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Tandi

Yesterday was a very busy day yet filled with joyous moments……..like when I read this comment.

Suffering From Moles And Wind

So Heidi returned to our home after it being empty of her and Kye and me for three weeks. And while she returned to normality in the house……the garden was another story all together. According to Heidi our garden looks as if the giant worms from the movie Tremors have been partying in it and [...]

Kentucky Fried Medicine

And so it begins…
Guest: Mrs. ______ Ref: 846006032A
Cabin: ___ Booking#: ______ Added-Changed: 03/07/10 – 03/07/10
GUESTS WANTS THE OSCARS ON THE GIANT SCREEN
Mrs._____ said that she had read the Capers but had not seen the Oscars being shown tonight. Guest said that she had been promised by her travel agent that this would be shown. Guest [...]

Hair Today, Gone on Saturday

I have a stomach that looks like I have built an awning over my thingy……I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my nose and my ears………..I pee at 2 am, 4 am and 7 am which is OK except I wake up at 7:30 am………and I have hemorrhoids the size of Hummers. And [...]