Posted on March 4, 2010 by John Heald
I have a stomach that looks like I have built an awning over my thingy……I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my nose and my ears………..I pee at 2 am, 4 am and 7 am which is OK except I wake up at 7:30 am………and I have hemorrhoids the size of Hummers. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse……..I have a bald patch on the top of my head. I have been dreading this but knew it was coming. And it’s something that would make a normally rational man, such as, say, Marv Albert insert hair plugs into his scalp to make him look like some sort of weird man Barbie. Am I to become like Marv?
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Posted on March 3, 2010 by John Heald
So there we were, Heidi, Kye and I walking along deck 6 last night…..well……Heidi and I were walking…..Kye was being a lazy sod as usual and being chauffeured in her McLaren chariot. Anyway, we were walking from the aft to the forward section when a few cabins ahead of us we saw one of our room service ladies laden down with a tray full of tasty treats …….and if you are a climbing wall fan let me rub it in by saying “free tasty treats.”
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Posted on March 2, 2010 by John Heald
Is it me or are people getting more sensitive these days than before? Yesterday I came across two prime examples of this. The first involved a lady who I spoke to at the Captain’s Celebration during Elegant Night. I was standing with Captain Marino and I sensed her…….yes…………I sensed her before I saw her and turned around and saw a lady bearing down on me like a heat seeking missile………and my arse was her target.
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Posted on March 1, 2010 by John Heald
It wasn’t a good start to the cruise on Saturday. …….here is why:
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