July 11, 2013 -

John Heald

In recent years, when I would walk around the ship I would see toddlers and younger children who were not enjoying the fun at Camp Carnival playing with teddy bears, toys and whatever is on the table……..knives, pepper pots and bits of food. Fast-forward to today and you will see kids aged as young as two ignoring the fascinations of a straw and a glass of ice and instead concentrating on their eyepads. My gorgeous daughter, Kye, is now four but from aged three she could navigate from start up to shut down, accessing her Peppa Pig cartoons on YouTube, the iplayers and game programs I had installed for her.

As you can guess, it’s no problem for her to find stuff she shouldn’t see. She has learnt songs and recently, somehow, managed to download a complete season of Jake and the Neverland Pirates. So plenty of sorting, selecting and learning. When I was home for those few days after I came back from the Carnival Triumph’s re-launch, I would look at Kye as she played on my eyepad and wondered if Kye’s ability on the eyepad would mean she would be able to type…….before she could write? Heidi is now very strict with Kye and she has the use of the eyepad only on weekends. Anyway, I thought of Kye and her love of the eyepad after my travel talk on Sunday for Estonia and Amsterdam. I had finished the talk and was doing Q&A when a Mum got up to leave and as she did she tried taking the eyepad off her son who was four or five maybe.


When I was a kid of that age, I would have a screaming fit when Mum used to make me eat anything green (except my own boogers, of course) but this kid probably liked broccoli but, oh, my……..he didn’t like having the eyepad taken away. As Mum tried to take it from him there were screams and tears and he was having what we call in the UK…………a paddy……….or in this case, he was in fact having, if you will pardon the pun……… iPaddy. I don’t know if she was embarrassed, stressed or both but Mum’s answer to her son’s tantrum was to give him “that look” and started yelling, I mean really yelling. He gave her back the eyepad and they walked out of the lounge. Oh, my, you could hear a collective gasp from the audience of 150 guests who had stayed for my Q&A. I am not going to judge this lady or comment for screaming at her kid or the rights or wrongs of what she did but it certainly was a difficult moment for Mum and a stressful one for her son and at the heart of it……………was the eyepad.


Time for today’s Q and A……………….off we go.



Misty Zoutte asks:

I heard that if you make a reservation at the steakhouse on embarkation day there is a discount of five percent off. Is that true?


John says:

Hello Misty Zoutte,

It is actually not true but we do serve each couple with a complimentary bottle of wine with dinner if they book for the first night of the cruise. I hope this helps you decide to book a wonderful meal at our steakhouse.  Best wishes.



Andrew Maynard asks:

Heald, I was on the Carnival Fascination last week and on formal night, there were many not dressed properly and some had T-shirts on. My wife and I love to dress up and what made us really upset was the people we shared the dinner table with (table 244) carried those Big Gulp thirsty cups to the dinner table!!!!!!!!!!!! and Carnival did nothing to stop this. Elegant night in my book, is dressing up and having a nice glass of wine with dinner, not having to see people like this do what they do. Where are the rules?


John says:

Hello Andrew Maynard,

I hope, first of all, that you had a brilliant time despite the concerns you had. I have to be honest I asked uncle Google what a “Big Gulp” was just to make sure it was what I was thinking. There are no current rules that forbid these to be brought into the dining room and while it is not something most guests would do I really don’t see how we could stop this. I can understand how it looks and certainly one of those and elegant night does not go together. However, it is there cruise too and unless they bring bottled wine or liqueur to the dining room where rules do apply, there is currently nothing in place for this. Let me forward this to the beards and indeed other guests as well and see what they think. Again, I do hope the actions of others would not spoil your cruise and that you enjoyed good conversation and fun with them during dinner. Please let me know if there is anything else I can answer for you. Best wishes.



Dorothy Norsworthy asks:

You know I had over 200 people along with myself on the Carnival Triumph for our annual girlfriends cruise, I’m happy to say I have over 100 signed up for next year already, they are requesting Jen again! Now next March I have my Spring Breakers on the Carnival Sunshine, looks like Tex…my favorite, well, besides you, of course!


John says:

Hello Dorothy Norsworthy,

Many congratulations and many thanks also for booking this brilliant cruise and I am sure you will all have the best of times. Carnival Triumph is Jen’s ship for 2014 and if you send me specific dates I will let you know that she will indeed be the CD. You will also enjoy Tex very much. Please let me know if there is anything I can do for you and the ladies and have another brilliant time. Best wishes.



Paulette Ferretti asks:

John, I am or was an avid follower of your blog until today when you advised two practicing homosexuals that they had a place to meet others of the same persuasion and in then on the next blog, you told someone who wanted daily bible study or prayer that Carnival did not allow for this. If you are going to have these meetings each then my simple question is why you don’t have bible study or religious services on the Carnival ships, John. I cannot believe that you and Carnival support homosexuality but not worship. This has left me seething and questioning if I should ever book another Carnival cruise.


John says:

Hello Paulette Ferretti,

We do have what are known as Friends of Dorothy meetings which allow our gay and lesbian guests to meet in one of the ship’s lounges. While we don’t advertise daily prayer or religious services we do, when a guest asks us, provide a lounge for those who want to use it for bible study and worship, etc. I am afraid that for the most part we do not have a priest, rabbi or minister on board to conduct services but we will also help guests meet if they wish to have some time for prayer, etc. So I do hope you will continue to cruise and if you need me to arrange anything for you before you do, please let me know. I hope this helps and I am here if you have any further concerns. Best wishes.



Susie Blackmore asks:

Hello John, me again. My question this time is about the cabin stewards who have helpers with them to do our rooms. Should we be tipping them extra as well or do they get tips from the cabin steward. Just wanna make sure I don’t stiff them. Cheers, John


John says:

Hello Susie Blackmore,

How kind of you to ask and you’re right, the stateroom stewards do indeed give the assistant housekeeping person they work with a portion of the gratuity you so kindly leave on your Sail & Sign card. Thanks again for thinking of them and please let me know if I can help with anything else. Best wishes.



Steve Hodges asks:

Hi John,
We just recently finished a 12-day Mediterranean cruise where you were our cruise director. We did the Tuscany excursion where we visited two villages and had lunch at a farmhouse. Can you tell us the name of the farmhouse? We really enjoyed it as well as the entire cruise. Thanks
for your help.


John says:

Hello Steve Hodges,

I hope you enjoyed that wonderful cruise and here is the information for you. The tour is “Beautiful Tuscany” – and the name of the venue is “Poggio Alloro,” a guest house located just outside San Gimignano, probably one of the best lunch venues we have on our Med tours.  Here’s the website in case you need it: Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you. Best wishes.



Jason and Bethany Wellnitz asks:

We will be with you on the Carnival Legend, John, for the cruise on 7/27 and are so excited. Can you get us a table for two because it will be our fifth anniversary? We got married on the Carnival Imagination five years ago and would love this cruise to include us time. Thank you John, for being the kind person you are.


John says:

Hello Jason and Bethany Wellnitz,

Many congratulations on your five years together and we are honoured that you have chosen to come back to Carnival to help celebrate. I will ask the maître d’ here to assist you and I know he will do his best. Get ready for a brilliant cruise and I will see you both soon. Best wishes to you both.



Charles Gower asks:

Hey – what’s the story with the new ship in 2016? Why no details??


John says:

Hello Charles Gower,

Details and excitement will be forthcoming as we release her name and why this will be a special ship. I will post details as soon as I am able. Best wishes.



Dwight Thompson asks:

There was an African-American woman called Tina who had the same last name as me Thompson. She was a fantastic singer and funny to boot but I haven’t seen her on any of my cruises recently. Is she still one of your entertainers?


John says:

Hello Dwight Thompson,

You mean Tia Thompson who was exactly as you described her, a brilliant singer and with a vibrant personality? Unfortunately Tia is not one of our current entertainers and I am afraid to say I have lost touch with her. I hope she is still singing somewhere as that is what she was born to do. Thanks for asking about her. Best wishes.



That’s all for today.


I mentioned Calvyn in the previous blog who along with my personal assistant, Stephanie, run most of the day to day administrate stuff here on the Carnival Legend. This leaves me the time to host more shows and daytime and evening events and be amongst the guests and still have time to sit here in my underpants writing this blog and keeping 37,200 people informed and entertained on Facebook. I am though still responsible for the staff and being a manager as many of you know is never easy. It is especially difficult when you are managing 67 entertainers who need constant care, love, attention and who are some of the most highly strung, insecure people in the world. Entertainers are artists and sometimes have to be treated with kid gloves……..and that is never easy.


I had a call this week from another cruise director who needed the advice of their senior cruise director which, of course, I am always happy to give. He or she is having a problem with one the other managers he or she has to work with and so they sought my counsel and although I can’t go into details of course there is often one factor in these situations that is always relevant. You see, in most jobs there is a time when at the end of the day and in some cases at the weekend, when you close the office door, say cheerio and you don’t see that person until the following day.  


On a ship there is no escape. You work with the same people 24 hours a day, seven days a week for months at a time. You work, play, eat and socialise with the same group of people. On land, if you have a personality clash with someone you can choose not to go out for a drink or see them at all out of working hours which, of course, is not the case on ships. And, therefore, these situations can escalate quickly because there is not that outlet. Anyway, I gave him the best advice I could and hopefully they will be able to work things out.


As for me, coming back to an empty cabin on the high of a show is deflating and quite honestly ………lonely. And I think if you talk too many of the CD’s, they will tell you the same. You see, while some cruise directors will socialise every night with their staff in the crew lounge, many, like me, find that this becomes detrimental. It’s hard to be the boss and lay down the rules when you have been dancing around the crew lounge with an ice bucket on your head with them the night before. Luckily, most cruise directors have their wives, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends or significant other (or, in some cases, all of the above) living with them on board. Seriously, though, coming back to an empty cabin is not easy and I still and probably never will get used to that, especially after I have been home with the girls.


So I have not written much about Tallin, Estonia, where we were yesterday. You know, as you walk around the old town past the boutique shops, the internet cafes and into the town square to sit and enjoy some fine cuisine, it is easy to forget what Estonia has endured to get where it is today. It was occupied in WWII and after four years of Nazi rule became part of the Russian Empire. It was only in 1991 that it became a fully independent country. While the economy of Estonia is thriving and they have been accepted into the European Union there are still many examples of the days of Soviet rule, WWII and the old town’s 13th century medieval origins.


So for those who will be joining us on the Carnival Legend, what should you do there? Well, I would take the basic highlights tour. This gives you a comprehensive insight into the country’s varied history as you tour the old town and stop at a location high above the gates and walls for a brilliant photo experience. The tour will also give you lots of free time to go shopping where you can browse the antique shops, the marzipan factory and because the town is full of WWII antique shops you will have time to buy a bazooka and a dozen grenades. So we had a mother angry at her son and her eyepad and there was trouble on a tour, as well.


Sent: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:32 PM
Subject: Guests shouting at each other on tour

Hello John

Mr and Mrs________- from cabin________- stopped by the desk tonight and asked that I make you aware of something that did happen on the Grand Tour part 2. Guests are saying that a man and woman had a big fight and were shouting and using bad language at each other embarrassing the rest of the coach. Guests said that the lady refused to get off the coach for the last part of the tour to the Catherine’s Palace part. Guests are saying that the guide handled the argument well and tried to help and wanted to praise her. The bus number was — for The Grand Tour.

Thanks and kind regards

Guest Services Associate

Carnival Legend


I haven’t heard anything else about this so, hopefully, the couple in question has gotten everything sorted out. I think vacations are times when we all argue with our partners. Maybe it’s about what to do, what to see, when to eat or when to not drink anymore. Regardless if it’s on land or sea, one thing remains the same (and this is entirely my personal opinion based on my own experiences) – men argue to get things straight – women argue to win…….. and my wife Heidi always does. I hope this couple is OK now and I have sent a note to the tour operator thanking the guide for trying to help.


Now and then, here and on my Facebook page I post comments from guests made via me directly or at the guest services desk. There is another way we get to see who has enjoyed what and that of course is the review card. These are sent via e mail to approximately 40 percent of the guests who have just gotten off a cruise and while I miss the old days of everyone getting one and the old scoring we had on board, there is no doubt that an online system like this gives us an excellent analysis of who has enjoyed what…..or not.


The system we use is called TGEM which stands for ummmmm………… ummmmmm ……… The Guests Eat Mucho…………..ummmm…….The Guests Enter Menopause……..oh, bugger that’s not it either…….ummmm…….OK, I have no sodding idea what it stands for but it is the system we all use. The beards in Miami see instant responses as do we and along with a scoring method invented by Professors Stephen Hawking, there are comments that are listed as either a positive response or a negative one. Now normally when I post comments that are made direct to my blog or from the guest services desk, they are unusual or different, So I thought then that I would post some of the comments from TGEM received today so you can see what the average Carnival Legend guest is saying. Here are a few:


Recognized Carnival Team Member

Haru. Stateroom steward. He was friendly, always calls my name and wished me a great day. The entire team who served table 140 in the dining room. They were pleasant and made us

happy and comfortable. I hope to see them again, especially the tall gentleman I forgot his name now.


Additional Comments

I thoroughly enjoyed my stay. The activities had me gainfully occupied. I even won a medal at one of the games. The towel race. I enjoyed doing salsa. I learned a lot from the general knowledge quiz sessions.


Explain Negative Surprise

Too many trivias. Fed up with them. The cruise director’s English accent was annoying and he should shut up from the public speakers. Food was too salty and ship was too cold for me and nothing was done


Recognized Carnival Team Member

Our restaurant staff (table 155 / late seating) were truly excellent and immediately learned our names, preferences and provided excellent service throughout the entire trip. The cabin steward

and his assistant also provided exemplary service to us during this cruise.


Additional Comments

In spite of all the bad publicity Carnival has received in the last several months because of issues with ships, we will continue to cruise with Carnival and recommend Carnival to others. For the money, you can’t go wrong.


Additional Comments

We had to wait 30 minutes before we were allowed to get off the boat in Russia while Carnival tour people got off. Then when we got off the ship, our tour bus with Red October tours was not there and the Carnival staff did nothing to help us.


Recognized Carnival Team Member

Our stateroom attendant, he was so happy and cheerful all the time. 4233, I am sorry I can’t remember his name, just his smile. I think all the ship’s crew works very hard


Recognized Carnival Team Member

Sladan head waiter early seating. Great waiter friendly always trying to help and provide recommendations. A personable and fun waiter. The hardest working waiter I noticed even during breakfast in the dining room. He was so much better than others we had during breakfast. Loved him!


Additional Comments

Not a big thing, but most of the trivia quiz questions were aimed at USA passengers. I appreciate the ship is an American one, but if you have British and other nationality passengers on board

(i.e. Australians) taking part in quizzes, it would be nice if the questions could at least be attempted to be answered by other nationalities other than Americans.


Explain Negative Surprise

Exepected we would have more cultural talks, Russian language lessons and seminars on the religious and cultural aspects of the countries we were visiting. No emphasis on this but lots of stupid games and comedy shows were not what we had expected after cruising with Seven Seas.


Explain Positive Surprise

My son enjoyed the kids club enormously and made some good friends along with the activities host who looked after them well. Also our stateroom host was excellent along with their towel



Explain Negative Surprise

The changes of time were not clarified almost never and made us lose a very important shore excursion


Additional Comments

Internet is shamefully overpriced! Most passengers just want to check e-mail and update Facebook to let friends and relatives know how much fun they are having on their Carnival cruise! You should give everyone a free 30-60 minute session for this, it’s really just free advertising for Carnival. The cabin movie selection was also grossly overpriced and we couldn’t listen to music online or watch Netflix, etc because the Internet was so expensive. It’s free on NCL!!


Explain Negative Surprise

The cruise director ignored us even at the Captain’s Party. I realize we are only two of 18 diamond guests, but he made it a point to talk with everyone else in the room except us and indicated on his blog


Explain Positive Surprise

I did not get sea sick


 So there you go, a quick view of what some are saying. We all take these comments very seriously and there are people in the Miami office who follow up with these comments as they do the reviews you post here, on my Facebook page as well of course on Carnival’s Facebook and the brilliant Funville page. We also take these comments seriously here on the ships. For example, the trivia contests being “too American” with so many nationalities on board is an excellent comment and the staff here are now going through each one to make sure the trivia contests are far more international.


Then there was the comment about me ignoring two people at the Diamond party. I hope those people see this as I didn’t want to post the names. I walked that room for 45 minutes and spoke what I thought was to all the 20-plus diamond guests but I guess somehow, I didn’t get to speak with you. I am so sorry. Obviously it was not intentional but a simple error on my part for which I hope you will forgive me. As I said in the toast I made on the microphone, your amazing loyalty is something everyone at Carnival appreciates and values so much and I apologise again that I missed shaking your hand.


I will post more comments in the weeks ahead but thought you might like that brief look at what some are saying. And to everyone who takes the time to complete the on-line surveys they are sent I send a big thank you.


It is interesting though how the cruise industry as a whole is so into the review card or comment card or whatever the newfangled name for it is. I am not saying we shouldn’t be, it’s just that, unlike the hotel industry, we really do push our guests to complete them. In the old days, I mean back in the late eighties and early nineties, the cruise director would be paid a bonus on the results of the comment card. Waiters would receive the best stations on results of the comment card and thus the word “excellent” in those days was commonplace. “Have an excellent day” the cabin stewards would say while the waiters would say, “Enjoy this excellent piece of beef wellington and have an excellent day.”


And cruise directors, yes, including me, would use that word, excellent, as many times as they could at the old style debarkation talk. Remember, the comment card had four choices; Excellent ………..ummmmm…………..bugger, I can’t remember the other three.


We all had our niches……I would say that excellent simply meant that we as a ship had passed a test and that test was to make sure the guests had fun. Anything else ……….was a fail. One of my colleagues would say, “I am not one to beg ” and then he would go down on his knees and with his arms open wide he would, while in the begging position, say, “Pleeeeease give us an excellent.”


Yes, the CDs and some of the senior officers all earned a bonus on the strength of the comment cards and yet there was also the fierce competition between the ships to be number 1, to be in first place, that drove us on. Is that drive still there? Yes, maybe it’s a little diluted and not because the old bonus system has gone but because there are so many variables these days. The excellent style comment cards were replaced with the “exceeded your expectations” comment card which gave way to the TGEM report we have today. Plus as not everyone gets sent a review online many guests send their reviews to our social media pages, of course.


But every ship wants to be the best but we also know that there are many factors that we have to take into consideration. Guests sailing from Galveston seem to be easier going with their ratings than say a ship sailing in Europe with so many international guests. There are weather factors and other things that will affect the overall rating but one thing is for sure, we all want to be the best. Even this fat bloke, sitting here in his underpants gets mad when a young metrosexual CD with product in their hair and moisturiser in their bathroom cabinet beats him in the ratings.


And so while the Marriothyattcontinental comment card sits unopened and unfilled on top of the mini bar cruise ship guests from every line are urged to tell us what they think. And while we ignore the hotel comment card like a Frenchman ignores a Bath & Bodyworks shop, the cruise ship guests love to tell us what they think.


We checked you in, made sure your cabin is tidy and clean, cook your every meal, cleaned your toilet, denied you can get off the ship until we say in Russia, entertained you, made your pizza at 2am, laughed at your “whose driving the ship” joke when you meet the captain and we try our best to give you the best cruise vacation you have ever had…….. and then we wait to read the review cards to see if that’s what you had. And for the very most part…… tell us you had a brilliant time.


Thanks then for those who complete the comment cards and if you don’t get one please remember that you can post your reviews on my Facebook page or here on the blog and I will make sure the people you praise see them and the comments you make will be read by those with beards.


Have an EXCELLENT evening.

Your friend,


Comment Policy

Look, friends — there are a few things you should remember before you comment. The space below is for you to post your comments about the post I've just written above. Now, while I may not be able to reply to your comment below, I do sit in my underpants almost every morning and read everything that is here. So feel free to comment on the comments and then if someone wants to comment on the comment to the comment then go ahead as well. Please be courteous, unless the poster is French...........then you can say whatever you want.


  1. Linda (Mom of DJ) says:


    We complete our email comment card on every cruise.

    I try to make sure that everyone who does an outstanding job is recognized and if there are areas that have room for improvement, I mention those as well.

    It is nice to know that Carnival takes these comments to heart.

    Linda (Mom of your friend ~ who can not wait to “comment” how wonderful it was to have Lewis Nixon on our Sept 3rd Miracle cruise ~ DJ)

  2. Carolyn says:

    What is wrong with people? PAULETTE; PLEASE PLEASE GO ON ANY OTHER CRUISE LINE BUT CARNIVAL. We don’t need any more simple minded bigots on board. Honestly are you for real, you do understand this is 2013 right?
    Andrew: If you ask for a table for 2 then you can have your snobby dinner with some wine, why oh why would what anyone else is doing even bother you? Who cares what they are wearing, does it really make your meal taste better?? I just don’t get it. Honestly thank goodness when I go on Carnival I don’t run into these people!!!

  3. Cathie says:

    Do you know the Cruise Director assignments for the Carnival Sunshine for October and November?

    What are the chances of there being another CCL ship assigned to Mobile, AL in light of the recent events involving the Triumph and the Conquest?

    Thanks!! Carnival is “excellent”!

  4. Eric Biagi says:

    My wife and I are avid cruisers (over 40 between all the lines) and we can honestly say Carnival’s service and dedication to its passengers is second to none. We always cruise the last week of July every year for our anniversary and this year we are celebrating it with Carnival on the victory (7/27 sailing). I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your blog and how much I look forward to reading your comments. I’m always ashamed and embarrassed when we meet cruisers who treat the staff like robots not considering that these are people who put their families and lives on hold to dedicate their time to the cruisers. I love that your blog reminds everyone of that and the true passion the Carnival staff has despite the personal sacrifices they make. Just remember for every one vocally negative passengers, there are thousands that have had the vacation of a lifetime. Keep doing what you’re doing remembering that you and your staff are giving countless numbers of cruisers the memories of a lifetime. We can’t wait for the 27th and we actually just put a deposit on a New Year’s cruise on the Splendor so now even more to look forward to. Thanks again for all you do!

  5. Frank Tovar says:

    I am always amazed at how you are able to do your job as the Senior Cruise Director, cruise director for the ship, and write an incredible blog like this. I am also amazed, although I shouldn’t be I guess, about how rude people are that have a ME,ME FIRST, atitude. Thank you for posting the comments about the praises the crew get and I also muss the online comment cards after every cruise. Keep up the blog and I do like the new heading artwork at the top of the blog.
    Cheerio old son,

  6. Dave says:

    I always carry a big 64oz mug with me, even when empty as it gives a hint to the bar staff who ask “can I get you something from the ‘ba’ every three minutes to bugger off. When I take it to the dining room on any night I put it under my chair on the floor as there is limited room on the table. Those who complain about how we dress can bugger off as well. Guess they don’t notice the black athletic shoes I wear with my black pants, sport shirt and jacket with no tie. Just try to kick me out for that and you will get the worst comment card in history. I think you should have an area for people who want to dress up every night and let the rest of us do what we want. The BS we have to go through to get a lousy (small) lobster!

  7. Crystal Hazelwood says:

    Yes, John. I miss the comment cards also. We always filled them out on the ship and dropped in the box and then when emailed ones started filled those in too. Haven’t received a single one since the new system started. So we go to customer service and read off our list of names and comments–almost always “excellent”. We never knew anything about “gifts” or “tokens ” or anything so image our surprise when one year we found card and wine in our cabin ( don’t drink) so took home and gave to friends. One other time we found chocolate covered strawberries and very kind note, I cried. This was so unexpected and not something that happens to me. We don’t drink, gamble or smoke (very allergic) but love Carnival. We love all types and kinds of people and cultures. Thanks for the opportunity to share.

  8. Patty Martin says:

    ok I have never been a mother, but I have been an of those AUNTS! my children did not misbehave….much…I always told the kids…if I start counting 1,2 do not let me get to three…It will be soooo ugly..All I know is I dont want to be forced to get crazy..Best thing do not let me get to 3…They were 2 yrs at that point…dont say they dont get it at 2..They do..Smart little buggers…I would have my child a look…then a snap of the fingers…then my hand out counting…..However I would have waited until we left the lounge to keep from having an incident.
    I used to ask my nephews…Whats Aunt Patty not do…Aunt Patty dont play that!!! BTW they never gave me reason to spank them…Case and point I took a 2 year old on a job interview with me..The babysitter could not find a babysitter..I got the job..The reason..They said that if I can make a 2 year old sit and be quiet for an have a way of making anybody do anything..

  9. Fern says:

    Still loving your blog post’s, John :)! The post I can agree with is this one:

    “Explain Negative Surprise

    Expected we would have more cultural talks, Russian language lessons and seminars on the religious and cultural aspects of the countries we were visiting.” We’re always interested in learning new things, no matter where Carnival takes us :). We’ve always had a “brilliant” time!

  10. Ricky says:

    Interesting blog John, as someone who also works in the industry although on a different brand I find your posts entertaining.
    On Holland America Line the Officers still get bonuses based on “Comments On Board” ratings and also fuel saving. I feel its a good thing, particularly for us Deck and Engine Officers because it encourages us to host dinner tables, be friendly to guests, buy guests drinks at the bar on company account and generally make an effort to make guests holiday special.
    Why not make it an incentive to provide good service and save money at the same time!

  11. Gina & Danny Goldman says:

    Hi John,
    We will be on the August 20th sailing of the Legend and just read on your Blog that you will be the CD–YAY! We thought you were going to be off for our sailing. We are Platinum and have sailed with you many times before–one very memorable time in the Med when Hurricane Katrina hit NOLA and people on board lost everything at home. We organized $ donations for them right on board! We are from NJ and were friends with the late Robert (aka “Dick Little” among others) sailing with him and Sue several times. We will be sure to say hi to you on the ship! Thank you for the Blog and Facebook posts!

  12. Bill says:

    John, I just had to write and make a few comments regarding some of the things you mentioned in your blog today: First, the use of the word excellent–I have noticed now that the new word of choice has become brilliant–no problem. I have noticed you have used it and Jenn, the CD ON Triumph-every other word is “brilliant.
    I have now completed 7 cruises with Carnival. All were good , except 1. I have been on the Conquest twice (renewed our vows at 45), the Magic twice (once with you in Europe)etc. I just came off the triumph and had a good time. You do, however, need to find a way to keep the windows clean. The only other comment is the quality of food in the dinning room has gone down, but Guys Burgers are “BRILLIANT”

  13. Patti says:


    I have a quick question. Do the staff on board receive free internet access so that they can Skype with their families? I was told by one on my last cruise that they didn’t. I hope that Carnival (which claims to be a family company) would allow their own crew who are away from home for many months at a time, to have free internet. Just curious.


    • Cheryl Nelson says:

      No the staff does not get free internet. They must purchase an internet card to access the web to communicate with families and also purchase a phone card to call. It would be nice if it were free, then I would be able to speak to my daughter regularly and not have to wait til they port and talk for a bit before the ship leaves in between the times she gets off at home port to run errands (pharmacy for regular meds, store to get personal items and snacks for room etc.),

  14. Leslie Auerbach says:

    Hi John. People who don’t get comment cards can call Carnival and ask for the Guest Care Department. The Guest Care Department will email them a comment card. Just thought you’d like to know that.

    Take care and Avie and I hope to see you soon.

    Regards, Leslie

  15. Elizabeth says:

    I don’t understand why you can’t ask everyone to fill in a comment card. You have our emails and it shouldn’t cost more to send/read comments from everyone. Surely you don’t value some of us more than others?

  16. James "Bear" McClellan says:

    John, I have been thinking about the comment card thing. After 13 cruises, I have come to have a pretty high expectation of the service that Carnival should provide. That being said, if I had to choose from did not meet expectations, met my expectations, exceeded my expectations, then if i choose “met” then the team has done a great job. It is not easy, but a lofty goal none the less, to exceed “MY EXPECTATIONS”. When my expectations have been exceeded, thats when I go to the Guest Service Desk and make a point to let them know. Sam, hotel manager and Cade , Bar Service Manager,on the Carnival Magic, and the Food Service Manage for the Lido deck breakfast did just that back in June.

  17. dave j says:

    In response to andrew maynards comments on the elegant night attire. John your answer was horrible! Cruise Elegant night should mean exactly what it says, Cruise elegant. T-shirts and Jeans should really not be allowed in the main dining rooms, as well as sneakers and flips or slides, t-shirts if they are of the dress “t” variety may be acceptable. For that one or two nights of the cruise that are cruise elegant, please direct those who desire not to dress, to the lido, marketplace, pizza or wherever else food is served. After all the lido serves the same as the main dining. Why not even provide wait service in the lido on Cruise elegant nights? I understand carnival doesn’t want to offend it’s guest’s, but by allowing people to dress the way they desire on cruise elegant nights, actually offends those guests who like to dress up. I myself have 12 cruises, work construction, like to dress up now and then. Just a thought!

  18. Steve Hecht says:

    John dress up night should be enforced in the Dining room. So many of us enjoy dressing up once in a while. If you want to wear T shirts and shorts explore the other dining options on the ship.

    • jonathan says:

      Well i dont want to dress up while on vacation for dinner why should I be denied to eat in the MDR by wearing jeans and a shirt…. Why cant we ALL just get along… I sorda like how other cruise lines do it.. Dress up if you want but you dont have to.. SO you can dress up to the nines I dont have to we all are happy happy

    • Donna says:

      The attire in the MDR is “suggested” and not required. What other people wear has never affected my ability to enjoy my dinner in the 11 CCL cruises I’ve been on and we eat dinner every night in the MDR except the few times we have gone to the steakhouse. Not everyone wants to dress up, some can’t afford a suit, and it’s their vacation too. I see no reason to turn people away in the MDR just because of what they are wearing.

  19. John, MaryLou & I have had nothing but the best shown to us on the last 7 cruises. All the workers have shown nothing but respect to us. You, and I mean you John, you have shown us caring & respect. When we were having our picture together it wasn’t until Bee informed you that it was me, Paul, you were a little embarressed that you didn’t recognized me. It didn’t bother me because you were a little under the weather and also having photos taken with 100’s of bloggers but you still made time to meet us later. That is why I care & respect you also. Every cruise has been tremendous and wanting more. Thanks to you and the Carnival family, MaryLou & I will be returning over & over again. We feel loved and in return we love you.

    Paul F. Pietrangelo

  20. John’s blog: “It used to be everything was excellent”

    It’s not only kids who aren’t exploring, it is adults too. I had a house on Lake Murray in South Carolina until recently and I used to think what a great lake for kids to fish and swim and explore but rarely would I see kids after school do anything.

    I wrote a book that solves one of the biggest mysteries in history and I’ve found that even adults sit back and absorb but they won’t think and they don’t pull out a pencil and paper to figure things out. They simply want someone in 30 seconds or less to tell them the answer so they can remember what they were told. And it’s not just anybody, they want CBS/NBC?ABC, the alphabet news media, to tell them the answers before they believe anything. Even if they watch an alternate presentation such as YOUTUBE or a blog, it goes right over most everybody’s head.

    Americans can no longer think and it is starting at a younger age than ever before. When I was a nuclear submarine officer, I remember the crew used to call it being “brain dead.”

    Welcome to 1984 for kindergardeners.

  21. Cat Allan says:

    Dear John

    I have just returned from the Legend, fantastic cruise experience, but am interested in you comment “This leaves me the time to host more shows and daytime and evening events and be amongst the guests”. Can you clarify exactly when you were at daytime events or amongst the guests? I never saw you once, outside of being on stage, and I was at virtually every quiz, bingo session some of the competitions. In fact (except for the hawking of gold plated jewellery as “solid 18 carat gold”) I would say the lack of presence of senior entertainment staff was the only let down on this otherwise brilliant holiday. The best entertainment was from the waiters! At the same time I want to give 5 stars to Keely and a shout out for Katie who, were the credits to the entertainment staff and were amazing.

    Cat Allan

  22. alan mandato says:

    John…do you remember the boys from new jersey?

  23. Karen Lian says:

    Hi John we just return from the Legend 0n July 15 2013 due to the locks we all were late getting off the ship, the bus driver was alittle up set since they were there from 515am we do not understand why someone from Carnival did not let the bus company know this it took 3 hours to get London some people up set that would miss there flight no one from Carnival met our bus just left at the area and told by the driver to in and go up stairs also no bathroom on the bus he had to pull into a rest area for some people to use the bathroom.Not a great way to end your cruise, wanted you all to know so on the next one this does not happen. thanks we had a great time.

  24. Raymond Routhier says:

    We were on Carnival Legend Cruise 07/13
    Many of us were unaware of the second formal night, I understand that it was mentionned in the day,s bulletin.
    But during your numereous microphone interruptions that day you could have taken a second to remind us of
    The formal night

    Raymond Routhier

  25. Paula says:

    Hello John,

    My husband and 14 year old son just got back from the 12 day Baltic Cruise on the Legend that sailed out of Dover on July 15. I wanted to say that we found you absolutely refreshing. You were so funny and very witty. We did not run across one staff member that was unpleasant. I read some of the complaints above and just can’t believe what I am reading. My son took part in circle “c” and enjoyed every minute. My husband took full advantage of all the sporting activities and I became addicted to trivia. Francisco our Stewart was outstanding. Benjamin and his team in the truffles dining room were incredible. We were so terribly disappointed to hear that carnival was pulling out of Europe for the 2014 season after the wonderful experience we had on board the Legend. What a shame. As soon as we returned we got to trying to book our next european carnival cruise and realized that would not happen 🙁 One thing, Internet. Carnival should get with the times on that. I saw carnival employees with their laptops going for Internet at ports. Now that’s just wrong, please convey that message to the right person John. Thanks for making our cruise excellent!

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