By Royal Appointment

I know a chap that works for Carnival who smokes Camel cigarettes and won’t ever smoke anything else. He does this because back in the day when companies were allowed to advertise their products on television, the man in the Camel ad was a pilot and back then pilots were very cool.  I will only wear Marks and Spencer’s underpants. I have no idea why, but having got through half a million of the things, I’m not about to change any time soon. There may be underpants on the market that are cheaper or made to a higher standard or more suited to my small at the front big at the back requirements but I am not interested in finding out. There is only one alternative to wearing Marks and Spencer underpants and that not wearing any at all.
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