Hello Bloggers.
Stephanie H. here. Join me in wishing John a very Happy Birthday today. May there be many more years to come.
From all of us who love your blog.

For those who missed it, this is a cake that Big Ed and his Evil Krewe gave to John on the Carnival Dream Bloggers cruise this past December.
Look, friends — there are a few things you should remember before you comment. The space below is for you to post your comments about the post I've just written above. If it is something that's unrelated, please use the Ask John tab above. Now, while I may not be able to reply to your comment below, I do sit in my underpants almost every morning and read everything that is here. So feel free to comment on the comments and then if someone wants to comment on the comment to the comment then go ahead as well. Please be courteous unless the poster is French...........then you can say whatever you want.



























Happy Birthday John
Hi John,
It’s me, PennyB from New Orleans, now Lafayette.
I wish you a Happy Birthday and may you have a royal flush of a year. You’re a great dad and husband and such a credit to Carnival.
CU Soon,
Penny, aka The Royal Seamstress
Happy, Happy Birthday John. I hope that you are having a wonderful day and enjoying life. You make so many people happy so I hope that you are also enjoying happiness today. My birthday is Sunday, the 24th. We should have a party ………
Sandra from NC
John,
“Hoppy Bursty!”
I love the Johnny cake!
Joyce
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!
Happy Birthday John and may you have many many more
Papanh
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!! If you’re like me, this is number 29,eh?
Happy Birthday, my friend!!
I hope you got my ‘birthday boat’ email this morning!!
All the best for a wonderful year!!
Ciao
Host Mach
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday John, Safe Journies. See you SOON!!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, John. May your year be filled with much happiness, good health, and lots of wonderful memories.
“Cheers!”
Rich & Sally (Dagon) Head
Dear Johnny Sparkles,
Happy Birthday and Happy Landings as you fly first class on Virgin Airlines getting a massage from the large breasted lady sitting next to you from Latvia.
Yeah Right, now wake up you silly rabbit and get back to work writing about all the great passenger that will be complaining about the size of the robes not fitting their extra large arse.
Right now I am going to bring up the subject so you and everyone else has enough time to chew on it. I think a bloggers cruise should be one of the first seven day cruises of the CCL Magic in the beautiful Med. The first cruise may be asking too much of you as I know bringing out a new ship has alot of extra things associated with it, but soon thereafter might be a good idea. New Ship, Europe Blogger’s Cruise. What do you think?
Just a thought.
The Cruzin2some
James & Nancy Enslow
Happy Birthday John!
Happy Birthday John. Enjoy the Carnival Dream. She is a Dream.
Jo
Happy Birthday John… I love your blog… keep it up.
Stefani
Happy Birthday John! I love to read your blog.
Happy Birthday!! Hope it’s a good one even if you have to fly. Jan in Mi
Hello John,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
Hope you have a great day and we’ll see you next week on the 30th.
I’ll have that special CS6 for you to celebrate on the lanai deck.
All the best,
B&D from Canada
Happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday John!!!!
Miss you lots!!!
Muchos huggos
Nanni
Happy Birthday, John!
All the best!
Happy Birthday John!!! I have been reading your blog for a few months now, I recently went on the Dream Jan 9-16, It was very enjoyable. My birthday is also today. I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, as I am enjoying mine too.
John, Happy Birthday!!!!
Carnival should have a January birthday cruise for all of us with a birthday this month. Mine is the 25th and hubby’s was the 8th. Enjoy your day.
Jane
happy birthday john, see you tomorrow!
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
You are a Very Lucky man you get to celebrate yet another birthday. Hope for many more
Happy Birthday John! I can’t wait to be on the Carnival Dream in September. Wish you would be there too!
Happy Birthday John.
Many, many more happy and healthy ones
Terri
HaPpY bIrThDaY JoHn!!! Hope you had a great visit with your girls and safe travels and calm seas.
All my best,
Stacey
Happy BurpDay John! See you next Saturday, all 8 of us! Can’t wait! Your friends, Mike & Linda
From your Cruising Grandma & Grandpa too,
Happy Birthday John!
Wish you were our CD on the Legend on the 21st of Feb, but soon we will see you on one of the ships I know.
Our love to Heidi & Kye.
Happy, happy birthday! Love your blog!
Happy Birthday two shoes
Happy Birthday two shoes
Happy Birthday Dear John
Happy Birthday two shoes!!!
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE…
x0x0x0
Happy Birthday to you…..
Happy Birthday to you…..
Happy Birthday dear John…
Happy Birthday to you!
And manyyyyyy more…….
Ok, I’ll stop singing now! LOL
HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY JOHN, May there many more. I too am an Aquarius next week on the 27th. You are the greatest so I hope your day is GREAT as well.
Mike from VA
Have a great birthday, John! Can’t wait to see you on May 22nd 2011 in Barcelona!
John & Susan from Frisco, Tx
Happy Birthday John!
I love it, the cake that keeps on giving!
Happy Birthday John
Best wishes today and ALL year long. You Deserve IT Mate.
SOO sorry that you cannot be with your girls on your birthday. Im sure leaving them was More than HARD to do…..
Our Krewe,s “Johnny” Cake
keeps coming back to haunt you LOL
The Beautiful Carnival DREAM awaits you with a little warmer weather.
In regards to the Cruisintwosomes Bloggers cruise idea on the Magic, I would love it BUT I know quit a few bloggers that do not fly and that will not get them to Europe & the Magic
Take Care
Have a WONDERFUL Birthday
The Tuckers in Florida
Elizabeth & Arnold
John,
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to John!
Happy Birthday to you!
Hope you have a wonderful birthday and many, many more.
Hi John,
Happy Birthday!!!!
Hope you had a great celebration with Heidi and Kye and your mom and dad before you had to leave.
Wishing you a fun filled year with much happiness!
“The Shy One”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!! HOPE YOU GET TO SPEND IT SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN YOUR CAKE!!
Hey John!!
Have a Happy Birthday!! Hope that it is much better than your airport experience started out!
Can’t wait to see you again on the Carnival Magic next summer!
Sarah
happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, John. May the coming year bring you nothing but encounters with Megan Fox’s bottom, limbo dances with Latvian women, and a brand new pair of underpants to blog in! Seriously, though, may you be blessed with good health and joy during the coming year. Thank you for making us laugh every day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!
And, safe travels across “The Pond”. We enjoy your blog tremendously and are loyal fans, as well as loyal fans of Carnival (hence the sign on name…).
Btw, the picture of that cake freaks me out…
Have a “Dream” hitch and we sure miss her (we were on the Oct 15th Grand Med sailing…).
Happy Birthday again…
Marty & Jeanne
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!
Happy Birthday John.
All the Best
Happy Birthday John!
God bless you and your beautiful girls. I wish you nothing but the best! Take care and have a smooth flight!
Cheers,
Alex G.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! to King John.
Happy Birthday, John.
Hope you had a good flight.
Judy and Andre (the Canadians)
Happy Birthday John! As a gift I’m sending you a imaginary card with a picture of Megan Fox’s bottom in it!
Happy Birthday John — you are the best!
Many Happy Returns of the Day John.
See you in 3 weeks.
Vivienne.
JOHN, ALL THE BEST TO YOU. HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday John!!!
Here’s to celebrating another year of life!
Melissa
Happy Birthday our dear friend.
CYA soon
Carolyn and Don
JOHN,
Happy Birthaday and may you have many many more in the future. Safe Travels!!!
Barb and Ken
Wishing you a brilliant birthday. Enjoy your time on the Dream. We certainly did!
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday John!!!
HAPPY 45th JOHN!! WOW, you’re STILL young enough to be my son!!
Hoping your flight was smooth and that Todd and James take good care of you on the “handover week”.
Not long now until your girls join you…..finally Kye gets to see “what Daddy does”. I know it’s going to be great to have them with you. Will Heidi be ACD? Like she’ll have any extra time while taking care of Kye AND running to the laundry room to do more of your infamous underpants!
It’s only a few more months until we sail with you again? Hmmm….when could that be?
Warm wishes to you.
Your old buddy,
Steve O
Happy Birthday John:
Best wishes for many happy and healthy years to be shared with Heidi and Kye.
Marie
May the joy you give to others come back to you today!!
Happy Birthday John!
Lynn and Dennis
Happy Birthday John
John Please Reply
Happy birthday John!!! Garett (aka Bob) will be so excited to know that the two of you share a birthday. He’s 15 today.
He is getting his learner’s permit soon and we’re looking for a polar bear killing tank for him to drive. However, I think he’s going to balk at the helmet, goggles, and racing driver seat belts that I’m going to install
.
His birthday surprise is a cruise next summer on the brand new Carnival Magic! I don’t think he will mind that (because of the cost!) it will be his birthday present for two years!
Please, please tell me that you will the cruise director in June 2011. He will be excited about the cruise, but it would be a dream come true if you were cruise director.
Happy Birthday John!!!
Hey John—-Did you know that a million people were born on your birthday??? That makes you one in a million…Enjoy your special day and we wish you many many more. thanks again for all you do. Regards from Texas..A&W
John,
Happy Birthday to YOU…as you head back doing what you do best. I’m betting you’re counting the minutes until you are reunited with your girls. Hope you had all the airport screening staff take notice when showing your ID that this was your special day and they should treat you with kindness lol.
Cheers for many, many more candles to come
Ray & Deb
happy birthday john.hope to sail with u again one of these years lol. hope u have a good bday with the girls. i like that cake big ed made lol
Here’s to a year full of health and happiness! Happy Birthday John!
Happy birthday, John! Thanks for all you do. I won’t get to see you on the Dream, but I’ll be seeing you on the Carnival Magic in 21 short months!
Happy Birthday John!
Hope your flight was a good one and you didn’t have much of a hassle getting through customs on this end.
Make the May 22, 2011 Carnival Magic a bloggers’ cruise. We chose this because of the two different ports.
George and Linda
Happy Birthday John!
Clair
Hi John!
Just wanted to wish you a ‘Happy Birthday’! Hope you have a wonderful day
Lisa (aka cruzlovinmom)
Happy Birthday to my favorite cruise director….who I have yet to cruise with!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!
A very very happy birthday to you John!! I really enjoy the blog and would love to meet you someday. May you have many many more birthdays to come!
Happy Birthday John!!!!
John,
May this have been the best of many more birthdays for you! With Kye in your life you have had a lot of 1st’s in the past year. I hope you enjoy your day! Safe travels to you as you cross that big ole pond another time.
Sheryl
Happy,Happy Birthday John!
Dream Bloggers,
Brenda & Chip
Sharon & Mike
Happy Birthday John. Have an awesome year and many more even better than the last.
Happy Birthday big guy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AULD ONE
CORRIN SAYS SHE WILL HAVE A DRINK FOR YOU.
ALL THE BEST FROM EDINBURGH.
LEN CHRISTINE AND CORRIN
Happy Birthday John!
Have a wonderful day filled with love and laughter!!
Larry & Angie
Happy Birthday John and a special thank you for all the things you do for your readers.
Happy Day Late Birthday John.
John
Happy Birthday, another year flies by, excuse the pun!
Take care of yourself and dont work to hard, save some of that energy for the Magic July 20th!!!!
Enjoy the Dream
Michelle & Gang
Happy birthday John !!!
Thanks for all you do.
Nancy
Happy Birthday John!!
Diane and I want to wish you a very Happy Birthday and many more to come. Have a great day!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MAY we all be blessed with many many more of your birthdays, so that we can continue reading our favorite blog for many years to come.
Happy Birthday John!
Enjoy your day. You are the best cruise director ever and we wish you many more years with Carnival!
Mike & Lori
♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
♪♪Happy Birthday, Dear John,♪♪
♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪
Big, big hugs…
Duchess Sandy and Duke Dick in FL
Happy Birthday!
Sorry you had to say good bye to your girls. Try to have a good time anyway.
Due to the baggage handling system I believe some people do end up holding their clothes because their luggage has been destroyed. :-0
KathyG
Happy Birthday John! Wishing you safe travels and a great year ahead.
Hi John,
First I would like to wish you a very Happy Birthday!
I just wanted to say how happy I was to see that Carnival will have a ship sailing in Europe Oct 2011. The internary is perfect and I will be booking my cruise soon on the Magic.
We said on the Splendor when you were the Cruise Director. Hoping you will be the Cruise Director on the Magic.
Thanks to carnival for going back to Europe.
John;
Happy Birthday and wishing you many many more.
Hope you had a wonderful birthday!
Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Ann
Besgt wishes for a wonderful birthday John!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!
Paula and I wish you a fantastic birthday and so sorry you had to leave your two beautiful women back home but hopefully they will be with you soon and you know that Carnival would not be the same without you!!! YOU ARE CARNIVAL and MAKE IT WHAT IT IS TODAY….THE END
Happy Birthday John!
Happy Birthday John! Thank you for everything you do for us Bloggers and for so many chuckles each and every day.
Looking forward to sailing with you again,
Colleen
Happy Birthday, John!!!!
Love the cake!!! Happy Birthday John!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN
Birthdays? Birthdays? We don’t need no stinkin’ birthdays!
Well, happy birthday anyway, big boy. Many happy returns.
Jon, Kathy & Stacy
Yiou nake so many people smile and laugh – I hope you get a few of your own on your Happy Birthday!!! Great news about Europe, too!!! – John
Happy Birthday John.
Happy Birthday John, we hope that it has been a really memorable day making a wonderful start to a magical year ahead.
Cheers,
Joan and Rick
Happy Birthday John!!!
You are only 25 miles away from us, Can you see us waving Bon Voyage from the DREAM?? May you have many, many, more. Thanks for all you do for all of us. Mike & Linda
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN
and many thanks for contacting our cruise director on the Fantasy, we enjoyed the bubbly and toasted you.
val
Hey, John!
Sorry it’s late…but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope it was great!
Your pal, Myra
Happy birthday John, sorry you had to spend it on the road away from your family. Soon you will be back onboard a Carnival ship and time will fly by.
Great news on Carnival returning to Europe. I know this will keep you closer to your family and make it a little easier on you. Maybe I will be able to get over there some time soon if my 401K growns back up.
Happy Birthday John!
Happy Birthday,John!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday John!!
Thanks for being THE BEST CD on “My Carnival Legend” back in October 2009 when I celebrated my 50th Birthday!
John,
Congratulations on another successful trip around the Sun! Best wishes to you on the coming year.
Happy Birthday!
(John please reply)
John,
Well Hello my Friend.
It’s been a while since I have written. I wont go into the reasons except to say we had to have some very serious surgery and an extended Hospital stay, However I am back up and almost back to 100% even if i have some funny looking scars (kinds looks a little like Miami’s street map)
I just finished reading 3 months woth of Blogs trying to get caught up on all the action.
Loved the Carnival Dreams Naming event. The video of you with the bottle had me laughing so hard i actually popped a stitch.
talk about time flying, it’s hard to believe that Key is 8 month’s old already, i am getting old.
Look , I know that you are busy getting ready to take over the Carnival Dreamso i wont tie you up, Just wanted to drop you a note to let you know that Cindy and I are back and getting ready for a much much much much need Carnival Fun time.
we just finished talking with Jose amd booked 3 cruises for this year.
I really need to just get away from doctors and hospitals and just have some fun for a while.
Cindy and i will be on the Carnival Liberty on march 6th …the Carnival Spirit on July 20th to Alaska, and Finally we get to cruise on the Carnival Dream on oct 21 cant wait.
Both Cindy and I we heartbroken to miss our Carnival Dream Bloggers Cruise but we probably would not have cleared port security with all the damm tubes that we sticking out of me.. lol
But this year , I have a new lease on life and cindy and i have vowed to make up for lost time.
Great to see that you are back at the CD job and we were really happy with the europe announcment. Cindy and I will be re joining you for the 12 day grand Med cruise. lol Lets see what evil we can plan for you …
In any case my friend, just wanted to update you and let you know that we are still with you and Carnival. We cant wait to see you in person in the Med.
Love to Heidi and Kye
Bill
Happy Birthday John! See you on the 30th on the Carnival Dream…..
All the Best,
Andrea
Hi, John!
Wishing you the very best on your birthday and always! Lots of luck, good health and happiness .
The Santanas of Miami Beach
Happy Birthday John!!
Happy Birthday John!
Love your blog thingy!
I hope our paths will cross someday
Best Regards
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!
Happy Birthday, John!
Happy Birthday John
Hope to cruise with you one day
Happy Birthday John!
Happy birthday to someone who was so nice to us as we celebrated our 59 anniversary. We are from North Dakota and you made our cruise very special. Happy Day!
Happy “Belated” Birthday, John! I hope it still was a good day for you even though you had to leave your girls and fly. I wish you all the best in the coming year. Take care and God Bless.
Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a great year!!
HB JH !
Hi John,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! my friend and I know you are going to have MANY MANY MORE!!!
Can’t wait to hear about what you did for your BIRTHDAY today!!
Give my love to Heidi and Kye,
From your #1 Bloggy Thinggy Fan
Kathy M.
All the best, John! See you on Feb. 27!!!
Happy birthday, John! I also sent you birthday wishes via Facebook!
Terri
Happy Birthday, John!
Kap
Happy Birthday John. You young man
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!
Wishing you all the best from across the pond, Sir John. Give our love to Heidi and Kye.
Lance & Ilda.
Happy Birthday John! Enjoy your day!
The secret to an enjoyable birthday is balance.
Forkful of cake,
spoonful of ice cream,
forkful of cake,
spoonful of ice cream…
Hope you had a fabulous day!
Steph
Hi John,
Happiness on the DREAM.. hope u had a wonderful day..
I booked my brother John, Rossi, on the ship. this week, and knowing him he is celebrating for you.. ! he is ITALIAN… you know how they are.
Hope to cruise with you soon.
Gloria Saponaro
Group/Event planning.
Hey John,
I hope you had a GREAT birthday and that all is well aboard the Dream. I look forward to reading about everything tomorrow.
-Matt
Happy Birthday, John!!
Happy Birthday Mate !!!!
Hi John!!
Marie & I want to wish you the Happiest of Birthdays!!
I’m glad to read that Heidi and Kye will be able to join you soon!!!
Much Love!!
Jay
May you have many more and may all your days be blessed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! :<)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!
I hope that Heidi and Kye have an uneventful trip and arrive content and happy!
Joan
John, A very Happy Birthday. Many more! Now that you grow another year older take better care of yourself. Make it a committment not only to yourself but to those two great souls back home that love you so much. Besides, we want you around a lot longer.
Ciao
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!
Happy Birthday John…… They seem to come alott faster at our age
Happy Birthday John! Thanks for your daily dose of humor…love it!
Happy Birthday John!
Happy Birthday John,
I am so sorry this is late, we were in New Orleans for the w/e and just got back. I hope you had a very happy birthday. Hoping all your birthday wishes come true.
I am so excited that Mike and I will once again be sailing with you on the Magic on September 25, 2011. It seems like such a long time, but hopefully it will go very fast.
Keep smiling John, you truly are one of the good guys.
My best to Heidi and Kye.
Happy Birthday John and Many Many More!
Happy belated birthday, John!
Your birthday is the day before mine, so I want to wish you a “Happy Laurakah” too! (Yes, I make THAT big a deal out of my birthday. LOL!)
Hope your day was grand!
Laura
Hoppy Burr’s Day Two Shoes!!
And many more! ^_^
Happy Birthday John. I arranged for a massage for you at the airport
Dear John -
Hope you had a good birthday. I have a request.. My son is a cruise fanatic! He is almost 14 so our cruising schedule is tied to his school schedule. Two years ago I went back to school (masters program) and still work full-time. He has been very supportive and why I want to do something special for him. We are sailing on the Dream May 22 (we will say for his 8th grade graduation) and I was wondering if you could do something for him??
He is such a cruise nut, he asked for Christmas for two cruises in cheap rooms instead of one with a balcony. I just laughed.
We hoping to book a couple more for this year and would love to sail with you before you retire. (We would do Fantasy w/ you but already had Dream booked when dates were announced) Hopefully your July – Oct schedule will be out soon!
Thanks for your help. He loves Carnival and everything they offer. He spends most of his time in the Circle C so he loves getting to the know the staff. Arpie
Hope you had a great birthday!
Hi John
Please reply if possible.
First of all Happy belated Birthday, and I hope you enjoyed some time off with the family.
We are sailing on our Carnival Dream in March and are very excited. Now I was hoping you could address the 300lb Gorilla in the room. The smell issue. From all accounts I have read its not something that would keep us from sailing, but we are a little concerned. We have an aft wrap booked, and most comments have been about the smell towards the aft of the ship. I would hate to have something like an odor keep us form enjoying the view. What is the cause, and what if anything can be done?
I understand your position w/ CCL may limit your ability to address this situation but anything you can add would be appreciated.
We enjoy your blog, and I hope you will continue to do it as long as you can. It is a tremendous source of information and glimpse into the life on board the ships. Keep up the great work!
Belated Happy Birthday!!
Happy Belated Birthday.
Hope you had a great celebration and are still enjoying. Sorry this is late, my dumb computer would not let me on your blog, telling me it was a security threat. also said the same about my bank, my airlines, etc. Finally my son visited and turned off the security.
Happy Belated Birthday!!
Just got home from the Carnival Liberty and catching up on the blog. I will send more on our cruise later. Thank you for the gift and Butch was awesome!!
Hope your day was wonderful and have many more!!
Gloria aka Sue
Happy Birthday to you John and may you have many many more.
John:
I had surgery one week ago today and I am sitting up just long enough to type you this message…
have a WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!!!!
ok…now it is back to bed…..
Linda (Mom of your friend ~ and a wonderful personal assistant taking great care of his MOM~ DJ)
John,
Happy Belated Birthday!! The reason why I am late is that Lynn told me that I had my head up my…… and I forgot. So hope you had a wonderful day. Love to Heidi and Kai!
Lynn and Mike (Mike writing)
John,
So sorry I am late with this Birthday wish. I sure hope that you had a VERY SPECIAL and HAPPY Birthday! You sure do deserve it! Can’t wait to cruise with you again!
Many happy wishes and blessings coming your way.
Cindy & Kevin
Happy Belated Birthday!!!
I was just told about your blog so here I am.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Your friend Susie from Bermuda