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Calm Cruiser…Makes Me Smile

I have been thinking about what Calmcruiser wrote about the photo of me on this blog’s header and how angry she was that my teeth and chin(s) had been photo shopped. And to be honest it rather upset me, not just because she and a few others seem to be taking as many chances to kick me in the bollocks as they can……but also because with the teeth thingy….she was right.
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It’s In The Jeans

Here we go again…


From: SPLENDOR GUEST SERVICES
Sent: Monday, September 06, 2010 9:07 PM
Subject: Not allowed to dining room with Jeans on

Good evening,

Please be advised that guest from the cabin ____________, informed that she was not allowed to enter dining room on elegant night as she had Read more »

Spider Man

Guest: Ms ———–Ref: 848181425A
Cabin: ———- ————–Added-Changed: 09/01/10 – 09/01/10

SPIDER ON TOUR
Guest came to the desk saying that she had been on the Beach Horseback Riding Tour in PVR and when she was on the horse in the jungle part of the tour she had seen a large spider on the tree. Guest said that she is very afraid of spiders and that she nobody had informed her that there would be a chance to see them. Guest is expecting a full refund from the tour. Tasked to Shore Ex Manager

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The One That Got Away

On yesterday’s blog a chap asked me how much I got paid. Obviously I didn’t answer him but I can tell him and you that my salary is paid straight into my bank account back home. This means that I have very little cash on me at most times because I have no friends and don’t go off the ship hardly at all. I tip my stateroom steward plus there are tips for the waiter that brings my meals to the cabin and a big tip for Mr. Patu who washes my underpants. But apart from that I have no need for cash.
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