August 11, 2015 -

John Heald

You will have seen that Carnival is rolling out our new Internet programs thick and fast across the fleet. This will be followed by the popular Hub app that is now on Carnival Breeze, next on Carnival Sunshine and by year’s end, on even more ships. These are more ways to connect with people in the cabin next to you or family who are hundreds or more miles away. “Hooray” many of you will say but I would expect there to be some “boos,” as well.

The airline industry is already stepping up its game as I discovered on my flights recently. These days many flight attendants I have met on planes seem to be more like security guards with nice hair rather than the, “Is there anything I can get for you, sir?” attendants of old. This, of course, comes from the world we live in and we have to listen to what flight attendants say in much the same way we ask our guests to listen to our staff on our ships. But things are changing there too. In the past, one of the sure ways to upset Lisa or Dave, the flight attendants, was to use your cell phone while on the plane and anyone found with their phone not in the mysterious “airplane mode,” would be thrown to the floor, beaten over the head with the in-flight magazine and tied to their seat until landing when they would be arrested before being driven to a secret CIA base in Cleveland and accused of being a terrorist. Well, it seems that the idea of your phone being a safety hazard is bollocks because on my flight to Miami last week on American Airlines, they did allow passengers to make use their personal cell phones during this trans-Atlantic flight.  I have heard that they are testing this on select flights, as well, so we’ll see what the future holds.

Now, some of you may be excited by this and will be one of those who, directly after takeoff grab their Eyephone and scream, “Hello Mum, I can see the Brooklyn Bridge. Gee, it looks so small from up here!” Surely, there are very few who will be jumping for joy about this news. I would rather be trapped in an elevator with 10 Frenchmen and a dead skunk before I would wish to be trapped in a metal tube next to someone called SeeBurd screaming down his phone, “I’m on the plane! The food here sucks, the service from Dave and Lisa, our flight attendants, is rude and I will be writing a review about this on”

Personally, I hate this idea and flying does have one respite and that’s I am out of contact with the beards and ship life for a few hours and I sodding love that. Cellular phones rule our lives. The streets where you live and the mall where you shop are now populated by zombies who shuffle along staring at their handsets. Being on a plane and while at sea were, for the most part, the only places left where you were unreachable, where, just for a while, you could relax, watch a movie, stare at the flight attendant’s bottom and do so knowing you were completely disconnected from the world. And, of course, using your cell phone in flight means it’s not just the speaking loudly which will be annoying but remember people can now call you so that means throughout an eight-hour trans-Atlantic flight, we will be disturbed by various ring tones from that eye phone ring most of the world has to the theme from James Bond.

Yep, flying already is s**t from those bastards who recline their seats immediately after takeoff to those whose arse smells so badly it probably has a tooth growing up there. And now we are close to providing the same service in the cruise industry and many will rejoice. But please, don’t become a cruise zombie. Don’t be shuffling up and down Promenade deck wuzzupping with your friends to tell them, “Had a kiss on the lips, wow – LOL.” Don’t be spending dinner face down in your Eyephone and forgetting to spend the meal talking about the fun you have had and the fun still to come. By the way……whatever happened to the humble postcard? I kind of miss it, don’t you?

Time for today’s Q and A, off we go.

Larry Worrall asks:
Stop stop stop force feeding everyone this drivel on how well you are doing on your diet. Whatever you say Mr. Heald, how can you force a depressed person to eat salad? Should responsible waiters refuse to serve passengers more food if they look morbidly overweight like you once were and maybe who knows again saying: “Chocolate melting cake? No, you’ve had enough?” That would set up some pretty awkward main dining room scenes. Think about what you write before you write it!!!!!

John says:
Hello Larry Worrall

I am sorry if my reports about my continuing fight to lose weight upset you. It is my diet and nobody else’s and I would never try to impress on anyone that they need to drop the weight or how they should do so. I have been on the receiving end of that for many years, so it would be massively hypocritical if I did the same. I hope this explanation and my apology will be accepted

Best wishes.


Randel Raison asks:
John, we go on so many cruises each year that we have become quite friendly with many of the officers and staff.  When the staff moves to a different ship, it can be a sad event. But, we use, which is a handy way to find out what other ships will be in a particular port on a particular day. We have found this to be very useful, and have passed it along to staff, as well, and they love it. Maybe the Facebook readers would appreciate knowing about this handy website. Best regards.


John says:
Hello Randel Raison

I am sure many others will find this useful too and indeed one person who does is me as I had no idea about this site so a huge thank you for sharing it. I hope we see you on many more cruises to come. Best wishes.


Beverly Smith-Hansen asks:
I can only cruise in the summer so, as an educator, my choices are limited and the prices high. What really is unfair is how Carnival does not provide an adults-only ship so that teachers do not have to spend their vacation time surrounded by noisy brats just as we do the rest of the year. An adults only ship would be jumped on by teachers across the world. Teachers should get discounts too just like you give soldiers.

John says:
Hello Beverly Smith – Hansen

I have said many times here how much I respect teachers and I know, from my Dad being a teacher the challenges they face each day and indeed when it comes to holiday time. However, I am afraid the chances of us ever having an “adults-only” ship are not good as we are proudly a family cruise line. I do hope we see you soon for what I assure you will be a brilliant time and thank you for all the work you do. Best wishes.


Sharon Obrien asks:
John: Just off a quick five-day getaway on Carnival Triumph…my 19th cruise, 18 of which are Carnival (the other was HAL to Alaska)! Also booked on the Carnival Dream in August with my granddaughter, 11 days in October on the Dream and 15 in January 16 to Hawaii! LOVE Carnival!! Great things first… Christie at the Future Cruise desk was FAB! Chalanta and team in dining were FAB! Oscar and team in housekeeping were FAB! Just another great cruise with Carnival! Concerns – this was the “maiden” voyage for my mom’a new scooter. We specifically bought it for the January cruise to Hawaii and this was a test cruise to confirm its usefulness; you see, mom is now 83 and having so many mobility issues, we were afraid that she was going to have to stop cruising! Long story short, the ONLY issues we had were the ramp angles getting on and off the ship-it has a very low profile and bottoms out! Let me also say that there were at least four more of these on board with us as it is a popular brand/style. Mom cannot get up and walk over the ramp which also creates problems. So, my thoughts… Could Carnival staff have access to a secondary style ramp to replace the primary one when they are loading/unloading scooter bound guests? Something that has a longer ramp with less height on the profile? Just a thought! We also sailed the Carnival Freedom repositioning cruise to Galveston and there were a substantial number of scooters on board as we had about 800+ diamonds and platinums! Carnival needs to really look at keeping these older folks happy for obvious reasons!!

John says:
Hello Sharon OBrien

I want to thank you for this post, not only the terrific words of praise but for the excellent feedback on the ramp. This is something I am sure we can look into and improve on and I shall copy this to all the right people. Sometimes these things need to be shown to us from your perspective, otherwise, we assume everything is as it should be, so a huge thank you once again. Please do let me know if there is anything else I can do for you and I hope we will see you soon

Best wishes


Danette Geltz asks:
I have booked a cruise for next year. At what point does Carnival issue the initial FTTF offer? I would think there has to be some trigger. Thank you very much.

John says:
Hello Danette Geltz

Thank you for booking with us and please do keep checking on Faster to the Fun. The average time we have this available on is 90 days before the cruise but often it will appear before that. Please let me know if you have any other questions and have a brilliant cruise. Best wishes.


Rhonda Stine asks:
Does Carnival have any of the bed wedges available for passengers? It’s a triangle pillow that elevates the head and neck area. I was diagnosed with breast cancer last year and am still in
the midst of a reconstruction process, so it is very difficult for me to sleep without a bed wedge. I thought I’d look ridiculous carrying my personal one through the embarkation process. My husband has booked three cruises with Carnival for this summer! Yay! So…I’d thought I’d ask. I love your blogs and the information that you provide. Keep us laughing!

John says:
Hello Rhonda Stone

I am so sorry to read about what you are going through. I am afraid we don’t have these available on board so I would suggest you do bring your own. Meanwhile if there is anything at all I can do to make you more comfortable, please do let me know here or via my page. I wish you health and happiness and many more fun cruises with us. Best wishes.


Paul Belardinelli asks:
You keep using the words “Mr. and Mrs. – mom and dad.” This is America, you may be living in the Stone Age but AMERICA IS NOT.

John says:
Hello Paul Belardinelli

I do often forget to keep what I write gender neutral and do so for no other reason that old habits die hard and sometimes I simply forget. So for the times I have and the times in the future when I might again, I apologise. Best wishes.


Thomas Foote asks:
I have recently booked a cruise on April 2016 on the Carnival Splendor. My cruise is going to a new port Amber Cove. Can you send me some information on the best beaches to go to.
Does the Carnival Splendor have Guy’s Burgers?

John says:
Hello Thomas Foote.

Let me say firstly that the Carnival Splendor does not have a Guy’s Burger Joint nor are there immediate plans to install one in the near future. The good news is that the first call to Amber Cove will be taken by the Carnival Victory in October and I will have a full report about that here so please do watch for that. It is going to be a fabulous port of call and I wish you a wonderful time there.  Best wishes.


Pam asks:
John we need more activities on board on sail days. I want Carnival to do a piece on ship life. Let us get a glimpse of what life is like working on a cruise ship pictures, Q&A, fun facts, etc. ….. We went on another cruise line several years ago and they did this. Captain came and spoke and told about what he does. Really enjoyed it. Can’t Carnival add to its list of things? Love the Game of Love and Hairy Chest Contest. Need more things like that.

John says:
Hello Pam

I am glad you have written because we are starting to do more of these kind of things on our ships. In fact, on our Carnival Journeys cruises, there will be behind the scenes get-togethers with the captain, chief engineer and cruise director, as well as people like the laundry manager and food operations personnel and the chef. We will see how these go and how popular they are and maybe we can introduce to other ships too. Thanks for the input, hope we see you soon for more fun. Best wishes.


Rachel asks:
Hi John! I just wanted to comment on the changes for Gold VIFP cruisers. We will hit gold on our next cruise this August, and I have to say I was really looking forward to finally getting an invite to the party. Of course, I understand the changes due to logistics, but it’s still a disappointment since I was excited to finally be “in the club,” so to speak. There are so many perks for Platinum cruisers, and it seems not very many for gold now. It won’t stop me sailing, but it just seems kind of silly for there to be all these “tiers” of VIFP when really there’s no difference until you’re Platinum. My other comment is regarding the bottled water. I’m so very glad that Carnival is reducing the price to buy it on board. I hate lugging bottles of water with me, and I’m not really fond of the tap water on the ship, so this is a perfect solution for me. Now if you could just lower the price for the canned sodas we can purchase online ahead of our cruise that would be excellent! Until then, I’ll be buying my 12-pack of diet coke for $2.99 and lugging it through security with me. Thanks for all you do, and for keeping me entertained during my breaks at work!

John says:
Hello Rachel

Thank you for your loyalty and I know the changes we made to our program did not sit well with some of our Gold members. I do hope though that you will enjoy the complimentary drink we give you for the last night of the cruise. I understand all your points and I will send them to those who need to see what you have to say. I do hope you reach Platinum status soon and I remain here at your service. Best wishes.


Andrea Gregson asks:
I was in line at the Lido buffet on the last sea day of my cruise last week, and this miserable old hen was claiming that Carnival refuses to do anything about balcony smoking. In fact, it was so bad that they were giving her a free cruise as compensation.

John says:
Hello Andrea Gregson

As you know smoking is strictly forbidden on the balconies and, if guests are caught, there is a fine for them to pay and the possibility that they will be disembarked. As for us giving a free cruise to someone who had someone smoking on the balcony next to them, I would say that this was utter nonsense. Hope that helps and please do ask me if you have any more questions. Best wishes.


That’s all for today.  I will be back here soon to answer all your questions and back on to do the same.

Well, it’s Tuesday and I will, by the time you have read this, spent the day filming with many of the top Carnival beards and you will have a chance to see all those videos soon here on the blog.

I have also spent the last day getting my new personal assistant, Jacinta, trained, ready to take on her new role. My previous PA, Emma, decided to leave the job and look after her family at home and I will miss her a lot. And so, it was time to hire a new one.

For those who do not know, Jacinta comes from the bar department as did I. I really wanted to give someone else a chance to progress, just as I was given that chance and so at the recommendations of the managers she has worked with and because of the vast amount of amazing comments she received from our guests I decided, rather nervously, if I am honest, to hire her. And, so far, she has been terrific.

So, I thought you would like to meet her and listen to her story in her own words as she answers my questions.

Here then is Jacinta.


Jacinta, welcome aboard.

Please can you tell us something about yourself? Where are you from and how did your journey with Carnival start?  Hello, everyone. My name is Jacinta and my family is from Romania. I started with Carnival in 2012 as a bar waitress. Leaving my family was the most difficult thing I had to do. Working on the ship has meant I can support and look after them

What was your favourite bar to work in and why? I love the piano bar. It is so much fun, because the guests have fun there and the singing and the atmosphere. I was not just a bar waitress there I was helping entertain and I was also being entertained by the piano bar players, as well as the guests who have such a good time there.

If a guest said “recommend me a cocktail” what would you suggest to them? My favorite was a “Show Stopper Martini.” It is champagne with strawberry puree and Absolute vodka citron. It is amazing, all of our guests should try one!

Did you ever receive any unusual requests from guests? The one drink that people always asked me for that we did not have was sugar free diet ginger ale. I was also asked if I live on the ship. I once had some guests shout at me because they were not allowed to come into the crew only party.

What has been your favourite ship so far and why?  That’s easy, Carnival Sunshine. The managers and crew were so like family. There were difficult times when the ship came from dry dock but the people were all amazing. I love the piano bar and the guests – yes, my favorite ship

So, what are you looking forward to about your new position? I was very nervous when my bar manager asked me if I would be interested in working with you. Everyone knows Mr. John, all the crew call him that and everyone loves Mr. John. I am looking forward to working hard, learning new things and helping him with all I can do. I am very happy for this chance.

What is your favourite movie? The Notebook (John says “Oh, FFS”)

Who has had the most influence on your life so far? My mother – she has such love for her family. I have the best mum in the world.

Do you know what Preparation H is? No. What is it?

I think Jacinta is going to be wonderful and look out for her own Instagram page for you to follow soon. Time for me now to get on with her training…….starting with educating her on the soothing aspects of Preparation H and how it should be applied.

I just want to go back to the phones on a plane subject if I may because having sat here in my underpants, I suddenly thought…….hold on, will passengers be allowed to use their cellular telephones while the plane is taxiing?  So why were the flight attendants telling us to “turn your phones off now” the whole time? Surely, this is madness. We all definitely understood that if we switch on our phones while we’re on a plane taking off in Miami, even when it is trundling along the ground at 5 mph, it will immediately veer onto I-95 ……without using its turning signals.

Now, it appears we may be allowed to use our phones, after all, which means pilots may one day be in the cockpit talking to their family or looking at Think about it.  To make sure the plane does not crash or explode, passengers are told to place their hammers and bows and arrows and toothpaste in the hold. And before they are even allowed into the departure hall, they must pass through a machine that allows security personnel to have a look at their dangly bits and their lady gardens. So I reckon these days, using your phone on a plane is no more dangerous than hosting the pillow fighting contest on the flashback day during our Carnival Journeys cruise…… but, apparently, according to the safety vest and hard hat-wearing beards……I am not allowed to do that either.


Your friend,

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44 Responses to CONNECTING…………………WITH JACINTA

  1. Ken Timmins says:

    John, When will the last chapter of Dancing with the Ships be announced? Staff in Tampa is hoping for a “Mirace”. Any news?
    I have asked this before but thought I would again.
    Best wishes

  2. Angie Poynter says:

    Jacinta!!!! We sailed with her on the Glory this summer and she’s fabulous! Just remind her that “big brother is watching” LOL Good luck and have fun with John. Can’t wait to see where this journey takes you.

  3. Charles Forshee says:

    John looking forward to meeting Jacinta as all of the assistances that you have had have been great.
    Now for a quick question can you see about maybe joining us in the Triumph journey cruise in October or November. This was the 1st of the journey cruises (have been booked since the day it came out b2b). It would be great to see you again and I’m sure the other cruisers love it also. Just think about it. Till we meet again cheers mate.

    • Brenda says:

      The innagural Carnival Journeys cruise is on the Dream, Oct. 4, 2015 out of New Orleans. John has previously posted that he will be on that cruise to San Juan as well as the return cruise to New Orleans.

  4. Joan says:

    You know how you feel about other people’s cell phones on the plane? That’s how I feel about cell phones in the ship’s main dining room.

  5. Mike says:

    Maybe I’m running a little thick in the head today but I guess I miss the point of Paul Belardinelli’s little rant about Mr/Mrs-Mom/Dad. What is he talking about and what does it have to do with he, we or anyone being in America?

    • Joe says:

      I think his point is that the traditional way parents are referred to is a man and woman (mr & mrs). I think what he’s trying to say is that in this day and age, parents aren’t made up of just a man and woman. they could be 2 men or 2 women. I had to reread the post to understand what was said as well.

  6. Mary Klamer says:

    We are going on the Conquest on September 13th for vacation and our 36 year anniversary and was wondering if you could do something in our room like a ship on a stick and chocolate and champagne if you can thanks

  7. colin thomson says:

    I am booked on the VISTA may24/16.Is it going to have the AMERICAN MENU on it? When will the steakhouse, JI JI kitchen&CUCINA DEL CAPITANO be open for reservations. Looking forward to meeting you.CHEERS

  8. Mrs Corrie Cleijsen says:

    Hi mr Heald. I’m going on my first cruise in 3 weeks. Sailing on the valor on sep 5th to celebrate out 35th wedding anniverary. I read your blog now for a while and notice that you talked About a lot of ahips but not About the valor. We’re from the Netherlands.
    Hope this ship is also fun to sail on

    • Regina says:

      I was on the Valor in April 2015 and cruising it again in November, 2015. It is so far our favorite ship. It will be my 6th cruise. we enjoy the adults only pool at the back of the ship. Have a great time … you will love the Valor !

  9. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:

    Welcome Jacinta!!!

    Thank you for your time and service and hope you enjoy your new assignment.

  10. BSB says:

    You seem to mention people you have blocked from the website a lot here…you can dish it out but not take it in?? Interesting.

  11. Charlotte says:

    Sorry to see Emma has left Carnival. she was kind enough to come with you to Medical bay when I had my accident onboard. Prayers that things will be alright with her family.

  12. Julie Tyler says:

    Wow Beverly, bitter much? No wonder we educators get such a bad rap with the general public when we have such sterling examples as you writing about ”noisy brats.’ Exactly whom do you teach? Automatrons? If you hate seeing kids being kids during the summer then I would LOVE to look at your professional assessments by your administration, you know the one about interaction between students.

  13. Fern Weaver says:

    Rhonda Stone, We went on our 1st cruise in May and my husband, due to medical reasons, can not lay flat for more than a few minutes and also uses a wedge to sleep. I carried his on board our cruise and he loved having it. Yes, it was awkward to carry but well worth it. Since then I googled inflatable wedge and found some that are made for the beach or such places and looked perfect for our bed. We ordered one and he tried it out and hasn’t stopped using it. We will let the air out, pack it up and take it on all of our cruises now.

  14. Terri Cartin says:

    WELCOME Jacinta !

  15. Geof Schwer says:

    John, this is a FWIT concerning cell phones in general. According to some of the musicians I play with, even a cell phone that’s left on but not being used can still emit radio frequency signals that negatively affect their amplifiers, which is why a lot of performers ask the audience to turn their phones off completely.

  16. Sherry says:

    To Beverly Smith-Hansen: all of the teachers that I have had, known, met, etc. are deserving of our thanks and gratitude for the job they do, including you. But, I think maybe you have forgotten that other people work hard, too. And seriously, teachers should get a discount because they can only cruise in the summer? Well then, how about a family discount in the summer because (horror of horrors) we, as parents, should pull our children out of school for 5 days?

  17. Joanna says:

    Dear John! 😳 Thank you for flying AA!! My beloved airline, been a proud employee for almost 29 yrs! And thank you for your blogs and FB page!!! Enjoy your new iPhone, yes, I spelled it correctly!! Been an iPhone user since they came out, you will end up loving it! And thank you and Carnival for 2 wonderful cruises so far and 2 more booked for 2016!! Just got off the Legend on 8/4 to Alaska!! Booked on the freedom in January and the breeze in May!! ❤️❤️❤️ Carnival!!!! and you too!!!

  18. Wayne Brookins says:

    John, I would like to add my comment to the one regarding the difficulty encountered this past April while trying to board Conquest in Ft. Lauderdale. The ramp that was used was almost vertical, and in order to get my wife on board, it took 3 of us, using every muscle we had. It was very unnerving for my wife, who felt at any moment that she could go backwards to the bottom. Add to this the embarrassment of being close to the front of the line due to FTTF, and there were over 2500 people waiting behind us. Sincerely hope that this is rectified before next April when we try it again.

    • Staci H says:

      We had the exact same issue and it was very humiliating and embarrassing for my mother when we got stuck on the ramps. This has happened numerous times on every ship we have sailed on. Freedom, Valor, Conquest and the Breeze.

  19. Catherine Green says:

    Welcome Jacinto we wish you the best of luck with your new job. 😎

  20. Phillip W says:

    Hi, Do you know when the hub app will be available on the Dream? Thanks

  21. Jenn says:

    Welcome Jacinta!

    John, what’s really still bugging me isn’t the Gold stuff (we turn platinum next year on the Vista) but that because of a few bad apples, we now have to go claim alcohol downstairs and not put it in our luggage. I feel like you don’t really see the inconvenience here. We sail in 10 days and are feeling like we won’t buy anything in port because of this. We do cruise to experience the culture in port and buying local liquor is a part of that. Rule followers are again penalized 🙁

  22. Talesia Williams says:

    Congratulations Jacinta! Good things always comes to good people, I’m sure you will do well.

  23. Richard Perry says:

    Hi John, we are booked on the Carnival Vista, leaving Barcelona on June 11, 2016. We have always done Caribbean cruises before, but the opportunity to see Europa aboard a brand new Carnival ship was too good to pass up. Could you tell me if there is any update as to when excursions are going to become available for the European ports? Thanks!

  24. Jan says:

    John –
    Let me just say that you are hilarious and I am so glad that I decided to see what your blog was all about! Actually I have seen your face daily in the small circle at the bottom / middle of the Carnival home page for the past 5 months as i sign in to ATLEAST once daily to check and make changes to details of my criuse; reading all Carnival has to offer, booking shore excursions and checking availability for “faster to the fun” (which has been sold out for the past 3 months – but I am not giving up hope).
    As this will be my husband and I’s 3rd CARNIVAL cruise, the first of which was our Honeymoon 9 years ago, the 2nd was celebrating our 5 year Anniversary and the next approaching rapidly in Sept, we will be celebrating our 9th year anniversary on the DREAM for a 7 day out of NOLA. We are super excited!
    While my husband will be glad about your newly introduced Internet Program, I could care less either way because when I am on Carnival, I am so excited about everything the ship has to offer, I barley have enough time to think about my mobile device and the internet. Each cruise we go on we fall in love with our Cabin Stuart and our wait staff. Everyone is super kind and attentive to our needs. They make us feel like royalty!
    John – I hope there is some way that you could make our 9th Anniversary EXTRA special on the Carnival Dream. I know all the staff will!
    Keep up the good Blogging – Mate!
    Satisfied Cruiser, Jan

  25. Shauna says:

    I will be cruising on the Sunshine in three weeks on September 6th. I see in your blog the Sunshine is next to have the Hub App. Any info on how soon? I would LOVE to be able to use it on my upcoming cruise with my children. Thanks John!

  26. Luis R says:

    Apparently the use of cell phones aboard planes while taxiing is mostly related to keeping attention of passenger. Flight crew will advise passengers to turn off cell phones and electronic devices right out of the gate before the safety briefing is offered and all the way after the aircraft has reached 10,000 feet. But after landing they tell that cell phones can be used after the aircraft leaves the active runway. It has been like that for many years. I have called or texted while taxiing to the gate to the person that will pick me up at the airport. I just hope airplanes don’t get full of people yaking along all flight. On a cruise ship at least there are many places to hide from those people but not in an airplane.

  27. Dennis Thompson says:

    Hi John, my wife and I have been on several cruises with you and you are the best. We are sailing on the Valor back to back on Aug. 22 and 29. She will hit the 25 cruise milestone and I will become diamond. I was wondering if I will get the diamond on the 22 or the 29 when I actually hit the milestone.

  28. Bonnie says:

    Rhonda Stine…..I too sleep with a wedge. I just smush it into my suitcase. Because it’s so big I have to take 2 suitcases but it is well worth it for a good nights sleep!

  29. John and Susan from Frisco says:

    I have a question for you John. Susan and I are diamond and are retiring soon. We looked hard at a back to back to back to back to back in January. It doesn’t make sense to me that there is not discount or some kind of upgrade when booking 4 cruises in a row. I know the value I have received over the years as a loyal Carnival customer. It just seems to me maybe they should market cruises in a row pricing. As always Thank-you and we look forward to meeting up with you again.

    John and susan

  30. Cliff Davidson says:

    Welcome Jacinta! I know you will enjoy your new adventure with John! Let’s pray that he is not demonstrating the proper use of Preparation H in his instruction!! That would be a bummer! 😉

  31. Phil says:

    So John you wonder about cell phones during taxing.
    The question I have is seat belts must be fastened before the airplane can leave the jetway. A few minutes later the cabin crew give the safety demo on how to fasten the seat belt…Is this not a bit redundant at this point?

  32. Laurie says:

    I wrote before but have not received a response. We are now platinum for the last three cruises. Each cruise(last 18 months) we received 12 checker games. Cant they switch it up? I am sure they have records of what we received. Also, I gamble and usually receive the DOU card however, hubby doesn’t gamble and he buys the cheers card which means I have to buy the cheers card. My question, does the casino not know I have the Cheers card when they give me the DOU card? I would think they do…since I would not benefit getting the DOU card since I already have the Cheers card cant they give me a spa treatment or a dinner for two at the steakhouse etc? It makes sense. thanks

  33. Gladys Flournoy says:

    I bought the $60 plan on the Conquest, but my computer could never connect. Kept saying untrusted site. Customer service tried to help, to no avail. I really need internet when I am on a cruise. No one seems to know why I couldnt connect even IT here when I got back. Any suggestions.
    Also, when we bought bottomless bubbles we didnt expect to have flat fountain soda pushed on us. We finally found out all the bars other than Lido had gave us from the cans and that we could insist on cans even on Lido. The fountain drinks were nasty. We usually brought on bottles, but thought we would try just buying one ship. Hope we have better luck on Triump next time.

  34. George Poynter says:

    Congratulations Jacinta! My family was on the Glory the last week of June this summer. You served the wife and I many drinks always with a smile. We had a grand time with you and “Big Brother “. Looking forward to your comments and meeting again on a boat someday.

  35. Terry says:

    What does it take to get a comment posted? I have tried twice and keep getting a “moderation ” signal? What does this men?

  36. James West says:

    A couple of questions. First, We are booked on the Miracle to Hawaii on January 16th and can’t wait. Thus far, the only three shore excurisons in Ensenada are not to our liking, will others be available closer to sailing, or who can give us more info on what to do. Second, I just applied for and was accepted for a new Carnival Mastercard, and wondered what the process would be to change my sign and sail card to this new card when it arrives?

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