Happy Birthday, John!

January 22, 2013 -

Everett the Beard

Of all you could say about John Heald, this can be said with ironclad conviction: John is a man who’s absolutely, unwaveringly, without a doubt, and — of course — in that very unique way that so many thousands love…………………… born on January 22nd.

So from all of our beards to your hairless face, John, we wish you a very happy birthday!

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55 Responses to Happy Birthday, John!

  1. bob & Nimia says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY John !!!!

    See you this summer on the Legend…… Can’t wait.

  2. Suzanne says:

    Happy Birthday John!

  3. Canuck Cruiser says:

    Happy Birthday John!
    Hope you are having a wonderful time on BC6.

  4. Donna Sanders says:

    Happy Birthday John, may you be blessed with many more.

  5. Diane says:

    Happy Birthday John! Hoping for a speedy recovery from your cold.

  6. Timoneer says:

    Happy Birthday – have a great one with the bloggers!

  7. Doug Parent says:



  9. Charles Forshee says:

    John : Even though we are with you now on the Carnival Breeze on BC6 we want to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. We as all of your loyal fans here and else where do the same.

  10. aida Fonseca says:

    Happy Birthday may the “Beards” give you the pay
    raise that you deserve for all those long hours that you work.

  11. Rachel says:

    Happy Birthday, John!

  12. STILLmissingthesmokefreeparadise says:

    Happy Birthday, John – or, as they say in England, Happy Birthday, John.



  13. Fern says:

    Happy Birthday, John! I hope you had a wonderful day. I’m enjoying your recent post’s 🙂 !

  14. Jeff says:

    Happy birthday John!!

  15. Lynn in VA says:

    Happy Birthday John!

  16. Keith Wilkins says:

    Happy Bithday John

  17. Dan Kriwitsky says:

    Happy Birthday, Fifi! Marvin, my cabin stewart, is looking forward to his day off.

  18. Mark Feola says:

    Happy Birthday John!
    Wishing you the Best! Happy and Healthy Birthday!

  19. Martha says:

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Heald. May you have many many more.. Wishing you all the best.
    Martha Morris

  20. Andrea Budd says:

    Happy Happy Birthday John! Have a wonderful Awesome day :)))))

  21. Kenya says:


  22. BECKY says:

    Knowing your bent towards initials, I say, “HBD2Y!”

  23. Tami Goldsworthy says:

    Happy Birthday John!! I hope you had a BRILLIANT day!!

  24. Jack & Geri says:

    Happy Birthday John.

  25. Eliot D says:

    . Somebody needs to send a fruit basket to his cabin!

    Happy Birthday, John. Hope you enjoy it!

  26. Mike says:

    Happy birthday John. I’m really enjoying the short bloggers cruise videos.

  27. Happy birthday john!

  28. Brenda says:

    Happy Belated Birthday John. I hope that you had a great celebration on your day!

  29. Lori Barber says:

    Happy Birthday, John!! WIWT

  30. Larry says:

    Happy Birthday, John, and may you have many, many more birthdays to come.

  31. Elizabeth says:

    Happy Birthday, John!

  32. Terry Sattler says:

    Happy Birthday John. I wish you many, many more. Thanks for making all of laugh with you wonderful sense of humour (spelled correctly).

  33. Maryb, TA says:


  34. John Steiner says:

    Happy Birthday John from both myself and my wife.

  35. Dave Battson says:

    Happy Birthday John. Have a great day !!

  36. Nancy Houchens says:


  37. Nathalie Sullivan says:

    Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day 🙂 Hoping to sail with you in near future.

  38. Kim Smith says:

    Happy Birthday John..
    I hope your day is filled with lots of love and laughter..
    Thank you for all you write about..

  39. CW says:

    Happy BD, John. January 22 is also my wedding anniversary. GREAT DAY!

  40. C & C Phillips says:

    Happy Birthday and many more to come. C&C

  41. Nicole Novesky says:

    Happy Birthday John!!

  42. frederick McElroy says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR Famous fabulous Blogging bloke Cruismeister Held… The Frederick salutes your Carnival mastery & we will meet someday to have a CAO CAMAROON BelicosoTORPEDO AND VSOP. MY TREAT…

  43. Donald says:

    Happy Birthday John!

    If I ever get to cruise with you on a Carnival ship, I will have a couple of Opus-X cigars for us, and a Tawny Port for me.

    Thanks for your blog, and all the great Carnival information you provide.

  44. Lance and Ilda says:

    Happy Birthday Sir John!

  45. Emily Fowler says:

    Wishing you a most glorious belated birthday! Glad you get to see your girls soon!

  46. Roxanne Dunlap says:

    happy birthday. I will be celebrating my birthday next week on the breeze 🙂

  47. Tina says:

    My hubby & I are getting on the Paradise tomorrow. Room M269. We are so excited. Sounds like you all are having a blast on the Breeze. Hope I get to sail on her someday. Thank you for keeping us informed. Have a great day.

  48. Tina says:

    My hubby & I are getting on the Paradise tomorrow. Room M269. We are so excited. Sounds like you all are having a blast on the Breeze. Hope I get to sail on her someday. Thank you for keeping us informed. Have a great day.

  49. Terry Mavis says:

    Happy bithday John. Hope you had fun. Cant wait to hear when BC7 will be. Hope it sales from Galveston. Take care

  50. Happy belated 39th B’day, John!!!

  51. Judith says:

    Hartelijk gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!
    (Happy Birthday in Dutch)

  52. carl Rice says:

    Happy Belated Birthday John!

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