So last night I opened a cupboard in the cabin looking for some copy paper when I came across something Jen Baxter, the glittering cruise director had left in there……..it was a Wee Wee game thingy. I plugged it in ………actually that’s a lie……….I called someone to plug it in as anything with a plug on leaves me scratching my head like Paris Hilton at a celibacy conference. Once it was working I was hoping to find a game in which I could drive an Aston Martin through the streets of Los Angeles stopping only to blow the heads off a few Zombies with my newly acquired double action pump laser rifle rocket grenade launcher cannon thingy.
But once again the word “bugger” could be heard around the ship as I discovered the only game she had left me…………was something called Wee Wee Fit!
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