It’s great to be back with a blog today after a couple of weeks away and it will come as no surprise that I will start today by talking about toilets…….actually, it’s not me talking about toilets it’s a lady called Sarah.

Sarah Howe asked:

I am told you are the man to ask this question to. My DH and I will be cruising for the third time with Carnival this time on Carnival Valor. My question, John, is an odd one and nevertheless serious because it involves toilet paper and the fact that my DH and I never use it but instead we use wet wipes both at home and when we travel. This is something we have started to do recently and I was told by travel agent Nancy at Cruise Travel to contact you because I need to know if we can dispose of these wipes in the ship’s toilets because of the plumbing may get blocked. Is this correct John and, if not, how we do dispose of them? We cruise in January 2013 so I must have an answer before then. You should also know that millions of people are using wet wipes now because they are far more hygienic than cheap toilet tissue!!

John says:
Hello Sarah Howe,

I had no idea that “millions of people,” as you say are abandoning toilet paper and wiping their bottoms with wet wipes. The simple answer though to your question is no, please do not throw them down the toilet on the ship as they will for sure block the plumbing and make Luigi the plumber very upset indeed as he has to pull a load of baby wipes from the pipes. Instead, please contact your stateroom steward when you get on board and ask him for sanitary bags in which you can dispose of the mostly white wipes. I wish you a wonderful cruise and if you have any more questions, please let me know.

Best wishes.

John

I have to say I was astonished by this………wet wipes………really? Bugger me, it wasn’t that long ago that people were tearing up squares of the local newspaper and using them to remove buttock residue. Have we become so up market that we now need to use baby wipes? I realise that mankind has moved on a bit since we wiped our arses with straw, but I have to say, doesn’t using a wet wipe make your arse permanently wet? To each his own, I guess, and for now I though shall carry on using toilet paper and in the case of emergencies when there isn’t any …….. the shower curtain.

Time for more questions…………….away we go.

Damon Hammond asked:

I have been ignored here twice so if this goes unanswered, I will accept that you really do not care about your customers. My partner and I will be cruising on the Carnival Breeze on 12/8 and we want to make sure that you have a table for two for us. This will be our 10th year together and we have chosen Carnival to celebrate it and we do not want to be seated with any other passengers who would spoil our special time. We are in cabin 2471 and I hope this time you will have the proper professional decency to reply.

John says:
Hello Damon Hammond,

I apologise that it has taken me so long to reply and I am now way behind on the mountain of questions I get asked here so again please allow me to say sorry for the delay. I have contacted my friends, the maître ds, on the ship and they will do their best to get you that table for two. I wish you many more happy years together and a wonderful cruise.

Best wishes.

John

Gary Whitbread asked:

Please, a request for the beards — whatever happened to the non-smoking ships? We just arrived back from the Carnival Pride and had a great time except for being unable to use our balcony because everyone around us was constantly smoking. It was very disappointing. Up on the Lido it is smoking starboard side only, if we can’t get the Carnival Paradise or something back as a whole non-smoking ship, how about designating one side of the ship’s balconies non-smoking so we can enjoy them. Thanks for the blog, it always makes me smile as for eight cruises we have seen almost every passenger type you describe :)

John says:
Hello Gary Whitbread,

Thanks for taking the time to write and, of course, I hope you had a wonderful cruise. We did indeed have a non-smoking ship, Carnival Paradise, where smoking was strictly forbidden on board for guests and indeed the crew. The ship was quite popular but one of the problems was if a group of family had one smoker in the party, then they would not book the ship. Also the figures showed that on board revenue was not equal to other ships and for these reasons we decided not to keep it as a non-smoking ship. Indeed, none of the major cruise lines have a totally non-smoking ship for these reasons as well, I am sure. Meanwhile, we have banned smoking inside the cabins and on most of the guest areas although as you mentioned we do allow smoking on the balconies but having one side smoking and one side not is not feasible, I am afraid. I am sorry that you were disturbed by the smoke and I hope that you did have fun and I have, as you requested, made sure the beards see your thoughts. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

Best wishes.

John

Karen Walker asked:

Is there a cost for having dinner at the fine dining restaurants and what is the dress code?

John says:
Hello Karen Walker,

If you are talking about the steakhouse then, yes, indeed, there is a charge of $35 and I promise it is worth every single penny. The dress code is casual except on elegant nights. Please let me know if you need anything else.

Best wishes.

John

Violet Martin asked:

My husband and I will be sailing with our children on Carnival Breeze this November 24 for our son’s fifth birthday. We want to book a cruise on the Carnival Sunshine for next year but I wanted to know if we should wait to book until on board the Carnival Breeze. Do you offer incentives if we book our next cruise while on board?

John says:
Hello Violet Martin,

It will not be too long before you are on the Carnival Breeze ready to have fun on our brilliant ship. We do indeed offer on board credits for booking on board so definitely it is worth at least talking to the loyalty and cruise expert on the ship. I wish you the most wonderful cruise and if there is anything I can do for you, please let me know.

Bill Tander asked:
John,

During my cruise on the Carnival Magic, my son was refused entrance to the dance club because he had forgotten his ID in the cabin. He is 19 and yet he had to go back to his cabin and was rudely treated by the security lady who stood at the door. I also have seen how your security is obtuse at the gang planks and they seem to be exempt from the mostly friendly service we have received on our 11 cruises.

John says:
Hello Bill Tander,

Thanks so much for taking the time to write. We do have very strict rules about checking ID at the entrance of the nightclubs for obvious reasons. And yes, we do expect our security staff to be polite and for the very most part, I think they are. While we’ve always had security on board, it’s interesting to see how it’s changed since I started back in the mid-1980s. If an incident happened then the person who would need to deal with it would be the Italian officer on duty. He would come down from the bridge (leaving someone else on the bridge, of course) and deal with the matter, mostly someone who had one too many Budweisers. In the mid 1990′s (I think) things got more formalized with our security team, which was mostly comprised of ex-army personnel, from India or the Philippines who dealt with Johnny Budweiser and the odd domestic squabble. And then came 9/11 and their job changed. Now, of course, you will see these security staff on the gangways and now their job is much, much more serious. They now have to patiently check ID’s to make sure no naughty people can get on board but also they need to check items brought from on shore. Then, once the ship sails, they patrol the vessel 24 hours a day (yes, they did this pre 9/11 but it wasn’t for the same purposes obviously). So, I wonder, Bill, if the next time you cruise you may spare these ladies and gentlemen a thought. I know they don’t make you laugh or entertain you at dinner or clean your cabin but they do provide a valuable service and meanwhile I will pass on your thoughts so that we make sure they do all this politely and professionally.

Best wishes.

John

Ray asked:
Hi John,

Big fan of the blog. Thanks again for all the time you spend putting it together. I recently took time away from cruising to try land-based vacations (about 1.5 years). When I recently returned to the Carnival Miracle a few weeks ago as a plat guest, I was pleasantly surprised at the following changes:

1) Excellent service by our head waiter Simona in the MDR.

2) Excellent upgrades to the menu during sea day brunch. This was well overdue…but a great idea. Having continuous service between breakfast and lunch instead of serving separate open seating breakfast/lunch gives guests more ability to relax and enjoy themselves, not having to rush to get to breakfast/lunch during specific times. Consider using the brunch menu for open seating breakfast/lunch during non-sea days…the old menu needs a bit of help.

3) The new loyalty program. I know there have been complaints and you will never please everyone, but I’m happy with the recent changes – nice work. One enhancement – for the Carnival logo item – consider some way for guests to choose between several. Having 10 sets of binoculars isn’t the best.

One area that I would recommend a change:

Staff recognition. As I travel a lot, I have status at many airlines and hotels. One thing I see in the airline and hotel programs that CCL could use is more instant staff recognition programs. For example, on a major U.S. airline, when you reach the highest status level, you are sent eight vouchers per year that you can give to flight attendants that go “above and beyond to serve.” When a flight attendant gets a voucher, they can redeem it for a $100 gift card of their choice. Wouldn’t something like this work for the crew? I like the idea of giving it to Platinum and Diamonds only, just because with so many cruises behind them, they may have a better idea of what going “above and beyond” really is. Either way…I think the idea could work for CCL.

Thanks again for listening!

Ray

John says:
Hello Ray,

Let me start by saying a huge thank you to you for taking the time to write this wonderful report and yes, indeed, I agree with the staff recognition idea and I think we should also have something like this, it’s a brilliant idea that I will send to the beards. It would be great to give the crew the recognition they deserve and for them to have a reward for providing it so I will for sure pass this on, thanks again for that. I am glad you liked some of the changes and I can tell you in January we will change the Platinum gift to something else and I will let you know what that will be in the weeks ahead. So thank you for your wonderful loyalty and I hope that we will see you again soon. I really liked the staff recognition idea and will work on this straight away.

Best wishes.

John

Jason Garcia asked:

Heald, what happened to the chocolate mints on the pillow? Just got off the Freedom and they had none. Is this another cutback or did you eat them. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ROTFLMAO

John says:
Hello Jason,

I am diabetic so if I did eat them all, I would be dead. We still give our guests these little extras each and every night on every ship but there are times such as happened on Carnival Freedom, that the ship does not receive their order. I am sorry you didn’t get them on your last cruise but I am sure they will be there for you the next time.

Best wishes.

John

Debra and Harold Wilson asked:

We took our 10th cruise on Sept 1, 2012. We should have been Platinum but were still issued Gold cards. We went to guest services on board the Carnival Triumph where our 10 cruises were verified and we were issued our Platinum cards. But looking on the site, it still shows us as Gold status. I know this is just a glitch but can you help us out? Thank you, John, for all you do! BTW, we enjoyed The Chefs Table immensely it made our 25th anniversary so special. Chef Gerald presented us with a cake.

John says:
Hello Debra and Harold Wilson,

I have asked my friend and colleague, Michelle, to check on this and she just told me you are showing as Platinum so this has been fixed. I thank you for your loyalty and if there is anything I can do for you please let me know.

Best wishes to you both.

John

Jeff asked:
Hi John,

Love your bloggy thing and I’m one of those who appreciate all you do to assist cruisers in enjoying their cruise. Need your opinion if you agree with me that Carnival has helped to disprove a “myth” that has been around for a long time. Recently in May 2012 after a three-year hiatus from cruising due to medical restrictions, we were finally able to return to cruising with a four-night cruise on the Carnival Fascination, a 2,052-passenger, 70,000-ton ship. Just recently we took a seven-night cruise on a competitor’s 3,600+ passenger, 160,000-ton ship. After we returned home, we discussed among ourselves the two cruises we have taken this year and we were all in agreement we enjoyed Carnival’s four-night cruise on the Carnival Fascination better than the seven-night cruise on the competitor’s ship. John, would you agree that Carnival has helped to disprove the myth “Bigger is Better!”

John says:
Hello Jeff,

Thanks so much for the kind words and I hope you enjoyed both your cruises and most importantly you are doing well now since your medical restrictions. Is bigger better? That is a tough one to answer. Certainly the huge leviathan ships are able to offer a lot of on board entertainment areas and some of them are from what I hear, pretty special. For me the thing a cruise ship needs to have is a wonderful crew and multiple places to see and hear the sea. Certainly our Fantasy, Spirit, Destiny, Conquest, Splendor and Dream classes offer something for everyone and with our Breeze 2.0 class just announced, we have an even bigger ship. Is bigger better…….sometimes it is…..and my wife would agree. Thanks again for the kind words and hope to see you soon.

Best wishes.

John

Gretchen asked:

You have talked in the blog about what the ships do for Halloween and Christmas. What about Easter? We will be sailing over Easter, just wondering.

John says:
Hello Gretchen,

We do an Easter egg hunt for the kids but that aside we really do not have any special Easter events. I know though that you will have a wonderful time.

Best wishes.

John

Myriam asked:
Dear John,

We cruised two years ago and you were the cruise director. We had so much fun watching your performances that we decided to book on the Carnival Magic last December during Christmas. Due to our jobs, my husband and I had been living thousands of miles apart, but wanted to spend the holidays together on a cruise and we knew we would have a blast. Unfortunately, you were on vacation so we missed you. We were so bored due to your absence that we spent lots of time in our room. I am writing now because we had some “magic” on the Carnival Magic, and our beautiful baby girl was born last week, 9 months after the cruise. She was conceived December 18, 2011, our first night on the Magic. I guess I should thank you for being on vacation and getting us into our rooms!

Myriam

John says:
Hello Myriam,

I am so sorry that you were bored and we will work harder on our activities. I am though thrilled that you came away from the cruise with something very special and I wish all three of you health and happiness and of course many more cruises.

Best wishes to you all.

John

That’s all for today and I will be back with more on Wednesday. And now, as promised, here is the latest cruise director schedule from January to July 2013.

First of all let me remind you that the schedule is always subject to change as things happen personally and professionally, of course, but for the most part the schedule is set and this wonderful group of cruise directors will work hard to make sure you all have a brilliant time.

As I am talking about CD’s, I should mention a late addition to November. As you may know we are in the process of making multiple changes in our entertainment department shore side and a new group of beards are, as we speak, being hired and they will be instructed to look at taking our live shows, activities and live music to even higher levels. At the center of all these changes on board will be the CDs and so it has been decided that later this month we will have a cruise director conference that looks like this.

NOVEMBER 19-20 – CRUISE DIRECTORS CONFERENCE IN MIAMI

NOVEMBER 21 – 24 – CONFERENCE MOVES TO CARNIVAL BREEZE

During the Miami portion of the conference the cruise directors will meet some of the new beards and will get up to date with the 2.0 upgrades and some of the exciting new entertainment themes we will bring to the ships. Then the conference moves on board so that the cruise directors can see some of the 2.0 upgrades including HASBRO, Playlist and many of the other upgrades in action. So, who is going to the conference? Well, most of the CDs will be there but two will not. Stuart Dunn remains in Australia on the Carnival Spirit and he needs to stay there as the season is still in its infancy. Also not going will be Josh AKA Big Sexy. He is the CD of the Carnival Glory and she will be just out of dry dock with all the 2.0 upgrades and so it is important that he remain there for that important first cruise. All the other CDs will be there….. except Butch. That’s because it is felt by the beards that as senior cruise director I should be there as well and so I will leave the Carnival Breeze in St. Maarten and Butch will join the ship and take over for the last three days of the voyage as it becomes his ship in Miami anyway.

While the CDs are at the conference, the acting CDs and assistant cruise directors will take over for those days and I will have a list of who will be doing that across the fleet in the next couple of days. I hope you enjoy seeing the schedule and as, I always, like to remind everyone, we are, I think the only cruise line that offers this insight and one of the reasons is that I believe the cruise director continues to be such an important part to the cruise experience. Do you agree? I hope so.

It’s been a busy week what with the Boo in the Zoo event which, by the way, was fantastic and then me hosting Carnival Conquest’s press event following her 2.0 upgrades. I had four flights, three different hotels and one itchy hemorrhoid but in my role as brand ambassador, I was once again proud to be at these events. Tomorrow, we sail on the trans-Atlantic cruise and here are the details of who is sailing with us.

Total guests 3,609

USA – 2,370
Canada – 451
Germany – 221
Canada (French) – 125
Great Britain – 99
Australia – 97
Netherlands – 72
Russian Federation – 17
Switzerland – 14
Argentina – 14
Bolivia – 1

Guests under 21 – 67

Aged 60 – 70 – 1,513
Aged 70 – 80 – 779
Aged 81 – 90 – 101
Aged 90 plus – 5

It’s going to be a challenging cruise, trans-Atlantic voyages always are but I am sure it will be fun and I will do my very best to make sure it’s the best TA ever. I will have more on this on my Facebook page and here on the blog and share dinner menus with you and highlights of all the activities. We sail on election night, of course, and I have decided to put a big screen up in the conference room and have rolling election coverage there for those who want to sit and watch with others. We will provide coffee and juice and make sure all sharp objects are removed. It looks like a tight race and I certainly am not going to wander into a political minefield and say who I want to win. I will say that while I am writing this, I am watching Bill Clinton on the BBC’s coverage and have been reminded what a brilliant orator he is. Whatever your view of his politics, his charisma, conviction and leadership skills are truly extraordinary.

British politics suffer for a complete absence of those characteristics among politicians and most of our leaders since Mrs. Thatcher, have the charisma of a French deodorant salesman. History may well have taken a different course during Clinton’s presidency if he hadn’t being photographed at the church doorway clutching his Bible and holding his wife’s hand before dashing off to the Oval Office to play hide the cigar with Monica in the executive toilet.

So all is set for a wonderful 16-day voyage and, as always, I wish you were here. Oh, by the way …….I am writing this from a hotel in Barcelona waiting for my ship to come in so I think I will have a little walk down Las Ramblas, eat some spicy paella……… which means I had also better buy a packet of wet wipes.

Goodnight.

Your friend,

John

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58 Responses to JANUARY – JULY 2013 CD SCHEDULE….AND A WIPE OUT

  1. Sheila Jordan says:

    Yes, I am a guilty as charged wipe user for the extra sanitation, as are my mother and children. We HAVE flushed them and DID clog the toilet! Haha. Will ask for sanitary bags on our 7th cruise this month! Furthermore, love the recognition program also mentioned by a guest above where gold and platinum members can assist excellent staff with vouchers for prize incentives! Finally, I move into my new condo in 3 weeks and hope I can reach the appropriate beard in FL on tips to decorate an entire bedroom wall of Carnival photos, colors, souveniers, etc. Maybe they’ll want to use the final product in an ad campaign! Love you John! Keep up the great work!

  2. Janet says:

    John, love Ray’s idea of being able to give a crew something that say’s great job. We haven’t sailed on Princess in a few years but they use to have blue index cards in different places around the ship. You could pick up a card and fill out the needed information to give someone recognition. You could either give the card direct to the person, drop it off at a box near Customer Service or give the card to someone at the Customer Service desk. Maybe giving cards to Platinum/Diamond cruisers that are a different color than ones available to all would work. That way everyone could take part in saying “this person went above and beyond” but the “beards” would know which ones come from seasoned Carnival Cruisers. Each card could be worth x-amount of points and points could be turned into a reward.

    • Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

      I think the idea of being able to give the staff and crew something extra is wonderful.

      Hope that is one that Carnival seriously considers.

      Linda (Mom of DJ)

    • Bob Baughan says:

      I agree. We usually travel with a group and have on occasion all taken up a huge tip for that special crew member. This would be an even better idea!!!

  3. Tanya Wells says:

    Hello John,
    I am now saddened after reading that the logo items are changing in January. We have a cruise on the Liberty, Jan.05,2013 and was looking forward to receiving the binoculars. Anyway of still receiving them?

    Thanks for all you do John… you do have to deal with a lot of issues :(

    ~Tanya

    • Rick Williamson says:

      Tanya, get over it. They are real but toy size. They do have the Carnival name on them. Now don’t get me wrong I’m glad I got them. just don’t lose sleep over not getting one

    • Barb Shugart says:

      Tonya, I don’t think he meant that the binoculars won’t be part of the program. It looked to me like there will also be other choices for people who have already received or aren’t interested in the binoculars.

    • Barb Shugart says:

      Apologies for mispelling your name.

      • Tanya Wells says:

        Thanks Barb. It would be nice if we get a choice that way if we can avoid duplicates if we wish. I also understand that they are a gift, and should appreciate what ever we get.

  4. Dave Houston says:

    Hi John,
    We are salling on the Magic 3/31/2013. My Wife and I are giving this to our 2 kids for Christmas. I was wondering if there was a waay to get 2 ships on a stick or something with”Carnival Magic” on it for when they open thier presents.

  5. Rev Barb in Canada says:

    Thanks for the way you noted the Canadian guests in the blog tonight. It’s been a pet peeve but now I’m happy LOL

  6. Gary Whitbread,

    You said you were “unable to use our balcony because everyone around us was constantly smoking”. So it looks like the majority of cruisers are smokers. So how would a ship servive with just non-smokers.

    It’s the few radical non-smokers that caused this for you. When smokers could smoke in most places they were scattered all over the ship. With all the rule changes on smoking you now cram smokers into just a few places make those places worse then before. Smokers can’t smoke in their cabins so their forced onto their balconies. Smokers that used to book non-balcony cabins are now forced to book balcony cabins. So now you have more smokers in balcony cabins smoking on the balconies. YOU ASK FOR IT.

    • Jimmie says:

      Non Smokers, SPA Cabins and balconies are non-smoking, so if you want a smoke free area it’s available.

      • Martha says:

        The SPA cabins wouldn’t work for me. I want to be right in the middle of the ship. It would not be impossible to put aside a few balcony rooms on one side of the ship on a deck or two for the non-smokers. Hotels do it all the time and they have an ever changing mix of people.

        • Martha says:

          For me personally it isn’t the smoke that bugs me so much, but the ash in my wine. :0)

        • If they just do a section here or a deck there you will still have smokers next to those on or near the end of it. Or above and below if you got by deck. I will aways believe it’s safer to smoke inside the cabin under the smoke detector and sprinklers and no outside on the balcony in the wind.

    • wayne t says:

      we went on a Princess criuse earlier this year, no smoking in cabins or on the balconys, it was just great for us who spend a lot of time on the balconys, there still seemed to be plenty of places where smokers were able to gather.

    • Liane Holder says:

      I wouldn’t mind it if the smokers made sure their cig butts weren’t being discarded onto the balcony floor. Our entire cruise cig butts/ashes would roll down the trough on the edge of the balcony. Stewards would clean them only to find next day more were blown down the way.

      Smokers, syow your butts please.

    • Gary Whitbread says:

      I asked for it?

      I totally respect anyone who wants to smoke, the same as I’d expect anyone who smokes should respect my decision not to?

      I’m not suggesting no one should be allowed to smoke, or even to limit where there should smoke, simply that no smokers should be able to arrange an area that is smoke free. It doesn’t seem like it would be a crazy request.

      Just as you I paid for the benefit of having a balcony, but unlike you I did not have the ability to enjoy it the way you did. I am considering next time playing mariachi music out there since that isn’t against the rules ;)

  7. Theresa says:

    we had out travel agent quit and have now had our 2 cruises transferred to Carnival directly. I would like to know how this is going to work now, will we have an email or something sent to us once the transfer is complete? Any answers you can give are greatly appreciated.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Theresa, for a quick response you should ask John on his FaceBook page.

    • Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

      I would suggest getting a PVP (Personal Vacation Planner). They work for Carnival so you are dealing directly with them…

  8. CherylC says:

    Hoping that during your conference that you’ll discuss updating the ships and entertainment on your west coast ships. Every ship gets 2.0 after they return to East coast, but nothing gets updates before coming west. Entertainment hasn’t change either. I’d love to see the Beatles show.

  9. Thomas says:

    Really Damon Hammond? You’ve been ignored on a blog and you consider that bad customer service? You probably are the person who complains about everything to get something for free.

  10. candace says:

    Glad to have you back! It must be an exhausting but satisfying job to be a CD. Would love to be able to do something like that! Wish all the new CD’s good luck! PS ( I am not a fan of wet wipes unless someone is there to powder my bumm after)

  11. Bonida says:

    Aged 60 – 70 – 1,513
    Aged 70 – 80 – 779
    Aged 81 – 90 – 101
    Aged 90 plus – 5
    Is this really the ages of the passengers? Is that not rather unusual? Just wondering, lol. Hope yall have a great trip!

  12. John I’m so glad you are back on the blog. It’s been close to a month since you been gone and I missed you & the blog. Welcome back my friend.

    Paul F. Pietrangelo

  13. Lisa says:

    Loved this post and laughed out loud! Wonder if you have to us TP after the wipes to dry the tush? Thank God someone thought of leaves and the Sears catalog after straw. 8-/

    Agree about Clinton, as I can’t take my eyes off of him when he speaks. He is the very best at public speaking.

    Thanks for another entertaining blog post. I’ve been waiting for you to get back and this post did not disappoint. lol!

  14. Teresa Richardson says:

    I do like the idea of being able to reward staff who go above and beyond for me and I have been doing so for several years. I get prepaid phone cards and give them to people who do something special for us on each cruise. On one cruise I had given one to a young man in the gift shop who used super glue to repair my glasses. The next day I gave one to someone at guest services and was greeted with a smile and “Oh! So you are the lady giving away phone cards. Thank you so much!” Apparently this was a practical gift that came in handy.

    • Chris says:

      I think that is a great idea of having some way to reward the staff that goes above and beyond besides a extra tip. It would be a great thing if not only did they get a gift certificate but also be recognized by the company.

      As far as smoking is concerned the other poster was correct in saying that since smokers are so limited as to where they can light up anymore it is going to be much more noticeable in those venues. I would suggest that if you don’t want to take a chance of having a smoker on their balcony at the same time you are on yours you purchase the Spa cabins. They do cost more than a regular but as a smoker I have had to pay more for my cruises as I was just as happy in a OV however I now have to get a balcony or above just so I don’t need to go somewhere else to have a smoke. The company has done an incredible job of limiting where the smoker is welcome to satisfy the non smokers while not totally alienating the smoker but they will never be able to keep everyone happy

    • Ron Ingram says:

      “…please contact your stateroom steward when you get on board and ask him for sanitary bags in which you can dispose of the mostly white wipes.”

      So what happens with the “mostly NON-white wipes”?

    • Lila Pierce says:

      John, I see by the new CD schedule that Cory Rogers is listed as the CD on the Miracle for December 2012. I understand that this is always subject to change; however, you just answered this question for me in the last couple weeks, telling me it would be Malcolm Burns. Which is correct?

      • Rick Williamson says:

        I would go with Rogers that’s who John posted on here yesterday. But really what does this matter. You are going on a cruise not a CD.

  15. Tracy says:

    We will be cruising the Breeze in May 2013. I see from the schedule that Butch will not be on there. Will you be there or who will be our cruise director? Thanks – Enjoy your Blog.

  16. RANDY SOBELMAN says:

    HEY JOHN VERY DISAPPOINTED U WONT BE ON TNE 11/24 SAILING. YOU DID PROMISE ME A SURPRISE FOR MY DIAMOND I DONT KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. SO ARE YOU TELLING BUTCH TO SURPRISE ME”? LOL HOPE SO

  17. George says:

    John,

    See you in a few hours on board. Looking forward to some great days in port and on the high seas.

  18. Heather McCall Caballero says:

    Hi John – I noticed on the schedule you sign off the Breeze for conference and Butch takes over. Will you still sail with us on the Nov 24 cruise? Certainly hope so. Was hoping to see you again after all these years and introduce the family to ya. Once a CCL Crew Member, always a crew member :-)

  19. Mark (Breeze Feb 2 - 27NBZ1 – 2219) says:

    Hi, we’re cruising on the Breeze in February (we’ve read some very positive feedback on Butch).

    A couple of us are gluten free and I’ve read that Carnival will do a first rate job of taking care of us in the dining room.

    I’m wondering whether you would consider adding a gluten free bread option at the Deli and maybe even at Guy’s Burgers?

    Thanks for your time,
    Mark

  20. Jackie Smith says:

    Tears are running down my cheeks (on my face that is) having laughed my way through your toilet paper review. I must get a tissue to wipe them away. . .wait! I’d better use a wet wipe. . .

    • English Tim says:

      I did wonder why some of the shower curtains had brown stains on them. I always assumed it was rust :)

  21. Judith Mkam says:

    Regarding wet wipes. There are those that are specifically made for use by adults after using the toilet and they ARE flushable. These are NOT the same wipes that are used to clean babies after a diaper change which are NOT flushable. Though it is possible that the ships’ fragile plumbing may not be able to degrade the flushable ones, please be advised there is a difference.

  22. Eileene says:

    Thank you for the insight, John. I’m not one of those “millions” of people who use wipes in the bathroom, but then, I never was a trend-follower. Have a good TA – WIWT!!

  23. Lisa Beshears says:

    I have never heard of anyone using wet wipes for toilet paper. I am skeptical about “Millions of people” doing it, it seems a bit obsessive to me. I don’t love the toilet paper on the ships, but I know how necessary it is for the plumbing.

  24. The Cruzin2some says:

    Dear John,
    It looks like Carnival will need to install some blow dryers in the stalls for the Wet Wipe folks!
    The Cruzin2some

  25. grizel robertson says:

    OMG, how do you deal with complainants? They grunt about menial issues & should shut up. After 25 cruises (187 days on Carnival), all starting from the UK, I have never had a problem. Some people want to whinge 100% about the downside of cruising – why don’t they think about the awful conditions they experience at home. I cannot believe that the US fraternity dislikes Carnival, I have too many friends who will vouch otherwise. John, forget the nutters who critise you & pass my regards to Heidi & Kye. Take care.

  26. Brian says:

    “Your wife died because she used regular toilet paper”

    Said no doctor ever.

  27. Lugo Vazquez says:

    The people are “winding you up” about the wet wipes. Wet Wipes would clog ANY toilet and no one really uses them for that. Either it was a joke by the people who sent it to you or it was a joke by you (like most of the fake letters you come up with).

  28. Hannie says:

    Hello John, i hope that during the conference you will point out that the live bands at the pool and the live bands on other places on the ship are very much missed. The only place you can go to now is the nightclub and this music you here allday at the pool allready. Last time on the Breeze the ocean plaza had a band playing untill 9.30 pm so when we came out of the blushdiningroom it just finished. And then karaoke started. I know a lot of people like karaoke but 12 nights in a row?.Maybe u could find some place on the beautiful Breeze were people can to the karaoke and use the ocean plaza for a live band that play’s untill late night.

  29. Robert says:

    I am very upset with the CD schedule. When we booked the BREEZE for Feb 2nd out of Miami, you were scheduled to be the CD. Will Ken still be on-board or is he being moved also?

  30. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

    Damon Hammond:

    “I hope this time you will have the proper professional decency to reply.”

    I hope NEXT time you will learn some manners and quit being such an arrogant rude jerk.

  31. Barb Shugart says:

    John, I’m a bit surprised by your reply to Gary Whitbread about splitting the ship between smoking and non-smoking cabins. Back in the 80s when we first started sailing with Carnival, they used to ask us if we wanted a smoking or non-smoking cabin. If we were smokers we were assigned cabins on the starboard side. Non-smokers on the port side. Why can’t the same sort of thing be done with passengers booking into balcony staterooms. Either put the smokers on one side or put them further back so when the ship is moving it blows away from the non-smokers.

    I’m just wondering based on the past why this sort of thing cannot be done again.

  32. Nicole Novesky says:

    So glad you are back John! I missed reading your blog. I can’t wait to cruise with you and Butch on 12/2!

  33. Maz Watson says:

    Wet wipes for toilet use is on the increase and so is spotty botty in adults due to the chemical solvents and perfumes in wipes.
    Stick to toilet tissue and wash your hands properly
    http://www.health.am/ab/more/wet-wipes-may-cause-rashes/

  34. Phil Grape says:

    John, thanks for clearing up the shower curtain thing for me. I always wondered what those dark marks were on them.
    I love your blog, keep up the good work!!

  35. sharon burke says:

    First off -OMG- I just checked the 2013 CD Schedule and you are on our June sailing from BCN to Dover, sooooooo excited….11 years later and now back on the Legend with you :)

    Secondly = glad to see my fellow Canadians are on board in decent numbers, I find the age breakdown interesting though….

    My husband doesnt know we are booked for June, guess what he is getting for Christmas :) another cruise LOL…but special because you will be on board

  36. Jim Eakins says:

    John Please Respond

    Greetings Good Sir,

    We are booked on the Miracle to Hawaii on 18 Jan 2014 and, yes, we are already anxious .

    We are very interested in the Chef’s Table experience and wonder if it is possible to determine what day during the voyage this will take place.

    The Carnival web site suggests one book early but it gives no indication of how one goes about booking the Chef’s Table experience. On Princess the process was to make sure you are one of the first on board, grab a courtesy phone, and hope you are quick enough to make the list. Is there a similar process on the Miracle and, if so, pray tell what number does one call to make the booking?

  37. Michelle Huffman says:

    When will the CD schudle be posted for the rest of 2013?

  38. judi klubes says:

    hi
    this is my first time writing to you. so here goes. this will be my husband and mine 15th cruise with carnival and my grandsons 9th or 10th. however, it is the first time we will be sailing on the breeze. this is such a large ship and our concerns are service and room service. to be exact, the length of time to receive these services at dinner and when we call room service. can you please help with an est. of time. afterall, this is a huge ship. thanks . judi

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