Morning everyone. I can’t sleep……so here I sit at 5:45am in my cabin…………..in my underpants. And while I sit and write in cabin 8325, CNN tells me that Tiger Woods is at a special clinic to try and be cured from wanting to have Rumpy Pumpy with anything that has a pulse.
Now doubtless there is no shortage of private clinics willing to take in a multimillionaire golfing legend with deep pockets and a seemingly incurable condition. But do you think he has ever considered the possibility – and I’m just running an idea up the flagpole here – that he is not an addict, but simply a rich, horny bugger?
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