I have never been to Bermuda before and so it was that even though I would be there but for one night only I was actually looking forward to seeing what everyone had always told me was a beautiful island. I was however anxious that it may be the death of me because obviously myself and the other Continental Airlines passengers would be flying through the Bermuda Triangle.
As we took off I found myself sitting next to Barry Manilow. OK, old big nose wasn’t in the seat next to me but he certainly was in my mind as I couldn’t help singing Barry’s famous lyrics, “Bermuda Triangle…………..It makes people disappear………………Bermuda Triangle. …………. Don’t go too near…………..But she doesn’t see my angle” which apart from Shania Twain’s “My panty line shows….got a run in my hose………..My hair went flat…………..Man, I hate that”…………….are surely the worst lyrics in the history of music.
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