Things in the Heald household are slowly getting back to normal. Kye loves me and I love her and last night I realised I loved my wife Heidi and wanted to express that love by offering her the chance to see me naked as I offered her some luxurious rumpy pumpy. Her reply was somewhat shocking as she looked at me and said “tell you what, you empty the dishwasher and I will think about it.”
Yep……my wife couldn’t possibly consider some horizontal refreshment with so many plates and cups in the sodding dishwasher.
I feel the same way about dishwashers as I do the French …………they cause more trouble than they’re worth.
Dishwashers were invented by the devil himself. Now I know what you’re thinking – it’s a “labour saving device” but that is bollocks……..yes really it is………..what, you don’t believe me….well let me explain.
How much time do you spend feeding the damn thing as you scrape, stack, wait an hour, unstack, realise the dish washer tablet thingy has fallen out and everything’s still covered in old bits of spotted dick and Spam. So then you have to do it all again to find the plates still wearing hard-baked crusty bits so you must scrub them in the sink, which is what you should have done in the first place…..agghhhhhhhhhhh!
And the smell when you open the door is disgusting…….it’s like shoving your head inside a Skunk’s scrotum.
But what I hate about it the most is the number of bollockings I get because of it. Here I am, home again after a traumatic experience on the Carnival Splendor hoping that I will be enveloped in a cocoon of sympathy and love……..but oh no.
“Not like that – you’ll block the spinning arms!”
“Will you be careful, that’s our best plates. They don’t go on the top shelf do they you idiot.”
Heidi will tell me it’s my job to fill the machine and yet she guards the bloody thing like a soldier outside Buckingham Palace. This means if I try switching it on I will get a swift kick in the bollocks accompanied by “It’s not full is it?” Heidi will then point to a tiny bit of space the size of a hamster’s penis that she expects me to get a Wok and three bowls into.
And when it’s finished washing the pots and pans, it makes a beeping noise. And if I don’t empty it immediately it beeps again. And then again. So because of all of this and because it now decides if I get any rumpy pumpy I am going to smash it to bits with an axe.
So I opened the door, axe in hand ready to end its life and the vicious bastard sent a gust of smouldering hot steam which burnt half my face off. I now need plastic surgery to avoid being so ugly people think I’m a Norwegian cruise ship.
As I am obviously not getting any rumpy pumpy……let’s do some Q and A instead.
Here we go.
Ernie/cruizer4662 Asked:
John, please reply:I understand there are 2 Captains on each ship, the Main Captain and the Staff Captain. Can you explain for me what each one has for a job description. Thanks for all you do and kiss the girls good bye for all of us who follow your blog thingy and your facebook. I enjoy both of them and having met you on the BC3 you are more personal to me.
Your friend,
ERNIEJohn Says:
Hello Ernie/cruizer4662,You are correct, Ernie. The Captain’s right hand is called the Staff Captain. He is second in command of the vessel and is referred to by some cruise lines and in various world navies as the Executive Officer. He has the same qualifications as the Captain and is able to take over at anytime. In fact it’s interesting that the first officer and the second officer also have a Master’s licence (spelt correctly) as well. The Staff Captain is also in charge of the maintenance of the entire outside of the vessel and has a team of joiners, carpenters, plumbers etc who are responsible for the upkeep of the ship. He is also in charge of a separate team of sailors who are charged with the upkeep of the lifeboats and other life saving appliances.
The Staff Captain is also the Ship’s Security Officer which means the Chief Security Officer and the security guards all report to him as well. All the current Carnival Captain’s were all Staff Captains at one point in time as Carnival always promotes to Captain from within the company. I hope this answers your question and many thanks for the kind words.
Best wishes
JohnTracy Asked:
John – please respond.What actor is on the ship? can u tell me? or no if it’s tom cruise or brad pitt i dont like them 2.hope you are enjoying your time with the girls. and if i didnt say it try for the booth on the liberty. and the aft dining room. i loved half moon cay. so why did carnival call it that?
John Says:
Hello Tracy,I am guessing you were referring to Mr Cloonpitt who told me he was a famous actor and therefore I could not show him performing in the welcome aboard show on the cabin tv’s. We also had a winner from the show Survivor on recently (bugger, I forget his name) and my last week on the Carnival Splendor we had a famous baseball coach of a team called the ummmm……ummmmm…..Orio Cookies or something like that.
I am so glad you enjoyed the paradise that is Half Moon Cay. The word “Cay” means small low island and in that region of the Bahamas there are lots of “Cays ” including Princess Cay and others. Why Half Moon? Well I think it might be because the island is shaped like a crescent moon or maybe when it was discovered the moonlight was shining on the still deep blue water or maybe the Manager of the island, Matthew, saw one of the locals wearing their pants low down and saw a half moon rising. I will find out though Tracy.
Best wishes
JohnSeth K Asked:
John, Please ReplyI agree with Al’s comment that the Carnival ships need to respect that not everyone celebrates Christmas. I was on the Miracle last holiday season and found it offensive that Christmas was forced on all the guests from the music to the decorations and even the crew telling us to have a merry Christmas. The United States is a melting pot of religious beliefs and that’s why you will always hear “happy holidays” in public service areas and shopping malls etc. I suggest Carnival remembers this as it will for sure attract more people to cruise during the holiday season. I suggest you train your crew to say “happy holidays” as this will not cause offence.
Seth
Long IslandJohn Says:
Hello Seth,I think that we offer a good balance onboard by offering both the traditional Christmas celebration as well as the Hanukkah candle lighting ceremony around the menorah that is placed in the lobby of every ship. I think our staff will normally say a combination of both “Merry Christmas ” and ” happy holidays ” because for as many people who do not celebrate Christmas onboard there are just as many guests or more that do. We will continue to do our best to appease everyone.
Thanks so much for taking the time to write.
Best wishes
JohnFancy Nancy Asked:
John Reply pleaseThank you so very much for helping with our cruise. You may remember I wrote to you about my Father who retired this year after 38 years in the United States Army serving in Vietnam and the first Iraq war during which he received a Purple Heart after being shot in an ambush. The table you arranged as well as the personal note from you and Captain Queirolo wishing him a happy retirement was amazing and he will treasure that and his gold ship on a stick forever and he also loved the chocolate strawberries you sent.
The Dream was wonderful and our waiter Maria was the best we have ever had in 17 cruises. This was also our first Carnival cruise and we have now said goodbye to the nothing of the seas ha ha ha and have booked to cruise on the Valor in February. Thanks so much for making Dad feel special, you are one of a kind.
Now my question. Is there any chance of you being the Cruise Director on the Valor. I know Dad would love to meet you.
Thank you again
Nancy, Ray, Mary and JamesJohn Says:
Hello Fancy Nancy,I am so glad you and the family had a great time on your Carnival Dream and that everything I asked my colleagues to help me arrange came to pass. I am even happier to know that you so enjoyed your first Carnival cruise that you have decided to book another one. Unfortunately I won’t be on the Carnival Valor but I know whoever will be the CD will help arrange anything you may need. Once again, please wish your father a very happy retirement and thank him for his service.
Best wishes to you all
JohnOLDMAN Asked:
John Reply when you can.When is the CD schedule for 2011 coming out?
Later,
J.L.John Says:
Hello Oldman,Chris Prideaux at head office is working on it now. I will chase him up and see if I get him to send us a working copy. As soon as I have it I will of course post it here for you to review.
Best wishes
JohnTom Asked:
John, please replyI too am diabetic and was in the same situation with the A1C results.
My doctor put me on a new medication and not only has my blood sugar dropped but one of the side effects is that you lose weight.Honest to gawd, I lost 30 pounds. The name of the drug is Victoza. It is an injection you take once a day. Very easy. it comes in a self contained “pen”. Ask about it. Please try it. It also helps with the mood swings associated with diabetes.
John Says:
Hello Tom,Ahhh yes…..the mood swings. For me that’s the most difficult thing for me to handle when I am at work. There are days when any diabetic will tell you all you want to do is crawl back into bed and do bugger all. I can only imagine what true depression feels like because I know I have had days where it has taken all my strength to walk out of the cabin and onto the stage and be happy and funny.
My last A1C was 6.3 which everyone tells me is good yet my doctor wants me under 6. I am really trying and sticking to my diet while I am at home. Thanks so much for the kind advice and I will research what you have said.
I wish you normal sugar readings and a happy and healthy life.
Best wishes
JohnChris Packard Asked:
John{ Please Reply}One problem with the areas that a smoker can enjoy the night life on the ship is that the few places that we can smoke don’t really have any entertainment. I am not a sports fan so sitting in the sports bar watching a game or news is not what I consider “night life”. Right now we still have a few places to go that we can have fun however if Carnival goes fleetwide with non-smoking in the Piano and Disco than that will pretty much leave the casino,Cigar bar {not much entertainment last couple cruises} and the sports bar.
There is one thing that might be done in the non-smoking venues. You could figure out a way to reserve the seat or table that the person is sitting at so they would have a place to come back to after their smoke. It would be a small gesture to show that we aren’t considered too low on the class scale.
Carnival has over the years implemented stricter smoking bans trying to make everyone’s vacation pleasant which I am all for. The problem is that a lot of non-smokers come into the areas that we can have a smoke and complain. For example on my last cruise my wife and I were on the Lido smoking side and a group of three ladies sat down beside us and immediately started to complain about my smoking. It was ignored until they made very rude remarks about my wife, trash and smoking. When I asked the wait staff to do something they called security however they did nothing causing us to have to move away. This was a very humiliating situation especially for my wife since these ladies were very vocal about what they thought….This was a smoking area!
I guess what I am trying to point out is that no matter what you do the non-smokers will not be content. I truly hope that Carnival can come up with a way to let everyone enjoy their vacation….GOOD LUCK
John Says:
Hello Chris Packard,Yes, I have documented a few times here on the blog thingy that while smoking a cigar in smoking areas I have been subjected to some ridicule from non smokers and being a crew member I often have to surrender my $20 cigar and bugger off.
The seat saving idea is a good one but I would expect impossible to control. What we offer now on most of our ships is a smoking lounge that has live music. The cigar bars on Destiny, Conquest, Splendor and Dream class ships all have live entertainment in the form of Latin trios and other live musical performers.
There is no doubt that the world is changing its policies towards smokers and if you look really closely at the situation it appears the cruise industry is one of the last bastions where smokers can smoke in public bars and lounges. We will continue to do our best to support both the smokers and non smokers. Thanks for the kind words.
Best wishes
JohnCarol R Asked:
Dear John,We are loyal Carnival cruisers, Platinum in fact, and I thought I’d never be writing to you with a request. My husband and I prefer a table for two and I always drop by the Maitre d’ early on the first day to request the table for two. They are always wonderful and almost always our requests are granted. We are sailing again on November 4th aboard the Carnival Spirit to celebrate our Wedding Anniversary. For the first time I’m a little nervous we might not have our request granted since the Anytime Dining folks will be seated in half of the dining room.
John, can you please pass along my request for a table for two along the rail in the upper level of the dining room? We’re confirmed for second seating and want to keep that. Thanks so much!
CHEERS!
Walt & Carol RouxelJohn Says:
Hello Carol ROh bugger. I am too late getting to this. I have to find a better way to help people and will work on this with the 49 people whose name start with an E and the 344 Stephanies.
Please forgive me for not helping you and please know how much your loyalty to Carnival means to me. I hope you had a brilliant time.
Best wishes
JohnPhoenix Asked:
please replyIn the past few years, you’ve gotten rid of or changed the following…..
1) Welcome aboard rum swizzle party. John comments: we stopped this many years ago
2) Dinner waiter was also your breakfast/lunch waiter . John comments: you can always request this if he or she is working
3) Captains cocktail party. John comments: complimentary drinks at the farewell party.
4) Baked alaska/cherries jubilee parade . John comments: chocolate melting cake EVERY NIGHT
5) Large lobster. John comments: no charge for the lobster and it comes with shrimp and you can ask for as much lobster as you want.
6) Filet mignon. John comments: it’s still there accompanied by Short ribs – and the flat iron steak is complimentary every night
7) Fresh squeeze oj. John comments: oranges are available every morning at breakfast – sit on them
8 ) President brand butter. John comments: the new brand is much tastier and like Paris Hilton……spreads easier
9)Pizza with real cheese. John comments: what?
10) everyone got a pin. John comments: Yep, you got me there. Carnival gives every Platinum guest a pin. Hopefully you will be a Platinum guest one day
11) Reasonable drink prices. John comments: They are competitive with the rest of the cruise industry and cheaper than most hotels and resorts.
12) Camp Carnival kids got helium balloons and goody bag on boarding. John comments: I have been with the company for 24 years and I can promise you we never ever gave the kids helium balloons.
13)Midnight Gala buffet. John comments: Yes we did stop this and although we replaced them with the midnight snacks and keep the grill and deli open and still have 24 free room service and a 24 hour complimentary pizzeria……..I also miss the midnight buffet.
14) nightly midnight buffet(not as fancy as gala, but still good). John comments: replaced by the midnight snack and other options as indicated above.
15) better quality shampoo/shower wash. John comments: I think most people bring their own and the amenities we leave in all cabins are as good if not better than most of the more expensive lines.
16) fruit punch. John comments: yep, we did cut this due to the stains it left on carpets etc. I would like to see this back
17) Prime rib served once in the buffet area. John comments: we serve the flat iron steak and or a beef carving every night at the alternative dinner on lido deck
18) Formal nights where people actually dressed up, it was special. John comments: depending on the demographics and where the ship sails out of I think many still do Plus times are changing and formal dress for dinner etc is changing.
What’s next? An extra charge for food in the main dining room?
John Says:
Hello Phoenix,It’s always hard for me to give a serious answer to a comment like this when people hide behind screen names like Phoenix. I listed my comments above but the most important fact remains that that the value for money that a Carnival cruise offers is second to none.
I hope that you are not one of those ummmm….trollies ……..trollops……bugger forgot the word………you know someone who has never cruised with Carnival and posts something just to be disruptive………….tripes……….help me out someone will you………and you have posted this because you are a devoted Carnival fan who is concerned about the product. I hope the latter is true.
Best wishes
John
That’s all for today and I will be back on Monday with more. Just one thing though with regard to the comment about Christmas. I think we are truly respectful onboard to the guests who do and don’t celebrate Christmas. But I am trying to think if our crew are told to say “happy holidays” and not “happy or merry Christmas.” And you know what I don’t think they are. So my question to you is should they? Let me know what you think please.
There have been quite a few changes at Carnival HQ these past few months and one has been that we have welcomed a new Senior Vice President of Hotel Operations. As this chap will have a direct influence on your cruise vacation and what happens onboard I thought it might be nice for you to meet him. So ladies and gents please would you give a very warm welcome to Mr. Mark Tamis…………..here he is.
Mark, please tell us about your journey from school to your current position at Carnival Cruise Lines.
o My first job out of University was as an hourly Housekeeping Supervisor at Four Seasons Las Colinas in Texas. I spent the next 15 years with Four Seasons in Texas, Santa Barbara California, Nevis in the West Indies and finally in Newport Beach, California. When people learn of my 15 years experience with Four Seasons Hotels they often ask me in a surprised tone, you’re working for Carnival now? However, when I started with Four Seasons in 1988 we had about 8 properties and I had the privilege of interviewing with and being hired by Isadore Sharp. I was as impressed with him as a person, as I was of how he built his company on the “Golden Rule” of treating others how you wish to be treated. So simple. So true. And Carnival certainly follows that credo. He also told me about his experience learning the “service industry” while attending McDonald’s University in Canada, compliments of a friend of his whom at the time was President of McDonald’s Canada. I learned from “Issy” that it is not about what level of experience you are creating for your guest, but it IS about understanding your guests’ needs and exceeding your guests’ expectations.
I left Four Seasons in 2003 to join Ian Schrager as General Manager of Delano in Miami Beach, Florida. It was an amazing opportunity to work for yet another visionary in the hospitality industry. I expanded my role to Area Vice President overseeing the operations for Ian Schrager Hotels, which became Morgans Hotel Group, in the Southeast. When Ian started his new company, Ian Schrager Company, I jumped at the opportunity to run the operations of his new venture, including his joint venture with Marriott Hotels called Editions Hotels. However, with Ian’s operations based in New York City I commuted for 16 months from Miami Beach every week. The separation weekly from my wife Amanda, whom I celebrated 20 years of loving marriage with this week, and our three amazing kids, proved too much, and I was able to find a great opportunity with friends of mine who developed The Setai brand with their first property in Miami Beach. I was just getting started in my role with Michael and Jonathan Breene as COO of The Setai Hotels and Resorts when the “Carnival” call came in. I could not pass up, what I consider to be an opportunity of a lifetime, so here I am!
Can you tell us what your job as Senior Vice President of Hotel Operations involves?
I am privileged to be part of an amazing team with Ian Smith, Stefan Christoffersson, JC Trueba and Cyrus Marfatia overseeing all Housekeeping, Guest Services, Entertainment and Dining Operations on board our fleet.
You recently sailed on two of our ships. What was your impression of the product and what areas really impressed you?
o I took my family on Carnival Fascination in 2007 for a multi-generational vacation celebrating my parent’s wedding anniversary and my daughter’s birthday so I knew what to expect, and I was not disappointed. What was amazing was the overwhelming sense of welcome I have felt since joining the Carnival family both shore side and onboard. One moment that really did impress me was during Marcus Anthony’s performance on the Carnival Legend. Marcus had 4 couples on stage to slow dance to “You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling” by The Righteous Brothers. Now I was ready for the emotion exhibited by those 4 adorable couples, as they had volunteered to dance on stage after all. What I wasn’t prepared for was when Marcus invited “all those who DO have that loving feeling” to stand up and dance with the one they love… No less than 200 couples sprung up out of their seats and joined in on the dance. When I watch a show I love to watch the audience as much as the performers and the looks that I saw on our guests’ faces as they looked into the eyes of the ones they loved was just amazing. I was actually a little choked up! After all, for me nothing will create a memorable moment as when we can facilitate our guests to emotionally connect with each other!
As the blog has always been an open and honest one I also have to ask what areas you are going to want to try and improve on and what projects are at the top of your list?
For me, I know, I believe that in order to create a consistently fun and memorable experience, we have to create the same for our crew on board. When they are happy and have the tools to do their job and feel the love from their leaders then I know they will do whatever is humanly possible to create that same experience for our guests!
On a personal note I want to say I was so impressed when I read about the charity work you are involved in and the work you and your family do. So I wondered if you could tell us a little about your family and then about how you and they are putting so much back into the community.
Thanks John! That means a lot to me. My daughter Isabella and I started a charity called Dads for Giving when she was only three years old. The story of how it came to be is at www.dadsforgiving.org. Now Isabella and her twin brothers Harry and Ricky (and their friends) lead the efforts every year around Thanksgiving time. I am so proud of my kids for not only what they do every year, but how comfortable they have become in understanding how important it is to be grateful and give back to the community that gives us so much. We are gearing up again to feed 500 homeless citizens of Miami and Miami Beach on Thanksgiving Day…
We will soon be having our new ship Carnival Magic. What do you think will be some of the highlights of this brilliant new ship?
I can’t wait for Cucina del Capitano. I attended the final food tasting which was lead by Cyrus Marfatia on Carnival Liberty about two weeks ago. Our Chef, Sanjay Dhall, who has developed the family-style Italian menu is truly world class. I won’t say which one, but I ate at one of the best Italian restaurants in South Florida the day before the tasting and the food at our tasting was BETTER! Not only that, but I truly believe that when launched it will be the best value Italian dining experience, not only on the seas, but maybe in the world!
Mark – you were in the command centre during the Carnival Splendor incident. Can you tell us what your perspective of what happened.I entered the Command Centre (spelled incorrectly) in Miami at approximately 9:30 AM and immediately grasped the severity of the situation. I hadn’t even been on the job for 4 weeks, so many of the team already around the table I was meeting for the first time. Many I had meet via email, but now I was not only able to put a face to a name but I was seeing firsthand what these individuals truly had been trained for years to do. Ship blue prints were spread around the table and the large screen monitors showed satellite images of the ship positioning in the Pacific. As you know those first few hours were all about extinguishing the fire and focused on the safety of the guests and crew. We were listening live to the bridge, second by second and minute by minute. The tension was incredible as we were receiving status reports every few minutes. For some reason I kept thinking about Apollo 13. I was only a little kid during the 1970 mission, but I still remember being huddled around the black and white TV with my parents and feeling like I was there with James Lovell, John Swigert and Fred Haise.
One of my first thoughts after pulling up the Shipboard Management Directory for Splendor was how fortunate we were to have such an experienced group of leaders on board. Listening to the calm yet focused nature in your voice, in Duncan Puttock’s voice and in Captain Cupisti’s voice made me feel that we were going to be ok, and again I felt like I was there with you and I was hoping that you all were feeling the support that was in that room. I, just like everyone else in that room, never left for the remainder of the day and I really did feel guilty when the pizza was delivered at about 9 PM EST just as sunset was completing on the West Coast and night had fallen on Splendor. Next thing I knew it was almost 2:00 AM EST when I left the room for the night and headed for home knowing that Splendor was in the best possible hands.
And finally as is tradition here its time to talk about you. Please fill in the blanks
Favourite Actress?
I am all about mixing the classic and the new! Katherine Hepburn and Julliane Moore
Favourite Actor?
Marlon Brando and Jamie Foxx
Favourite Movie?
An Officer and a Gentleman for sure! The greatest story about how any one, from anywhere if they are willing to do the hard work can achieve whatever dream they can conceive, and get the girl too!
Favourite Music?
Bruce Springsteen, I am 3rd Generation New Jersey after all!
Eye Phone or Blackberry?
Blackberry, although my amazing boss, Ruben Rodriguez is going to get me to go IPhone soon!
Thanks Mark……..we all welcome you aboard and it is obvious that with your experience in the hotel industry that you are going to bring some brilliant ideas with you and we all look forward to seeing them implemented.
I am sure we would all like to congratulate Mark and his family on the wonderful way they are giving back to their community as well. It’s something that I hope Kye and I can do as father and daughter one day in the future.
So welcome aboard once again Mark and we all wish you a long and happy career here at Carnival.
Oh just one last thing……..please don’t get an Eyephone…….it’s only one step away from growing a beard and eating Tofu for lunch.
Well it’s been a strange week and compared to how I felt when I arrived on Saturday I feel 100% better now. I have one more week at home before heading back to the States on Sunday 28th for those bloggers meetings and my trip to St Jude Children’s Hospital.
Back on the Carnival Splendor the technicians and repair teams are arriving onboard and before they can start to repair the damage and replace the destroyed parts there is the huge job of cleaning up the engine room not only from fire damage but from the remains of the water and the CO2. It’s a huge job and I will keep you informed as to what is happening. Some of you have asked me questions on my Facebook thingy page about what the repairs will actually involve. Well honestly………….like what happens if you sneeze while wearing a Burkah…………and why anyone would want their nipples pierced………….I have no idea. Nearer the time of the ship returning to service though I promise I will interview a man who does know so we can discover what has been going on. Once again it is my full intention to join the ship as her CD for that first week back.
So as I mentioned I didn’t get ant rumpy pumpy last night thanks to the bastard dishwasher. And this morning at 7:20am I retired to the peace and solace of the bathroom where I happened upon one of Heidi’s magazines……..Cosmovogue or Men Are Bastards Weekly……..one of those types of mags. One of the articles was about what men expect to happen in the bedroom and bloody hell and suggested that the women get their husbands or partners to take a “simple test ” to discover if they were a George Clooney or a Benedictine Monk in the bedroom.
It won’t take the CSI team to discover that I am, according to the test I took while sitting on the toilet………….a 100% total and utter monk. I won’t bore you with the details but apparently opening my bathrobe and shouting “fancy some Carnival Ecstasy” every time I return to the bedroom after a shower doesn’t get my wife feeling sexy.
After failing the test miserably I read that women are looking for fun and compassion……….. and of course jewelery. A diamond is according to the magazine………foreplay.
Fun is also apparently very important and while I may not have Brad Pitt’s body I do consider myself fun. And so armed with this information I returned to the bedroom this morning and in the same vain as a children’s party entertainer I jokingly pretended to twist my thingy into the shape of a fancy poodle.
After reading the magazine article I expected that Heidi would laugh hysterically and then throw me on the bed and …..well….you know. It ummmm didn’t quite work out like that. Instead she said “I want a divorce. I’m taking Kye”. Now put it away before I twist it into Funship Freddy.”
See you on FB over the weekend and back here on the Blog on Monday.
Goodnight
Your friend
John
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MAYBE THE PERSON WHO DOES NOT LIKE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS SHOULD STAY AT HOME AND CRUISE AT ANOTHER TIME.
Rita,
That is exactly what I was going to say. All these complainers better look in the mirror instead of blaming Carnival for their personal inadequacies, and all the things they want for the price of a cruise. Maybe these people belong on other cruise lines instead of the funships with great people.
I am with you on that one. For a couple of years we had a holiday tree. What exactly is that. After much complaining by employees management finally went back to a christmas tree. PC stuff just bugs the heck out of me.
OMG a Holiday tree,,thats funny!!
Maybe Seth should just move to another country where he would be subjected to a beheading for making comments about the traditions in which they believe. Becky is so right in stating that this country was founded on CHRISTIAN principles. If you don’t like it, leave or keep your mouth shut. I’m sick and tired of the PC mentality…I hope Carnival, and every other cruise line (hotel, mall, restaurant) continues to offer a “very Merry Christmas”.
I’m sorry. I don’t understand this statement. A cruise ship filled with international guests and crew calling on foreign ports is not “a country,’ and so I fail to see where Christian principles would prevail, however, I’m sure that Jesus suggested that we all “do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” and I’m also sure that extending love and kindness to all people is never the wrong thing to do. “Happy Holidays” seems to be more in line with the “Christian spirit” that you speak of than does excluding others and telling them to leave if they don’t like it.
Very Christian like JoEllen… It’s people like you that give Christians a bad name. Just remember Jesus was a Jew.
We sail over the holidays every year and Carnival is always very supportive of the holiday traditions others religious beliefs. Carnival has never been the issue, JoEllen and those that agree with her always seem to be.
I bet Seth also thinks we shouldn’t display the American flag on our public buildings because it offends him.
John:
As far as Merry Christmas is concerned, like it or not, the Al and Seth’s of the world need to understand that America is 76.5% CHRISTIAN.
81% identify themselves with a “religious sect”……but 76.5% are Christian specifically.
America was founded, is now and (hopefully) will always be a Judeo Christian nation.
So yes, as long as Carnival has the Christmas and Jewish holiday acknowledgements on their ships….they are getting it 100% correct.
December 25th is not “holiday day”….it is CHRISTMAS DAY.
Enjoy a quiet weekend…..we will be PACKING!! woo hoo
Linda (Mom of your friend DJ)
I think he is mad because there is no National A$$hole day for him to say, “I’m an a$$hole and wish you a Runny a$$hole day”.
BIG Ed
Ed, I think you and John will like this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JoKJsjtLxw
Big Ed’s Little Cousin
Maribeth Kring
Well Said
Well said, Linda! Merry Christmas and may you have a wonderful cruise!
~Deb
And we Christians need to stand up for these beliefs, just as you have done. Thank you and God bless you!
You are so right!! Merry Christmas!!
A skunk’s scrotum? That must be bad, right?
It can’t be good eh…LOL..:)
It’s good to hear you getting back to normal. I watched the Splendor being repositioned to her temporary home for repairs. I hope they’re completed early . She’s a gorgeous ship and belongs at sea.
Welcome, Mark Tamis!!! I’m sure he’ll be a brilliant addition to the Carnival family.
Enjoy your remaining week at home, John. Here’s hoping the rumpy pumpy situation improves soon!!!
Ciao!
Host Mach
Host Mach,
I just saw it on FOX NEWS being relocated to a terminal for repair.
BIG Ed
Brilliant John, just Brilliant!
I didn’t think I would ever do this, but I will be sailing on the Fascination on Dec. 6th and I would like to humbly request a table for four. I am bringing along a new cruiser and two who have cruised once (with Admiral Cruise Lines in the late 80′s I think) so I am very excited to introduce them to Carnival. We have early seating in the Sensation Dining Room and I would really like to have a table to ourselves on this cruise. This is my third Carnival cruise and I can’t think of one negative incident in the past two cruises, Carnival is the only cruise line I would ever consider. And I LOVE your blog and your willingness to share your life with so many strangers. God bless you, you are a blessing to many!
Debbie,
You need to send this back in to John, but put “Please Reply” and do it today if you can.
Debby,
You may want to post again with J”OHN, PLEASE RESPOND” at the top, or he won’t see your request.
Lisa
John,
I just can’t resist this. After hearing the news, and seeing the pictures, the “picnic” looked so fun that Joyce and I had to try it out. Having a “little” electrical work done. Got “bollocks-ed” up. Helper didn’t arrive, etc. So we are on “emergency” power for 3 days. We can go elsewhere for sandwiches though.
Mike
John, Some “Carnival Ecstasy”? HA HA HA. “Phoenix” The one thing you left off one your questions there was the fact WHY ARE YOU STILL here then? Go off to some other cruise line, I think Overcrowded of the Seas and the Asinine of the Seas will most likely have room for you and 5000 of you other whiners!
Big Fans as Allways,
Frank and Bridie
well said!!
HA!!!YES!!!!!
-Sanra
NB,Canada
John since the crew is from different nations and of different religions why don’t you tell them to wish the guest whatever they would normaly say. If I’m first to greet someone during the Holidays I say Marry Christmas. If their first I respond with what they said. When I’m shopping in a story that told their employees to say Happy Holidays I will reply Happy Holidays and I also wish you a Merry Christmas.
I think it would be enjoyable to hear how each one of the crew greeted me during the Holidays.
May I be the first to wish all a MERRY CHRISTMAS.
BIG Ed
I agree with you Ed. It would also be nice if the staff even greated you in both english and in their native tongue. It would be nice to hear Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays in all the different launguages.
Happy Thanksgiving Ed. Let us be thankful for the wonderful and interesting people in our lives. I happen to agree, let each crew member use whatever they are comfortable with. Anyone know what the Islamic equivalent is? Many of the crew are Muslim, and that is ok by me.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and Pat. Count down is under 100. Woo Hoo.
MERRY Christmas and Have a Great Thanksgiving Holiday to my USA Neighbours!!!!
-Sandra
NB,Canada
My favorite line from today’s blog: “7) Fresh squeeze oj. John comments: oranges are available every morning at breakfast – sit on them” – That made me giggle!
Seth K,
I hope you won’t be offended if I tell you Merry Christmas. I certainly won’t be offended if you tell me Happy Hanukkah in return. I am of the opinion that one should greet others in the way they wish without anybody getting offended. If someone tells me Happy Holidays, I prefer to respond with Merry Christmas!
LMAO,,Tee Hee I love the oj comment, too,,
Hope she was kidding about the divorce. And i think Possibly Happy Holidays would be better. I celebrate Christmas but of course some don’t
Oh joy, the “holidays” are here and the eternal debate of “Happy Holidays” vs. “Merry Christmas”. No matter what you do, you’ll offend someone. A friend of mine was in a store a few years ago, and the clerk finished the transaction with “Happy whatever it is you celebrate.” I worked for a company (“The Man”) a few years back and on a company letter to customers “Happy Holidays” was at the bottom. It wasn’t long until management received a letter from an angry man who was canceling his business because “The Man” was not saying “Merry Christmas”. You say Happy Holidays, you make the Christians mad. You say Merry Christmas, you make everyone else mad it seems. If I was offended by Christmas, I would not go on a cruise during Christmas. It seems like people could just be tolerant of either verbiage. An individual who doesn’t celebrate Christmas doesn’t have to get offended, just nod and move on with your life if someone tells you “Merry Christmas”, you could even reply back with “Happy *insert your holiday here* if ever so inclined. Just as someone who celebrates Christmas doesn’t have to get offended if someone says “Happy Holidays”. As for directing staff to say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” I say let them say whatever they’re comfortable with. It’s really not a personal greeting if someone is saying something because of a corporate directive. If I were personally told to “say this, not this” I would just avoid the situation all together and just use generic every day greetings. I went on a Thanksgiving cruise a few years back and the ship was full. So I’m not sure “Sail we us, we don’t say Merry Christmas” would really matter as a marketing campaign. In fact I think you would end up losing more than you would be gaining.
Make that..
I’m not sure “Sail with us, we don’t say Merry Christmas” would really matter as a marketing campaign.
John – As someone who does not celebrate Christmas, let me assure you that I am never offended when someone expresses a Merry Christmas sentiment. Our family was on board the Glory two years ago during Hanuka and we appreciated the group candle lighting in the lobby – candles in the rooms would not be a good idea – and the latkes were great.
Hanuka is a relatively minor holiday that has been inflated by virtue of its proximity to that other winter holiday. I know that most of your passengers do celebrate the Christmas holiday and there is nothing wrong with a few extra good wishes going around.
It would be nice if there would be a way to request a challa (braided egg bread) and kosher grape juice for family Friday night dinners.
As an aside, our family was booked on the Splendor for the Dec 26 sailing and have been re-booked on the Spirit that week. Your ‘Smoke on the Water’ series made for compelling reading and I used it as an example of best practices in a social media seminar.
Enjoy your break – I hope we’ll be on your ship sometime to share a wee dram and cigar.
I really appreciated your coverage of the accident. Being an engineer type, I would like to learn about the details of the damage assesment, repair plans, and engineering lessons learned. This type of accident can be a real “learning experience” for the designers of cruise ships.
I can really appreciate the challenges your on-board engineering teams faced and would like to hear more about them.
Any suggestions as to where I might find them?
Don’t twist your thingy too much; they can break off!
Cheers,
John
John,
Merry Christmas is what I would prefer, but I try to be sensitive to all who celebrate the holidays. I think Happy Holidays would be the best greeting if the crew member were going to say something. The majority of folks do celebrate some sort of holiday in Oct, Nov and or Dec.
Stop reading those fool magazines! No one believes a word they say!
And when opening a dishwasher, stand to the side FAR away! Let the steam escape and then empty said dishes!
Julie
Welcome to Mark Tamis!
John, sorry about the dishwasher business that’s going on at your home. Sometimes it’s more of a chore than you’d think it would be, and in this case, it’s downright acting against you. Despite that, have a good weekend.
Hugs,
Shannan
Hi Joh,
Since Heidi’s in a “reluctant” mood, I surely do hope you spared the dishwasher the ax….! Must admit, though, unloading the clean dishes is one of my least favorite chores. Better luck to you and Poodles!
Nancy
John, I am happy to say that I work for a company that directed their people to answer the phones with Merry Christmas. Now if an EMPLOYEE has a problem with that, then they MAY use Happy Holidays, but I’m guessing 90% say Merry Christmas.
Please don’t ask them to stop saying Merry Christmas. It is Christmas to the vast majority of Carnivals customers and so few people say it for fear of offending someone.
Thank you, Jen. You are so right!
John, I agree with Jen 100%!! I LOVE hearing “Merry Christmas”!
Agree with Jen, Elizabeth and Sheri. I used to own several businesses, and it was the politically correct thing to do that the cards said “Happy Holidays” as they mostly went to other business establishments. However, when dealing with individuals, politically correct is not nearly as correct as genuine sincerity. Since Carnival has only one itinerary (basically) in Europe, please stick to “Merry Christmas”!
The season is all about Christmas and Channukah. We all don’t celebrate Rahmadon (forgive spelling errors) or Yom Kippur (as examples), but those that do celebrate those holidays don’t have to “dumb down” the name of their holidays just because we do not celebrate them; why should we?
Speaking for my family – a bizarre blend of Shinto, spiritualism and paganism if there ever was one, with an agnostic thrown in to keep things interesting – none of us have any problem with anyone wishing us a Merry Christmas, and we have no problem wishing it right back to you.
There’s more important things in the world to worry about, sad and terrible things – people need to be offended less about little stupid things, and care more about other people as humans. I have a feeling that’s what Jesus would have wanted His followers to do, not get up all in arms because someone wished them Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.
John, I hope that Heidi’s response to your umm… poodle was in jest. Just in case, I’ll say an extra prayer for your family.
Seth, while you don’t celebrate Christmas, more than 80% of Americans are Christian – and another 10% or so aren’t Christian but choose to celebrate Christmas in some way. The majority are celebrating the holiday, enjoying themselves, and embracing mankind in a way that happens only at this time of year. If you are offended by a wish of good tidings from a well-meaning crew member, you might want to skip a Christmas cruise.
I agree with Becky about Christmas, yes the United States is a melting pot of people and it’s wonderful that it can be and a very long time ago this great country started out with Christian values and as the USA started becoming more of a melting pot these values are being taken away from us because they offend,but yet we allow all others to reconize thier holidays and religious beliefs so let us keep ours.
John,
I can relate to the dishwasher episode. My DW seems to have serious hang-ups about her dishwasher, too. My advice: anticipate her dishwasher needs. I work at filling and emptying said object without being told to. . .and am well rewarded for my efforts (heh). The same works for emptying the trash, cleaning the loo, and trimming the hedges. “Rumpy-pumpy” without begging. It’s wonderful.
Dr. Deany
John I gotta say another great blog. I’m all for moving forward and not dwelling on the past and talking about what the future has in store for Carnival. The “Phoenix” needs to get a life and take a Carnival Cruise and have some fun. The person who doesn’t like to celebrate Christmas should just stay home. A big “Howdy” to Mark Tamis, he sounds like a great guy who is a fantastic addition to the Carnival team. Sorry to hear you aren’t “getting any” from the Mrs. maybe you need to do something totally un-expected like show up with flowers, a babysitter and show tickets and say “Heidi my love let’s go out and party”! If it makes you feel any better; the boyfriend hasn’t been showing me any attention either…maybe the two of you could go off and smoke cigars and Heidi and I will go out!!! LOL. Anyway, thanks for all that you do for all of us. Take care…and Happy Thanksgiving.
John.
I am really loving your blogs now and going through my past cruise photo’s I came across one that was taken with my partner yourself and me and I treasure it when ever I see it. I am hoping to be able to afford a 2012 European cruise and would like to take my first back to back cruise. I have always been pleased on the Carnival line and it will always be with in the first choice. Have a safe trip back to the USA.
P.S Remind Heidi (spelled Right I hope) that she doesn’t get the Rump and bump that often when you are away (unless she comes with you) so she should put out a little more often!!!
P.S.S A nice pair of Diamond Earrings are always a lovely gift to get into the mood
Joel
Maybe people can show some of that Christmas spirit and realize that the world is filled with many kinds of wonder and diversity and not get so bent out of shape about a phrase. Sometimes Hannukah falls on Christmas, and people get days off at Christmas. It’s cruel to suggest someone take a trip at a different time just because one religion’s holiday is happening.
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
I will always say Merry Christmas and I feel the staff should be allowed to address everyone in their own special language. Wish I were there to hear their greetings. I will be sailing on the Glory in Feb.. can’t wait.
John, perhaps the word you are looking for to describe Phoenix would be “troll”… and surely that is what they are.
We’ve sailed twice during the holidays, specifically at Christmas. It seems appropriate around Christmas to say Merry Christmas..I am not offended if someone wishes me happy holidays, but since I’m celebrating Christmas, I will be wishing them a Merry Christmas in greeting.
Last year on the Freedom during Christmas there were many Jewish passengers–we spent quite a bit of time with some fun people who were not there for a “Christmas Cruise” but taking advantage of the school winter holiday. I didn’t think that Carnival was in any way “over the top” or slanted toward any particular religious view I certainly hope those easily offended don’t head out to the shopping malls anytime between Halloween and December 25th.
I look forward to spending my Christmas on the Legend next month.
Thanks for making my day–I so enjoy reading your blog.
John, I think there is nothing hotter than a man doing the dishes, whether he does them right or wrong, it is still hot. Enjoy your time at home.
It’s Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas. If one doesn’t like that it’s too darned bad. Just saying.
Sorry you didn’t score.
Have a terrific day.
John, first, I hope you are joking about the divorce…
About the religious issues, I think people are getting rediculous and going overboard about them in general these days. We do not want anyone forcing their religious beliefs on us, but we also respect their beliefs.
My family is Jewish and we were raised celebrating all the Jewish holidays and also celebrated Christmas – my parents thought that was the proper thing to do because of our neighbors and friends who were not Jewish. We celebrated Hanukkah with the daily lighting of the Menorah and the daily gifts, and we had a beautiful decorated Christmas tree with loads of presents underneath it! BTW, my husband is Catholic and religion has never been a problem with us!
We were on the Pride a few years back in December and the ship was so beautiful with all the Christmas decorations. During Hanukkah, there was a daily lighting of the Menorah candles in the Atrium and latkes were served. Kwanzaa was also recognized. Carnival did a great job acknowledging all religions. The ship felt so festive to us.
I agree, if someone does not like to view Christmas festivities (or ANYTHING else for that matter, including the blog), stay away from them!
Get over it Seth – If you are going to get pissy everytime someone wishes you Merry Christmas, you must be a pretty miserable person. I believe that Carnival should not tell their employees what to say and just let them say whatever comes naturally for them, and the vast majority of the passengers will smile and be happy in return.
John:
“That’s all for today and I will be back on Monday with more. Just one thing though with regard to the comment about Christmas. I think we are truly respectful onboard to the guests who do and don’t celebrate Christmas. But I am trying to think if our crew are told to say “happy holidays” and not “happy or merry Christmas.” And you know what I don’t think they are. So my question to you is should they? Let me know what you think please.”
The Holiday is CHRISTMAS and is celebrated by Christians around the world! It is what it is and if a non Christian is
offended by it they may choose not to acknowledge it. For me and mine it will always be Merry Christmas, not just a happy holiday! Christians are being discriminated against more and more and frankly I am sick of it!
John,
First off many, many thanks to you and Josh for the special gift. My lovely bride Kimala loved the rose and the champagne and strawberries were wonderful. It was a superb way to kick off our anniversary cruise. We honeymooned on the Carnival Miracle and had a superb anniversary on Carnival Dream. I can’t think of two more aptly named ships to commemorate our life together.
Let’s start at the top for this review of our Nov 6th sailing. It was a typical Carnival Fun Time although I heard your cruise was somewhat more eventful. Captain Queirolo is a true Master of his vessel. It was evident that he ran his ship with a firm and steady hand and that the crew both respected and truly liked him. During the bridge portion of the Behind the Fun Tour (more on that later), he graciously answered every question, even the silly one from a guest that wanted him to guess what had caused a fire aboard a Princess ship over a decade ago…sigh. When Kimala and I were introduced to him, his eyes lit up as he asked how we knew he loved ball caps and collected them since we had brought him a baseball cap from our hometown Florida State University. When I mentioned your name, his response was “Ahh, that John, he has a big mouth sometimes.” Of course that was with a delightful Italian accent and a wicked grin.
Next up is the hotel director, Donato Becce. Normally, this is not someone passengers get to meet. However, our initial head waiter, the lovely Zornitsa from Bulgaria, was getting a hard time from another table. After they made a scathing complaint she was removed from our station. I sent a note to Mr. Becce explaining the situation and he asked me to meet with him. We had a very nice discussion about the situation and how he was resolving it. It is clear that he runs an excellent operation and really cares about his staff. His solution was clearly the best balance of providing great customer service while protecting and improving his staff. I wish every hotel on land would learn from him.
While I’m on the subject of staff, let me single out some folks who absolutely deserve recognition for the incredible jobs they do. Our dining room staff had five of the best I’ve ever encountered. Zornitsa needs to be studied by some brain trust as a future source of energy; she never stops moving! Her replacement, Eka from Bali, did an incredible job of steping up to the headwaiter position on a moments notice. Service was impeccible. Darma from Indonesia was the second member of the wait team. He is a shining example of the friendly and caring service you get from Carnival staff. Kimala is allergic to garlic so Darma took it upon himself to intercept her every time she went to Lido deck for food so he could show her which dishes were safe.
Rounding out the dining staff were Kris from India, our maitre’d and Nikolina from Croatia the restaraunt hostess. Kris is another example of a superb manager that cares about customer service and about the well being of his staff. I was delighted to hear that he will be sailing on the Carnival Magic in Europe when we sail. Nikolina not only made sure everything went smoothly, but every night at dinner she would show Kimala the next night’s menu. Nickolina would have her select what she wanted and put in a special order with the chefs to make sure there was no garlic used. If anyone with a beard is listening, please assign her to the Carnival Magic next summer as well. We have a date in Croatia for lunch so she needs to be there.
One thing I noticed was that last March on Carnival Liberty, the wait staff consisted of three people. On Carnival Dream it is a two-person team. Again for the Beards, I would like to register my preference for the three-person team. With three, we had more opportunity to interact with the staff. Zornitsa, Eka and Darma were attentive, friendly, and efficient but constantly on the move so it made me feel guilty that we were interrupting their very busy schedule to ask them about their country, their family, their experience on board, etc. One aspect of cruising I really enjoy is getting to meet so many different cultures and people that I may never have any other chance to experience. Even though the large team is assigned more tables, it just seemed more relaxed than the two-person teams. Probably because with two, one person is constantly running back and forth to the galley while the other is checking all of the tables for drinks, bread, etc. and any special request really throws a wrench in their operation.
Our cabin steward was the perfect mix of invisible efficiency and friendly attention. What makes it more remarkable was that Eccene is from Haiti. Now, this was the sailing that followed on the heels of Hurricane Tomas that pounded Haiti the day before. Naturally, he was concerned for his family and it wasn’t until Tuesday that he was able to get word that they were safe. Not once did we ever see him without a huge grin on his face and a warm greeting. Instead of being invisible all the time, Eccene made sure to see us at least twice a day to check if we needed anything. I much prefer that over the Mystery Steward I’ve had on other cruises. I also must mention Robert. Although not our steward, he was always around to help out where needed and provided much needed support to the other stewards. A truly inspiring work ethic.
Now for two of the greatest activities we’ve ever experienced on a Carnival ship: The Chef’s Table and the Behind the Fun Tour. The Tour is an absolute must do; especially on a ship the size of Carnival Dream. We got to see the engineering control room, galley, the laundry, the storeroom, the crew mess and training center, the brig, the morgue, the steakhouse and the bridge. I can’t recommend it highly enough. Even the staff said they wanted to take it because it goes to places they have never seen! The guys on the tour were really impressed with the engineering and bridge. The women, however, stood in awe of the laundry; especially the machine that dried, pressed and folded the sheets automatically. I heard several ask the laundry manager if there was a home version available.
For me, the Chef’s Table was the best event of the cruise. Chef Roshan, the chef de cuisine, pulled out all the stops. When you have standardized menus and recipes, a chef can start to feel cramped. This event allows him to get as creative as he likes. The meal was absolutely incredible. Chef Roshan played with colors, textures, flavor combinations and presentation methods until you almost couldn’t take any more. I would have NEVER thought to combine salmon and banana but it was incredible. I heard from other passengers that they thought about doing it but it was too expensive. Trust me, you could never get a 7 course meal like this with the personal attention of the head chef at a resort hotel for anything under triple the price. If you have the opportunity, DO IT!
After all your comments about Al Ernst, I was really tickled to see he was scheduled for the Punchliners Comedy Club. I can see why he is the 344th funniest comic…oh wait, there was a stowaway sea gull that got aboard in St Maarten that does scatalogical sound effects, so Al is the 345th funniest now. He had everyone in tears by the end of his show. I had a great time chatting with him afterwards about comedy clubs in Tallahassee since Al is from my neck of the woods. Percy Crews II was on the first part of the week with five separate shows doing different material each show. He was so good I bought the CD.
Last, but far from least, is Josh “Big Sexy” Weitzman, our cruise director. He is one of the most personable, approachable and genuinely warm CDs I’ve ever sailed with in the past 28 years. He is always smiling and laughing. No matter how busy he was, he always made time for anyone who wanted a picture, had a question, or just looked lost. His shows always had people laughing to tears. We spent a fun half-hour comparing crazy passenger stories topped off by watching a passenger try to get out onto the lanai through a window…
What is really obvious is he has found his calling in life and is truly happy at his job. Of course, with all the weight he has lost we may have to start calling him “Slim Sexy” before long. John, you truly have a superb team of CDs. Well done sir.
I keep hearing smokers complain about not being able to smoke on the ships. I’m confused because I found smoking in most placed on the ships, except the dining room. I find cruise ships have the last few public places that do allow smoking. I am a non-smoker now, but was a smoker until I quit about 15 years ago, so I can relate to both sides. But I think it’s a bit selfish to complain about not being able to smoke in a public spot or nightclub when it makes non-smokers actually physically ill. I always end up leaving a cruise ship nightclub feeling sick to my stomache, with a headache, with the smoke smell all over me, and waking up in the morning coughing. Second-hand smoke IS a proven health hazzard. I’m not trying to be dramatic. It actually makes people ill. Smokers can still sit and enjoy the nightclubs while not smoking but non-smokers cannot sit and enjoy themselves without having to endure actual physical discomfort. I don’t begrudge smokers their right to smoke, but why is it such a problem for them to do it in designated smoking area and then return to enjoy the fun with the non-smokers? Why is it that smokers cannot understand that non-smokers are not trying to make smokers lives miserable, we just want to be able to breathe.
Half Moon Cay’s official name is ‘Little San Salvadore Island,’ and was purchased by Holland America Line in 1996.
Half Moon Cay is nicknamed after Henry Hudson’s Dutch sailing ship, the “Half Moon,” which is featured on HAL’s logo, and on all of their funnels.
merry christmas john! i like hearing that from people, rather than happy holidays.
I have yet to go on a Christmas cruise, but I hear the ships are absolutely breath taking. The decorations are professionally done and some guest even decorate their cabin door. The main production incorporates the children into their programs during this time of year, which gives parents and grandparents photos they will cherish for years. Our vacation isn’t to a nation where the majority of their populist does not celebrate Christmas, but on a Carnival Ship where I look forward to all the trimmings of celebrating Christmas. And, if the crew wishes to extend a “Merry Christmas”, “Happy Holidays” or what ever they are familiar with it will be returned with a smile and an appropriate greeting, because I will be on a Carnival Fun Ship and I will be having fun.
John – I am a Christian but I’m in NO WAY offended by someone wishing me “Happy Holidays”. I fully understand that not all Carnival customers (or the public in general) are Christian (Jewish, Muslim, Humanists, etc). Also, during this time of the year, you have New Years right after Christmas, so the term “Happy Holidays” is appropriate.
I know some Christians get offended when you wish them “Happy Holidays”, but I think they are going too far with such offense. For those folks, go ahead and just respond, WITH A SMILE, “Merry Christmas” if you want to. There shouldn’t be offense taken on that side either.
I AM however, AGAINST taking God out of everything, as this country was founded on Christian-Judeo principles. Do not touch our currency, our Pledge of Allegiance, etc.
Marty Paul
John, you are so funny. Some of the things you come up with are priceless. LOL.
John, just so you know, something as simple as loading or unloading the dishwasher or doing any other “simple” or not so simple housework, without being asked, is the best foreplay ever.
We call it choreplay!
Dear John,
Back to Abby Normal. Is that a good thing or not.
Empty the dishwasher for some sex.
If you really have a problem with that tell Heidi that I will be right over to empty that dishwasher for her.
Its not like she asked you to empty the garage and have a sell in the front yard of all the stuff you have collected over the years.
Merry Christmas or not to Merry Christmas?
Happy Dollar Days is what they call it in the Mall.
My real opinion:
If you take Christ out of Christmas it is just another day. For those who don’t want to celebrate Christmas do the same thing that the people who don’t like to celebrate Halloween do. Stay at home with the lights turned out and pretend it doesn’t exist.
Have a great weekend! Oops maybe someone doesn’t like weekends. Bah Hum Bug!
The Cruzin2some
I think the staff should say whatever they personally wish to convey. How can a guest be offended whenever they are politely and warmly greeted? Part of being gracious is learning to accept hospitality in the manner it is offered. Turning one’s nose up at a geniune greeting or salutation is simply uncouth.
John:
No to “Happy Holidays”. It is a Christmas cruise, right? Also for Seth and his followers, as a Christian I would not be offended with a Happy Hanuka! Hell, I in my profession I am constantly being apprised of and giving cheers to, Jewish Holidays.
On a lighter note have you tried rumpy pumpy on top of the dishwasher when it is running? Might fix both your, and Heidi’s issues.
Mike
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL THE WAY! I have a tool in my shop that has been faithful for 15 years (it’s the only thing in my shop that has never broken or let me down). She will definitly take care of your problem, her name is Matilda and she’s a sledge hammer. That dishwasher doesn’t have a prayer in hell if Matilda is used right, trust me.
What a wonderful blog !! We hear so much of ‘bad’ in the world that it does soo much good to hear about the good things!! THANK YOU for taking the time out of your busy busy life and precious time with your girls to talk to us.. I have just discovered you & your blog.. I have only been on one cruise (Carnival Inspiration 2009) and did not have a wonderful time. But it was more of an situational thing than a Carnival thing. We are going with my parents on a “ReDo” for our 20th & their 40th anniversary in a couple of weeks for a 7 day on the Glory.. I stumbled across your blog while researching. You truly are a reminder that, even though life is not perfect, it is beautiful and we should treasure the happy times and not worry about little things.
Thank you from the very very bottom of my heart!!
I didn’t think I would ever do this, but I will be sailing on the Fascination on Dec. 6th and I would like to humbly request a table for four. I am bringing along a new cruiser and two who have cruised once (with Admiral Cruise Lines in the late 80′s I think) so I am very excited to introduce them to Carnival. We are in Cabin E95, have early seating in the Sensation Dining Room and I would really like to have a table to ourselves on this cruise. This is my third Carnival cruise and I can’t think of one negative incident in the past two cruises, Carnival is the only cruise line I would ever consider. And I LOVE your blog and your willingness to share your life with so many strangers. God bless you, you are a blessing to many!
(and thank you to my fellow posters for helping me figure out how to do this!)
Please keep saying Merry Christmas and not Happy Holidays. All this “being politically correct” is going too far!!!! It’s a bloody holiday and it’s called Christmas so there. Why do we always have to be the ones to conform??? Keep it special and not another holiday. Thank you.
Eva
I prefer “Merry Christmas” if we are voting. It offends me when the ones who don’t celebrate Christmas try to push their non-beleif on me. That boat floats both ways.
Debbi
Hi John
I’ve been an reader of the blog but not a much of a particapant. But I’ve been reading about Carnival’s charity giving to on places that they visit and that passengers bring donations with them to give. We are more than willing and able to be involved. We just need to know how. I know from personal experience that many more people will donate if they know how to donate. We are platnum cruisers and have only just heard about this. Please let me know if this opportunity is available on the March 3 Miracle sailing.
Maybe just a spot in the “already booked” section explaining the program would bring much more help.
Luckly the Splendor passangers had the best cd atsea on board.
Hope to cruise with you again
Bill
Dear John,
I don’t know why, but it really burns my biscuits when people throw a hissy fit about seeing Christmas decorations and being wished a Merry Christmas!
Why is it that Christian holidays are so taboo? For goodness sakes, I don’t get offended if someone wishes me a happy hanukah or happy kwanza! But then, I take it in the spirit in which it was given – a nice greeting.
Am I the only one who sees the double standard here? Don’t mention the “C” word (Christmas), because you have to have some religious tolerance and need to be “sensitive” to other religions. But hey – let’s condemn Christians for actually celebrating their religion during their religious holiday, no less! Give me a break!
Merry Christmas,
Laura
Laura:
So true….
it seems those that demand the most tolerance are the very ones who have NO tolerance for anyone else.
Linda (Mom of DJ)
John,
I had a Jewish client who sailed on the Triumph over Christmas a few years ago and came home complaining about Carnival celebrating Christmas. She figured that any cruise line of Mickey Arison’s would not allow it. LOL
I prefer Merry Christmas. I am sick of all this political correctness. Just say Merry Christmas! My kids had to celebrate Kwanza and Ramadan and Hannukah at school, but were forbidden to mention Jesus. We need to stand up for Christmas or we will lose it altogether.
Any word on people canceling because they don’t want to be groped at the airport on the way to a cruise?
Lets see do I want to be “groped” or do I want to get smoked by someone’s underwear bomb. I’ll take the gropping anyday to be safe. Oh that’s if I was to fly and I don’t.
BIG Ed
Land and Sea Lover.
PS; you will never see a 747 towed down to earth.
John,
While reading your posts about the smoke emergency I thought of our cruise on the Elation in September 2001. It was after 9/11 so the plane was empty and they put all 10 of us up in first class so they could keep an eye on us. (Thanks Osama!) Then, the first night out they announced that CAT 4 Hurricane Juliette was possibly going to screw up the itinerary. Instead of Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and then Cabo we went to Cabo first and then high tailed it back to California. A whole bunch of the cruisers from California were not happy with the new itinerary – CABO, Enchilada, San Diego and Catalina. They invoked their Vacation guarantee and got off in Cabo. Carnival said they would get them home, but never said the flights would be that day. Cabo got hit that night by the CAT 4 storm and they were stuck there 3 days in a hotel with cold food, no electric and no showers. I think the CD was Mark Price. He was so nice, but took so much crap from the passengers as if he could control the weather. Those of us who stayed on the ship had a wonderful 4 port cruise out of harm’s way. The moral of the story – stick with the ship and Carnival will take care of you.
Dear John, With the absolute utmost respect, I must let you know that women do NOT get aroused by a man twisting his thingy into a fancy poodle, or any other, shape. We are extremely complicated human beings and we enjoy being that way….I don’t know why, we just do….sorry!! Best of luck figuring out exactly what will spontaneously cause a positive response to some rumpy pumpy….it’s usually a moment-to-moment reaction that has no rhyme or reason. Personally, alcohol works wonders.
Peace,
Diane
Merry Christmas all the way. The world is getting too pc.
Absolutely!! Enough is enough.
I personally would love to hear Merry Christmas from the crew.
Please do not have your staff say happy holidays. I am offended by that! It is Christmas whether or not one celebrates. It’s Halloween on Oct 31 even if one does not celebrate. Merry Christmas!
John -
I don’t get offended when my Muslim friends won’t eat staff lunch with me during Rammadan (sp?) or when my Jewish friends take off work on their high holy days and still get Christmas off work – and I doubt that MOST people who celebrate the holidays of their own religions get offended when being wished a “Merry Christmas” … but the politically correct who have no ties to any religion are the ones who often stir the pot and complain loudly about those of us who do express our faith. Please don’t discontinue with Merry Christmas – or with the Menorah lightings or any other celebrations that are held on board. Anyone who doesn’t like them should just stay home during that time instead of coming on board with an agenda to make other’s lives miserable by complaining. There are, after all, 51 other weeks to cruise besides Christmas week, when they won’t have to hear those two words they apparently hate so much.
Hi John,
My husband and I have been enjoying your blogs and we really appreciate your honesty and interesting stories of all that happened on the Carnival Splendor. We have been on several Carnival cruises, but have not had the pleasure to sail with you. We are currently booked to sail on the Splendor, January 16th for my brother and my husband’s best friend’s 50th Birthdays (am kind of glad we have a balcony…just in case
. We have our fingers and toes and everything in between crossed that the Splendor will be ready to sail on the current scheduled date.
Two questions for you please:
#1~In your honest opinion, what are the chances that the Splendor will be able to sail on January 16th as scheduled?
#2~If this is the first 7 day cruise for the Splendor, do you plan to be onboard as the CD to “finish business?” (We would enjoy that!)
Thank you kindly!
Mark & Glenda Hunter
Ankeny, Iowa
I believe John already said that he will return to the Splendor for that first week in one of the posts a few days ago. For that reason you stated!
I would also think that Carnival will be paying people around the clock to get that boat back in the water cruising (IMO) – I am sure they are loosing lots of money right now.
Why do we get so stuck on words? Every holiday greeting I’ve heard simply offers a wish for joy, peace, happiness…etc. I just listen to the meaning of the words offered and accept them in their intention. Peace on Earth everyone : D.
I’m so sick of this “Happy Holidays” crap! Keep the “Merry Christmas!”
Jeff. the PC crap is over-played for sure.
” I now need plastic surgery to avoid being so ugly people think I’m a Norwegian cruise ship.”
BRILLIANT!!!!! LOL
There was so much info that made me laugh and then cry in your blog thingy, but none that gripped me more than the last part “…. Instead she said “I want a divorce. I’m taking Kye”. Now put it away before I twist it into Funship Freddy.”
OMG do I laugh because it’s a joke or cry because you just told me Heidi is divorcing you? The problem with the blog is that you are so honest, and funny and sometimes I have to wade through the laughter to find the real story and the tears. Please tell me your love story has a happy ending.
John, Please reply.
My parents are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary aboard the pride on December 3. They will be leaving Baltimore on Nov. 28 and returning on Dec. 5. It would mean so much to them if your crew members could make the time to recognize this very special occasion that is so rare these days. They are wonderful parents (3) and grandparents to (3). Their names are Bob and Dot. Anything a little extra special would be so appreciated.
~Debbie
John,
I’m not a cruiser, I prefer to spend my free time on my Harley going to out of the way places. I found your blog on an aviation forum that has a Non-Aviation section. I’ve read everything on the Splendor accident that you wrote about and a lot of other stuff.
You are one cool Dude and I mean that in every way possible! Carnival is lucky to have you. Hope you get some “Rumpy Pumpy” on a regular basis and that your diabetes will one day go away.
Take care,
Marc
Dear John, (how fun, I have never had the opportunity to send a “Dear John” letter)
I sailed the for the first time on Carnival Valor in April with a small group of UPS’ers. We had an absolutely awesome time. A good friend of mine (he also sailed with the group) is a die-hard fan of yours and reads your blog religiously, finally got me to read your blog. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Your accounts of what happened on the Splendor were heartfelt and with (as far as I am concerned) just the right amount of levity. The mistakes that were made were corrected and there was no serious damage done. Live and learn. God forbid that an incident like this should ever happen again but if it does then the Captain and crew will have a better plan to deal with it.
A few comments:
The term you were looking for for Phoenix is troll. And Phoenix certainly fits the word. Go get a life Phoenix.
Christmas – All I can say is Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!!!!
I look forward to another Carnival cruise at some point in the future and would absolutely consider sailing on the Splendor.
Thanks ever so much for the entertainment, Dilli
PS: If you are wondering what the origin of DILLIGAF is may I suggest the Urban Dictionary.
Tracy, in reply to your question about Half Moon Cay: It is actually Holland America Line’s private island, and ws named for Henry Hudson’s ship, the Half Moon. This ship also appears on Holland America’s logo.
John, I’ve been informed by my wife that the best foreplay is doing household chores without being asked. Perhaps if you had done the dishwasher thingy without being asked things would have worked out better for you. Food for thought! (And not the crusty stuff either.)
John
Too many people are looking for a reason to be offended. I think the proper greeting is Merry Christmas!
Regards
Roger T
Bravo!
John,
You wrote, Instead she said “I want a divorce. I’m taking Kye”.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time in your life with your wife, especially after your ordeal on the Splendor. Sometimes in life, we feel like the ship is sinking, but remember, it isn’t sunk yet, as long as you have hope, faith, and love. Your marriage, just like the Splendor, can be saved. If I may make a suggestion, give your wife special attention and love. May I suggest the “Love Dare” challenge, a book promoted in “Fireproof Your Marriage” movie? Also, may I suggest taking your wife on a special cruise for Christmas this year? By going on a cruise, think on the bright side, neither of you have to worry about washing any dishes. If cruising isn’t for you or your wife, you could fly to a secluded resort somewhere in the Pacific islands.
One more thing, be thankful you were on the Splendor and not the Titanic.
Still don’t know if he was kidding or serious. Pray all is well.
I believe he was kidding about the divorce thing………..
John Please reply. I thank that in May 2011 you should be the cd on the Carnival Dream. Looking forward to another cruise on the Dream.
John,
The following post is exactly the reason your staff should say “Merry Christmas to each and every guest,
with the various nations represented on ship I think Christmas is one of the few seasons all can enjoy even if they are not a beleiver. We sometimes lose respect for the majoriety in being socialy correct to the minoriety.
Go Carnival!
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Seth K Asked:
John, Please Reply
I agree with Al’s comment that the Carnival ships need to respect that not everyone celebrates Christmas. I was on the Miracle last holiday season and found it offensive that Christmas was forced on all the guests from the music to the decorations and even the crew telling us to have a merry Christmas. The United States is a melting pot of religious beliefs and that’s why you will always hear “happy holidays” in public service areas and shopping malls etc. I suggest Carnival remembers this as it will for sure attract more people to cruise during the holiday season. I suggest you train your crew to say “happy holidays” as this will not cause offence.
Seth
Long Island
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Hey, John,
About Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays, just ask the governor of Kentucky. He tried having a holiday tree and instructing all state employees to say “Happy Holidays” last year. The immediate flack he received had this state reverted back to “Merry Christmas” in just a couple of days.
If Christmas is the holiday that you celebrate (Christians, mixed families, others), say “Merry Christmas” – if not (for crew’s sake), a sincere greeting, whether holiday related or not, is always most appreciated. If you are a guest who doesn’t celebrate Christmas and is offended by this greeting, I humbly suggest you cruise any of the other eleven months of the year.
Please allow your staff to say what ever is natural – If I have Santa decorations on my door and a presents waiting in my cabin for my children – I would love it if my steward wished my family “Merry Christmas”. I also hope to learn if he or she celebrates anything during this time of year and I would be honored to wish them a joyous holiday. I want my children to learn that we all live together and not to be offended by another persons traditions. Kind of like schools – We will have a snowflake party in 1st grade!!! I wish they had a Christmas party, Chanaukah party, a Kwanzai party and my girls could learn about it all and gain tolerance.
If you come back to work by December, 11, 2010, We’d be honoured to have you on the triumph–make it a working vacation, where you don’t do anymore that what you want to–use the topless deck to work on your tan. COme sit with us regular blokes and get our opinions about all kinds of things–You know, like put a window in the inside cabins that open overviews the atrium, etc so all cabins can have a view of sorts. Have a meet the intertainers Q & A session–where they are from, how long dancing singing, etc. These are interesting people we never get to meet. Meet us for lunch or join our supper table. we’d love to make you part of our family away from home. Teresa and Milton Richardson
John, today was one of those days where you dream about running away. I am also working on planning our honeymoon cruise to western Caribbean in March.( we will have been married 6 months) Can not figure out which ship we want to take and then there is airfare. Hubby driving me crazy and I thought. Hey what about working on a cruise. Exotic locations, great people, fancy drinks. etc. So after I got my head out of ” the love boat” I realized everyone on the ships works hard. It is all not glamor and fun. So my question is how does one get a job on a cruise ship? Is there a age limit? etc? How many hours a day does a person work on the ship?
I want to know how you know how a skunks scrotum smells!!!
If folks object to “Merry Christmas” stay home during that season (One of my best friends is a Pagan and she always wishes me a Merry Christmas and has no problem with folks telling her Merry Christmas.)
Welcome to Mr Tamis and hope you enjoy Carnival as much as we, her devoted guests do!!
Does she really want a divorce? I sure hope everything works out for you two. Relationships are hard and being your gone a lot I am sure it is even harder at times. I am saying a prayer for you and your family.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or whatever- the recipient should be happy for well wishes no matter how they are worded- don’t be so thin skinned with your fellow human beings.
As always, John, you make me laugh. I always leave your blog with a big smile on my face
I have to agree that saying Merry Christmas should not offend people. I think Happy Holidays is tacky. I would certainly never be offended if someone told me Happy Hannukah. I would just smile and return the greeting.
I am amazed that people have such little to do in life that something so trivial would offend.
Merry Christmas John and Heidi and Kye and thank you for entertaining us regularly.
Jen
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Hello -
Hope all is well and you eventually get that dishwasher! While I think ours is a must have – I agree – I think ALL the dishes have only came out clean the first time.
However – regarding Christmas to Happy Holidays – I celebrate Christmas, but if someone tells me happy holidays, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah or whatever it maybe – I do not take offense I graciously accept and return what I see fit.
I do not think the crew should be told to say anything except to be polite and remember the time of year. They should say what they feel comfortable. I do not think it is any business’s right to tell anyone what to say to their patrons, unless the business focus’s on that particular tradition.
Everyone celebrates very differently and ALL should be respected. The only part that I do take offense to is when someone tells me I can’t say “Merry Christmas” or whatever it might be – Christmas, Hanukkah, etc are all recognized holidays by different groups of people and thus should be respected. If told to you and you do not participate why should you take offense that they do? Just smile, return Happy “whatever you celebrate” and go on with your day!
Way to big of a fuss made over a time of year where everyone celebrates something (most)..
Ashley
Half Way to Platinum
Hi John,
Just had to comment on the man who recommended Victoza for diabetes. We are both Nurses and my husband was always over weight in the 325lb range for over 30 years. Diets didn’t work and he was on pills for diabetes – only if you could lose weight he was always told. It was very difficult as he loved to eat and we cruised frequently. His first Victoza shot was was in January 2010 when his HgbA1C was 9.2.
His weight dropped from over 300 lbs to 245lb. by our Splendor cruise in Sept. He is now off all diabetic and blood pressure medicine and his HgbA1C is now 5.8. He continues to take his Victoza everyday as it addresses the way your body handles the carbohydrates and it prevents the weight gain that leads to non insulin diabetes, even after you lose the weight. It just became available in the USA in Jan 2010 but was available in Europe for a few years. There is no hypoglycemia – it is not insulin and you take it once a day and it doesn’t matter whether you eat or not. It helped my husband for which no diet has ever succeeded. The theory behind the medicine is that “weight gain” is the FIRST symptom of the carbohydrate problem BEFORE you develop high sugar. It is a new way of looking at diabetes and it was discovered in Europe (the UK I believe.)
Hope this gives you more avenues to explore.
First of all, Seth is wrong. He stated that people are not offended by “Happy Holidays”. Some people are most definitely offended by that, and he has his head in the sand if he hasn’t noticed that.
I, personally, don’t get offended by any greeting wishing me a “Happy” or “Merry” Anything. I don’t think the staff should be “trained” to say anything. I’d prefer any wishes they’d give me over the “corporate” policy.
I am Christian, and very involved in my Church, so I will never have the Joy of cruising at Christmas time, but if I did, I wouldn’t be surprised to be wished a Merry (or Happy) Christmas, similarly to them wishing me a Happy Halloween in October when I do cruise.
John and Seth,
Merry Christmas…HO HO HO!! I spend alot of time on business in China and even for a country that doesnt celebrate Christmas they say Merry Christmas. If a sales associate at a store tells me Happy Holidays after my purchase I reply back with Merry Christmas
Phoenix,
Give me a break. Although I too miss the Gala buffet you still cant match the value that Carnival provides
Brent
Hi John, I love your blog and read it everyday. In fact, we just got back from a cruise on the Spirit and one of the first things I did when I returned was to catch up with your blog. Sorry about all the mess with the Splendor but glad things have turned out and no one was hurt.
I have some feedback for you about disembarkation. You had talked about it several weeks ago. We are platinum so we greatly enjoy the perk of priority disembarkation. The only ship we have not been allowed this is on the Spirt–two times. We have been to Alaska and now the Mexican Riveria and did not receive it either time even after asking about it. When we were in Alaska, we were given “Number 26″ for our luggage tags and missed the first bus to Seattle. This time they did not have priority for those doing self assist as they have had on other ships. We inquired about it and were told they do not permit it on this ship.
We had a great time, though, and have decided we prefer the cruises from Galveston or Fort Lauderdale but this was also great. Another observation for you is that one of the social hosts was very rude to a guest. Her name is Weezie and I was amazed at her lack of customer service. A man was giving her a hard time about lining up to leave. Instead of being patient with him she responded to him with “you are childish” which just made the situation worse. In contrast, another social host named Jill came upon the situation later and spoke kindly but firmly to this gentleman. Please do not post this but this is just some general observations for you to ponder. I do love your blog and your kindness. Please keep it up.
John – please respond -
I am sure I cannot be the only one thinking of this. While I think Carnival went above and beyond to take care of the guests both on the Splendor that day and those that got cancelled the following weeks.
What did Carnival do to compensate its employees that I am sure are now home?
So are they home? Or were they put on other ships as fill ins? Are they getting paid vacation? What’s the full scoop from the highest paid to the least on that boat? Fill us in…
Please and Thank You
Ashley
Please read:
John,
I may be a little rusty on my Cruise line knowledge, but as to why the Name of Carnival’s ( Holland America’s ) Private island is know as Half Moon Cay, is. . . . In HAL’s Logo you can see a small ship in front of a larger ship. The small ship represents their first ship the Half Moon. So today we Have Half Moon Cay, and one of The Cruise industry’s best private islands!
In other notes! John Keep up the Great Work. By the time you see this you should be back in the States and getting ready to See your Very large Paper weight getting put back together! I wish the Carnival Splendor the Best of Luck and can not wait to get more clients on Her in the Years to come!
Cheers and Good day,
Josh M
Christmas thoughts.
John, my thoughts regarding the holiday is that it is named Christmas Day. December 25 is recognized as Christmas Day and when someone offers a “Merry Christmas”, they are offering a greeting regarding that specific holiday. Kind of along the same lines as if I were to wish someone a “Happy New Year” on Jan 1.
John,
We will be boarding the “DREAM” on 12/23. Family of 4, two cabins (connecting) What would you say is the best place to be when departing? (other then the bridge) Looking for deck and location for viewing the departure from port.
Hello John,
First and foremost, I’m so happy that you are at home with your girls after your Splendorous adventure. It’s truly amazing what you and your team were able to do given the limitations. A truly amazing feat – congratulations to you all…and Carnival too. I’ve been regaling my nephew with tales of how food for 3000+ people was brought several stories up every day by the people working on the ship. I think he’s even more amazed to be going now than he was about a month ago.
I had written a few months ago about our upcoming time on the Liberty, sailing January 29th out of Miami. You said to email you back and that you might have a special treat for Anthony as he prepares for his first cruise and first flight. (It’s amazing that Kye is already a seasoned traveler!) Anthony is 14 and is a bit nervous about CircleC, but excited all the same. If it’s not too much to ask, me, my partner and my nephew would be most grateful if you could shoot an email to the Maitre’D on the Liberty to see if we could get a table for 4 by a window. (Booking 98V1K3, Cabin 7322 — our first suite!) We’ll show him (or her) our appreciation in the customary way. And thanks about the idea for baseball caps for treats. We’re going to get a TU (Tulsa University) hat for our Steward. (It cracks me up with people call them Stewarts. Ha!
I wanted to ask a question about practical jokes on the ships. I’ve recently been watching Ellen (the talk show host – I know you probably don’t get to watch too much TV) playing practical jokes on her guests. She scared poor Taylor Swift so bad she fell down! Well, I could sneeze and knock her down, but it was so funny I almost wet myself. It got me to thinking, what kind of practical jokes you might have been a party to on your 20+ tours on Carnival ships. Do you have any you can share?
Thanks again for all you do. I know you have a million and one things to do, and it’s much appreciated that you take valuable time out of your schedule to help those of us with special requests. It’s truly a Carnival personal touch. (This’ll be my third Carnival cruise, and I don’t ever see myself going anywhere else. Unless I win the lottery, then I might buy some space on the Residensea
Warmest Regards,
Danny
Hi John
My husband and I just got off the Carnival Freedom and had the best time EVER. Could you please let the beards know that Tibor, Yusup and Natnicha in the Chic dinning area was absolutely phenomenal.
If at all possible, could I get the recipe for the Thai Chicken appetizer that was served? It was my husbands favorite. He even ordered it for dessert that night!
Thank you for all that you do for all of us!
Gail~
Hi John!
Can’t tell you how happy I have been to hear you talk about spending time with your girls after what a trying time you had during your stint as CD of the Splendor (Mr. Cloonpitt, Mr. End of the World, domestic issues causing you to disembark couples, medical emergencies with guest and crew, and then the Splendor’s engine problem, that’s a lot for even the best to handle and you did it amazingly well and with a calm, collected demeanor that far surpasses everyones expectations all the time).
Hearing about your rumpy pumpy (or lack thereof) and all the fun you are having with Kye makes me so happy! You deserve it, you work so hard each and every day to ensure everyone elses enjoyment, safety and happiness that you deserve a good bout of happiness yourself!
I do have a quick (hopefully) favor to ask, we are sailing on the Carnival Miracle on January 6, 2011 and have late seating dining, last year (after many years of less than stellar dining room seating locations) you hooked us up with the most amazing seat in the dining room for our party only, at a table of 6 and it really pushed the level of enjoyment during our cruise to a whole new level that we had not experienced in a long time and I was hoping that you might be able to do the same thing for us again this year!
Our booking # is: 79R6V1
I wrote a review and posted it after our cruise last January and look forward to doing so again after our cruise this year! The only thing missing that would perfect our cruises would be to have you as a CD again! Hopefully someday soon we will cruise again together!
In the meantime, we have three cruises booked for 2011 (all Carnival all the time of course) a the countdown is on to the first one in 44 days!!! I look forward to your blog daily and read it sometimes twice a day to make sure I have not missed anything!
Always remember to take care of yourself John and know that when you need a break from the blog thingy to take it, we all understand and want you to spend as much quality time with your girls as possible! Did you ever think, when your started this blog years ago that it would be a success the way it is today! It is amazing and I am so glad to be a part of it on a daily basis!
Take care John and Thank You for being you and doing what you do!
Kathy Roxo
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P.S. The fruit basket you sent me last year was just the most wonderful gesture! My brother who cruises with us never believed that it was your doing that got us the fabulous seat in the dining room and when that gift basket came, I said (in my most mature sisterly voice ever) “na na I told you so” to him!
Just to let you know, I will be celebrating Christmas this year, not “holiday” (which, BTW, is a contraction for Holy Day).
I would prefer people to take the time to complain about signs of hate, not signs of peace, such as menorahs, trees, and crosses.
And those who feel the need to correct? If someone wished me a happy birthday, when it was not, I would not have the urge to correct them.
Any well wish, even a smile, is ALWAYS returned with a thank you, or a reciprocal smile.
BTW, if you get a chance, look up Ben Steins recent article about wishing people Merry Christmas.
And to you and yours, Merry Christmas!
OH no, fruit punch is gone?! We haven’t cruised in two years, dag nab it. That’s what I drank ALL OF THE TIME when on the ship. Please, oh please bring it back!!! (and since I’m preggers again, you’ll have another 2 good years to talk them into bringing it back before I make it on another cruise I’m thinking)
Your crew should say Merry Christmas. I am not offended if someone says Happy Hanukkah at the appropriate times or other such greetings, so why should anyone be offended by Merry Christmas? I learn what their belief is by their greeting. It doesn’t mean I an being told to believe the same.
December 25th is a holiday that celebrates the birth of Christ regardless of what your belief system is or isn’t. If you are offended by that, then it is your (not you, John) problem. Please, don’t spoil it for others who do know the reason for the season.
Thanks for asking and Merry Christmas, John!
OMG!!! Seth from Long Island are you a neanderthal or just a plain BOOB? It is incomprehensable to me that people like you can be offended by any thing in name of religion!!!!! You may not be Christian, but I am not Jewish and I am hardly offended by someone wishing me a “Happy Hannukah” There are some things that in spite of our constutional right to free speech we all learn to filter but in our effort to be PC and godforbidoffendanyone we have genericized everything. Thus ridding the world of any personality at all. Grow up and exercise your brain’s “I am not that easily offended because I am an adult who realises the world does not revolve around me” filter
P.S. Wash the dishes by hand….that will really impress your wife.
And your hands will be very soft!!