While I love the names of our Carnival ships there is no doubt that some of the best names in the industry belong to Costa Cruises. They have the Fortuna, the Luminosa, and the Romantica.
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The entertainment techs here on your Carnival Dream along with a splattering of musicians and others within my department extremely excited. I saw some of them gathered around a laptop backstage yesterday and judging by the “ooohss and ahhhs” they were I thought looking at close up photos of Megan Fox’s bottom. But they weren’t.
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On Friday I opened my e mails to find out that along with the offer of a bigger penis that I had received an e-mail from a very generous chap in Nigeria asking if I could help him transfer £28 million from his late father’s account into a bank in my home town of Southend On Sea. I’d get £200,000 for helping, which seemed really generous of him. All I have to do is send him £22,000 to set up the transfer. Obviously this is a scam as one of my best mates has experienced firsthand. There is though more chance of me having rumpy pumpy with Judge Judy in a huge vat of Jell-O while Tom Jones sings It’s Not Unusual ……….than me sending money to Mr. Ugabuga.
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