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Does any one even take the time to read this? They should, especially the ones who claim that they don’t like your blog.
Your lawyer is fantastic….I loved his humour the very 1st time I saw him, on the Carnival Fascination last November, I told him so, after the show
Emmett Lee Tuttweiler Shapiro Cochran Jr., is not one to mess with.
Lol, this got to be one of the best disclaimers, at least it is funny.
Love your sense of humour (spelled correctly)
LOL i can only hope my cruise will be this filled with laughter
Hi John, Just wanting to get aquainted with you. My husband Jerry and I will be sailing with you Feb 5, from Gal. Anxious for our first cruise. C U later.
Does Heidi know how many women fall in love with you reading your blogs??!! LOL I just wondered!!
The law firm of – Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe is the best firm for representing all sorts of nefarious claims against having a sense of humor!
Cheers my friend!
Oh my gosh, that guy is hilarious! Wouldn’t it be great if he was on the February 12th sailing of the Carnival Legend. We’re going with a bunch of our classmates from high school (class of 1959), & I’m keeping my fingers crossed that he will be on it too.
i WAS ON THE gLORY IN THE SPRING AND NOW GOING ON THE mIRACLE IN THE FALL, WILL THE SHOWS BE THE SAME, iT HAPPENN ONCE BEFORE AND I WA DISAPPOINTED WHEN I GOT ON THE SHIP.
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i love you john