I once dreamt of turning this blog thingy into a TV show. I even met with an “agent” from California who promised much and delivered bugger all. I know they were wild dreams, wilder in fact than the ones I have about me, a bucket full of baby oil, and Megan Fox’s bottom but I truly felt that a sitcom based on a modern day cruise ship would have made for great TV. Maybe it could have been up there with the great TV shows of our time. Brideshead Revisited, The Sopranos, The West Wing, Friends, Seinfeld and Baywatch………..yes Baywatch.
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As you know Carnival have been wonderful to me by agreeing that in order for me to provide you with five or six weekly blogs of the highest order and entertain the guests onboard as Cruise Director that I………should get a personal assistant………and he arrived yesterday in the shape of a young man called Craig.
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A Presendential Dream
I am staying in a beautiful balcony cabin this week on deck 8 and while I enjoy being there very much I still need to write my blog. I start writing at the desk in the room early in the morning but it’s not very comfortable as the chair was not designed to sit in for long periods of time. It certainly was not designed for a big man with hemorrhoids the size of watermelons to sit in either. So this, coupled with the fact that Damir my stateroom steward has been in the infirmary heavily sedated since he walked in on me while I sat there…….in my underpants…..means I have had to find somewhere else to write.
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