Hi, I’m John, these are my underpants and this is my blog. So please don’t mistake my opinions — or those of my dear friends, fans or commenters — for those of Carnival Cruise Line or Carnival Corporation…………. even if they do pay the bills.
Same goes for Heidi, my mate Alan, all the Beards and Megan Fox, Judge Judy, or anyone else, really. My apologies then in advance for anything I may say that upsets you, but this disclaimer covers Carnival’s arse and puts the blame directly on me………….. bugger.