A few weeks ago lots of bearded scientists along with Prime Ministers, Presidents and a dwarf from France decided, over a delicious lunch that they needed to do something about global warming.
And so just after dessert they stood in a circle and even sacrificed a goat. No, not a goat. That would be un-vegetarian and against a goat’s human rights. A virgin then. Or a turnip. Whatever …….I bet something was stabbed in jubilation. They then announced that we should all go to work on a bike and burn our cars to save oil and to save the polar bears. They then got in their chauffeured Bentleys and Mercedes which drove them to the airport where they boarded their private jets and buggered off home. I mean…….Air Force One doesn’t exactly run on camel urine now does it?
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