Remembering How To Be A Cruise Director

February 1, 2010 -

John Heald -

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On Friday I opened my e mails to find out that along with the offer of a bigger penis that I had received an e-mail from a very generous chap in Nigeria asking if I could help him transfer £28 million from his late father’s account into a bank in my home town of Southend On Sea. I’d get £200,000 for helping, which seemed really generous of him. All I have to do is send him £22,000 to set up the transfer. Obviously this is a scam as one of my best mates has experienced firsthand. There is though more chance of me having rumpy pumpy with Judge Judy in a huge vat of Jell-O while Tom Jones sings It’s Not Unusual ……….than me sending money to Mr. Ugabuga.
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