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Dressed To Kill

So here I am in New York which regular readers of the blog will know that its time……once again………….for one of my I Hate Flying starts to the blog. And of course, if you look hard enough there is always a story to tell, especially if you are flying out of Miami International Airport which [...]

Boo!

So, the ship is now in full Halloween mode and last night we had the first of the Camp Carnival trick or treat sessions. Now, rather than have the kids randomly knock on cabin doors asking for candy and waking up Mr. and Mrs. Grumpy from their afternoon nap, we do this in the lounges. [...]

Mission Specialist

I am not a big fan of eating at the captain’s table and whenever possible I try and avoid it like a Turkish prison. It’s OK when the captain or at least one other senior officer has the personality to keep the table enthralled but most of the time they don’t………..and that’s me doing two [...]

Going On Holiday In 2010 – Coming?

It’s 7:50 am and here I am in my underpants. You know, most mornings I wake up having some kind of plan in my head as to what to write to you all about. Sometimes though my mind is as empty as a Scotsman’s wallet. And on mornings like this………all I have to do is [...]