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Out Of Office

Life onboard cruise ships are vastly different to work on land……..or is it. I was thinking this today as I realised that I had just 20 minutes for some lunch between some paper work and hosting my marriage show. And so that was me, shoving a piece of ham and a lump of cheese between [...]

Harry Potter And The Curse Of The Virgin Ribs

Having 1,000 kids onboard I felt it necessary to add some child friendly activities involving myself. So, after a lot of thinking I decided to borrow an idea from TV. In America I think you call it “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.” In the UK it’s called “Are You Smarter than a Nine [...]

Bit Of A Bad Mood Blog

I am such a huge Queen Mary 2 size idiot………I missed Mother’s Day……….I missed not only wishing my Mum, the woman that brought me up and gave me her sense of humour a happy Mother’s Day but I missed Heidi’s first as a Mum……..and that makes me a total and utter bastard in my eyes.

The Name Game

I remember a comment on the blog last month commenting that it had taken nearly an hour from arrival at embarkation to actually walking on the ship……..an hour! I wonder what that person thinks when they hear the news that once these body scanner thingies are in place that we will have to check in [...]