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Out Of Office

Life onboard cruise ships are vastly different to work on land……..or is it. I was thinking this today as I realised that I had just 20 minutes for some lunch between some paper work and hosting my marriage show. And so that was me, shoving a piece of ham and a lump of cheese between [...]

Bit Of A Bad Mood Blog

I am such a huge Queen Mary 2 size idiot………I missed Mother’s Day……….I missed not only wishing my Mum, the woman that brought me up and gave me her sense of humour a happy Mother’s Day but I missed Heidi’s first as a Mum……..and that makes me a total and utter bastard in my eyes.

Dive?…..My Arse

I was speaking to bloggers Sharon and Marcus this week who told me that they went on a Beginners Scuba Tour in Cozumel this cruise……..and oh boy did that bring back some memories.

Suffering From Moles And Wind

So Heidi returned to our home after it being empty of her and Kye and me for three weeks. And while she returned to normality in the house……the garden was another story all together. According to Heidi our garden looks as if the giant worms from the movie Tremors have been partying in it and [...]