Three wishes – a raspberry blog

May 24, 2008 -

John Heald

If I was walking down a beach and accidentally tripped over an old bottle which released a Depends wearing Genie who in turn gave me three wishes………I know exactly what they would be. Apart from world peace and an Aston Martin full of money and Jessica Simpson I would wish that George Clooney had a face like Quasimodo and a Bulldog’s arse.

I am sitting here watching a show on the Biography channel about George. He is sitting in his villa on Lake Homo in Italy talking about his life and Heidi is sitting here opened mouth and totally unaware of anything else around her. Honestly, what is it people see in him……..right now I could take off all my clothes, take some flowers, do a hand stand and use my bottom as a vase……..and Heidi wouldn’t even notice……….bugger.

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