Well…..I have no words. Heidi is going to get a tattoo………on the side of her ankle ……a small heart……with Kye’s name written through it. Apparently it’s cute and “all the Mum’s are doing it”…………..well all the Dads are going out on Friday nights and having Latvian women do the hokey pokey on their laps………so I guess I can as well then.
I know I am old fashioned but come on…………back in the day, tattoos used to demonstrate that you had been in prison or the navy, but now pretty well everyone I ever see has some kind of art work peeping out of the back of their pants. “Everyone has tattoos these days,” cried my wife down the phone yesterday.
Oh really……….everyone has one do they? Do I have a great white shark with the President of France clenched between huge bloody teeth tattooed on my arse…… of course I don’t.
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