I Once Wanted to be a Goth

July 6, 2017 -

John Heald

There was a time when I gave serious thought about becoming a Goth. Yep, there, I said it out loud. This 52-year-old chubby Brand Ambassador gave serious consideration to the dark side.

I remember it well. I was walking through London with my mate Alan when I was around 18 years old. It was late and back then I used to have a drink or two (the legal drinking age in the UK is 18) and I seem to remember that Alan and I were both somewhat tipsy. Floating gloomily towards us were a couple — he in full-length leather coat and chalk-white make-up and she resplendent in dyed black hair, purple velvet bodice, net skirt and thigh-high boots. Alan made some comment about them and I remember making the sign of a cross with my fingers.

Of all the 1980s youth cults, Goth has always struck me as the most interesting. I only know one Goth personally. She used to be a back stage manager and worked with me on the Carnival Triumph. She was a wonderful person and a total professional…..yet……..she seriously believed that she was ……ummmmm…….dead…………and, when she would say that, I used to say, “Bollocks you’re not really dead. Here, have a Pringle.”

I, of course, grew up when vampires were played by Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing and not by some Bradd Cruise type with sweeping hair, a cape designed by Versace and teeth that, even though they routinely bite into the necks of countless virgins, are always Hollywood white. Forget Dracula with his ratty teeth Today’s new breed of vampires are sexy.

There is a time though when we all reach inside ourselves and draw forth the inner Goth and that time is …………Halloween.

Celebrating Halloween on a Carnival ship is seriously fun. On the cruises that cover October 31 you will find Carnival puts a massive effort into our Halloween festivities.

Each ship has decorations and skulls and scary spiders and enough candy to ensure every kid who sails will have a chance to get the biggest of sugar rushes.  So from the Carnival Vista to the Carnival Fantasy, here is what the ships will be planning for the 31st of October 2018.

  • Camp Ocean Trick or Treat Hunt
  • Adult Costume Party – we encourage everyone to dress up and enjoy the Halloween Carnival Fun
  • Halloween Dance Party
  • Specific Movies for Halloween to be shown on the ships TVs including Dive In Movie Big Screens
  • The ships will be decorated in selected lounges on board
  • The Photo Department will have a special backdrop – along with photographers capturing some of the festivities
  • Casino – Witching Hour Tournament
  • Food Activities – Pumpkin Carving Contest / Halloween Desserts

And if you are lucky enough to be sailing on the Carnival Imagination in October, anytime in October, do I have brilliant news for you.

From Oct. 1-31, guests on the Carnival Imagination’s three and four-day Baja cruises from Long Beach will enjoy a host of fun Halloween-themed activities, everything from costume contests and dance parties to bone-chilling story time with s’mores and warm cider.   Guests can also get creeped out at the Halloween parade and enjoy pumpkin-carving demonstrations, arts and crafts classes, and classic horror movies on the big screen.   It all culminates, of course, with trick-or-treating for kids and adults alike along the Promenade. Carnival Imagination will be in full “haunted ship” mode with an elaborate “spooky tree” in the atrium and team members decked out in the scariest of costumes while leading Thriller dance classes and other frightfully fun activities.

It’s a brilliant time to bring the entire family on a cruise to celebrate Carnival’s Halloween fun together. Kids on board our ships will be doing trick or treating but it’s organised and structured. No knocking on cabin doors and no tricking allowed (actually that last part sounds boring).

The nice kids will get lots of candy. But just in case there are some brats in the pack, I will be armed with chocolate for them……….chocolate laxatives. Better not tell them Halloween ghost stories after they have eaten that.

Halloween truly is a brilliant time to cruise Carnival and don’t just take my word for it because here is what some people wrote on my facebook.com/johnheald page:

  • Abby Nye Lea: It’s one of the most fun times I’ve had on a cruise. We booked the cruise not even thinking about it being over Halloween. The costumes were great and the decorations and costume contest was so funny. I highly recommend going on one!
  • Cindy Sadler: For the past 3 years we have taken a Halloween Cruise, are booked on one for this year and next. Best cruises ever. The costumes are amazing, the events are fun and for a small amount of time we all get to enjoy our youth again!
  • Shell Flame Murphy: This year will be our third Halloween cruise! We’ve been planning costumes for months & love the decor & special desserts. Its my favorite time to cruise
  • Lesa Parker:  Yes! My 3 year old won her age category for a rapunzel costume and my 15 year old son won the adult costume contest dressed as Dr. Frank -N-Furter from Rocky Horror. He had a great time and we still talk about this cruise 11 years later
  • Brenda Barberee:  Yes, great cruise. Lots of fun & interesting costumes. It was great seeing guests & crew dressed up & all the fun events. My kids had the best time ever and it’s all they talk about so we are doing it again in 2018

So, there you go. Halloween truly is a brilliant time to cruise and I hope we see you and your family for some Halloween fun on Carnival this October.

Cheers

 

Hi, I’m John, and this is my blog. So please don’t mistake my opinions — or those of my dear friends, fans or commenters — for those of Carnival Cruise Line or Carnival Corporation. My apologies in advance for anything I may say that upsets you, but this disclaimer covers Carnival and puts the blame directly on me………….. bugger.