I called my friend Tim Lawrence yesterday. I was his best man at his wedding and yesterday he and his wife Hazel celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary. Tim is a very successful accountant which means of course he is boring…….something I tell him all the time. He During our conversation I tried to persuade him to bring his wife and three children on a cruise……..but he won’t………because he said “didn’t you hear, they have raised the terror threat here in the UK and the States , no way am I flying.”
“Oh bollocks,” I replied.
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