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I have to admit something to you which may change your opinion of me. Last night before I went to bed……….. I killed four men.
The first two I shot with a good old-fashioned shotgun, and then for the third one, who was 9 feet high and wearing body armor complete with alien technology, I had [...]
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I have a stomach that looks like I have built an awning over my thingy……I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my nose and my ears………..I pee at 2 am, 4 am and 7 am which is OK except I wake up at 7:30 am………and I have hemorrhoids the size of Hummers. And [...]
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Kye was in bed sleeping off her jet lag………..I had returned from taking the Extreme Country show off and returned to the cabin to find Heidi in the mood……. for …………….. a movie. Such was my deep joy at having my wife and daughter share my Carnival Dream with me I said “yes. Let’s watch [...]
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On Friday I opened my e mails to find out that along with the offer of a bigger penis that I had received an e-mail from a very generous chap in Nigeria asking if I could help him transfer £28 million from his late father’s account into a bank in my home town of Southend [...]
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