It’s Saturday morning and I have just returned from 25 minutes of peace and quiet in the bathroom. Unfortunately as I sat down to release my body of the 2 pounds of suckling pig I had eaten the night before I realised that I had no reading material……………….bugger. To my horror the only thing available to me was one of Heidi’s girly magazine’s called something like Hair and Beauty or Slim Hair or Beautiful Vogue or Slim Voguemopolitan or something like this. It was either read this or sit there doing bugger all while I waited for Percy the Pig to make an appearance.
And so I read her magazine.
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