certainly should give an interview to you for your blog. Doesn’t he realize that all of us bloggers are the biggest group of Carnival champions and a lot of stockholders too? It would be a good PR move too.
Since you’re scheduled to be the CD on the Carnival Pride from September 6 – November 4 when is the Bloggers’ cruise? You could do the week before from Florida somewhere.
It’s a strange world we live in when pictures of Kye must not be put on your blog but we fully understand the reason why. Hope there will be a way to post at least a few once in a while.
George and Linda
My son has been to Iraq twice so obviously I support the military. My sister does not support them and my response to her is it is because of the military we are a free country and you are able to think what you want. MHO
Hi John,
I love your blog, and Carnival!
Just had to respond to the comment left by a guest in regards to our service men and women.
This is their job. They do not get to “pick and choose” their battles, so to say.
They have to follow orders, and their boss in the US government.
I have never supported the war in Iraq, but have ALWAYS supported our service men for doing their job. They deserve our respect and gratitude for doing whatever our GOVERNMENT tells them to do.
It was not wrong to mention them, not honor them on stage.
The people complaining about it should take it up with our GOVERNMENT whom are the ones responsible for the war, not the servicemen.
Regards,
Paulbill
Karl with a K – what a cutie…..
John,
Just wanted to take a minute to thank you for recognizing our men & women in blue on the current Legeng cruise. Although, I am against the war, I very much support the young men and women who defend our freedom both here and abroad. There is definitely no need to apologize to anyone for bringing them to the stage. As part of my freedom, I am able to get up and leave or not applaud when I dislike something.
I look forward to meeting you on our upcoming cruise with the Saints and Sinners. Our first time on Carnival and our first time with a group. I know we will have a great time.
Dear John,
We hope this finds you well. I know I have not been as active on the responses these days (I’ve been very busy with freelance work), but I did have to comment on the guest who found your recognition of our military men and women distasteful. Paying homage to members of our military has nothing to do with whether you support a war effort or not. These young men and women VOLUNTEER to give two, four or more years of their lives to a calling they feel so much conviction toward, that they are willing to risk their lives for it. If that does not deserve recognition, then nothing does. Certainly we all feel at odds about global conflicts and their respective political agendas, but the fact is, if an individual makes the decision to aid in military efforts around the world, all the while risking their lives, recognition seems such a small token in return, but feels to them like a million dollars.
So, to that individual I offer this; Put your political differences aside and the next time you see a soldier, no matter what branch of service he or she represents, look them in the eye and offer your hand in sincere gratitude. They do this voluntarily. They do it for themselves. They do it for their country. They do it for you… and they ask nothing in return.
Sir Lancelot
PS… Big Ed still has me busy with the Evil Crew!
John,
All right, now you’ve made me mad!You’d better be kidding about the fruit basket for Mr. Anti-military! He needs to take a good look at those young people. They are someone’s children. They’re not out in gangs, shooting up our cities. They’re obeying the call of our Commander-in-Chief! They don’t make the decisions. I’ll bet Mr. Anti-military never served himself . I hope the fruit was spoiled!
Sorry for the rant, but I’m steamed!
Joyce
Well John, now you have made me hungry. Mexican food is my very favorite. I also was on the Holiday in 1993 on our Western Caribbean cruise. I loved Cozumel, one of my all time favorites ports. I can not wait until our January 14th cruise on the Ecstasy to go back.
There is a reason you are the Senior Cruise Director for Carnival, your visit with the pax that had the audacity to complain about bringing up those that serve us. I honestly do not know how you can keep your composure when you speak to people like that. Between him and the Damn it poster, I swear you deserve a medal of some kind for being you. Whatever you make, you deserve more.
I am looking forward to Heidi’s “report” on your precious Kye. We do not need a picture of her, but we sure want to know how she is doing and what she is doing now. When pictures are available, then it will be very special.
The letters you posted were very nice. People really pour out their hearts to you. You have such a special gift; that people want you to know about their lives. I loved your Morning shows on the Splendor, they were so much fun. The letters were so special. I hope that one day in the not so distant future that Mike and I will be sailing with you once again. I can not imagine not doing that.
Keep smiling John, you truly are one of the good guys.
My best to Heidi and your precious Kye.
Hi, John!
I am still aghast at the ignorant passenger who was offended by your salute to the military. Regardless of whether he opposed the war, he needs to understand that these fine men and women are selflessly serving their country and deserve our respect. Stupid should hurt!
And my heart goes out to the woman whose family disowned her. I didn’t get to read her whole story because the scan of the first 2 pages of her letter was not clear enough for me to read online, but I got the gist. I can certainly empathize with her, having not seen or heard from my own father since a short time before my wedding 14 years ago.
Anyway, thank you again for the informative blog, and for posting the interview with Mr. Arison. I enjoyed reading both!
Laura
John,
One way to handle the complainer would be while he could disagree with the war, he should at least support the men and women who are putting their lives on the line for him.
Because the Marine is on active duty, he is within his right to wear the “B” Blue Dress uniform which is authorized for leave or liberty wear. He is currently on leave from his current duty assignment.
Dave (USMC ’80-86)
John:
What “Mr and Mrs Anti Military” do not understand is that the military are the ONLY people who protect their right to complain.
Everyone made a big deal about the Iranian that threw the shoe at Bush. And how this moron should not have been fined for doing so. But not one newspaper had the balls to remind people that if that same guy had thrown a shoe a Saddam…he would have been dead by dawn.
As have far to many people….”Mr and Mrs. Anti Military” have forgotten that freedom is never free.
Thanks for the interview with Mr. Arison. One of my prized Carnival possessions is a note from him that I received this year.
DJ LOVES watching the video at the Repeater’s Party. Several years ago, they used to play the part video with Mr. Arison, Sr. in it on the TVs in the cabin. DJ had the entire thing memoried. He used to love watching Mr. Arison, Sr. I don’t know what it was…but DJ was just in awe of him. DJ used to say…that is such a “cool dude”.
Looks like Mr. Arison, Sr’s “coolness” was genetic!!! I know Mr. Arison, Sr. would be so proud of the job his son is doing.
To any of our wonderful military (active or retired) that is reading this Blog.
THANK YOU. Because of you, my two sons slept safely in their beds at night, all the years they were growing up. As the mother of a special needs child, because of our military….DJ enjoys a secure and blessed life.
This mother SALUTES YOU!
(and anyone that does not agree can go pound sand!)
John, please continue to give them the recognition and thanks for the jobs they have done and the sacrifices their families have endured…for US.
Linda (Mom of your friend ~ who is proud of our American military families~ DJ)
John, Grandma here. Haven’t written in a long time but after reading that first part of the blog I had to make a comment before I read the rest of it.
That man may have an anti-war oppinion but there is no way that you or anyone else owes them an apology for thanking these brave men and women for doing what they do. I don’t know what country this man was from but he needs to shut up!!!
I am so mad that it is hard to think.
To all our men and women in uniform present and past THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for risking your lives.
Now I will submit this and go back to reading the blog.
John,
Thank you so much for your tribute to our military heros. As a Vietnam veteran this is even more important to me as we didn’t have such support. One day I’d like to ask one of these anti-war sods how they think it is that they can openly express these crazy opinions without being arrested or otherwise punished. I’d be hard pressed to get them to realize that it’s because of our military victories in the past when we defeated our enemies. They don’t realize that appeasement DOESN’T WORK. Please continue to honor our military personnel as they are an all volunteer force and richly DESERVE the thanks and praise we should ALL give them for their and their families’ sacrifice to defend our freedom.
John, I’m glad that you didn’t even post a hint of who the cretin was that complained about your tribute to the folks who are sacrificing so much to keep our Country and our way of life safe.
I fear that had I been on board the ship would still be wandering about in a search pattern looking for a possible man overboard.
Perhaps you should have asked just who he thought it was that guaranteed that Mr. Peacenik would have the FREEDOM to express his twisted opinions.
Twit.
All the best to Heidi, Kye the invisible (just kidding, my friend
) and all of the 343 Stepahines!!!
Ciao!
Host Mach
John – PLEASE REPLY
Never, EVER, again apologize, or even feel the need to apologize, for recognizing someone who willingly puts their lives on the lines so that the world is a safer place – be they soldier, sailor, policeman, fireman, or Alan. They all deserve the thanks and recognition that is generated by a gathering such as the Welcome Aboard show.
If the ingrates do not wish to participate in the recognition of our armed services, they don’t have to. They do not have to applaud, they do not have to cheer and whistle – they can simply sit there silently while those individuals who recognize the sacrifice that these individuals make cheer enthusiastically.
As for supporting the war or not supporting the war, how is recognizing the current active duty members even commenting on the war? BTW – perhaps this couple would like to take a cruise off the coast of Somalia!!!!
While I understand that you, as the Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary for the Carnival nation must maintain a certain level of decorum, I do not. So I say to this couple – get real or get off the boat.
HM2 JustJon, USN 1972-1981
Yes, of course you are correct…our servicemen and women deserve recognition!
My father served in WWII and Korea and I have a nephew in Iraq right now
Thanks John…..you did the right thing!
Some people just don’t get… and they never will…..
John,
I was disappointed at the actions of someone who would be offended at your thoughtfulness in honering our service men and women. They should be respected and honered for puting their lives on the line everyday, for our country and other countries. And for someone to say they can not wear their uniform, is so disrespectful and dishonering. When I see service men or women in an airport or restaurant, I quietly stop by and thank them for serving and for protecting my freedom. My suggestion to others who may have been unhappy, call your realtor and move to another country who has no freedoms or rights. Whether we support the war or not, is not the issue here, it’s about respect for our soldiers and their families.
Dear John,
Thank you for honoring the men and women of the armed forces. The A-hole who complained about the fact that you brought these folks up on stage and had everyone applaud (whichis exactly what you should have done.) should be ashamed to live in a free country that is only that way due to the service men and women who keep the wolves away from the door.
John, I applaud you and Carnival for helping the service people reconnect with their families and loved ones on a beautiful ship. It has to seem out of this world for these young people who are coming back from Afganistan and other places.
Keep up the good work and tell the sour pusses to Bugger Off cuz you don’t have time for their stupidity.
The Cruzin2some
James & Nancy Enslow
John,
Had the pleasure of cruising with Karl with a K this past May on the Carnival Imagination. He and his staff are amazing! I enjoyed his shows, his singing with the bands, his dancing at the deck parties, and appreciated him always being out and about around the guests. Karl had a meet and greet at the coffee shop one afternoon. It was nice to just sit there with Karl, and some of the other guests, and just visit for a while.
Friday morning on the way into Miami the ship was involved in a rescue, after the crew spotted a capsized boat and three men in the water. Karl did a wonderful job keeping us informed about what was going on, and the entire crew is to be commended on a job well done!
Thanks John for all you do, and for the great blog!
Doug
I just started following your blog in the past week or so. My husband and I found cruising about 5 yrs ago and have been trying to make up for lost time. Unfortunately, we still have to work but will be going to cruise #9 at the end of the month. We enjoy Carnival and their staff.
I was very disappointed to hear that people thought we should not support our troups. I was born and raised on Air Force Bases and know many young people who serve our country without question. I hope you continue to recognize them as they truly deserve it
John please reply:
I am writing to applaude you efforts to honor the military members on the recent cruise. As a prior military man who served in the Golf War in 1991 I would of been proud to stand on the stage to show my military pride. People need to remember that our military is 100% volunteer, it is not there decision where they go that decision is made by the President of the United States any bad feeling about the Iraqi and Afgan. War’s should be made towards our President, not the people who volunteer to defend our great nation. Again I applaude you for honoring our military during your show. In the future you need to tell anti-military people to bugger off.
We are sailing on Fascination October 31, 2009
Dear John, (Please Respond)
I have a question that I can’t seem to get a clear answer to. I’m selling the Liberty on 10/31/09 with my husband and my sister and her husband.
My sister has been asked to attend a medical conference in Miami the day of disembarkation. I know that Carnival does self-disembarkation but sis had a really bum knee. She is going to have to have knee replacement surgery some time in the next 6 months. Anyway she cannot negotiate the stairs with her luggage with her bad knee. Do you think the ship’s personnel will let her take the elevator. I seem to remember that most of the time people have to take their luggage down the stairs. Also, I was wondering the earliest that she could get off the ship. I’ve told her to pack lightly.
I sailed with you once, actually it was on the Liberty in the Med. May of 2006. My daughter was “Britney Spears” in the Legends show. I hope to sail again with you in the future.
Thank you for any information you can give for my sister.
Lesley
Miguel emailed me!!!!!! I am happy…my looming depression from those heartless bastards I work with was short lived…I got me some hot new pics of Alex. All I need now is Alex….please do make sure senior management grants his wish to switch to the Glory in early January…I will be very, very, very, very happy to hook my Canadian Cougar claws in him when I am onboard Jan 17th next year……
I can’t believe the guest was angry that you honored those in the military. One does not have to support the war, but the men and women fighting should be honored. They put their lives on the line every day so he can have the right to complain.
I’m glad you took the time to honor those men and women, they deserved it.
Will look forward to Heidi’s updates on Kye.
We will miss the pictures but can’t wait to hear of Kye’s growth and antics. Be sure to have lots of pictures so you can show them to us when we sail with you on the 18th.
Charlotte
John, so ready for my cruise(11th) on carnival on Feb 14,2010, going with my sister in law,great niece and 2 friends.. I will not be taking my husband as it is my nieces senior year in high school. We have ssoooo much fun on Carnival and even got my brother hooked, Been on about 17 cruises and keep returning to you.. You were on the first cruise we took with carnival(triumph) even done back to back cruises. Wish you were on the legend in feb.2010. Gonna have a FUNtastic time..
John,
You are definitely correct in honoring and saluting our men and women who are putting their lives on the line each day for us. They are serving their countries so that the rest of us can live in freedom. Don’t let an old grouch get you down! As you well know there is one in every crowd or in your case, on every ship.
I do understand and support your decision about not posting pictures of Kye, but I do miss them. She is beautiful! We all want to keep her safe. She has many aunts and uncles who love her and her mom and dad.
Hope to see you soon on a Carnival ship.
Sandra from NC
John
Please Reply
Ok, you don’t really have to reply because I know how far behind you seem to be getting, but I do want to be sure you at least read this and I never know if you have time to read the comments that are not marked “reply”.
I wanted to thank you for helping with our recent Valor cruise. I had written and asked if you could arrange a window table for us. I do not know if you had anything to do with it or not but we did get our window table, much to the joy of my sister. If you did do that, thank you very much. If you had nothing to do with it, then go ahead and take the credit anyway.
2 comments for this wonderful cruise-
1) The loyalty desk. We bought 2 future cruise “coupons” at the loyalty desk. This is a wonderful program and its something Carnival should have been doing ages ago. The person helping us said that the Valor was one of the few ships that had the program and that Carnival was considering expanding the program to other ships. I think it is a brilliant program and you should urge those in the suits that they should have it on every ship.
2) The Steakhouse- We have eaten at the steakhouse on the Carnival Freedom as well as the Spirit and we had an unbelievable meal. The food was beyond anything I could imagine. So we booked 2 nights for the Steakhouse on the Valor expecting the same. I am sorry to say we canceled the second night after our experience the first time. The service was outstanding, but the steak was not up to the level set on previous cruises. My rib-eye steak was not great. Which in itself would not have been a show stopper. The bigger issue is that they sat a couple of very young children at the next table. One of which was an angel which made up for the other that was …well not so nice. We thought that there was an minimum age for the Steakhouse? Now don’t get me wrong, I like children, and I have 2 myself but I would never dream of bringing them into the steakhouse where they could have disrupted other guests. Is this a new policy? Or has there never been an age minimum? It turned an evening that should have been wonderful and peaceful into one where we had to listen to a crying child and a mother trying to appease it. If they are going to allow children, then they should consider setting hours for dinning with the family and hours that are “adult” only so those that want the intimate setting can eat then.
Well, we will try the steakhouse again on our Dream cruise in June. Hopefully this was an isolated incident. (Or we will know better and ask to be seated away from families)
John,
Thank you for honoring our men and women in uniform. I am a Marine, I do not agree with the war in Iraq but I stand behind our soldiers and everything they do. They fight for freedom, everyones freedom. Not just freedom for the United States but freedom for other countries too.
Thank you and Anchors Aweigh!
Cpl Roxianne Higley
John,
Thanks for the update on Enchantment buggering off! As a “Survivor” of last’s week “hug” with the EOS, I think it’s funny she stayed away. I also think “Cozumel Cruise Collision ’09″ just made last week an even better, more exciting week. How many people get to come home with such exciting stories? (And may I qualify, it’s only funny and exciting because no one got hurt!)
Thank you for recognizing our soldiers and troops! Bugger off to the jerk who complained and can’t even recognize that our troops are the reason he can have an anti-war view! What a creep-I’m so glad he wasn’t on my sailing last week-though I might have thrown him over to EOS during the incident! Thank you also for always recognizing our troops and the sacrifice. Not only do you do it on your ships, you do it on the blog, and you helped me personally thank my dad last week on the Carnival Legend! Keep up the great work John and don’t let those naysaying guests get to you!
Sarah
John,
Please reply,
I applaud you for thanking our men and women of the armed forces for what they do. It is those young men and women who are fighting to keep that rude guest’s freedom of speech available to him. Sure I do not agree with the war either, but I will not take it out on those young people, the people who they should take it out on is the people who sent them there to begin with. A friend who I have known since 7th grade just lost her husband in Iraq, (I also knew her husband since 7th grade, he was like a big brother and a best friend to me. Since I am single he would do things for me that only men could do, like fix my car, etc.), her best friend, her soul mate and her lover of over 40 years. Then when you read something like I did in your blog, it just makes my blood that people are blaming our soldiers for this war when it was the former administration that caused this. I would tell those idiots to blame the former administration instead of our young people in uniform, they only do what they are ordered to do.
Thank you for letting me vent John. I just have to add this, I don’t think I could have been that nice to them, I would have told them to “bugger off”.
Best Wishes from
your #1 Bloggy Thinggy Fan
Kathy
John, it never ceases to amaze me that some life forms believe that recognition of those who volunteer to uphold our very right to be free would waste their breath bullying you into feeling your righteous act of grace and gratitude be used against you! Please reflect on the military when and wherever you feel the need in your heart. I have stopped men and women in airports, restaurants, gas stations and on cruise ships. Thanks for me is not ever enough. Political derlict and misguided. I do not love war, killing or domination. But at least I can recognize the life I fell free to live. The seas I am able to travel. all are before me due to men and women you honored on a whim.
Love you,
Kap
John
Thank you for recognizing our military men and women and never apologize for doing so. I am an Army veteran, and my husband is retired after 21yrs. He has several disabilities that he got during the Panama, Grenada, Haiti and Somalia conflicts, as well as some during training so that he would be prepared in the event a war or conflict started. I never saw war, but I did get to go to South Africa and help with the humanitarian effort to clean up the bodies during the Jim Jones massacre.
I cruised a couple of times with Michael on the Carnival Spirit. He had Veteran’s get together on both cruises and it was amazing how many veterans and active duty showed up. Some were physically disabled and others were not. I went to both meetings and it is correct that just a subtle thank you means more than any dollar amount ever could. So….thank you for your support of the military.
My best to Heidi and Kye
Gloria aka Sue
Hi John,
I am so teed off about Mr. Anti War and not showing respect to our young men and women who allow him to have his voice of dissent. What you should have done was send each service person a fruit basket and charge it to his sign and sail card. What a jack-ass.
I travel a lot for business and run into young men and women at every airport. Some are just starting their career in the military, others are coming home or going to their next tour of duty. I do my best to buy them a drink or give them a pack of smokes, a bag or two of candy or pick up a lunch tab. They deserve our support and our continued prayers.
PLEASE REPLY:
Has Carnival finalized any details about a New York tour after the TA Dream arrives in NYC. Several TA Dreamer’s are hoping Carnival is putting something together.
All my best to you, Heidi and Kye
Deborah (Debs)
I can only agree with those who said don’t listen to a “peacenik”. Who among us wouldn’t choose peace and love? The men and women who serve, from any country, deserve respect, recognition, and honor. Thank you for giving them that.
I so enjoy your blog. Regards to your family.
John:
The people you describe reminds me of the anti war people of the Vietnam era. They would wait for our troops returning home from a tour and throw blood on them and worst. If you don’t agree with the war that is fine but respect the uniform, our people over there are dying to keep the terrorists over there and not here. I take that the two guests were among the ones who applauded 911. They didn’t mind losing over 2000 of their fellow citizens. I really hope that if we have to lose anyone else to terrorists that these two people are the new victims and not citizens who support the military. I may not always agree with the politics’ of our country but I will always support the men and women of our military.
John, I sure hope you are putting this blog and it’s comments in the library. Then be sure everyone on the ship knows they are they for ALL to read.
All I can say is ditto to all these comments. Whenever I pass a person in uniform I always look them in the eyes and say THANK YOU. That’s all just a simple THANK YOU as we pass.
BIG ED
FROM THE TIMES ONLINE
If there’s one cruise-related blog I think is a definite must-read every day, it’s, hands down, one that’s written by Carnival Cruise Line’s John Heald. A Brit who’s the fleet’s senior cruise director, his blog was launched as a corporate endeavor but his warmth, passion, eye for the offbeat, and unorthodox but absolutely entertaining writing style has made him a superstar in the blogging world.
And it doesn’t matter if you’re a Carnival fan or not – it’s fun, there’s great information in there. What makes it stand out beyond that is the fact that John’s readers are as active about sharing comments and responses as he is – and there’s always a lively conversation going on there.
In fact, he’s developed such a loyal following that he actually hosts bloggers’ cruises for his fans on Carnival (he’s done three now!) which in essence takes the concept off the Internet and personalizes it onboard.
here is a link to the site
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/holiday_type/cruises/article5967568.ece
Here is another
As the Senior Cruise Director of the world’s largest cruise line, John Heald works the most prestigious cruises — introducing the line’s newest additions to the fleet. He started his blog while onboard Carnival Freedom, which was introduced in March 2007 and continued this on Carnival Splendor. His blog has instantly become the cruise blog to beat. With a staggering 2.2 million visitors, three ‘bloggers cruises’ in 2009, it’s fair to say it has become pretty popular!
Why Read It: His immense popularity testifies to his ability as a cruise director, and it should come as no surprise that a great cruise director is a great blogger. A day-by-day recounting of his daily life aboard the “Fun Ship” flagship, John’s blog offers a little bit of everything — from advice on what to do in favorite Mediterranean ports to stories ranging from the humorous (an irate passenger who called John “the sperm of the devil”) to the touching (passengers who watched their grandchild being born halfway around the world via Web cam). In October 2009, John was onboard Carnival Legend when it collided with Enchantment of the Seas in Cozumel, and gave his first-hand take (and photos) on the incident! But aside from the variety, what makes this blog really special is that it’s written in a fun, engaging style that others would do well to emulate.
Extra Tidbits: A few photos are thrown in for good measure, and it’s fun to read the comments posted by John’s fans around the world (You can now count me as one of them, and I’ve never even met him!). John also had the chance to interview another John — “Fawlty Towers” star John Cleese — you can check out the funny interview on the blog.
John,
As a U.S. Navy veteran I truly appreciate you recognizing those brave and wonderful people who are currently serving. It was the right, proper and honorable thing to do.
As to the twisted miserable soul who saw fit to take issue with it……..I understand that your position almost requires you to apologize, but I know I could not have. Perhaps you should have invited them to share their opinion in person with some of those who were on stage……but of course they wouldn’t have to courage to do it openly.
In your place, I think “bugger off” would have been my reply….or if I was feeling generous, I would have reminded those twits that each and every man an woman on that stage, when they raised their right hand and took their oath to “preserve, protect and defend” in effect wrote a blank check to the country for an amount up to and including their very life. And they did so with open eyes, and without expectation of reward.
I and all veterans know that there is no higher honor than having served faithfully. Anyone who disagrees can kiss my…….well….you know.
Great blog thingy as always John!!
John,
I’d like to thank you for bringing the guys and girls up on stage from the military. My dad is in the military, as well as other family members and several close friends. I always have (and always will) supported them, so thanks again for that!
John, I am a Retired U.S. Navy Senior Chief and you were totally correct in extending your respect to the young Men and Women who fight for our freedom. The people who complained need to understand that if it wasn’t for these young people from a lot of different countries that they wouldn’t be able to have the freedoms that they have, like freedom of Speech !!! I have been reading your blog from the start and all I can say is thank you, and again thank you for the support for our young Men and Woman in the various services.
John,
The appropriately named “twit” (Thanks, Mach) who complained about your honoring the military members on board, made me so upset. My heart hurts at this ignorant attitude, it’s the same stupid attitude displayed towards the Vietnam War Vets (my husband is one) when those brave people came home from war. I thought we had grown up and now understood that the war is not the choice of the service members, but it is at the direction of our governmental leaders.
I was proudly in attendance when my oldest grandson (18), graduated from his Army basic training on Sept 18. I worry about his future with the state of our world today, but I still support his brave choice to serve our country, and all it’s citizens – whether they are appreciative of his service, or whether they are stupid twits.
Please, please continue to honor our military service members. And pray for their safe return to the arms of their loving families. (Have to go wipe the tears from my face now.)
Hugs to you, Heidi and Kye
Tx Lady Di
Good Morning John,
If the guest didn’t like our military being honored (spelled correctly) on stage all he had to do was get up and leave. That’s called “freedom” of choice, one of the things those young people on stage make possible in someone’s life every day.
I miss Kye pics, but if they’re out here on the blog they are available for the world to admire. I also miss cruising, but the negative affect the economy is having on me has sent me into “survival mode” and unfortunately, I can survive without a cruise. Hope to catch up with you and the rest of the bloggers one of these days.
Julie
Wow . . . . obnoxious demands from guests have really sunk to a new low.
I have a hunch that if you gave this guest the opportunity to go out on stage . . . at showtime . . . in front of 1000 other guests, and make the statements which he made to you – “We should not mention our troops”, “We should not applaud our troops”, and “We should not let our troops wear their uniforms”- I have a strong hunch he wouldn’t have the courage.
It’s fairly easy to make a nasty comment like this to an employee in a hospitality industry – that is, someone who is paid not to offend you (i.e., it is their job to not fight back). However, I strongly doubt that a person would have the guts to go out and say such a terrible thing in front of a room of 1000 of their fellow Americans whom they would see constantly around the ship for the next 6 days.
Oh, and if he did have the guts to say it in public – fantastic! Now he can try to defend his indefensable position to everyone who he encounters the rest of the cruise!
I’m with all the prior commenters who have said that no matter what you think of the war, it’s inexcusable not to have gratitude for the troops.
John, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me you did not really send them a fruit basket? I hope you sent each one of the military personnel onboard a fruit basket and charged it to the complainer’s account! As someone who is a civilian working for the US Army, I can say that they are entirely correct in wearing their dress blues for such an occasion. Perhaps Mr. Complainer doesn’t like to be reminded that freedom comes at a price and actually face the people who are protecting his freedom. Then again, I wonder what nationality he is?
Congratulations to Marine Michael on his wedding and may he stay safe on his next tour overseas.
John – I am so angry right now I could spit. I can’t believe you sent that moron a fruit basket to apologize for his being upset that you and other passengers were supporting our men and women in the military. He should have been ignored completely not rewarded with thinking in any way, shape or form, that you felt bad for him. There are many of us who wake up every day worrying about our sons and daughters who are off serving their countries so that we can live safely. As a parent of an airman in the U.S. Air Force, I may not agree with this war, but if my son is willing to possibly sacrifice his life so that this nitwit can sleep safely at night, he should be ignored or thrown overboard like Host Mach suggested!!! When our son was able to join us in in June on the Carnival Legend for a leave, he proudly wore his dress blues on elegant night. We were also invited to eat at the Captains table. Many passengers came up to him and thanked him for his service. It made me proud. This guy needs to realize that “we are the land of the free because of the brave”!!!!!!!!!!
hi john
how do you keep your cool with all those loons ?
anti military !
God Bless Our Troops !
whats that I hear ?
ANCHORS AWEIGH,,,,,,,,,,,,
play it loud and clear , , ,
and to all our service men & women
GOD SPEED
John, let me add my thanks to YOU for honoring these fine military folks and their families. Keep on doing that. It’s the right thing to do and has no bearing on politics whatsoever. None.
Duchess Sandy in GA…heading to the Carnival Holiday on Saturday with the entire Bell Clan!!!
Dear John,
The guests that complained are ignorant. They must be of the same group that treated our Vietnam Vets horribly for many years. You can disagree with the war but if it was not for the men and women willing to risk their lives for our country on a volunteer basis, where would we be?
You did a great thing recognizing that group! Lets’ hope the haters are dining at a table for two!!
Laurie
Dear John,
Carnival Cruise number 5 is in March 2010… anyway I have recently become an avid fan of you blog. I have read the recent complaints about you honoring Military service men and women.
Here is my take- Please continue and don’t second guess yourself. I know from experience that the ‘thanks’ and recognition are gratefully appreciated. I was on a recent vacation and the emcee recognized Military service veterans past and present. After we set down he asked the family members to stand up as well and thanked them for their sacrifice.
Thanks for doing what you do, and thanks for the special recognition of the Military. Obviously you can show support to the troops with out implying one way or another, support to political views.
Dan
USAF, retired
John
Are there any plans for a new Carnival European itenerary for 2010?
Yes the military does need the special recognition
you give them. Keep up the good work.
John (please reply),
Last year at this time I had the good fortune of being able to sail with Gary Hunter in Europe. Even though that experience was certainly very different than sailing a Fun Ship, I know why you speak so highly of him. That said, I look forward to being able to be a part of one of your cruises.
So here’s my question. We live in Baltimore, in the neighborhood next to the cruise terminal and every Sunday we see the Carnival Pride from our house. At its 5:00 departure time there is a series of blasts from the horn. Then at varying intervals there are more soundings of the horn before one last set when the ship actually departs. Does each set mean something different (they seem to always be of different length), or is it as we expect that the ship is just taunting us for not being on it?
Hopefully we’ll get the chance to sail with you on the Carnival Pride next year.
Best Regards,
Gary
John:
One more comment about the Legend and EOS’s encounter….
as I was describing what happened to my PVP this week (giving him a “report” on my cruise)…..as I have do after every cruise.
I was telling him, these ships did not “crash”…they
“kissed”. There were no child conceived…no mingling of ship parts….
and about that time…DJ spoke up and said
“tell them the “funnel” did not go anywhere it wasn’t suppose to”.
I now have a PhD at removing coffee and soda from the computer screen…
I told DJ…next time give me some warning before he adds one of his zingers…..
Linda (Mom of your friend~ and the king of zingers~ DJ)
It is a touching moment when the CD asks the audience to help honor those who serve or have served in the military. Anyone who doesn’t want to honor them has the freedom not to participate. Why? Because those individuals served in the military. Ironic, isn’t it.
Please continue with those informal recognitions!
John,
Keep doing what you are doing and do so well. An apology wasn’t needed or maybe it was but not by you. Shame on them. Nor do I believe in this war but I do believe in our men and women who put their lives on the line for us. They need our love, support and prayers. We need to let them know that we appreciate their unselfish dedication. To honor our them in this way was fantastic.
Thanks for being you,
Lori J
I’m left just shaking my head that the military personnal got clapped at, while the guy who complains gets a fruit basket.
Please Reply
John,
I have only sailed once with Carnival (August 2007) and I loved it! You were the CD during my European cruise and you were awesome. I have wanted to cruise since (my friends can swear by it), but going to college full time sucked away all of my time (as well as money). I have read your blog everyday since that cruise and lived vicariously though you. Now that I have graduated, I am ready to cruise again!
I constantly talk about my cruise and longing to cruise again with my friends. They have finally gotten sick of hearing me talk about it and want to go on a cruise as well! Because of our crazy work schedules, the beginning of September is the only time that all of our schedules coincide. We have decided that we want to go on a 7 day Western Caribbean cruise out of Port Canaveral on September 4th 2010. I can’t wait to see the Carnival Dream!
On to my question. We have yet to book the cruise because we are worried about the weather. September is the high time for bad weather in the Caribbean with hurricanes and tropical storms. I have searched the internet and people offer very mixed advice as to whether or not going to the Caribbean in September is a good idea or not. I know that cruise ports can be adjusted based on weather, but I wanted to know from the best source around and that is you. From your years of experience and expertise, how often do storms affect September cruises to the Caribbean?
I want this cruise to be amazing for my friends as I have talked so highly of Carnival. If the Caribbean can be very iffy do to weather, I want to find another cruise over the same time frame to take them on instead. Money does not grow out of trees (especially in the current market being a fresh college graduate) so I want to find a destination in September that will be the best for us.
Thanks for all of your advice and sorry for the long novel!
Jake
P.S. Any fellow bloggers have advice on the subject? I just want to get all of the info I can now! Thanks.
I think there are times when people need to keep their opinions to themselves and the jerks that were upset with you for honoring our service people belong in that category. Heaven forbid that there should be another 9-11 in their city and I bet they would be one of the first ones looking for help from the military.
I do feel bad that you sent them a fruit basket. You have NO NEED to apologize to them. I wish they would move to another country where they wouldn’t have the freedoms our military has fought for.
There are more and more people who want to take advantage of our freedoms and then condemn our actions that get them for us. Please, if something like this happens again, don’t apologize. They are the ones who are wrong.
john
the anti troops fools,,,
we would have sent them a basket of
animal droppings !
John- I hope the fruit basket you sent Mr. Anti- Military was full of rotten fruit.
Thank you for recognizing our military. we are able to enjoy so many things because of them .
JOHN! I HOPE YOU PUT A AMERICAN FLAG IN HIS BASKET!!!
SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET A FREE FRUIT BASKET!!
TAT WAS TOTALLY UN-CALLED FOR!!
John- I don’t normally comment on the blog thingy, but as you can see from the overwhelming support of you recognizing our military, you need to keep it up. I agree with EVERYTHING said so far. But if I could I would send YOU a fruit basket for being a British citizen honoring American military while an American citizen criticizes you for it. You, my friend, are a class act. I am certain that you should not even consider stopping what you are doing. In the casino on the Valor there was a player in his uniform at the craps table. I was throwing the dice and doing well, he had a partial bet down on the table, before I rolled I added to his bet to “thank him”, so did at least half of the table. We won in more ways than one on my next roll. … keep it up John. I for one would also stand to applaud our brethren English soldiers if aboard, so I wouldn’t be afraid to even include them next time.
And you have every right to protect Kye from internet crazies. We will survive without the pictures of her cuteness, but keep the updates coming!
John,
One more thing, the anti-war, anti-militiary twit also stated that it was “inappropriate for them to be wearing uniform”.
First, they have EARNED thr right to wear that uniform in any forum or situation not specifically prohibited by the regulations of their particular branch of servce. I can’t speak for the rest, but I know for certain that U.S. Navy regulations governing the wearing of the uniform in public would not prohibit a sailor from wearing their uniform 24 x 7 on a cruise if they choose to do so.
Call me an old softie, but to this day, more than 10 years after my own service ended, I still get a lump in my throat when I see one of our young men or women wearing their dress uniform in public.
God Bless them all and keep them safe.
HI John!
I can’t believe that those passengers were upset that you saluted the military folks onboard. Shame on them.
I enjoyed Karl’s interview today and he had some great comments.
I hope things are going well with you.
I leave in 2 days to head to your home country. It will be my first time going to London and spending time outside of the airport. I look forward to exploring. Any suggestions?
Take care!
David
What you did John was total class. Kudos to you for honoring our brave men and women serving in the Military. Everyone has the right to agree and disagree. I am a Navy veteran and served in the 1st Iraq war in 1990/1991. I don’t support the current war as well but I keep that to myself. It is our right. But we are talking about those who sacrifice their lives out in the Battlefield, so that those back home can live freely and have those rights and priviledges. What you did John is A++++ in my book and I salute you for it. And in my opinion, no apology or fruit basket should’ve been given to the whiny guest.
I wonder what these people are thinking… Regardless of your position on the war… whether you support it or not… there is no reason to EVER not support our Armed Forces.
It’s not their choice on what war to fight or what orders to follow. It’s their job to carry out the orders that they are given. Every one of those brave men and women knows what they are signing up for …
“I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me…”
The popularity of a war has no bearing on supporting our Troops.
They deserve our praise and support.
John, this dude did not deserve a fruit basket, unless you filled it full of ExLax. He needs to be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan to live.
How many of our young men and women have died, lost a limb, or are physically impaired,
how many men and women have lost their spouse, and children have lost their parent and how many parents have lost a child, in order for all of us, including this dimwit to be able to live free, have the freedom of speech, etc. My father fought in the World War I, my brothers-in-law, World War II,my brother was in the Navy. They fought for our rights to live free. And this idiot dares
to complain and gets a fruit basket as a reward. I don’t think so……
John, thank you for recognizing these young people for their unselfishness to keep us free. but
please next time get our opinion first before you reward people like this dimwit for finding fault with you and the audience for giving them a standing ovation. No one forced DimWit
to applaud or stand.
Carolyn……… proud to be an American and proud of our military
I am going to join the chorus of why send that moron anything? Fine, he didn’t agree with what was done but perhaps keeping opinions to himself might be a life lesson he needs to learn?
Personally, I don’t understand this “war” and I don’t support it. However, that does not stop me from volunteering with a group called Soldier’s Angels. In a nutshell, it’s a way to offer support to our service members who are serving. I have an “adopted” soldier that I write and send packages to. I also receive a service member’s name each week that I write a letter to. A handful will respond to the letters that I write and judging by their appreciation, you would think I just told them they won the lottery. Amazing what something as simple as hearing your name at mail call can do to lift someone’s spirits.
I am also involved on a Soldier’s Angels team that sends sympathy cards and notes to those who have been killed in action. Each notice that is sent includes a little about the service member and they never fail to break your heart. Wives are losing husbands. Children are losing fathers. Parents are losing sons and daughters.
Whether or not you support the war, our fellow citizens have voluntarily signed up to be shot at and face danger on a daily basis for our freedoms. You don’t need to support the war to at least offer support to those who are simply carrying out orders.
With that being said, I will just add that we are very much looking forward to seeing you on our upcoming Carnival Legend sailing!
Colleen
JOHN PLEASE REPLY******
We are thinking abut sailing onParadise for New year’s Eve
Can you tell me anything about possible planned festivities?
I see this sailing is quite pricey so I am hoping that means there is a lot of fun planned
Linda (Mom of DJ)
DJ is so right again. The funnel came nowhere near the tail of the EOS. So there will be no Great things delivered to RCCL any time soon.
BIG ED
John,
Stop sending “gifts” to these jerks! You’re enabling people who are totally without appreciation for any sort of kindness. Ignoring them works best, and I should think you would realize by now that most of us don’t much agree with “appeasement” of the minority…and NO…that’s not racial!
Had to put in my two cents!
Your Pal,
Myra
John Please Respond–
As my very southern Grandmother would say.. “Well, bless your heart. I’m so sorry.” I truly don’t know how you handle all the complaints (legitimate or not). You are the absolute standard of customer service. That’s why I enjoy cruising so much. Your personal pride in everyone’s enjoyment is to be admired.
As for the military complainers… some people just live in ignorant bliss of what’s happening in the world around them. Amazing really. I consider myself to be from a fairly Anti-War stance. However, I would be happy to see all the active military join the CD on stage on all of my cruises. They deserve so that… and so much more! They fight for our country without being asked to.. because they want to. It’s our LEADERS who they need to take to task about not liking the war. Not the honorable men and women who are out there defending our country.
Enough political commentary on my part.. on to more important matters… ME! (Just kidding)….. Sort of.
You has asked me to remind you that my fiance and I will be joining you on the Carnival Legend on October 25th for our honeymoon. I’m so excited to meet you and enjoy this much beloved Carnival ship! I hope we get to be part of the Newly Wed game… I would LOVE to embarrass the heck out of him.
Anyway, thanks for all that you do on the guests’ behalf. It is truly appreciated!
Amy
Thank you, John, for honoring our service members and I’m sorry you had to deal with such a disagreeable, egotistical passenger.
My husband is currently in the Navy and I am extremely proud of everything he has done. I’m much more appreciative of the cost of freedom and grateful to every man and woman that puts their life on the line so we can be in comfort.
Regardless of how one feels about these wars these men and women have nothing to do with the decisions made by upper management. They deserve our gratitude and I’m glad Carnival is willing to honor these men and women.
John-
I can only imagine that the stupid “twits” that complained about being “forced” to clap for our hard working military personnel would probably come from the same group of morons who think that our own country actually flew the planes into the World Trade Center and and had bombs planted in them to make them crash down killing almost 3,000 of our own citizens. I have absolutely NO tolerance for such stupidity.
I find it hard to believe anyone who was there and did clap and I am sure whistle, cheer, shout in thanks, did so under duress as this idiot feels they were.
Years ago (pre 9-11) while in Vegas, we saw Wayne Newton, who in the middle of his show stopped, had the house lights put on, and asked all former and active military to please stand. He then said how grateful he was to those men and women because were it not for them, someone like him could not stand on that stage and say whatever he wanted. I remember getting chills that night. I still do when I think of it because that was really before anyone openly thanked those in the service. They deserve to be told of our gratitude at any chance we can and I thank you for doing so.
So, you continue to do what you do. You are a good man and wouldn’t do what 99% of people (100% of people with a brain in their heads) would do.
The only thing that calmed me down was reading the rest of your blog which as usual has some point that makes me actually chuckle out loud. An let me say, Carl with a K didn’t hurt either! Now THAT is eye candy! Who need Meghan Fox?!?!?
All the best and dreaming of my Carnival Dream Dec 3…..
Kerry
Dear John, I wanted to something for my wife on our 26th wedding anniversary(I blew it on our 25th by not having a party or anything special) so I booked a cruise on the Dream this Nov,15. When I booked last month I tried to sign us up for your bloggers cruise and they said it was filled.I am sure we will have a great time anyway, if miracle happens and my dream comes true and a spot should open up we sure would like to be included in the festivities. John thanks for all the fun and information you provide on your blog. Thanks again, Richard Sanders
Hi John:
I was puzzled when today I just read that you were not going to post Kye’s pictures any more. I must have missed this on your blog during the days that I had been ill.
I fully understand this is solely the decision of your and Heidi. I just was wondering if there was something that had precipitated this decision???
In this day and age, unfortunately, there can be just cause for omitting children’s pictures from the internet. I just wanted you to know that I’m happy hearing about her moments of growth and her marked accomplishments. Loved seeing her precious smiles and seeing how some pictures showed how she looked like her beautiful mom and then at other times, that she had many features of her dad. (I’m still looking for the proper adjective).
We applaud your recognition of our military personnel. I would suggest that the cruiser dare not show his/her face in Branson, Missouri as it is a town flowing with high praises, applause and recognition for our military every day, in almost every showplace in town.
Joko Joan
John – Please Reply,
I have just discovered (via CruiseCritic) that you are investigating further measures that Carnival could implement to assist families with autistic children. I have taken my 5yr old autistic son on the Conquest twice in less than a year (Oct. 08 & April 09). I would recommend visiting with Danny (Hotel Director), Goran (F&B Manager), Ante and Ogre (MaitreD’s), Petra (Dining Room Hostess), Martin (Headwaiter and Petra’s husband), Glenn (Cabin Steward), Holly (Purser’s Desk), and so many more, about my son Connor and how they made certain he had the cruise of a lifetime. I will never be able to put into words how very special the staff made my family feel. Please e-mail me and I would gladly answer any questions you may have about Connor’s experiences on the Conquest. and any suggestions you may be considering.
Regards,
Stephen Richardson
Thank you John for your post today! I myself do not approve of our current wars. However, I do believe our soldiers deserve recognition for the sacrifices they have made in serving our country, and each one of us. As a US citizen you are a part of the USA, whether you like it or not, and each of these soldiers serve and sacrifice for each one of us. We may not have wanted them to do it, but they did by order of our Congress who we elected. These men and women deserve our respect as well as our thanks! Besides, who held a gun to his head and forced him to clap? You’re way too nice, I would’ve never given him a fruit basket, but as CD you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do.
I do miss the photos of your lovely daughter Kye, but I agree with your descision, hopefully you’ll find a way for them to be protected so we can see her sweet face again! I just love babies, my own little guy just turned one on Labor Day! Oh, those cheeks and those little gummy smiles turn me to butter.
You have peaked my interest, this is my first blog ever! My husband and I are going on the Dream on Nov. 15th and are looking foreward to our first Spa Stateroom adventure. We have been enjoying your blogs and wonderful sense of humor. Keep blogging!
John:
I am fairly new to your blog, but now read it daily without fail. I can’t believe the response from the couple who objected to having the military personnel honored. I think they were looking for something to be upset about in order to get Carnival to cough up a freebie. I’m glad it was just a fruit basket (if indeed they really got one). As anyone who’s been on a Carnival Cruise knows, you can get all the delicious food you want, anytime you want. So, hopefully that was a disappointment for them. As you can tell from all the responses, they do not reflect the majority of your readers. They should be pitied. What a sad life they must have.
We will be sailing on the Carnival Dream on the February 27th cruise, so hopefully I will get to meet you. Can’t wait. The ship look gorgeous. This is my 5th Carnival cruise. I wouldn’t book with anyone else.
Penny
John:
I did not serve in Vietman, but was aware of the treatment of men who did. I did serve 10 years in the USCG, with 1 year in Libya North Africa.
I feel by apologizing to that IDIOT who complained was asinine on the part of Carnival. How did that IDIOT think he was correct in his anti war. Many men fought and died so he could complain, I know the first thing he’ll scream is “You are denying me MY rights”. Who all died so he could make a A HOLE out of himself. May he be infested with flees and all of his fingernails rot off. so he cannot scratch!! :- )
John, I do appreciate your blogs and the time you spend on this blog thingy. Hugs to your Haidi and Kye. We will be on the Dream on the 3rd of December.
ERNIE
Wow! I can’t believe some of the people you have to put up with as a CD. The fact that you honor a soldier does not mean you or anyone else is for or against the war. These guys are just following orders and putting their lives on the line by doing so. That is why we are to commend them. I’m getting tired of tip toeing around these twisted 1% of our population who think we shouldn’t do things that offend them. However, what about the rest of us 99% that are offended by having to bend to their weirdness.
Thanks to all men and women who serve in our military!
John you are a great guy, and I enjoyed cruising with you this summer. I hope to cruise with you again soon.
Rhonda
John the people that gave you crap were not french were they?
John,
You did the right thing by honoring our men and women in the Services. That Guest should have been made to walk the plank !
When we were on the “Something of the Seas” in June, a British ship docked along side while in Tallin, Estonia. We were about ready to sail out when an annoucement came on the P.A telling us about the Brits along side so we all went out on deck, waved to the “boys” with their very cute “Jump Jet” on deck and I think “Rule Britania” was played as well left…I have this on video. It was great ! I froze my Royal Caribbean off waving and yelling !!
My husband was in the Air Force and my dad was a Marine !
Kathy and Paul
Hi John,
For your information: Europe recently increased the Duty Free Allowance for imported goods:
“Monetary values of travelers’ goods can now be up to €430, which was only €175 . However, the limit on tobacco brought into the EU will not increase. ”
regards
Christian
Hi John,
As a travel agent I read your blog as much as I can and I try to put myself in your shoes. Can’t say much for the soldier thing…my husband is/was a United States Marine. Anyway, I am asking that yourself or someone on the “care” staff get in touch with me regarding a guest who sailed last month. I don’t know if anyone at Carnival can help be he had an awful time with the company Carnival uses to supply wheelchairs an oxygen while onboard. Anyway, it has nothing to do with the way Carnival handled anything. Just thought maybe you could have someone contact us to discuss the issue. Keep up the great blog! We love reading it whenever we get a chance.
Hi John – please reply
I’ve already booked the Carnival Dream on Nov 15th. How do I become a Blogger Cruise member?
Hey Julio!
I just got finished flushing by books down the toilet like you said to! Of course schoolwork is not as important as your blog! its not even close. and thanks to your wonderful information (you said “study hard because if you don’t…………you could find yourself being a Cruise Director!”) i have stopped studying, so i can become just like you ! Haha just playing. all though i do wish i was as funny as you yourself.
anywho, im glad that you are working on that Bedtime Story Dvd. Keep me posted!
Your Pal,
JV
Hey John,
Just a quick comment about Wee Jimmy, Thats sounds just like him, he would do something like that. SO where is the Interview you promised with him the last time you did CD interviews????? Don’t let him get away this time, Please… Honestly I think the two of you played off each other very well. I always enjoyed sailing with the two of you together, I knew it was going to be a fantastic time.
Please keep up the good work and please continue to honor our military poeple the way you do. Remember you have alot of followers who are retired military themselves.
Your friend
Capt Bill << Retired US Coast Guard Resevere (23 yrs serving the country)
Dear John,
I am a military wife and I wanted to add my voice to the many present about this subject. I greatly appreciate your honoring those service men and women especially the newly-weds. My family and I always love when servicemembers are honored, weither we know them or not. I also appreciate the situation you are in, as working in the hospitality industry can sometimes be hard with difficult guests. We can only hope that that couple one day realizes where they are wrong. I hope that they learn the distinction between the servicemembers and the war, and that they find some way to show their support.
By the way, I’ll soon be emailing you a personal letter regarding the cruise my husband and I will soon be taking, as I have been inspiered by the letters others have submitted to you, I hope that is ok. You are just so amazing and I think you will appreciate hearing our story.
Thank you for being so amazing!
Jenn
Wife and I have been on 14 cruises and will be on the Legend the week of Dec 6. We have only been on Carnival for a short five day cruise and that was on the Holiday. Wife is concerned about the atmosphere on board and believes it will be nothing but neon and young loud obnouxious drinkers and she will not have any quality quiet time. She already has talked herself out of a good time. What can I tell her to make her feel better and that the trip will be fantastic
John,
I just found out you will be on Carnival Glory when we sail on 10/24/09. That just made my day! I am so glad! 12 days short! See you then!