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Prince Of Tights

So there we were, Heidi, Kye and I walking along deck 6 last night…..well……Heidi and I were walking…..Kye was being a lazy sod as usual and being chauffeured in her McLaren chariot. Anyway, we were walking from the aft to the forward section when a few cabins ahead of us we saw one of our [...]

Tales Of The Unexpected

I have mentioned before in this blog thingy that I find the thought of a skiing vacation about as exciting as two weeks in Chernobyl.

Going Through Changes

So my bad week keeps getting worse as Heidi had the audacity to catch my cold and last night went to sleep in the spare bedroom……by 7pm. This meant I had to put Kye to bed….. and change her diaper which I might add was full of stuff that I would have been proud to [...]

Cold

A few weeks ago lots of bearded scientists along with Prime Ministers, Presidents and a dwarf from France decided, over a delicious lunch that they needed to do something about global warming.
And so just after dessert they stood in a circle and even sacrificed a goat. No, not a goat. That would be un-vegetarian and [...]